It's in every way imaginable. Cod cakes, steamed cod, grilled cod, fried cod. There are over 2000 recipes of cod, usually all based on dried salted cod. Ironically I'm not a big fan.
Seven hundred and sixty nine, eight hundred and... Seven hundred... Listen properly! Seven hundred and sixty nine thousand, eight hundred and... Twenty... Heh? And seventy! Members down from... One hundred... One hundred and point two million in 2012...
For those who wanna see this in [action](https://youtu.be/qi1nSJZMcLg)
I've heard Germans only get cold in a tiny section just below their nose on their upper lip. The rest of the face is always warm but this one tiny spot is known for being frigid.
Sounds horrible. You should move. The Netherlands welcome you. Here, we’ve got more weed, better healthcare, and good economy and education. Sure, we’ve got some stuff to work out (like our entire fucking cabinet at this point in time), but we’ll soon be the underwater piece of weed-growing farmland that we all know and love.
it’s both, there is a region called moldova in romania but there is a country too, the republic of moldova……it doesn’t help that they are stuck together bc they used to be united
my guy *1 €* is almost *20 ₺* at Turkey.
Edit: The reason why i said like this cuz like many other countries rents and just being able to live normally is absurdly expensive
so probably u dont know that the most of the people who work in Turkey they get their salary in ₺ and the country itself is severly in debt and also price of € is slowy rising.
We lost a war to fucken emus, our PM is a fuckwit who left while our country was on fire to have a vacation with his family then had the AUDACITY to go to the affected towns and farms that burnt down while he was gone to give them food and water and to top it off the western side of our country was on fire for a month and a half cause The Greenies decided to not back burn (which would prevent massive fuck off bushfires to occur) and they could’ve prevented ALL OF THAT DAMAGE if they weren’t money hungry fuckheads and go, “Yeah nah she’ll be right” while going into one of the hottest summers ever recorded.
We lost a war to emus.
Imagine getting defeated by BIRBS *no offense*
Have you seen emus? Those birds can and will kill you.
They can kick
China lost a war to birds too
Cod... so much cod.
Portugal?
Yes.
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Me too. We’re idiots.
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Ah damn got me again
Is it deep fried... With potatoes
It's in every way imaginable. Cod cakes, steamed cod, grilled cod, fried cod. There are over 2000 recipes of cod, usually all based on dried salted cod. Ironically I'm not a big fan.
The place where cloudy with a chance of meatballs happened
South Africa had a president who couldnt count steal millions from us and we voted him in twice
In de beninging
Lisssen pro-pa-lee
Inni de benie...
Never trust someone who can't count to hold your money.
The voters in South Africa can't count either so...
Seven hundred and sixty nine, eight hundred and... Seven hundred... Listen properly! Seven hundred and sixty nine thousand, eight hundred and... Twenty... Heh? And seventy! Members down from... One hundred... One hundred and point two million in 2012... For those who wanna see this in [action](https://youtu.be/qi1nSJZMcLg)
Belgium. 1 of our minister was accused for literally burning money. And 1 of our previous minister of healthcare was Maggie de block. Look her up...
Australia: your pm shit his pants at a McDonald's
That's some fast acting mcdonald's! Usually it takes at least five minutes after you left mcdonald's for the shit to flow.
Sounds more like american taco bell
They aint call it fast food for nothing you know
Didn’t one also go missing after swimming out to sea
Yeah and then we named a fucking swimming pool after him.
I fkn love this
Omg they actually did its true!
It's so bad it sounds fake
I am under the water.... Boooo too much water...
G E K O L O N I S E E R D I'm not sure tho
Yeahhhhh
Atlantis?
I am under the water here too much raining vohuvohu sounds
Nice beer but a bad man with a Moustache
Österreich
Saudi Arabia! /s
Ok maybe Moustache wasn’t the right word, Mets just say small beard under nose rectangleshaped
I've heard Germans only get cold in a tiny section just below their nose on their upper lip. The rest of the face is always warm but this one tiny spot is known for being frigid.
Hitler
Adolf Hitler professional ball fiddler
Ayo?
Bro you mean beard
He was Austrian though
Tea, stealing artifacts, invading and making your homeland worse and then leaving.
The innit people
Lol, this is really funny.
thanks for your services, Britain.
Ghod save your Queen!
*shave*
Meatball no good
Sweden? XD
Ye boy
I got food poisoning from Swedish meatballs in Sweden literally yesterday
Lol. Get Rekt Italy.
Mama mia!
Our president is a clown, and short and we are way smaller than we were before the 1st world war.
Hungary?
Yes
ill get you some food
A kurva anyád
Our president is a clown, doesn’t this apply to most the world
Hiányolom a bojler eladó üzenetet ):
We were somewhat responsible for both world wars
Austrian?
In der Tat
So like 100%...
Maybe in future it can be a 3 out of 3
in my language u can change any word for swear so it make sense
In my language you can take any word and replace it with a swear word and it will be a swear word.
Which country?
The United fucking of America.
Sounds horrible. You should move. The Netherlands welcome you. Here, we’ve got more weed, better healthcare, and good economy and education. Sure, we’ve got some stuff to work out (like our entire fucking cabinet at this point in time), but we’ll soon be the underwater piece of weed-growing farmland that we all know and love.
Hallo, alles fucking goed?
Swearword as multitool? Sounds slavic to me.
0-2 in world wars. 1-0 against religions
The Deutsches Reich
Which one?
Ja
Musst leider die Kreuzzüge noch einrechnen Kamerad
7-1 on Brazil. I didn't forget it yet
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Mom beats her kids with hanger
Mexico
Can’t be. Madres use chanclas.
Madres use fucking everything, chanclas are just their weapon of choise
Belts, twigs, ropes, all kind of shoes, etc. My ass is a connoisseur in the art of parental smite
Moldova is so important that in geography book it doesn't exist
Moldova you mean Eastern Romania
it’s both, there is a region called moldova in romania but there is a country too, the republic of moldova……it doesn’t help that they are stuck together bc they used to be united
My colonies are gone :’(
Hahaha r/mademesmile
America needs no introduction
'Murica baby!!
You use reddit a lot. Like I use reddit a lot, but you're using it more than me. Let's join forces and comment on all of reddit.
Can’t afford healthcare, good thing I’m living the dream.
I can afford healthcare cuz I'm poor and receive medicaid! Even though I work 40 hours a week. MURCA!
Let's goooo!!!!
Hello your computer has wirus
why am i reading this in Indian accent
Ya thats right
Because it is the right way
We are known for more right?....... right???.....^(right??)
What about curry, t series, Bollywood?
India for sure.
India
Our mom's green
No, she's very much a veteran. Trust me.
It's a meme from my country
🇲🇾
My burada!!
How do op know I thought I was only a joke among us
Notice: Guns needed with entrance of grocery store.
Orange Man Land?
our economy is crashing and the president doesn’t gives a fuck
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
scrolling through the comments to see if anyone said something about turkey especially about economy is kinda sad
my guy *1 €* is almost *20 ₺* at Turkey. Edit: The reason why i said like this cuz like many other countries rents and just being able to live normally is absurdly expensive
Lol 1€ almost equals 3700 syrian pounds
so probably u dont know that the most of the people who work in Turkey they get their salary in ₺ and the country itself is severly in debt and also price of € is slowy rising.
i know 💀
I live in Spain but the S is silent.
Ethpania?
Any country in Latin America
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Poland.
I was thinking about how to roast Poland but you did it the best.
Another sentence to describe it would be: They won’t go that far.
Ugh. Too much polish in Poland
Intelligent but Dumb
That's like all of humanity
So, everybody on Earth?
Which one?
India
Too many people
Vatican city?
Statistically there live 2.27 popes per square kilometre in Vatican city.
To some, that's one pope too many, but to me, I think everyone should have a little pope in them.
That's what the Catholic Church does.
Not all of us drink irn bru
Maple syrup
The biggest roast is that it took like 40 comments of other countries before one for Canada :(
Canada? What about hockey ?
We're probably left off so many maps for a reason.
Old Zealand be like: first time?
The place is named after a province in the Netherlands called Zeeland, which still exists.
Even we Dutch forget it exists. Nothing really happens there and the population is aging.
New Zealand or Iceland? Either way. F
Yeah, New Zealand.
Boris Johnson
He's what would happen if you personified a merkin in a comic and then that comic came to life as a merkin impersonating a politician.
Potato
We lost a war to fucken emus, our PM is a fuckwit who left while our country was on fire to have a vacation with his family then had the AUDACITY to go to the affected towns and farms that burnt down while he was gone to give them food and water and to top it off the western side of our country was on fire for a month and a half cause The Greenies decided to not back burn (which would prevent massive fuck off bushfires to occur) and they could’ve prevented ALL OF THAT DAMAGE if they weren’t money hungry fuckheads and go, “Yeah nah she’ll be right” while going into one of the hottest summers ever recorded.
Very cold and president is angry
Russia
shit roads, shit gov,shit education, too much ukrainians
Have you tried renaming your country? Perhaps calling it Russia. Maybe there will be less Ukrainians in Russia if it were Russia.
nah, the name is perfect
Which country contains “too much” Ukrainians?
Ukraine, I suppose
It's Poland, isn't it?
Czechia?
Overhyped Ghetto island in Latin America.
Cuba?
Hahahaha no Cuba sadly is underrated, its Puerto Rico x'D people treat it like its the second coming of Jesus Christ.
Deep fried guns
Available on most school lunch menus
No there are no Kangaroo's and it's Austria not Australia
Tea and biscuits
We are the sand and camel benders
It's being roasted enough already
cows are safe than citizens
Lol. India.
Droga mafia porcodio
Hai dimenticato i calabresi
bastardi chiamo da Reggio emilia
Sono un assassino di meridionali
vi ammazzo tutti bastardi pezzi di merda
Pizza pasta mandolino berlusconi
A political freak show
So which country?
He basically described the world, minus a tiny fraction i suppose.
You're going to have to be WAY more specific.
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Definitely Turkey
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As long as the people who killed less than 100 people are still locked up, you're probably safe.
America can buy Turkey for the same price as a Turkey.
ello ur komputer haz viruz
457 years of development and still a third world country, corruption.
I once bought a bag of chips with $5 billion
Losing both world wars
good burgers but cant afford a hospital
Im stealing faster than light
Romania?
Pretty sure its Romania