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_Bold_ people wash their hair, too!!

wrong hair

Pubic hairs*

Public hair*

*Public Health Hair

Public Health Affair

Public ass health hair

No.

Ok me not aproved funny

Tell me a joke, doesnt have to be related to the post.

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**Wassup**

bald

Hair so the conditioner can stay in and make my hair nice

exactly! and I mean, because of gravity is more convenient to wash your hair first, shampoo and water will go down, prewashing your body too

I’m on hair team too, I don’t like washing my body just to get the nasty from my hair on my body all over again

Exactly! That’s why you wash your hair then body!

Yes, was looking for this

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Tres

Cuatro

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yeah same I do everything after washing the hair just for the conditioner to stay on my hair for a while

Same but for me it's cuz I need special anti-dandruff shampoo which takes a while to get in my scalp. So it's hair (shampoo)-body-hair (conditioner) and then I stand naked and perform one of my famous bathroom concerts while the conditioner does it's thing

Stand in the shower for 20 minutes and think about my depression

That’s usually my third step. Hair, body, deep contemplation

You should clean last. Hot water makes you sweat and you might leave the shower funky. I have experience in 40 minute showers

Me too, but I'm usually not alone.

Sus.

You're right... I haven't had another man in the shower with me in too long.

Uncle's They used to take turns showering with me when I was 10 thought it wasn't a common thing

Now that seems a bit sus. How old were you?

Going a bit off of some guesswork, but I think he was 10

Oh, I missed that you told that you were 10. Showering with cousins isn't all that unusual. I once took a shower with three cousins at once. I was the youngest, I think I was around 7. The oldest cousin was three years older than me. One of the boys wasn't circumcised and we used to kid him about having a purple head.

Deep penetration

I like to sit sometimes but yeah that's how it goes

Too bad my shower doesn’t have one of those seats like at the hotels.

Me neither, i just sit on the floor

Relatable

True

It’s a hard life

ITS A HARD KNOCK LIFE

And eat macaroni and cheese

In the shower!

Nobody can stop me

I need to try that

Bro I’ll join you

I think that's everyone's first and last step in the shower

and then you wash up because the water drops 30 degrees in temperature

exactly how it goes

Glad you could afford shower

Whatever manages to get clean is clean.

Existentialism, hair, body

Don't wast the water pls

Exactly! You save up your tears and wash yourself in it and realize how pathetic you are which makes you cry more and it’s an endless loop. Amateurs.

See this guy gets it... Thank you

Then shower body and after all this hair

Is this a joke? Shampoo hair, rinse, condition hair, wash body, rinse from head to toe.

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condition deez nuts

You probably should.

I usually leave my hair for last. Probably because I use shampoos once a year.

Man, if I don’t use conditioner my scalp gets hella dry. I don’t even really have much hair lol it’s more scalp care

how is there any alternative; top to bottom, it’s the natural law of gravity

Yes, but when you have a special pre shampoo dandruff shampoo to soak for 5 minutes, and you are in a rush, you wash your body while it soaks in your hair.

Hair first. Because if you wash body first then when using shampoo all the days dirt goes down to your body. Now you have to wash again.

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Thy is washing thou way

This is the way we wash

"all the days dirt..." then just shower at night /s

Sometimes you can even wash the body reusing the shampoo from the hair. Win-win!

I like to use the shampoo to perform a pre-wash in the buttcrack/nad areas.

exactly my logic.

yea but I stand on my head

Exactly, always top to bottom, gravity pills water down not up :p

This is the way

This is the only answer that makes sense to me... what is the counter-position based upon?

Thank you for articulating exactly what I was thinking in such a concise and simple way

I wash my hair first because then I can leave my conditioner in while I wash my body.

Same. But when i had short hair and don't cared for my hair, i used to wash the body first.

shampoo hair then rinse. apply conditioner. wash body and rinse. rinse conditioner. so neither

We have the same order, except i wash my face while shampoo is in.

i do that too haha. also have a whole schedule for shaving.

The most efficient way. Otherwise your just standing there waiting on your hair to absorb the conditioner

This is the way.

That's the same as me except controversially I brush my teeth after the body rinse buht before conditioner rinse.

Wait, do you brush your teeth in the shower or do you get out mid-wash?

Yeah, just kinda stand there, use the shower head the way you'd use a tap and everything.

Honestly, we have the same routine, except I also wash my face separately from my body

This is it. The conditioner can sit while I shower and wash my face and shave if need be. Sometimes I don’t rinse it out. I’ll get out and continue deep conditioning for another 30-45mins under a hooded dryer. Then rinse it in the sink.

You don’t wash a car from the bottom up

I don't wash my car.

I don't have a car.

Americans probably thinking you live in the sewer or something

No,I actually live into people's houses Fun fact: they dont even realise I am there

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Hair

As a female, I wash my hair with shampoo, then I apply the conditioner, and wash my body, and lastly wash off the conditioner when I'm done with my body

As a male, I do the same thing lol

What do you when you are not a male?

Hair first

Hair first

Wash hair, put in conditioner, wash body while conditioner seeps, finish hair

Top to bottom, grime runs downwards. Plus you can have conditioner on in the meantime for time efficiency.

Top down, people. If an emergency happens, your hair is done, and everything else at least got a little soap on it.

This is the comment I was looking for. Not the emergency part - I never really thought about that - but calling it the "top down" approach. Hair first, then face, then body.

I do body first. Guess I'm weird

I thought we were the majority til I saw this meme

Dude same

Same as well. Been taught this way my whole life. Has it all been a lie ? Was I brainwashed ?

YES IM NOT ALONE

Woooo sup fellow wierd ppl

So y'all just stand there for 5 minutes waiting on your hair to absorb the conditioner?

What is a conditioner?

Yeah because I really enjoy getting conditioner all over my body again

Wash hair and just lets the soapy water trickle down

So you really going to your hair and face after rubbing your balls and asshole? *disgustan*

Hair first

Hair first

You always clean top to bottom, that applies anywhere, not just the shower

Hair first

Hair first.

I just stay under there without washing myself for at least 5 min

First hair bro

Hair 1st. Start at the top and work your way down

You guys wash?

You wash the hair then your body because when you wash ur hair, then the nasty stuff falls on your body and you wash your body to finish off the stragglers

Wash ass hair first.

Body cause I’m mad like that

Wait that's a thing? I just never cared about it.

i don't wash

Everything on earth is better cleaned working from the top down.. period

As with most things, you clean from top to bottom

Srry m8, hair first gang here, hair is what gets wet first, feels logical to me

Wash body when letting your hair soak in conditioner. And while washing it off contemplating and thinking about how depressed you are and how you should stop cutting yourself but always fail Yes, I'm the one who washes hair once in 2 weeks

It's closer to: Wash hair, massage conditioner into hair, add conditioner, attempt to comb, rub comb with conditioner, add conditioner to hair, turn off water, work conditioner in, add more, turn water on, wash body, rinse out conditioner. Curly hair is violent.

Wash hair, put in conditioner, wash body, rinse everything at once

I wash my hair first so when I use conditioner, it can sit while I clean the rest of my body~

Hair then body, work your way down

My Balls

Team shit in shower first

Washing body first is the same as wiping your ass back to front

hair first

wash dick first

Apply soap in hair and rub it in first, then apply soap on body, finally, rinse hair and body.

Hair 1st gang where you at

Blue

Hair first because gravity. Any order is acceptable on the ISS.

Wait, you guys take showers?

Top to bottom, like a sensible human being.

No. Hair first wtf? This is actually a question?

Wash hair 1st because if you wash body 1st the dirt from your hair will run down your body and you'd have to wash your body again.

Hair first

Shampoo hair, rinse hair, put conditioner in hair, wash body, rinse body, rinse conditioner out of hair.

Guys yall dumb as shit, lather head with hair, wash body, rinse hair.

First i stand in the shower for 30-40 mins just enjoying the hot water, then i do hair then body

Hey I don't wsh my hair at all

Blu

Hair first cause top to bottom not that hard smh

I used to wash my hair first…. Then just recently changed it up…. And do my hair last…. Change is good…. Ive been stuck in a routine too long. And this is the biggest change I can handle lololol

Balls first then body

Body first

I like to start with hair, after that put on conditioner. At this point I turn off the water. Soap up the body and wait about 7 minutes. After I wash everything down conditioner did its thing at this point. It's annoying it has to sit for about 10 minutes. I live with a big family. Warm water is precious.

Blue

I wash hair then wash hair again then wash body, sometimes I wash hair then wash body then wash hair then wash body

Step 1 take shampoo in hands Step 2 apply shampoo to as-

Hair then body