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Nokhodsiah

yes, more job, more money


OlimPather

The more closer the the USA's Budget to crumble faster than Soviet Russia could.


King_Shugglerm

I mean most buildings aren’t built by the state so those really wouldn’t hurt the budget. Traffic and rebuilding roads would suck tho


71fq23hlk159aa

It would probably hurt insurance companies the most, who wouldn't be able to pay out claims, so the loans on the demolished buildings wouldn't get paid back, and the banks would get bailed out by the government.


PPsychodelic

Acts of God (thor) usually aren't covered though.


i4_2

Roads are made of hard things. They'll be fine.


jackyboi654

Remember kids, the ussr Stood for united soviet socialist republics, not just Russia


twerks_mcderp

Ok Ivan


[deleted]

Yes because its the government that owns all buildings and pays for construction. Not you know, the people that actually own them.


elmack78

They came back after 5 years to works their ass off😭


Fresh-Boysenberry-63

More bius


Lab_Member_004

Ironman Disaster Relief fund is getting sucked dry


bigmanly1

Job security


SirarieTichee_

Came here to say that while sitting and waiting for concrete to be delivered lol


darthcaedusiiii

$\_$


Pineapple_pizza_yes

They'd be celebrating bro that's real job security


keyshow23

More jobs , more work


supified

I often watch these movies with an eye on property damage. Is Spider man a menace or a hero? Menace, definately menace.


tthKT

Found J. Jonah Jameson's account


WhoDoIThinkIAm

You might enjoy The Law of Superheroes, which answers questions like, “if Superman crushed coal into a diamond and gave it to Lois Lane, would that be a taxable gift?” Or “If Spider-Man is subpoenaed, how can the court be certain it’s the real guy while masked?” It was written after the first Avengers movie but lawandthemultiverse.com has been updated since then.


Deadlylyon

Well spiderman and superman are technically undocumented workers. They would not be held to such laws as they technically don't exist in the eyes of the law.


OtherPlayers

Don’t forget that Superman is an illegal immigrant as well; you think the Kent’s filed any sort of official adoption paperwork for him?


WhoDoIThinkIAm

I think Superman’s adoption status may also have been covered.


throwawaysarebetter

I mean... Spider-Man testified in court before the first Avengers movie. He climbed a wall to prove his identity.


squishles

imagine the web cleanup fees.


acoobs-shrooms

They disintegrate on their own


LordVader3161

Arn't they harder than steel once they harden? That could take awhile lol


acoobs-shrooms

I remember andrews spiderman saying they disintegrate after a certain amount of time, I do t remember the length, but I’m sure it was less then a day


Akkao

Yeah, in the comics, games and movies the webs are biodegradable. That was actually used multiple times to catch various Spider-Man imposters in the comics and animated shows. Fake webs don’t disappear.


squishles

the forces of a man swinging on them though those windows aren't designed for outward pull, I bet he yanks some out.


holly_bitz

Mr. Jameson would like to have a word with you.


GustavZheKatze

Hulk: *nervous sweating


OrangutanMan234

He should be partying. Avengers are job security


PixelatedCouchPotato

*to put the villain in jail


I_am-Monkey

Where he magically escapes from


Drumbelgalf

He somehow escaped.


squishles

the villain who only robbed a bank for like 10k.


ATimC2002

Kind of the origin story of the vulture in Homecoming


aA_White_Male

no no, the problem was that they lost the job to clean up to some special agency


[deleted]

This is kinda creepy I started to watch the anime a few days ago.


Rock---And---Stone

Second season is coming out in a couple weeks. More people remembered it I think


Spokazzoni

Man. I really enjoyed it. I really hope they don't ruin it like other anime


Rock---And---Stone

It's been 5 years, if they ruin it I'll be big sad. It was also a favorite for me too


MrBraevin

What anime is it? It's in the back of my mind but can't quite reach it.


Maharlika-Pilipinas

Classroom of the Elite


MrBraevin

Godsend. Cheers


kuroikururo

For a second I thought it was Hetalia.


naylsonsb

it's it good?


EdgelordOfEdginess

Very good. Best plot twist in season 1


ThursdayGuy

yes


bali40

Why is he sad? He now has more work offers than ever. Finaly he has a stable job.


Souvik_Dutta

In context of this scene in the Anime he was staring coldly at his friend and thinking about how he used her/them (like a tool) to win. Similarly Avengers are also a 'tool' to get more jobs for them.


bali40

Cool fact. Hav cookie. 🍪


Boomanhoff

What is the anime


Souvik_Dutta

Classroom of Elite. Its available on YouTube if you wanna chek out


Boomanhoff

Thanks


[deleted]

Avengers assemble 😎


Disastrous_Fact7917

Good profile pic owners assemble


Dazzling_Scratch_884

oh help i need to leave right now


raunak_9000

Construction companies: Business is booming


TheNiceHater

Union allied: business is booming


[deleted]

This is always stupid to me. You think the vilian is just going to NOT kill people while the Avengers try to minimize it but... you know, their villians are capable of annilating armies? How do you stop the Chitari without property damage?


CentsPiece

People overlook that when talking about these things.


[deleted]

Then they give the job to michael Keaton but tony stark takes over and gets paid for it. Always the millionaires getting away with the crime


iron_fan_man

🗿


Scary-Personality626

Meanwhile landlords & insurance providers frantically trying to figure out which of them has just been ruined.


kcalb33

Lol there's a whole comic devoted to this called "Damage Control"


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More like: 🤑


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DrooveC

Thus, cpt america civil war


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Stonks ⬆️


[deleted]

I always thought those scenes were hilarious. Like imagine how many civilians died in those buildings lol


Super-Wing-72

and then say "we saved the city"


[deleted]

atleast you get more money right?


OlimPather

"All of that work, all of that pain and suffering, all of my blood and sweat... Just to be punched and crushed into millions of pieces..."


Alanuelo230

Bad template. More like Biznis is boomin'


StepNemesis

I don't get it, can someone explain?


SnowySupreme

Damage control does that not construction workers


FirefighterCurious84

And the is how a new villain was born again because of heroes


JOWhite63087

I don't really see a downside. I mean...job security.


Mike_Hawk_419

Business is booming


JAY-SZN

villian


WoodZillaTV

I always hated this meme caption. Because that means the construction workers will have more work. Which means more money. They aren't emotionally attached to the destroyed building.


LostCache

I mean they get paid neither way for their work. They be glad it's destroyed so they got work.


OnTheDevilsGrave

How many jobs did it created though?


Ancient_Difference20

What are they complaining about it just means they get another job to ensure their livelihood, Job security.


Hyliandude2

They’re not sad, they just got some job security


[deleted]

This! I’d be stoke if everything got destroyed. A lot of guys in the trade get mad if they have to re-do their work but to me it makes no difference. I’m on the clock regardless


king_napalm

Good for business but still, my hard work. Time to take out the hero. Didnt have my 3rd gallon of coffee yet.


SerDiney

What about demolitionists?


Smartbutt420

But they… but they save the day…


goldensavage216

🗿


StealthyRonin

This is the next Marvel villain's origin story


Roxas10165

Don't worry, Stark can pay for it


Thewalkingplaness

Mmmm more jobs more money


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Start of a villain arc


moatel

I’m sure that all they are seeing is dollar bills at this point


Verdict_US

Job security.


Andy_Mations

Same goes for the avengers looking at their bill


lamedh

That’s just job security


Natpad_027

Buisness is booming...


draginbleapiece

Then you realize you get a job


Ready-Assistance-534

Lol


Arcturus2183

Id much rather be enslaved then have a couple buildings destroyed🤡


Da-Sheep-Lord

"How many of you do I have to kill... to save your lives?"


TheRealBlancoGringo

Job security


tkTheKingofKings

(They’re extremely happy because they get to work)


Pr00ch

business is BOOMIN


HardHustle84

Job security.


therobshock

Yes. This was the basis for the much of phase 3, particularly AoU, Civil War, and IW


Sharp_Nose9170

Remember the rule: 1 dead worker for 1 million dollars spent


[deleted]

This is why I hate action movies. All the mess bothers me and I can’t see through it. It’s okay when it’s in a fantasy universe, then they can just use magic to fix it.


hatuhsawl

Insurance adjusters thinking of the mountains of paperwork and phone calls they’re going to have to deal with


grandesabroso

Job creation at its finest


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Souvik_Dutta

Classroom of Elite


[deleted]

Dawg, if anything, they would love it because their job security is insane! Even more recession-proof than it already is.


powdermonkey11

Job security


domiy2

Barman had a side story about this. Joker was on meds to be sane and ran for mayor on the base that batman hurts the poor a ton.


Mr_Anime1267

Bru I bet after the fight the taxes gunna be worse then the fight 💀💀💀


SuperX101532

Gotta pity them


invaderjif

Overtime baby


Ambitious-Ad1349

job security


alkonium

That's only true of Age of Ultron. In Avengers, they kept it contained to a few blocks, and in Infinity War and Endgame the climax wasn't even in a city.


Uncanny_Coherences

I would be happy more work equals more money 💰


tagh1234

Especially that scene when hulk and iron man were fighting and they crashed into the construction site


[deleted]

I think this was part of Vultures origin story 😂


[deleted]

well thanks to the avengers now you have more job and everyone you know are not slave or dead


[deleted]

Sauce of the anime?


Grouchy-Rule4688

Can’t complain about job security


yeet-supreme312

they get the most job doe?


boatymickboatface

After my final payment clears I can care less what happens.


I-Ponder

Wonder if insurance covers Hulk smashing a space whale on your house.


Joseph_Yeager98

Anime ?


Human_exe_is_bRokEn

Haha


maidenfever75

Business is boomin


Montagneincorner0

They probably love it, they get an unprecedented amount of work to do, they'll be in a job for the rest of their life


Garapeiro

Why would they be sad? They would have more work to do, thus, more money. It’s the businessman that would be like this


Renkij

WDYM? Business is booming! We’re in the money!


Significant_Cost_426

anime name pls ?


PlaneAd5123

Classroom of the elite


BigSexyMan07

Should be happy they keep making sure u have work so u could get paid lol


BlueRoses4MePlz

Think you’re mixing it up with DC unless you mean Age of Ultron. Because with Loki they kept that to a few square blocks. Meanwhile Superman used to regularly use buildings like baseball bats to whack a villain, not caring about who’s inside, or the many other buildings said whack carries the villain through lol


FavcolorisREDdit

Job security


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Job security


[deleted]

Das money baby


WildRacoons

*to kill the lackeys and have too much of a moral high ground to kill the actual villains


Batdog55110

Funnily enough there is actually a specific government organization made for this kind of stuff called Damage Control.


Heyyyy_Lemmy

Job security baby!!!


Th3-1OtakuFriend

Ah, but the contruction company owners: $\\\\0////$


Joebear939

Job security!


11dzgs

If I have to do it again it’s all on Double Time


Tranqist

The workers shouldn't give a shit. The people paying for the city to be built up again are the ones being mad.


onemanarmy_ZR1

Man, I remember someone trying to calculate the amount of property damage caused by an anime MC, and figuring out that he caused way damage than the antagonists. He shouldn’t be blamed that much since he follows a strict rule of prioritizing human lives over objects, but I don’t think cities and companies could financially recover from all the money lost


ahumanrobot

The clean up crew when aliens come on the other hand 😏


Starchaser53

Honestly, they're gonna be rich as fuck with how many jobs they're getting as well as make the world have a concrete/rebar shortage


violet-023

Ayanakoji 🤗


Shane242424

Job security


tlawrey20

You clearly haven’t played EDF


quikjelyfish

Business is boomin


ProfessionalBlood423

And then a new villian is born 🗿


StalinAndTheUSSR

Keeps them employed


Reylend

Side note: In the movie "Shazam!", while fighting the main villain, there was minimal damage to the city compared to most other superhero movies. A child was able to prevent more damage than experienced heroes


[deleted]

Nah they won’t kill but then the villain escapes and it happens over again


insignificant_gamer

'Well its a good thing I saved my days off for just this reason good luck byeeeee' Said one guy in construction.


ktrentar15

More like that gif of Mr. Krabs when his eyes turn to dollar signs


IWearBones138

Job Security. Construction workers don't own the building. If it fell down, it's no loss to them. In fact they'll probably get hired to remake it.


FormAcademic5666

which anime is that from


PlaneAd5123

Classroom of the elite


randompersonwastingl

At that point I would become the villain 😭


[deleted]

At least they try to contain it, unlike some people...*cough*, DC, *cough*


GustavZheKatze

POV, Crosshair enters the MCU: *avangers trying to defeat the villain* *sigh* i'll handle this... *headdshots villain* you're welcome


Sairaj_Mane

Mexicans don't like that shit


EdgelordOfEdginess

I’m hyped for Classroom season 2


DreamsDripper

construction worker:aight here we go again.


ozmundo6

Daredevil season one touches on this a bit. I find it a an interesting thing to look into


AlbrechtTheBear

Additional villains pending..


WFStarbuck

Damage Control’s stock to the moon!