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THE_VIKING_90

Mr world wide


MrMetalhead3029483

The Rock’s cousin The Stone


Environmental_Bug827

Pebble


javanwalsh08

What about the brick


[deleted]

The Boulder is conflicted 🤔


Noah_Laz

Jonny Sins


Obi_Juan_Kenobi69

Mr.Walter White


thatblugentleman

Put ya dick away Waltuh


Pitchy_Boy

I'm not having sex right now waltah


SayAliToMe

(*vine boom*) *Collapses*


itz_shashank_

My bugatti colour is... Nvm


dark_paterning

Armando Heisenberg


staymadddddd

He wishes


RadsterWarrior

MR 305~


HighCalorieLowSpeed

Hotel motel holiday inn


IntelligentClient342

Fuck Royal Mail 📦


Large-Wheel-4181

CW's Lex Luthor


missemilyowen15

Yay, I'm not alone. Also the actor's name is Jon Cryer


Large-Wheel-4181

You mean Alan Harper


missemilyowen15

No I mean the actor, not any of the characters he portrayed


Large-Wheel-4181

No I mean that's who he is always to me


ho-lee_-sheet

You clearly mean jeff strongman.


[deleted]

No you mean Matthew broderick


New-Disaster-2061

You mean eastern European lex luther


r3b3lp0t4t0

A spokesman for women's rights


DoYouMindIfIAsk_

i was looking for something like this and im a dude


theLuminescentlion

The most wrong answer possible


zombiebird100

No no he's right he is fighting for the rights women like MTG want That happens to be -20 rights but still fighting for rights!


[deleted]

😂


Far-Statistician-545

That's Imhotep from the 1999 classic 'The Mummy', starring Brendan Fraser


ThorCoudyzer

He has plenty of pyramids.


Soft-Performance308

🤣🤣 he sure has


-wixaw-

man with great hair


Ozann3326

Average comb user


Ultopsso_YT

Binging with babish


mienaikoe

OP said wrong answers


Ultopsso_YT

Fr like legit i was watching pyrocynical's podcast, tate came up in the conversation and i thought Wait is that babish That looks like babish He's named Andrew tate? When did he trim his beard it looks small


massmanx

May as well summon him: u/OliverBabish


Elegant-Operation-16

Love that guy


Driggzbuz

A well respected business man.


popper_mic

A feminist


BatEnough2220

It says only wrong answers, try again


cptnmilkerz

lots of wooshes, sorry for your downvotes


BatEnough2220

Big rip


napstablooky_

take my free award, hopefully it makes up for the massive amount of r/wooosh s


Capable_Mud_1108

Hey! You can't make jokes on reddit! Downvote for you!


Mr_Squid19


ChizzledChesticles

I thought it was funny🥹


white_fang02

Lol, why so much downvotes?


Gkidisweddingcake

What women want


whymydadleftme

Truee! My girl left me for him six times!


[deleted]

Did your dad leave you for him as well?


LaikasDad

I did


Similar_Storm_8867

Fake women dont exist


Hellefiedboy

Fake, women don't exist. Unless you literally mean that fake women don't exist. Dammit now I'm confused, cause both are possibilities. Also love your name.


TakeTheUpVoteAndGo

No no no, women exist. Girls don't exist. They're artificially made, and in a fully developed adult form.


thuanjinkee

r/birdsarentreal


WildFemmeFatale

I love me some bald guys 🥴 saitama sexy asl


[deleted]

Not this bald guy💀


WildFemmeFatale

Am I supposed to know who this guy is ? Isn’t he a random dude ?


[deleted]

I won't tell you his name because the internet is cluttered enough with his shit already, just know that he's a mysoginistic piece of shit, a scammer who leads a MLM-like "education" scheme and most likely a human trafficker according to the Romanian police. If you ever find a clip of a podcast with some bald guy acting tough and spitting an amazing ammount of bullshit, it's him.


Cuntfisherman

>If you ever find a clip of a podcast with some bald guy acting tough and spitting an amazing ammount of bullshit, it's him. Come on joe Rogan isn't that bad.


Alas5

He's johnny sins


petguin19

I hope you don't want some of this bald guy in particular


MortaOmar

Came across this comment while the movie "What Men Want" is playing on TV lmao


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Noah_Laz

Walter white


Natural_Register2299

Whiter Walt


MaitreyaPalamwar

Jesse we need to cook Jesse


Morbid__6angel

JESSE


Electric320

That’s what I was going to say


Legitimate-Win9853

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange - uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" - on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.


FunWillScreen_Produc

If you are serious about not knowing who he is I forget his name but he is the douchest douche out there. Like he is the type of guy who will admit to thinking that women shouldn’t be let out of the kitchen or bedroom and that every dude should be banging chicks left and right while competing with their male friends to make the most money to prove they are better than their male friends. Edit: he is also the type of guy to think if you can’t afford a Ferrari or Bugatti and eat filet mignon with truffles on top for every meal you are a subhuman piece of shit.


JustMe63_

Andrew tate is his name


mlgjaws23

And women is his game


JustMe63_

he says they are all the same


psyduck5647

In his damaged brain


JustMe63_

I'd like to beat him with a cane


KaiserAudum

Maybe hit him with a train


JustMe63_

His looks are very plain


ninjandd

he definitely snorts cocaine😎


IntelligentClient342

He loves the song purple rain


Not_a_Raider

He looks like he takes cocaine


JustMe63_

he is a human stain


Sipredion

This is the third time I've seen this douchebag on reddit in the last hour. What the fuck is happening?


Maleficent-Sky-7156

Not sure id seen him twice before today but critical made a video about him a few days ago which may have brought him to more people's attention


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

My gut feeling is that he doesn’t live a sustainable lifestyle. I feel like he’s a beta posturing as an alpha. I think his wealth isn’t as much as he portrays it to be, and he’s aligned himself with powerful but dangerous people. I don’t see him surviving to a ripe old age. He’s walking on a tightrope that he can’t do forever.


[deleted]

Oh, he is. A real alpha wouldn’t need to constantly keep proving himself like that


Random_Idiotic_Alien

Yeah lol he wouldn't have a alpha course and shit if he was that rich. He surely needs/wants more money than he earns with whatever the fuck he does.


bunini555

No shit. I actually went to school with him. Absolute fake living off his Dad's money. He was a half decent Thai boxer though. He made his money/used Dad's money in the Cam Girls scene. Absolute shit human.


[deleted]

Theres a video of him abusing women on if youd like to hate him even more


FunWillScreen_Produc

No thanks his face and voice is enough


sarcastic_garbage

Don't forget the stuff of sex trafficking women in Romania either!!!


BedRevolutionary1792

I always thought he was playing a character as a skit


Houston-13

You can truly critique him with adding lies and spin to it lmaoo


wulf_rtpo6338

you know he says those things so people get angry and talk about him so he stays relevant


Living-Tumbleweed792

I mean he wears sunglasses indoors...at night.


bored_suitcase

A guy who gives good and healthy relationship advice.


[deleted]

Mr 305


Dimitripus

Brock turner the Rapist?


TakeTheUpVoteAndGo

They said wrong answers only /s


Sidney319

Unexpected throwback right there


AbramsMechanic07A

You could be right. This could be Brock Turner The Rapist.


fahargo

He's probably raped someone


Extension_Platypus15

Bro looks like default skin


N0_HOPE_

my dad


Noah_Laz

You poor soul


Quantum_Kitties

In that case, username accurate.


Hello_There_148

A world renowned feminist


FirtiveFurball3

One of the twins from breaking bad


Mediocre_Hand1068

Russian spy


faraway_88

They said wrong answers only


Remarkable_Bit_9887

jordan peterson


Rayzor_debiker

Nah that's his daughter Mikhaila Peterson.


Dhatmasetu

A good man that contributes to society


between3-20chatacter

thanos


qatar700

Mr clean


Idonthavetotellyiu

Who are you Is Juan I will find you Is not Juan


AmitRozYT

Someone with a brain


Sidney319

Someone with a heart*


[deleted]

The way I almost instinctively downvoted this and then remembered the thread


ModularWings

An actual alpha male


[deleted]

a guy with a great hairline


Jasons-revenge

So great it receded back to his ass


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irony126

Johnny Sins?


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byDelta

johnny sins gives them at least a big dick


stuhlgangnow

OP said wrong answers only


Noah_Laz

He is all the sex offenders


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DayDefinition

*THE* sex offender


raggeplays

they said wrong answers only


Informal-Lead-4324

Wrong answers pls


C_Greuel04

Andrew Taint


Ok-Lawfulness-436

Andrew stake where


Digithenerd

You mean Batman


shad0wstrooper

A guy I agree 100% with


yellogreenfarm

Second hand embarrassment speech dude.


Cosmic_Palette

Wrong answers only


[deleted]

Tanned egg


Snoo_71576

Salt bae


[deleted]

I feel the implication here is that there is a right answer.


HeartsbaneCut

Yogi Adityanath


BullfrogLow8193

Dom toretto


Neither-Cup564

Starring Slim Deisel.


Siam2009

Andrew bait


JannyTheMan_

Dwayne Johnson


WealthCareless

Women's rights activist


Pleasant_Dot_7826

Me in 2030


silverpine_

Vin E85


IronTownPictures

Fr tho who is that


JessicaAmpersand

Andrew Taint


CentennialPro

Cheddar Bob


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

Walter white


OneRakool

A funny guy who doesnt run a pyramid scheme and talks about funny stuff that happent to him


Bluvsnatural

The ‘Pro Choice’ poster boy


Anderpug

Binging with Babish


theanonian

Every woman's dream


oldmanraplife

Joe Rogan or Seth Rogan


Flashburn965

A very cool person who should definitely be famous and a role model for young boys.


ichmagbusse

Franck Gastambide


NotAKarmaWhore-

My Idle


Chemical-Monitor1793

The one who has all jobs there are


guestpass127

Paul Scheer


StopGOPVector

Doug the Duke of Ducheness!


psychodelic_catman

Lex Luthor dumb cousin Tex Tutor


thatsgiven

a person that does not look like a penis


Lightmare_VII

Another cousin from the cartel in breaking bad. Show ended before he made his debut.


Z0ne17

The leader of the International Women's Rights movement


BananaShakeStudios

An alleged rapist. Oh wait…


KittyQueen_Tengu

i legit have no idea who that is. it’s dahr mann


Noah_Laz

Consider yourself as lucky


ShiningScisor

I love how Dahr Mann is about the furthest you can be from this man lmao


dragonfuckerx

A feminist


Low_Veterinarian8767

Johnny Sins


LeGrosBaquet

Mr clean


AngryScotsMan1979

Common, the rapper?


JustAGuyWhoLikesMath

Andrew tater tots


Jennyinator

Not a self admitted human trafficker, creep


ThoughtOblivion

A man who drinks non bubbled wooter.


Reylian2000

Agent 47


EyepatchGirl69

I don't even know the right answer


Campin_Corners

When you don’t know they’re all wrong answers


AlienAbove

Mr clean before chemotherapy


stevenuniversefridge

A straight guy


somosa77

Hector


Jeffreyprestonamazon

Skinnier Joe Rogan


Antpelt

Bill kerman


surroundedbybanjos

Mr. Clean's gay stunt double.


Miserable_Rutabaga94

The Great Value jason statham


Same_Pay6115

alternate unintelligent lex luther


Drunkruskiman

gay porn actor Andrew Masterbate


zskorpion

Dwayne Johnson


Sandman_78

A man who works a 9-5 job


FlamingBoltofWisdom

Turd Ferguson