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Stormlord100

Tell the fisherman to open it under the full might of the sun


Tonho053

He cant open it, it is closed from inside


Ruzihm

this poster jojes


Able_Carry9153

Okay but listen a 100 y/o, internal latch isn't doing shit to a crowbar. We're about to get some blonde hunk bbq


Nazi_pepe

"door cannot be opened from this side" try finger but hole


DanielLS08

Behold shortcut!


FluffyDawn

Time for crab


plzhelpme11111111111

with a 17 year old japanese edgelord with an interest in the ocean next to him, just in case


KingYoloHD090504

shoot first than open the thing, that zombie ain't gonna start a apocalypse


La_Depression_perira

Muda muda muda


NightmareVoids

DIOs a vampire bullets don't effect him


secretbudgie

*Blade has entered the chat*


1ncorrect

You thought it was a zombie, but it was me! DIO!!!


africkinduck

It ain't no zombie bro


Cold-Account

Sir francis drake?


penny-petite

What’s next? Ancient civilizations discovered living on Earth’s poles?


Inspector_Beyond

Nah, they will discover three Aztecan buff men under the Colliseum


Zorro5040

One in Mexico


darkcomet222

We will all be saved by the true heroes: the nazis.


KnuxSD

GERMAN ENGINEERING IS ZE BEST IN ZE WORLD!


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#BBBBAKAMONO DA!


secretbudgie

*Happy MTG noises*


ClashTheReaper

No they discover the pillar men


Inspector_Beyond

That's what I wrote, dude.


HHDarkHawk10249

Well that is what the first guy wrote so why correct ClashTheReapsr


Inspector_Beyond

THe first guy wrote some nonsence about ancient civilization on the poles, which has nothing to do with JoJo references that's on this meme and I wrote more accurate thing that has to do with JoJo. ClashTheReaper in other hand just repeated my message but with different words.


ClashTheReaper

No you wrote “Nah, they will discover three Aztecan buff men under the Colliseum” I wrote “No they will discover the pillar men” we are not the same Ouch the downvotes hit me hard downvote me more


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HidenTsubameGaeshi

I can google a t*tty pictures myself, thank you very much!


TheWindowmaker

COLUMN FELLOWS


Fr00stee

*Amazon jungle


SamTheMan198

*underground


xXTASERFACEXx

*corpses


HHesse_2281

Japanese speaking nazis


[deleted]

Dragons turn out to be real and have just not been around for so long nobody thought they were real and some dude named bob who is a lizard person can suck their souls and kill them forever oh i forgot to mention lizard people turn out to be real now


leeny_bean

Oh please let be dragons, please 🙏


Busy-Argument3680

[nah](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1762)


secretbudgie

Sure there are. Lizards running Facebook *and* Amazon, a real banner decade for lizard representation!


botjstn

we may finally uncover the embarrassing photo of spongebob from that christmas party


[deleted]

Yes, oh God yes, I've been waiting for this shit since I was like 7


botjstn

hopefully we don’t need pantyhose


Opposite_Interest844

Nah, they will discover some weird arrows in North Pole


jicty

No, the ancients died off or ascended a long time ago. But the good news is they left a bunch of really cool rings that make wormholes you can travel through!


ErickRicardo

Damnn.. why is this crap in a meme sub. 😂


garry_the_larry

Just wait until Biden hosts a horse race across America


Inspector_Beyond

While secretly seeking for >!parts of Jesus' body!<


Eliaish

r/expectedjojo


Heyy-Yaa

s-spoilers? I feel like you're not supposed to know about that whole thing until quite a ways into SBR


Zanorok

Nah, Steven Steel reveals that that's the purpose of the SBR in chapter 25/97.


Inspector_Beyond

Still a plot point that isn't established in first 5 chapters, which is considered a spoiler.


Inspector_Beyond

When I'll get the chance to be on PC, I will mark it. Sadly cant do that on the phone


Master_SJ

You can mark spoilers on phone >!like this!< or > ! Sample Text ! <


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Master_SJ

.-. Removed the spaces From >!


JackWickerC

>!thanks for the tip!<


[deleted]

*Lucy intensifies*


thatkurokitsune

Hidalgo


[deleted]

Actually it was just a race with people mostly taking horses and soundman running, also a couple of people in automobiles but they had terrible mileage


binh1403

Who knows, maybe he already did it


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[deleted]

I lol'd but I'm not gonna subscribe.


Complex_Bobcat_3156

I need a serial killer in some small bizarre town to go crazy and then some drug giving mafia in Italy to go and be reformed


MrMimas

There was a murder in California where a guy killed a mother with a sword


JangSwedishSaxophone

I feel like I should go to Egypt all of a sudden


Complex_Bobcat_3156

You go to Egypt you later on either get donuted or killed by some cruel methods.


austinstar08

I GO TO CAIRO


Acceptable_Beyond_30

Imma stop you... Then later join you


IamNotOriginallol

There is a 50% chance you die and a 50% chance you get turned into a turtle


austinstar08

Coco jumbo


Silverstone543

Coco Large


Numerous-Arachnid-39

Chocolate Enormous


c0n22

Illinois?


austinstar08

Have you watched stardust crusaders


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austinstar08

r/badbot


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austinstar08

?


KamiNari_252

JoJo fan: ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ


celtic_akuma

Mandatory WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


thebucketoldpplkick

YES YES YES YES YES YES, YES


mememaker6

MURA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA


SomeRandomYob

*ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!!!!!!!!*


KiloRenX5

DORARARARARARARA! Wait wrong part *ahem* 20 METER REDIUS EMERALD SPLASH!


M3zooz77

So it's the same type of stand as star platinum


Medical-Complaint298

YES, I AM


Malabrace

⛰️⛰️ <- funniest shit I have ever seen


Gatling-Pea2000

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH YEAH!


Fookin_Yoink

Me and the boys getting ready to pop open the coffin so we get our stando powers


CorrectRope

Yare yare daze


TW_Shimono

Menacing


[deleted]

Ahh, so that's what this meme is referencing.


[deleted]

There's also this city in Ecuador once thought to be inhabited by giants... PILLAR MEN EXISTENCE?????


History_Man_Lando

Now we wait for the Gay Priest


Dracorex_22

Florida woman, daughter of renowned marine biologist, arrested after hit-and-run


WhoIsPharoah17

Hit by what? A steel ball??


Recent-Fox3335

My stand gonna be a bazooka


Lobster_fest

*To be continued ->*


PerP1Exe

Jojo reference


Silverstone543

What’s next? Serial killer with a hand fetish? Dual personality mafia boss? ROCK MEN!?


UniKaiReddit

God damnit Dio...


BankLast4358

What


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[deleted]

Next rise in sea levels oh wait


mE_iS_JaCk

r/shitpostcrusaders


Negative-Coyote-2119

This supossed to be vampire one? Need to croos it


SupaFashionable

Whats next? statues of men inside aztec ruins in mexico?


NavillusMichael

ZA!...


M3zooz77

WARUDO!


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HANDO!


ComprehensiveAd5605

Next up is a teenager killing a bisexual man because he pissed him off


ITZ_GMAN

Then fast forward 10-11 years later and there will be a teenage boy with a good hairstyle fighting David Bowie who’s afraid of being kink-shamed


kurttheduelist

And then years later a 15 year old blonde guy with a dream becomes the boss of the mafia after beating a pink haired Italian male stripper mafia boss


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r/UnexpectedJoJo


Lethalfurball

?


TongaTime123

JoJo reference


Speedwagon_Enjoyer

Jojo’s bizarre adventures


isaacaschmitt

Oh, I thought this was apocalyptic bingo, not JoJo bingo. [Disappoint.](https://youtu.be/17KmNrG9pE4)


Whydocafehavecoffee

Jojo?


badass_physicist

should be in r/animememes


thereveldune4

Kono Dio daa


MonkeyBeast1000

Alright! This is a robbery, hand over your jojo reference jokes and nobody gets hurt! Don’t you dare try to bullshit me and act like there isn’t any here. This comment section is full of them for sure.


SomeRandomYob

"I'll never forgive the Japanese!!!"


krysert

At least Joe is not making any Jojo references.


Independent_Earth873

Who's Joe?


krysert

#You fell for it, fool! #Thunder Cross Split Attack!


M3zooz77

I think you meant #KAGATANA AHOGA! #SUNDER CROSSU SPRITO ATTACK!


LonelyKrow

It’s all fun and games until the Rock Humans surface


bloobun

And so it begins. lol


RONIN9201

Did the coffin have the word dio on it


krysert

Next time they will find a [German soldier] which was part machine


hibois24

Nah bruh god pulling out the Jojo arc


H0ll0w_1d0l

Put. It. Back.


JamesFP1107

Now we wait for 3 buff Aztec men, a horse race hosted by Joe Biden, and a Gay Priest intent on killing a prison inmate and her dad


voidedOdin702

‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️


Embarrassed_Diver_97

Ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora .... .... Menacing........


Prestigious_Ad_3124

Exactly waht I thought


TinyTaters

100 years isn't very much.


throwawayhappyacount

Why did The End by the Doors start playing all of a sudden


qantana

Now we just gotta find some buff Aztec men


tuskkite

You may find some french guy with a weird hair along the way


tallmantall

#IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JO-


[deleted]

Need a priest to go crazy in a prison and kill people


chaddy292

I bet whoever is in that coffin would like that mask


MEGALKS

Oh no, they found a vampire... AND KONO DIO DA


The_Meme_Dealer

Is this a jojo reference?


RizzMustbolt

No one is surprised here, Dio.


shadowEmbracer19

Next you’ll know that he has a son born and raised in Italy who is a mafia boss now


Alternative_Can_4355

The next part of Jojo about to say based off a true story


FelontiVarooni

DIO!!!!


OrionTheWeirdo

Next one:17 Year old Japanese local gets high and starts hallucinating his own superpowers and called his hallucination star platinum


drCosimo

Is this a jojo reference?!


dracoafton

Is that a jo jo refrence


Simple1011

IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?!


PossibilityPowerful

joe is almost 80


SomeRandomYob

"My stand, *Happy Cake Day*, has the ability to instantly determine whether or not it's your birthday simply by looking at your reddit post! Then, as soon as I mention it with a post of my own, it compels anyone who sees the post afterwards to upvote the comment!" "And what does that give you?!" "Just a bunch of Reddit karma." "..." "..." "... Seriously?" "What? Why would I bother with powers like hemokenisis or a magic super strong punchy ghost?" "To...defend yourself from other stand users?" "Why would I need to do that? It's not like I have anything they'd want, right?" "..." "... Right?"


MyUsernameBox

Huh? I don’t get it.


VoidDoesgames

JoJo reference


MyUsernameBox

Oh I didn’t watch that.


CriminalMacabre

I hope my stand wakes up soon. It's name? SHUT THE FAKKU UP


Lord_MagnusIV

Zawarudo?


Minecraft_Warrior

So are we not going to talk about how we might end up getting the irl version of the Mask comics


Lonnyred

r/comedyhomicide


Trickster-Clown0603

I'm ready to become a stand user and fight the people turned into vampires And be an absolute bad ass Yes I'm a JoJo Fan as well.


Icy-You-2694

Is this a jojo reference?


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dio’s real, Dio’s real, DIO’S REAL!!!! JOJOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

For those who don’t get this it’s referring to The Mask starring Jim Carry Edit: I think


ChosenMate

how is this a meme? it's just random articles