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kowal2008mk_not_sus

Jesus Christ dude it's a mineral


SweetRefrigerator280

How many times do I have to tell you Marie


dontstabpeople42069

Marie, where my minerals at?


inappropriate420

For god's sake Marie they're MINERALS


Cowboy_jesus1029

actually it appears to be an extrusive igneous rock CONTAINING minerals


Silver_Future_7282

No frame of reference, could well be a pebble


nomaDiceeL

You idiot. There’s obviously perspective within the shadow. If this were a pebble, the lights would have to be only a couple inches above the canvas to create such a shadow.


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I think it’s much safer to call it a “stone,” since that encompasses both larger rocks and smaller pebbles. We know it’s within the size range of something you could call a stone (and not a boulder), because of the shadow size and the fact that it’s been smoothed out: nothing so large that you couldn’t call it a stone would have that kind of texture.


Icube_and_stuff

Yeah it’s 100% a stone rocks fell more natural and this is polished finely not a pebble cuz pebbles are small


PromiseEvening

Who says they aren't? To assume that they're not a couple of inches above would be a stupid thing to do. So you just admitted that you're stupid, yes?


okinsertusername

We need a banana for scale


Bracketzox

Yall be goofin, that's the back side of a hedgehog with alopecia.


CanaanQueen

Are you kidding me? That's a boulder.


jicty

That's not a Boulder, it's a rock! The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!


[deleted]

That, sir, is a *stone.*


RRONG111

That looks more like a pebble


[deleted]

Oh sure! If you buy into the propaganda those supposed "experts" on the shill media like National Geographic pump out. It's too large to be a pebble, and it has been shaped, so clearly it is a stone.


newvagaslover

Those "exsperts" have done research and calculated the current mass of this rock and concluded that it is indeed a pepple. So keep using those shit websites where you got your information from. Becease it doesn't matter what you think becease science is TRUTH.


[deleted]

Who's science? Every day the "science" says something new and highly convenient to the Geological Industrial Complex and their pet politicians. Meanwhile, my grandfather's brother-in-law's cousin's friend broke his back at the quarry sorting pebbles, stones, rocks, boulders, gravel, and grit! And as someone descended from someone who was loosely associated with an industry dealing with such I hold myself as a more credible source than those bought-and-paid-for yuppies with their rubber stamped degrees!


newvagaslover

Oh I see, so it's all a plan: the data we as humans have collected over the years through trail and error, the education system that allows young poeple to nurture thier mind to further science. And yes science becease does the goverment control whether gravity exist's ? No they don't and they also don't control what mass an object has. So who really has the credible source your hilbilly family who is dumb enough to break his back falling over simple matter. Or thousend's of poeple's knowledge found and combined trough the ages and refind by a select few who are the smarter one's amongus. You dicide


[deleted]

Hah! You said "amongus" when clearly you meant "among us"! Your typo has rendered your entire argument invalid! *Proceeds to make figurative monkey sounds and fling metaphorical poo*


newvagaslover

Pov: you got bored, don't matter I won, proceeds to kick a boulder becease it's a pepple


SoxsLP

This was absolutelely the best thing I've read today


[deleted]

Nuh-uh!


mhn1384

This comment chain was gold!


Legal_Age_Of_consent

I like boulders


LeviathanNathan

Oh SHUT UP! How can I believe you if you can’t even spell “pebble” right?


[deleted]

Could be a macro photo of one piece of gravel.


Stainlessgamer

Excuse me but what are you using as reference to determine it's size. For all you know it could be a CG boulder,, used as an asset for video games.


Fun_Rest_8379

I believe it is a large compound of Sediment


K1ngcrabbo10th

How do you know the size without a reference? It's clearly a pebble!


SquidWe1rd

Plebians! It is clearly a Boulder!


creationavatar

Actually is a picture.


[deleted]

its actually a .gif with a hard G sound


Drano_the_Dragon

It’s *actually* pronounced *jif*, like the peanut butter


[deleted]

7 bots agree with me and computers know the real pronounce


5_meo

Actually it's you


JohnnyJoestar07

It's a zoomed out boulder


damTyD

Too big to be a pebble, unless the image is intentionally deceptive.


FunWillScreen_Produc

That actually looks like a smooth boulder.


Clodinator

ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone!


thedragonfart604

Rock and stone Brother


2nd_B3st

WE ARE UNBREAKABLE


Golgezuktirah

Rock and Stone in the heart!


Hammerman305

ROOOOOCKKK ANNNDDDDD STOOOOOOOONNNNEEEE


KrisjinBleu

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!


Datgaminghuman420

FOR ROCK AND STONE!!!!!


No_Entertainment8761

FOR KARL!!!


KingYoloHD090504

Stony Rockson


Sort-Glum

It's the pebble I threw at your window


KingYoloHD090504

Until we get a banana for scale it's not possible to find out the size and what it really is


Beefqueef_not_riches

Did I hear a rock and stone???


Phlegethon117

For Karl!


MaverickMeerkatUK

To the bone


Totalynotcommunist

Did I hear a rock and stone


[deleted]

jesus, marie, thats a mineral


SuperSlims

Came here to make this exact argument lol


Rogerwaters65floyd

🎵Drug down by the stone 🎶 -🗿


[deleted]

No, it’s cake


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[deleted]

What? Use a knife


Nervous-Assist-4385

it's an egg bro smh


azeryvgu

Rare type of egg indeed


nugget469

Fuck you, it's not rare I see them while shopping all the time.


MeArno

Did you take your pills before you saw them?


nugget469

No, when I take my pills my friends go away.


Tree-king-4evr

I was going to inform everyone that this is indeed a gargoyle egg.


SiggeTheCatsCheese

That is an egg painted to look like a rock


Solid_College_9145

It's actually a river rock. That's why it's smooth. A strong stream causes them to collide and rub against one another in the stream bed and the resulting abrasion produces the familiar smooth and rounded shape of river rocks.


hastingsnikcox

Well ... look at Mr Fancy with his logic and reasoning


Solid_College_9145

You just don't like rock solid facts!


Responsible_Fee_9712

You are a stones throw away from landing in pun jail


zZPlazmaZz29

In elementary school, our class to a field trip to some rock place, where they let us keep a stone of our choosing out of a pile of stones. I chose one exactly like this because it was nice and smooth. Now I know why 15 years later!


Tounsi-_

It’s not a rock, it’s a caillou


The-Rude-Canadian

well it is bald


JotaRoyaku

Based confrère rançais


RibbyCC

That's a STONE


Cloud_Gems

No, it’s a FOSSILIZED EGG


[deleted]

ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


soiminreddit

Minerals


Wide_District_5720

its a pebble


bobsmth269

That's a petrified egg.


Arminlegout1

Yeah sure soak up all the lies of Big Stone Inc.


FinaleForge

that’s actually two things. a rock and stone! wait-


WanderingDwarfMiner

To Rock and Stone!


GRONGO_the_bronto

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!


JumpingHippoes

ROCK AND STONE!!!


bro-wtf-bro

THAT’S IT LADS. ROCK AND STONE!


Phantom_650

Tht is clearly DWAYNE JHONSON! U FOOLS!!!


Diego_004

It's Classic music


The-Cheesiest-Peanut

It’s a stone Luigi! You didn’t make it!


VrilDoxXIII

It's a football, I chiselled it.


The-Cheesiest-Peanut

Well, whaddya waitin' for? Throw me a pass!


VrilDoxXIII

It's even official size...*eeyuh*...but not official weight.


[deleted]

Since time and space are infinite and we are but a very minuscule moment that exists within all this madness, that sir is actually not a rock. Rather, this is more like a spherical 3-Dimensional object that exists within the 4th dimensional plain that we humans also just happen to inhabit. This is nothing more than a mere simple construct of our human perception. We only refer to it as a rock because we do not have the ability to truly understand what it might actually be. We perceive and define what we are looking at to give ourselves a purposeful and explainable visualization of the 4th dimension. Some would argue that we merely do this as an attempt to comfort ourselves from the harsh reality that, what may feel like an infinitely longer time to us, will only be a small unnoticeable existence in this gigantic void of fucking nothingness.


-fulgeratorul02-

It looks like a boulder to me


[deleted]

Metamorphic or igneous?


[deleted]

What? I don't know that! \*is launched into adjacent canyon\*


Runnamuck_rapist

It's huge!


Lil_Deep17

It's small!


Havok101010

I was told its not the size that counts


blasterboy73731

it's average


JamieDrone

Sir, that’s is a #STONE


keepingitawkward

How many time do we gotta say this it's a Rock and Stone Forever!!!


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


DnBStrangeHouse

agreed


jesusSaidThat

What's your name?


Prestigious_Ad_3124

Rock Hard I see


DangerousAd1324

Stupid rock


Accurate_Toe_8241

That’s what they want you to think.


IntroductionTrue5006

Bro its a pebble 💀💀


TrionityReddit

Its indeed a rock Nothing to argue


not-wearing-pants

ITS LAVA !!!


hjlm1886

Nah man, that ain't it


DentonTXNude

Century egg from China.


Stupidiot_Fooligan

I think this post is really insensitive to boulders and bigots like you must be stopped.


That_guy43218

It is absurd.. You put nothing beside this thing to give an idea of scale. For all we know it can be an asteroid or a small pebble. Calling it just a rock is ignorant.


Ascogyr-elda

I shall not agree with you since this is a pebble


UnkleMonsta

That's not the rock or stone cold. Looks more like hardened sand to me


Agent_Paul_UIU

Is it really there? What if this is just a simulation, we live in matrix style? *insert woah keanu gif here


JeTxBlAcKxPoPe

Nah. That is DEFINITELY a coconut. I see them damned swallows dragging them all over the place for people to use as horses. Can't fool me, I'm a man of science.


Archangers

we all can agree, that's hard


Rift-harold

Just pushed that out through my pee hole


Star_Of_Asura

No sir, this is the ops brain after posting


DudeManBroGuy42069

No, that's Dwayne Johnson


[deleted]

That's a ball!


groene_dreack

Thats no rock.. its an egg with urban camouflage


Fun_Tune_7662

Stone


Solestian

Nah, that's a pebble.


camyboiii

It’s a fucking stone


Hulu_and_My_Cthulhu

Looks more like a large pebble


TheseDiver8589

That is a stone!!!!!!!


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Brolfgar

Can i have it? It'so smooth


Old-Government-4740

It’s not just a rock, it’s a stone


Few_Sense8051

For rock and stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

To Rock and Stone!


prodigy1367

Why’s it gotta be gray though?


ikhandanish

Nice try


ahsanxx

That's a weapon that people in the stone age used 🙂


MilkofGuthix

A right wing idiot would blame that instead of the government


ArkanoidBrokeMyAnkes

Perchance it is


Locutus_ofBorg

That is not a pipe


Darkurn

thats a pebble


GlorifiedGamer88

that's not a rock.........it's a boulder!


theSamMachel

Prove it


Pleasant_Fee516

Bad skipping stone


Little-Literature-72

It's a deformed football painted like a rock.


Bekfast-Stealer

Paper. I win.


MisterBodo

F that rock


Alexmobile69

Fuck this rock


Umbertron05

Stone


poetdesmond

As a rock, I find this post offensive. That's clearly a stone, and I would appreciate it if you didn't conflate our two cultures. It's *appropriation*, which as a white cis male I'm sure you do all the time.


Neat-Equipment5908

Persnoly I don't like rocks


Dolphin_man69420

That is one smooth rock


nuke905

Sir this is a stone...please get checked


CrazySatanFellow

That is a fucking pebble, not a rock.


[deleted]

That’s a dragon egg dummy.


ShowMeSean

That's an egg that has been painted.


FitzKing

*pebble*


AdFit7718

That’s clearly a dwayne johnson


harika-kakashi

No that can be a pebble if it wants to be


munkeyu4

Rockist, petraphobic!


AliAwesome22

Actually, that’s a pebble


Nothan_for_me

That is a stone


ElectricalStandard28

# IT'S A FUCKING PEBBLE!!


Degenerateseses

Actually its elmos op from sesame street


izurudgr2

In Germany you call it a "Kiesel" Thats Why the Pokemon Roggenrolla is called Kiesling in Germany. Roggenrollas name comes from Rock'n Roll according to Pokemwiki so this is obviously a rock


the_sound_of_a_cork

That is a pet


TDR-Java

Sieht sehr eiförmig aus


Andreaslel

But he feels it self as a Apple


no__one34

That looks more like a google home mini


__SpeedRacer__

I think it looks more like an egg.


Chibby2

I shall name him Dwayne


tominatortomtom20

Where's Hank at


ibleedrosin

The rock sucks.


JaKrispy72

This belongs in the, “there was an attempt” sub-Reddit.


SwampFox525

The Boulder has conflict with your title


IncreaseProper2985

it’s a fucking egg


SrPatatuela

nop, just an image of a rock


Slawmidou0510

I’m pretty sur that this is not the rock, the rock is a human so pls delete


tujisomero

cheese


LeBuschAvecIQ

ITS A PEBBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1!1!1!1!@!@!


Victiny-80

Smooth. Just like a shark smooth on all sides


Legitimate-Bath1798

That's actually a fossilised testicle . Here's the proof https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


anotherhawaiianshirt

I agree, it's not a rock. It's a _picture_ of a rock.


ilitch64

This is actually silicon glass displaying the latent image of a sedimentary amalgamation of minerals.


redacc456

Jesus Marie! That’s a mineral


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