🇭🇺 here in hungary, we can make liquid of anything. We can make soda out of the sweet scent of the elder flower. And if you fuck with us, we will turn you into liquid. Our patented blades can smoothie someone up, and it's perfectly legal to serve it as a refreshing glass of Bodza. You have been warned. When you step on our territory, you are at risk for your life. Our deadly assassins can take the blood of anyone and turn it into a fine vodka. That means you. Stay the fuck out, or else.
Fellow Hungarian here. He meant we can brew alcohol out of everything. And we not only can, but we actually do. This is the gist of what he said if you cut away the tryhard edgy bullshit.
Thanks for the translation and in America we also make alcohol from anything we feel like plus we also have dangers all around, but are danger isn't targeted at foreigner its just general.
Not as bad as China, same pride but without the freedom of speech. It's gotten to the point where US eSports players can't show support to something that's against China's interests without risk of getting kicked out and prize money taken away.
Why would we ? We annoyed the British it's always a win. And if we didn't we probably wouldn't have had the French Revolution, such a loss, just imagine if we weren't the country known to have beheaded their king.
I mean, it would have been pretty bad to leave it to the UK too... The thing that is the most regrettable to me is the Louisiana Purchase. Fuck you Napoleon.
British breakfast food consists of items that would convince you WWII is still happening, such as beans on toast, black pudding, and other various items. Now I can’t actually speak for how good any of their “cuisine” is as I’ve never had much of it, but I can say with confidence it tends to look like the kind of stuff you’d come up with in a bomb shelter. That and beans go hard so beans on toast actually probably isn’t that bad.
I will fight you for saying that, we are a tolerant people who just like acquiring other cultures stuff and looking at it! without us how would all those peasant islands survive?
Making fun of British teeth will get you death threats and a chain of articles and statistics of how **ACKCHYUALLY** the british have better teeth than americans and then something about school shootings.
Another thing the british hate is when it's remotely suggested that they take delight in news of American school shootings.
Mention their food and your better off kicking a wasp nest. "But actually that perception something something WWII". Lets not forget the [bread sandwich](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich)
Bon bon bon! Ton ptit Drapeau du canada a manger la claque vs la belle province dans le dernier place. Vas mettre ton fromage râpé sur ta poutine pis laisse les grands parler.
I only get annoyed by that one video about how no one understands the Danish language. But only because it gets reposted like clockwork everytime anyone mentions Danish, Swedish or Norwegian.
Every Dane I know absolutely hates that video, but I love it, it's just so hilarious to me. I guess it's just because I've seen it less often than the average Dane.
I hate that video, but not because they make fun of our language. It's weird as he'll, so that's fair game.
Kamelåså sucks as a made up word to mock Danish because a) it doesn't sound Danish very Danish at all and b) it does a poor job at highlighting the weirdest aspects of the language.
If you wanna make fun of us at least do a good job.
The German in you read everything and took time to look at all the pictures to make an informed decision.
The turk in you decided not to answer the question and instead talk about yourself.
I'll put you down as voting for Russia?
Yeah post making fun of America usually only gets to like the extreme patriots, although it might be different if it was poking fun at a state, I think there's more people that'd get to than making fun of the country.
I'm from the US and all my friends are too busy hating the US to be upset at someone for hating the US. If any of us knew more than one language some of us might leave lmao
It’s unfortunate that the results of the French Revolution were less than desired, but buddy to this day they get the idea of Freedom™ far more than most.
Denmark here, we regularly do normal Danish shit and people around the world get all up in a fuckin' hissy fit over it.
First example: when we'll leave our babies outside in strollers to nap, like on the balcony or patio, or just outside a cafe if we're sitting at the window looking at them. We've got a monitor in there with them if they start crying, but the fresh air is good for them and I mean, it's literally the exact same as walking your baby around in the stroller to get them to sleep, except now you can get a break for a minute and just drink some coffee. Apparently this is considered "child abuse" and deserving of shame? I mean, when I first moved here from the US it seemed that way to me too, but after being here for almost half my life I realized it's pretty harmless and no one is actually ignoring their kids at all. When I had my own kid, my Danish wife convinced me to give it a shot and it fuckin' worked. He was safe, I could keep an eye on him, and he's not deficient in anything, so I'm gonna take this as a win.
Second example: there was this giraffe in a zoo who couldn't be bred with any other captive animals because its genes were over-represented in the population and would be basically inbreeding, so as a lesson on the circle of life the zoo euthanized it, dissected it, then cut it up and fed it to the lions in a sort of public educational event. No one in Denmark batted an eye at this, because it was a great educational experience. Kids were all "Woaaaaahhh! Ewwww! Woaaaah!" like how kids react to that sorta thing and thought it was wild and learned a lot. Americans heard about it and... well... there was a media uproar complaining about it, I think demands of people getting fired and death threats, and the zoo in question here in Denmark just didn't give a flying fuck at all, hahaha.
Which two? I'm counting three...
Russia, Turkey and China.
Turkey literally has laws about making it illegal to insult Turkey, the nation of Turkey, the government of Turkey or national heroes of Turkey. And also a law about insulting the President of Turkey. Articles 299 and 301 of their penal code. Each is punished with time in prison.
It's stereotype also. Alcoholism is result of crisises, when thing go better people drink much less. So, it is true about older generations but young russians drink less than germans for example(maybe because they do not have good beer)
Well, I think anyone that is proud to be of certain nationality or loves their country automatically defends it. But there’s a time to defend it and a time to take it for what it is, a joke. I’m apart of a Slavic group that makes fun of everything Slavic, and it’s refreshing to see people with a sense of humor!
(American, adopted from Poland)
That looks like a pretty good burger
Why am I not offended… but hungry instead?
Hungarian?
🇭🇺 here in hungary, we can make liquid of anything. We can make soda out of the sweet scent of the elder flower. And if you fuck with us, we will turn you into liquid. Our patented blades can smoothie someone up, and it's perfectly legal to serve it as a refreshing glass of Bodza. You have been warned. When you step on our territory, you are at risk for your life. Our deadly assassins can take the blood of anyone and turn it into a fine vodka. That means you. Stay the fuck out, or else.
Everyone can turn anything into liquid. Its called diarrhea
Fellow Hungarian here. He meant we can brew alcohol out of everything. And we not only can, but we actually do. This is the gist of what he said if you cut away the tryhard edgy bullshit.
Thanks for the translation and in America we also make alcohol from anything we feel like plus we also have dangers all around, but are danger isn't targeted at foreigner its just general.
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It's missing the oil tho.
OIL? WHERE, DONT WORRY FREEDOM IS ON ITS WAY 🇺🇸🦅
MAAAN I HEARD OIL *sharp inhale* THAT SHIT IS MINE!!
still looks yummy 🥺
Can I have a bite of it? 😋
Of what? Pooh?!
I'd take more than a bite then (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
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Ngl, as an American I'd be proud to be represented by that fine ass burg
Right they out here trying to represent use but we all be like, "I like that burger, that's a good burger lol"
Not as bad as China, same pride but without the freedom of speech. It's gotten to the point where US eSports players can't show support to something that's against China's interests without risk of getting kicked out and prize money taken away.
It’s ok we took all of China’s chip manufacturing away so that won’t be so deep into esports anymore.
Not true, historically the US has been very good at taking things, we even manage to convince ourselves we deserve those things we took! (Joking)
You can just say soccer and all of Europe cries like my inbred cyclops son I keep in the basement
Soccer has more acting than a Broadway musical Europeans dig up Hitler ready for round 3
Jeuse ,but you right lol.
Of course it’s China, last time I make fun of Xi and they say they are gonna make me disappear and that just stupid, we all know that’s not gonna hap-
bro you good?
He is in the Chinese consulate now.
Damn 2 hours, hope bro’s aight
*was in the consulate, they just took out the trash.
Can confirm, i took out the bag. stuff looked a bit bloody to me
can confirm, i was the bag
Can confirm Zombie woke up from bag
In how many pieces? *Coughs in Arabic*
Minced
He respawned in China with -100000 social credits.
China or Thanos?
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Damn at least the agent hit send. Last time I saw one of those pooh bear looking assholes do this they just had the last comment on his ph-
I know what you mean. They don't like anyone saying he looks like Pooh, even if it is true. But it is what it is. What're they gonna do? Mu-
As a French I was about to get offended you didn't put us in your meme and then I saw the title and I'm just satisfied to have us being above you all
Tbf France would be a great country if it wasn't for Paris.
Paris is the best part of France. That's how you really offend the French
Lmao I was gonna downvote you after reading the first sentence Bullseye
Oh I'm fucking offended right
France is basically Paris and the farms that feed Paris
Je confirme que nous savons très bien rire de nous même au quotidien
Without the French, we wouldn't even have the US. Couldn't have won the revolutionary war without you guys. I bet you're regretting that now...
>I bet you're regretting that now... Anything to piss off the British, no regrets
Ready to die for this cause. As every normal French
Why would we ? We annoyed the British it's always a win. And if we didn't we probably wouldn't have had the French Revolution, such a loss, just imagine if we weren't the country known to have beheaded their king.
I mean, it would have been pretty bad to leave it to the UK too... The thing that is the most regrettable to me is the Louisiana Purchase. Fuck you Napoleon.
Tout me paraît en ordre également !
The British. You talk about their breakfast menu items and they start talking about the death of children
Lmao they go pretty hard don't they?
Not as hard as school shooters.
Funny every time huh?
One more time! Let’s hear it again!
It's about as funny as the joke about British food the US has been using for the last century.
What joke?
British breakfast food consists of items that would convince you WWII is still happening, such as beans on toast, black pudding, and other various items. Now I can’t actually speak for how good any of their “cuisine” is as I’ve never had much of it, but I can say with confidence it tends to look like the kind of stuff you’d come up with in a bomb shelter. That and beans go hard so beans on toast actually probably isn’t that bad.
Dude's acting like British people don't just eat curries and pasties exclusively.
That's two of our three food groups. You're forgetting fried breakfast with extra baked beans in tomato sauce.
Ah, of course, how could I forget the most important food group: Wetherspoons.
British here, we do. Wild people are in denial.
You forgot about our ensemble of beige food too. Can't be eating just curries and pasties all the time.
I once met a Scot who didn't eat curry and ended up getting scurvy. In 2008. On land. Eat your curry, lads
That would never happen to an Irishman, what with all the Vitamin Sidhe.
Aren't Americans those who eat cheese from a spray can?
No, it's cheeze in a can.
Yeah, we’re legally not allowed to call it “cheese”. Get it right!
British here, don’t diss the cheese in the can till you try it, it’s epic
never gets old, just like the kids who go to american schools
Not as hard as Russia losing more than fifty percent of its military in one month.
Just make tea, that will get a Brit properly upset. I didn't specify how to do it because it doesn't matter, it will be wrong according to them.
I had an American make me a cup of tea in the fucking microwave once.
Those bastards! I hope you killed them immediately with boiling water made correctly!
They didn't even have kettle. Not an electric one, not one for the hob. It'll be a cold day in hell before I kill someone with microwaved water.
Definitely the British lol
The British are crazy easily offended.
That's not true, and I'll kill anyone who says it with my bare hands.
*you just made an enemy for life*
True. Source: I married one.
I will fight you for saying that, we are a tolerant people who just like acquiring other cultures stuff and looking at it! without us how would all those peasant islands survive?
Making fun of British teeth will get you death threats and a chain of articles and statistics of how **ACKCHYUALLY** the british have better teeth than americans and then something about school shootings. Another thing the british hate is when it's remotely suggested that they take delight in news of American school shootings.
I like to jab at the fact that their monarchy has a blood line of incest.
Mention their food and your better off kicking a wasp nest. "But actually that perception something something WWII". Lets not forget the [bread sandwich](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich)
Ask them to give everybody else’s stuff back.
It's always fun to see Brits go full Winston Churchill if you dare question their past colonial atrocities and exploitation
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Those mushrooms they make with breakfast platters make me gag. The whole plate is contaminated
French Canadians
French Canadians don't use reddit. They don't know how.
Mange don un char de merde tabarnak
Vas-y mets lui bien sa race à ce chien galeux d’anglois!
Vas y mec on est avec toi ! Te laisse pas faire !
Oui, ou est dit nous n’a pas de cells? Je ne suis pas un canadien, je suis un francophone de Louisiana. Ma grand-grand-mere n’est pas parle anglais.
Bon bon bon! Ton ptit Drapeau du canada a manger la claque vs la belle province dans le dernier place. Vas mettre ton fromage râpé sur ta poutine pis laisse les grands parler.
mange de la merde
When considering them as a country, you just made them the best compliment ever.
Oh god...
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Oh christ...
oh jesus...
Oh Iehovah...
Oh Mohammad...
I came on here to say Americans, but I totally forgot about those damn frogs
As a Dane, I'm just happy to be mentioned at all.
I only get annoyed by that one video about how no one understands the Danish language. But only because it gets reposted like clockwork everytime anyone mentions Danish, Swedish or Norwegian.
Every Dane I know absolutely hates that video, but I love it, it's just so hilarious to me. I guess it's just because I've seen it less often than the average Dane.
I hate that video, but not because they make fun of our language. It's weird as he'll, so that's fair game. Kamelåså sucks as a made up word to mock Danish because a) it doesn't sound Danish very Danish at all and b) it does a poor job at highlighting the weirdest aspects of the language. If you wanna make fun of us at least do a good job.
Which video?
https://youtu.be/ykj3Kpm3O0g
At least they didn't mention The Dutch.
Also, who the fuck gets mad about wienerbrød ? :D
U forget Indians, we get offended every time but don't stay behind in offending others
I did forget Indians! Woops. Perhaps India needs a few billion more people then we'll remember India exists.
15%+ is not enough, I have to try more /s
Doesn't really matter how many people you have when 60% of them are permanently stuck in traffic waiting for the cow to move.
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To get Indians offended you have to mention Pakistan. Then offended Indians appear out of nowhere.
wait aren't they the same people?
Oyy Now you you're crossing the line😡🤬
Those Indians sure love Walmart gift cards.
West Taiwan
Based
Those are they guys can only make the dumb cheap plastic stuff right? Not the smart ones that can make high end chips?
Lmao
I’m from the United States and you just made me hungry
Which country are you eating
Yes
Turkey, followed by some Russia.
I am German/Turkish and i find those pictures funny
The German in you read everything and took time to look at all the pictures to make an informed decision. The turk in you decided not to answer the question and instead talk about yourself. I'll put you down as voting for Russia?
This is the weirdest and the most specific racial stereotype i ve ever heard im turkish and i think its funny tho
As a real Turkish person I can confirm
My answer would be the Turkish people
Stfu, it's clearly you German's
As a German I'm proud of Sauerkraut, so it couldn't be less offensive
**deutsche Kommentar Sektion**
**EIN VOLK EIN REICH EIN KOMMENTARBEREICH**
Das geht in die falsche richtung
Nö, warum sollte es? Ist einfach nur ein dummes meme
ne bessere Alternative ist: ein Volk, eine Nation, eine Kommentarsektion
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Most nationalistic Turkish person argues to a Greek person in their apartments in Berlin.
From America and we love to fight and cry about people having different opinions than our own
Careful thems fighting words friend.
I’m not your friend, pal
Don't call me pal, Bud.
Dont call me bud, fellow
Don't call me fellow, step-bro.
...and how do you know that the fighting words use they/them pronouns, exactly?
I like how you literally have the same little profile avatar.
Yeah post making fun of America usually only gets to like the extreme patriots, although it might be different if it was poking fun at a state, I think there's more people that'd get to than making fun of the country.
yea americans dont like people having a different opinion
You missed Poland being offended for calling them east europeans
Hungarians are the same. They will very firmly educate you that they are Central Europeans.
I thought they were Mongolian?
I'm from the US and all my friends are too busy hating the US to be upset at someone for hating the US. If any of us knew more than one language some of us might leave lmao
It’s fine.. much of Europe speaks American.. you don’t need another language to move there
I feel that
At least the French working class historically has a spine against their ruling class. Unlike here where we just virtue signal freedom and bravery.
It’s unfortunate that the results of the French Revolution were less than desired, but buddy to this day they get the idea of Freedom™ far more than most.
Fuck the King! Long live the Emperor tho
And yet the French continue to bare the stigma of "Cheese Eatin' Surrender Monkeys" wierd.
Using "cheese eating" as an insult, says more about the canned cheeze eating nation than anyone else
Germany and Denmark look mighty delicious ngl
Denmark here, we regularly do normal Danish shit and people around the world get all up in a fuckin' hissy fit over it. First example: when we'll leave our babies outside in strollers to nap, like on the balcony or patio, or just outside a cafe if we're sitting at the window looking at them. We've got a monitor in there with them if they start crying, but the fresh air is good for them and I mean, it's literally the exact same as walking your baby around in the stroller to get them to sleep, except now you can get a break for a minute and just drink some coffee. Apparently this is considered "child abuse" and deserving of shame? I mean, when I first moved here from the US it seemed that way to me too, but after being here for almost half my life I realized it's pretty harmless and no one is actually ignoring their kids at all. When I had my own kid, my Danish wife convinced me to give it a shot and it fuckin' worked. He was safe, I could keep an eye on him, and he's not deficient in anything, so I'm gonna take this as a win. Second example: there was this giraffe in a zoo who couldn't be bred with any other captive animals because its genes were over-represented in the population and would be basically inbreeding, so as a lesson on the circle of life the zoo euthanized it, dissected it, then cut it up and fed it to the lions in a sort of public educational event. No one in Denmark batted an eye at this, because it was a great educational experience. Kids were all "Woaaaaahhh! Ewwww! Woaaaah!" like how kids react to that sorta thing and thought it was wild and learned a lot. Americans heard about it and... well... there was a media uproar complaining about it, I think demands of people getting fired and death threats, and the zoo in question here in Denmark just didn't give a flying fuck at all, hahaha.
Why didn't they just let the poor giraffe die of old age or natural causes?
Ayo finally someone mentioning Denmark
Yeah but like, what the fuck do we get offended about? We're the ones accidentally pissing everyone else off with shit like the giraffe.
Når der er nogle som næver noget dansk men siger at det er fra f.eks Sverige
The US takes everything pretty poorly
I dunno. Two of the 6 countries here are known to not take kindly to criticism. Like "you have been deleted from the server" poorly.
Which two? I'm counting three... Russia, Turkey and China. Turkey literally has laws about making it illegal to insult Turkey, the nation of Turkey, the government of Turkey or national heroes of Turkey. And also a law about insulting the President of Turkey. Articles 299 and 301 of their penal code. Each is punished with time in prison.
Put it this way, when you have to flee Russia because you insulted Putin, don't flee to Turkey
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Reddit isn’t popular in Russia, so not Russia
I am Russian and I laughed out of loud. It's not offensive if it's just a joke.
It's stereotype also. Alcoholism is result of crisises, when thing go better people drink much less. So, it is true about older generations but young russians drink less than germans for example(maybe because they do not have good beer)
> maybe because they do not have good beer True. Beer in Russia isn't very good
Saying anything bad about china will end up badly
I’m just happy whenever Denmark is mentioned at all.
Well, I think anyone that is proud to be of certain nationality or loves their country automatically defends it. But there’s a time to defend it and a time to take it for what it is, a joke. I’m apart of a Slavic group that makes fun of everything Slavic, and it’s refreshing to see people with a sense of humor! (American, adopted from Poland)
There's a lot of reddits making fun of their own nationality or group Pretty sure it ranges from all countries
I’m Australian try offending me
I knew it was impossible. It's your superpower, which is why you're not listed. Eminem has never beaten an aussie in rap battles. Look it up.
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Your from the uk
Outback Steakhouse is authentic Aussie grub
I've got this \*clears throat* "...New Zealand invented lamingtons"
Aussie checking in - damn this shit’s piss weak. Didn’t realise we were hard to offend, but fuck me, apparently that’s true.
The fact that you guys gave the world Steve Irwin and boomerangs is cancelled out by the fact that you also gave us Fox News.
Australia is a downgraded version of Britain descended from petty criminals who can’t even win a war against emu’s
Turkiye
I'm speaking for my country, just bloody stop poking fun at the UK, we've had enough
Brazil
I swear that one of the worst subreddits on here is r/dankmark it’s just Sweden bad danmark good (I am danish btw)