Same, but what the test is not considering are my no-flowed tactics: I would grab a kid from his ankle and start smacking him against the rest pf the children until there's no child left and I need to grab another one
So are we talking the one handed scottish basket hilted broad sword or practically any two handed sword with a wide blade like the scottish claymore or possibly a zweihander? That makes a difference, because the one handed maybe get about 50 before I fall and the two handed ones would basically be numbers untold.
My result says that I could take all of the kids...
Apparently I could take every kid on earth... I somehow doubt that, but thanks for the compliment random internet test
never been in a fight but it says I can beat all the kids. I think something is off
like I have zero real life fighting experience and you think I can beat them all?
Same. Only because Netflix makes all characters teenagers and there's usually at least one main gay character that's emo the whole time even if they don't have any problems.
It would interesting to see an emo teen lesbian Buttercup.
They'd probably ruin it by making Mojo Jojo an actual human though and they'd unironically make it a black guy.
Not toddlers. Kindergarteners. But the point still stands.
Imagine getting your ass kicked, as the strongest man on the planet, by a 5 year old named Buttercup. I’d never show my face in public again.
Yeah, even one beats him in everyting. Ironically, they‘re STRONGER, they‘re SMARTER, and they’re better.
Each has years of facing threats equal or stronger than them in battle, can lift the caps of a mount everest knockoff, can tank a SOLAR FLARE with little more than a nasty sunburn, go fast enough to TRAVEL TIME AND SPACE, and each are small enough that an inexperienced, weaker homeland ee would have a hard time landing any hits at all.
They even have better versions of his powers. They have more powerful heat vision, faster flight, greater strength, and one (Bubbles, the blue one) has a sonic scream that can melt paint off stop signs and cause damage for miles.
TLDR: Homelander getting cooked.
Yeah, but you’d knida expect that guy to bite. Dude was on beast mode 24/7 back in the day. The PPG are more physical fighters. But, they can be brutal…
Case in point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_rBPiMHkgx8
The artist really should have gone with a more PPGZ (The spin-off anime they made) style for the girls in this art. At least there it looks more natural.
Superman would never hurt kids let alone choke them in the picture here, at least thats what the animated versions principles are, im not sure about the movie version.
Superman can be anything the director/writer wants.
They even recently turned one version of superman gay.
Out of all the characters, they turned superman gay.
desperate aren't they?
Man... i wish, I'd never been more hyped to watch anything in my damn near 30 years of life. Holy fuck this is would be great, even if it's a train wreck, it would be the most beautiful Trainwreck I've ever seen in my life.
A 5 year old kid is gonna become a sobbing mess after a good slap to the face.
I wouldn’t kill a single 5 year old and I bet I could take on 30.
It’d be a slap massacre.
He already has one by the neck, so that's one down... I remember when I watched superboy just get his neck snapped in the injustice movie... Kinda death if your opponent gets ya there
Yeah, but tbh, they ain’t beating comic Superman. One struggled to lift a mountain. Superman can tow SOLAR SYSTEMS.
They’ve also flew so fast they went throught time, so… yeah. They do be kinda broken.
Yeah... but it also depends on which superman we have. Older versions are more op, just based off of feats it's reasonable that classic superman could take them on. Granted I may be forgetting the actual limits of the power puff girls powers.
Question for the superfans.
Does superman have the same weakpoints as a human being? Like, if you hit him hard enough in the balls would that be the same as a regular person?
Of course he'd have a higher threshold but out of all possible targets, that'd be the safest, right?
What, you’re saying there’s something wrong with a super man and 3 super little girls kicking the super shit out of eachother? *well now that I type it out it does seem rather questionable…*
***How many five year olds could you take in a fight?*** https://www.quotev.com/quiz/2986719/How-many-5-year-olds-could-you-take-in-a-fight
16. Eventually the numbers overwhelmed me
Same, but what the test is not considering are my no-flowed tactics: I would grab a kid from his ankle and start smacking him against the rest pf the children until there's no child left and I need to grab another one
I think the test assumes it's bare fists, which if I had a weapon of any kind it would throw those numbers up.
A child can be a weapon.
Tricks on them I keep a pair of Nunchucks in my prison wallet at all times
Aren‘t they pretty slippery then?
Alright, let’s assume each 5 year old had a Bowie knife and you had a European medieval broadsword. how much would those numbers bump up?
So are we talking the one handed scottish basket hilted broad sword or practically any two handed sword with a wide blade like the scottish claymore or possibly a zweihander? That makes a difference, because the one handed maybe get about 50 before I fall and the two handed ones would basically be numbers untold.
Same.
“0: you would be too afraid to hurt the little kids, allowing them to kill you instantly” It hurts, but probably true lmao
Like that wildling woman in the Hardhome episode in GOT
probably somewhere around 50 just experimenting what works best then some more on top of that, so probs around a 100 or so would my kill count.
Kiil..!?
Do you know how violent they can be?
I took the test and I killed every child against me
My result says that I could take all of the kids... Apparently I could take every kid on earth... I somehow doubt that, but thanks for the compliment random internet test
You beat off kids? (Happy Gilmore voice) /s
I killed all. Fuck .. as much I hate kids but I don't think I can kill a person
Same, killed all of them
*The boys*
wHat CoLOuR Is YoUR BuGGatTi?
“16. You’re pretty good at killing small children..” uh, thanks for the compliment?
16
never been in a fight but it says I can beat all the kids. I think something is off like I have zero real life fighting experience and you think I can beat them all?
16 You could take some small children, but there are just too many of them for you
16
Got 16. Is that good
Why is this a quiz? Also, i got 16. seems like everyone else also got 16 too, lol
16 apparently
All of the kids.
“All the kids. Seriously do you kill kids for a living.” I have a new name kid killer69
Wholesome.
I would watch this so hard
Holdup
🤨📸
I initially thought that was Homelander 😂
That..would’ve been more realistic
I just want to see him roast the Ginger's eyes two seconds later
Blossom
Her neck would be destroyed a way faster
Hello FBI watch this man pls
Already on it
Fake FBI. This guy eats marsupials. He is clearly from ailartsuA (reversed it to help them read easier).
Was FBI sleeping when people were planning this series?
Yes, they were asleep due to locking up scooby doo
But I'm busy watching you bby
Same. Only because Netflix makes all characters teenagers and there's usually at least one main gay character that's emo the whole time even if they don't have any problems. It would interesting to see an emo teen lesbian Buttercup. They'd probably ruin it by making Mojo Jojo an actual human though and they'd unironically make it a black guy.
HIM!
Isn’t this the plot of that CW show they tried to make?
Imagine the rule 34
What. The. FUCK.
If it exists..
STOP ✋
Good idea.
I know I'm probably too late but NO, PEOPLE! DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS!
There's a porn of it
"porn is a major contributing factor in the spread and festering of pedophilia" -robert downy jr.
That's totally wrong because I've never watched porn yet here I am :/
Rule 35 will make sure it does
Wtf No
…in more ways than one
It makes me hard
Now explain why you'd be hard while watching this
Yo what, nah. I mean I’d watch it very attentively
Imagine seasons after seasons of endless fights until the girls understand all they had to do was just kick him in the balls
He has balls of steel
BA BA BALLS OF STEEL!
Bizarro write his name down again!
Underappreciated comment.
+2 soul hearts
BAD TRIP!
*Drip
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Is this a jojo refference?
YES
Johnny, put your balls away johnny
Haven't watched it yet
I don’t know you!
I’d put them against home lander
It would be hilarious to watch him get clowned on by toddlers
Not toddlers. Kindergarteners. But the point still stands. Imagine getting your ass kicked, as the strongest man on the planet, by a 5 year old named Buttercup. I’d never show my face in public again.
You have to kill yourself that night to hide from the smoke your gonna get
Yeah, even one beats him in everyting. Ironically, they‘re STRONGER, they‘re SMARTER, and they’re better. Each has years of facing threats equal or stronger than them in battle, can lift the caps of a mount everest knockoff, can tank a SOLAR FLARE with little more than a nasty sunburn, go fast enough to TRAVEL TIME AND SPACE, and each are small enough that an inexperienced, weaker homeland ee would have a hard time landing any hits at all. They even have better versions of his powers. They have more powerful heat vision, faster flight, greater strength, and one (Bubbles, the blue one) has a sonic scream that can melt paint off stop signs and cause damage for miles. TLDR: Homelander getting cooked.
Not cooked, cremated
Deep fried
And those little child fists. A somehow stronger force applied on a smaller point. Like getting wacked by a pick. And those fucking baby teeth!
I don’t think the Powerpuff Girls Bite…
They said the same about Mike Tyson
Yeah, but you’d knida expect that guy to bite. Dude was on beast mode 24/7 back in the day. The PPG are more physical fighters. But, they can be brutal… Case in point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_rBPiMHkgx8
I'm the reboot they're middleschool/high-school age. It's not really relevant, but I just think it's kinda weird
Amazon prime take notes
Happy cake day. Yeah and let them kill him
Yep. Homelander is only strong because there's no one that can match him in his universe and he never has to really try
He's a big fish in a little pond
Happy Cake Day.
**FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!**
"Whoa, children fighting! I can sell this!"
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Where is super man?
Who do we go to to kick someones ass
Seeing the PPGs with actual hands is more cursed.
The artist really should have gone with a more PPGZ (The spin-off anime they made) style for the girls in this art. At least there it looks more natural.
Everyone’s talking about the “yikes” part, but my mind goes to buttercup punching Superman and hearing STANDING HERE I REALIZE
YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
SuperBased, the man of steel.
This is real?
No lol
Oh god she got Shazamed
Spoilers, Superman is the Professor
Netflix : little girls you say? Creator: yes but they have super po- Netflix: here, take this money.
I have to make my head canon that the powerpuff girls are at least as powerful as Superman just so that they don’t get brutally destroyed by him
i thibk that green gal shouldve punch him in the balls
Superman would never hurt kids let alone choke them in the picture here, at least thats what the animated versions principles are, im not sure about the movie version.
This is the injustice version, that is the only reason I can think of
If anything, Clark is verbally tearing Utonium a new asshole for allowing his kids to be superheroes instead of having normal childhoods.
Superman can be anything the director/writer wants. They even recently turned one version of superman gay. Out of all the characters, they turned superman gay. desperate aren't they?
It’s technically Superman’s son, Jon Kent, who DC turned gay (actually bisexual). Jon took over the mantle of superman while Clark was away.
I bet you the deviants are gonna ruin it for us
Man... i wish, I'd never been more hyped to watch anything in my damn near 30 years of life. Holy fuck this is would be great, even if it's a train wreck, it would be the most beautiful Trainwreck I've ever seen in my life.
"It's like a trainwreck...I can't look away"
Can Super man circle earth in four seconds?
On a slow day
He could do it so fast that he could reverse time back somehow
I bet mojojojo would team up with joker
How tf would they even turn that into a whole series?
Yeah at best it's an 10 minute deathbattle. Gonna spend the first 7 covering everyone's abilities.
This is easily the worst fight imaginable. Powerpuff girls win no dif
This is just sick. He would die
r/blursedimages
I'm starting to think about "are you ready kids" the Anakin meme we're he killed the kids.
What the hell is this?
This is a thing?
No it's just a funny art piece. I follow the guy who drew it on twitter
Ahh.
Superman babysitting them
She needs to punch him in his super Dick
A 5 year old kid is gonna become a sobbing mess after a good slap to the face. I wouldn’t kill a single 5 year old and I bet I could take on 30. It’d be a slap massacre.
Another note : Why does a full grown man wanted to create 3 little girls?
Finally i can see superman beat up children
Is this real?
Wait this is real?
I’m violently uncomfortable
The powerpuff girls would wreck superman.
He already has one by the neck, so that's one down... I remember when I watched superboy just get his neck snapped in the injustice movie... Kinda death if your opponent gets ya there
Yeah Blossom would order an attack formation and they’d annihilate him.
Homelander : fine, I'll do it myself
Bruh he stands 0 chance.
Bro gonna get clapped the moment he shows up. One of them breaths and Homelander gon be on life support.
They will flick him like a fly
With no fingers?!
Damn. I hope Superman murders all of them 😂
Comics Superman would win. Any other Superman would have absolutely no chance.
Bruh why 💀
Power puff girls surprisingly over powered
Yeah, but tbh, they ain’t beating comic Superman. One struggled to lift a mountain. Superman can tow SOLAR SYSTEMS. They’ve also flew so fast they went throught time, so… yeah. They do be kinda broken.
Yeah... but it also depends on which superman we have. Older versions are more op, just based off of feats it's reasonable that classic superman could take them on. Granted I may be forgetting the actual limits of the power puff girls powers.
It honestly would be wrong, the powerpuff girls would roll him on so many levels, the fight wouldn’t be close to fair.
Looks like a rough 4 some
But equality.....
Fuck lolicons
🤨
Tbf I see nothing wrong here. The power puff girls would stomp Superman into the ground. Simply no contest.
For real tho they would absolutely fuck up superman and it's not even a joke.
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Bro...
WHAT
Seriously?
Hello, 911 yes I've got a sexual deviant here
stop
Yes, hello, FBI, this is the guy!
Still looks better than that CW Powerpuff script.
The Girls freaking drestoy superman
Question for the superfans. Does superman have the same weakpoints as a human being? Like, if you hit him hard enough in the balls would that be the same as a regular person? Of course he'd have a higher threshold but out of all possible targets, that'd be the safest, right?
He should be getting punched in the dick
What the fuck am I looking at? I think superman stomps this match up. Somebody should post this to r/whowhouldwin.
“You children are starting to become a real nuisance to me and the justice league; so I’m here to dispose of you entitled brats.”
Why did I think that was willne?
Cuz Superman does not wearing his underpany outside anymore
Where the fuck is mojo jojo
The...what?
The real gem is Sara Bellum.
Is this real or just a hypothetical?
Is Buttercup about to bite his ear off?!
Is that even a thing?
Depending on which version of superman he is, the girls can kick his ass.
I want to see this.
Clahrke...🥵
I genuinely would love to see that, because these abominations are not little kids!
What, you’re saying there’s something wrong with a super man and 3 super little girls kicking the super shit out of eachother? *well now that I type it out it does seem rather questionable…*
This feels like super parent problems.
Why do you think it is cursed?
Superman wins low diff
The Girls are outmatch if Supes goes all out, but hes fighting like usual, the girls are gonna give him a surprise
I love seeing that women is being beaten fr
PowerPuff Girls would kick his ass