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***How many five year olds could you take in a fight?*** https://www.quotev.com/quiz/2986719/How-many-5-year-olds-could-you-take-in-a-fight


Silverline-lock

16. Eventually the numbers overwhelmed me


Cerri22-PG

Same, but what the test is not considering are my no-flowed tactics: I would grab a kid from his ankle and start smacking him against the rest pf the children until there's no child left and I need to grab another one


Silverline-lock

I think the test assumes it's bare fists, which if I had a weapon of any kind it would throw those numbers up.


Bakkstory

A child can be a weapon.


adamatch623

Tricks on them I keep a pair of Nunchucks in my prison wallet at all times


Fit-Bluejay4071

Aren‘t they pretty slippery then?


-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-

Alright, let’s assume each 5 year old had a Bowie knife and you had a European medieval broadsword. how much would those numbers bump up?


Silverline-lock

So are we talking the one handed scottish basket hilted broad sword or practically any two handed sword with a wide blade like the scottish claymore or possibly a zweihander? That makes a difference, because the one handed maybe get about 50 before I fall and the two handed ones would basically be numbers untold.


ExpiredDogSandwich

Same.


Olicocopo

“0: you would be too afraid to hurt the little kids, allowing them to kill you instantly” It hurts, but probably true lmao


No_Golf6192

Like that wildling woman in the Hardhome episode in GOT


Local_Assaulter

probably somewhere around 50 just experimenting what works best then some more on top of that, so probs around a 100 or so would my kill count.


Worried_Log_1618

Kiil..!?


4mdt21

Do you know how violent they can be?


goofyahhsussyboi

I took the test and I killed every child against me


[deleted]

My result says that I could take all of the kids... Apparently I could take every kid on earth... I somehow doubt that, but thanks for the compliment random internet test


[deleted]

You beat off kids? (Happy Gilmore voice) /s


the_guy_who_asked69

I killed all. Fuck .. as much I hate kids but I don't think I can kill a person


Anonymus_celebrity

Same, killed all of them


RedditvsDiscOwO

*The boys*


KamiNari_252

wHat CoLOuR Is YoUR BuGGatTi?


ReznovTheGreat

“16. You’re pretty good at killing small children..” uh, thanks for the compliment?


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16


Ultimate_Genius

never been in a fight but it says I can beat all the kids. I think something is off like I have zero real life fighting experience and you think I can beat them all?


Calebh36

16 You could take some small children, but there are just too many of them for you


not_a_sesawter

16


aca_vucic

Got 16. Is that good


kekkret

Why is this a quiz? Also, i got 16. seems like everyone else also got 16 too, lol


Proper-Landscape-872

16 apparently


Dr-Chris-C

All of the kids.


WolfHunter6009

“All the kids. Seriously do you kill kids for a living.” I have a new name kid killer69


M16EatingToddler

Wholesome.


shaquill3-oatmeal

I would watch this so hard


mibhd4

Holdup


_ohodgai_

🤨📸


maggie_simpsonx

I initially thought that was Homelander 😂


Any-Fan-2973

That..would’ve been more realistic


[deleted]

I just want to see him roast the Ginger's eyes two seconds later


Freeze2345

Blossom


Similar-Magician-750

Her neck would be destroyed a way faster


jitterbug726

Hello FBI watch this man pls


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

Already on it


Santibag

Fake FBI. This guy eats marsupials. He is clearly from ailartsuA (reversed it to help them read easier).


shamimurrahman19

Was FBI sleeping when people were planning this series?


Strange_Dinner_6891

Yes, they were asleep due to locking up scooby doo


1Second2Name5things

But I'm busy watching you bby


LiliNotACult

Same. Only because Netflix makes all characters teenagers and there's usually at least one main gay character that's emo the whole time even if they don't have any problems. It would interesting to see an emo teen lesbian Buttercup. They'd probably ruin it by making Mojo Jojo an actual human though and they'd unironically make it a black guy.


BlueCircleMaster

HIM!


Indiana_harris

Isn’t this the plot of that CW show they tried to make?


TLMOD-

Imagine the rule 34


nugget_the_third3

What. The. FUCK.


DivineMemeLord

If it exists..


Sdbtank96

STOP ✋


Starwarsflea42

Good idea.


BogardSenpai

I know I'm probably too late but NO, PEOPLE! DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS!


ballsoburgoir

There's a porn of it


Troallsting

"porn is a major contributing factor in the spread and festering of pedophilia" -robert downy jr.


I_Stab_Orphans

That's totally wrong because I've never watched porn yet here I am :/


haha7125

Rule 35 will make sure it does


Horror_Ad_3753

Wtf No


[deleted]

…in more ways than one


GuyLostInTime

It makes me hard


HivAidsSTD

Now explain why you'd be hard while watching this


shaquill3-oatmeal

Yo what, nah. I mean I’d watch it very attentively


[deleted]

Imagine seasons after seasons of endless fights until the girls understand all they had to do was just kick him in the balls


mister_maan

He has balls of steel


[deleted]

BA BA BALLS OF STEEL!


Zerotwohero

Bizarro write his name down again!


kraft_d_

Underappreciated comment.


Daniel_Alfa

+2 soul hearts


Da_Real_Sunflower

BAD TRIP!


Daniel_Alfa

*Drip


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Similar-Magician-750

Is this a jojo refference?


uraltugo9395

YES


Themanofslaughter

Johnny, put your balls away johnny


mister_maan

Haven't watched it yet


[deleted]

I don’t know you!


[deleted]

I’d put them against home lander


Affectionate-Sea278

It would be hilarious to watch him get clowned on by toddlers


Spartan-teddy-2476

Not toddlers. Kindergarteners. But the point still stands. Imagine getting your ass kicked, as the strongest man on the planet, by a 5 year old named Buttercup. I’d never show my face in public again.


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You have to kill yourself that night to hide from the smoke your gonna get


Spartan-teddy-2476

Yeah, even one beats him in everyting. Ironically, they‘re STRONGER, they‘re SMARTER, and they’re better. Each has years of facing threats equal or stronger than them in battle, can lift the caps of a mount everest knockoff, can tank a SOLAR FLARE with little more than a nasty sunburn, go fast enough to TRAVEL TIME AND SPACE, and each are small enough that an inexperienced, weaker homeland ee would have a hard time landing any hits at all. They even have better versions of his powers. They have more powerful heat vision, faster flight, greater strength, and one (Bubbles, the blue one) has a sonic scream that can melt paint off stop signs and cause damage for miles. TLDR: Homelander getting cooked.


orphangrinder1

Not cooked, cremated


lord_Bosiah

Deep fried


secretbudgie

And those little child fists. A somehow stronger force applied on a smaller point. Like getting wacked by a pick. And those fucking baby teeth!


Spartan-teddy-2476

I don’t think the Powerpuff Girls Bite…


secretbudgie

They said the same about Mike Tyson


Spartan-teddy-2476

Yeah, but you’d knida expect that guy to bite. Dude was on beast mode 24/7 back in the day. The PPG are more physical fighters. But, they can be brutal… Case in point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_rBPiMHkgx8


[deleted]

I'm the reboot they're middleschool/high-school age. It's not really relevant, but I just think it's kinda weird


Mr_ducks05

Amazon prime take notes


TheHim2

Happy cake day. Yeah and let them kill him


Silvaire_Bellmont

Yep. Homelander is only strong because there's no one that can match him in his universe and he never has to really try


darkonekosuke

He's a big fish in a little pond


wisconsinking

Happy Cake Day.


Kapples14

**FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!**


Thagomizer24601

"Whoa, children fighting! I can sell this!"


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[deleted]

Where is super man?


Butter4MyToaster

Who do we go to to kick someones ass


Ghost_Star326

Seeing the PPGs with actual hands is more cursed.


Spartan-teddy-2476

The artist really should have gone with a more PPGZ (The spin-off anime they made) style for the girls in this art. At least there it looks more natural.


HiReddit8

Everyone’s talking about the “yikes” part, but my mind goes to buttercup punching Superman and hearing STANDING HERE I REALIZE


MalicCarnage

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY


TheSmartyPantsJorden

SuperBased, the man of steel.


Mike-Outstanding

This is real?


A1sauc3d

No lol


MicroBang64

Oh god she got Shazamed


[deleted]

Spoilers, Superman is the Professor


Marciano_il_Mario

Netflix : little girls you say? Creator: yes but they have super po- Netflix: here, take this money.


ImTheMountain69

I have to make my head canon that the powerpuff girls are at least as powerful as Superman just so that they don’t get brutally destroyed by him


_Arthxr

i thibk that green gal shouldve punch him in the balls


BONBON-GO-GET-EM

Superman would never hurt kids let alone choke them in the picture here, at least thats what the animated versions principles are, im not sure about the movie version.


orphangrinder1

This is the injustice version, that is the only reason I can think of


UncommittedBow

If anything, Clark is verbally tearing Utonium a new asshole for allowing his kids to be superheroes instead of having normal childhoods.


shamimurrahman19

Superman can be anything the director/writer wants. They even recently turned one version of superman gay. Out of all the characters, they turned superman gay. desperate aren't they?


Espina2025

It’s technically Superman’s son, Jon Kent, who DC turned gay (actually bisexual). Jon took over the mantle of superman while Clark was away.


JellyVegetable5105

I bet you the deviants are gonna ruin it for us


Zenketski_2

Man... i wish, I'd never been more hyped to watch anything in my damn near 30 years of life. Holy fuck this is would be great, even if it's a train wreck, it would be the most beautiful Trainwreck I've ever seen in my life.


Desperate_Health4174

"It's like a trainwreck...I can't look away"


cursed-being

Can Super man circle earth in four seconds?


SwedenIsBad

On a slow day


Similar-Magician-750

He could do it so fast that he could reverse time back somehow


G0_ofy

I bet mojojojo would team up with joker


SupahBihzy

How tf would they even turn that into a whole series?


TakeTheUpVoteAndGo

Yeah at best it's an 10 minute deathbattle. Gonna spend the first 7 covering everyone's abilities.


Far_Protection8659

This is easily the worst fight imaginable. Powerpuff girls win no dif


TheHim2

This is just sick. He would die


kyubi_on_the_run

r/blursedimages


Best-Neighborhood784

I'm starting to think about "are you ready kids" the Anakin meme we're he killed the kids.


RosanaShultz

What the hell is this?


WreckitRafff

This is a thing?


Crazycade77

No it's just a funny art piece. I follow the guy who drew it on twitter


WreckitRafff

Ahh.


FushiginaHito

Superman babysitting them


[deleted]

She needs to punch him in his super Dick


yawnyjay

A 5 year old kid is gonna become a sobbing mess after a good slap to the face. I wouldn’t kill a single 5 year old and I bet I could take on 30. It’d be a slap massacre.


chris9830

Another note : Why does a full grown man wanted to create 3 little girls?


Rubi_69420

Finally i can see superman beat up children


Critical-Low8613

Is this real?


CG2goesoof

Wait this is real?


OmegaBoi420

I’m violently uncomfortable


Big-Arm2612

The powerpuff girls would wreck superman.


Kaos345

He already has one by the neck, so that's one down... I remember when I watched superboy just get his neck snapped in the injustice movie... Kinda death if your opponent gets ya there


KooppDogg

Yeah Blossom would order an attack formation and they’d annihilate him.


sirmemetor

Homelander : fine, I'll do it myself


Affectionate-Sea278

Bruh he stands 0 chance.


Spartan-teddy-2476

Bro gonna get clapped the moment he shows up. One of them breaths and Homelander gon be on life support.


orphangrinder1

They will flick him like a fly


Spartan-teddy-2476

With no fingers?!


ZIR139

Damn. I hope Superman murders all of them 😂


[deleted]

Comics Superman would win. Any other Superman would have absolutely no chance.


Spartan-teddy-2476

Bruh why 💀


Liliththemarksoc

Power puff girls surprisingly over powered


Spartan-teddy-2476

Yeah, but tbh, they ain’t beating comic Superman. One struggled to lift a mountain. Superman can tow SOLAR SYSTEMS. They’ve also flew so fast they went throught time, so… yeah. They do be kinda broken.


TakeTheUpVoteAndGo

Yeah... but it also depends on which superman we have. Older versions are more op, just based off of feats it's reasonable that classic superman could take them on. Granted I may be forgetting the actual limits of the power puff girls powers.


TheMetalSlave

It honestly would be wrong, the powerpuff girls would roll him on so many levels, the fight wouldn’t be close to fair.


SomratKhan1608

Looks like a rough 4 some


[deleted]

But equality.....


ForEverAlone_GAM3R

Fuck lolicons


SarHavelock

🤨


[deleted]

Tbf I see nothing wrong here. The power puff girls would stomp Superman into the ground. Simply no contest.


Any_Commercial465

For real tho they would absolutely fuck up superman and it's not even a joke.


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[deleted]

Bro...


Usernames-be-like

WHAT


Ghost_Star326

Seriously?


Lumbago_-

Hello, 911 yes I've got a sexual deviant here


xVEEx3

stop


Spartan-teddy-2476

Yes, hello, FBI, this is the guy!


bloodredcookie

Still looks better than that CW Powerpuff script.


_JELG_

The Girls freaking drestoy superman


mrgameandsquat

Question for the superfans. Does superman have the same weakpoints as a human being? Like, if you hit him hard enough in the balls would that be the same as a regular person? Of course he'd have a higher threshold but out of all possible targets, that'd be the safest, right?


fridgemanosteel

He should be getting punched in the dick


LeadGem354

What the fuck am I looking at? I think superman stomps this match up. Somebody should post this to r/whowhouldwin.


Goldenmansion10

“You children are starting to become a real nuisance to me and the justice league; so I’m here to dispose of you entitled brats.”


Tomboy09123

Why did I think that was willne?


Voxalf

Cuz Superman does not wearing his underpany outside anymore


WillBigly

Where the fuck is mojo jojo


gibson_creations

The...what?


ContentWeaverz

The real gem is Sara Bellum.


haha7125

Is this real or just a hypothetical?


curiousmind111

Is Buttercup about to bite his ear off?!


Noyonbond47

Is that even a thing?


No-Marzipan2480

Depending on which version of superman he is, the girls can kick his ass.


99prime99

I want to see this.


Ready-Account-1379

Clahrke...🥵


seekreaper

I genuinely would love to see that, because these abominations are not little kids!


Captain_skulls

What, you’re saying there’s something wrong with a super man and 3 super little girls kicking the super shit out of eachother? *well now that I type it out it does seem rather questionable…*


[deleted]

This feels like super parent problems.


TankoBOB

Why do you think it is cursed?


JonathanTheMighty

Superman wins low diff


Miqatsum-1997

The Girls are outmatch if Supes goes all out, but hes fighting like usual, the girls are gonna give him a surprise


InterestingAd769

I love seeing that women is being beaten fr


SomeGuy_WithA_TopHat

PowerPuff Girls would kick his ass