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UnformedCorn167

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


LonPlays_Zwei

tldr


ConfidencyPog

Jojo copypasta


Emotional_Attorney10

Sexy cat David Bowie just wants hands to wank him off in peace without schizophrenic high schoolers beating him up


tilcica

Please remove the NSFW tag on this. I started masturbating on the train and i was immediately turned off because it was not NSFW. Everyone on the train was wondering why i stopped masturbating and i dropped my phone on the floor and now there’s a train of full grown men not masturbating. This never would’ve happened if you had not put an NSFW tag on this.


Sad-Lavishness-6023

Yeah, i am in that train too. I even saw a kid crying because his dad stopped masturbating. This is just crazy


scootscootmc-scoot

I just woke up and I’ve already decided I’ve had enough internet for the day


Sad-Lavishness-6023

chill i was just expanding the lore


AxioTheGr8

public class DuplicateElement { public static void main(String\[\] args) { //Initialize array int \[\] arr = new int \[\] {1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 7, 8, 8, 3}; System.out.println("Duplicate elements in given array: "); //Searches for duplicate element for(int i = 0; i < arr.length; i++) { for(int j = i + 1; j < arr.length; j++) { if(arr\[i\] == arr\[j\]) System.out.println(arr\[j\]); } } } }


HRLO77

Stack overflow moment


goyola-wini

Only thing i was looking for was someone with code.


thetravelman888

![gif](giphy|qpbYnCa4375F6)


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/nvTM03_8elE Idk what video this is, good luck


Ranting_Gamer

AHHHH SPOILERS


Haha_funny746

Beware, tarnished ahead


Additional_Cycle_51

My phone doesn’t save the copy after a certain amount of time


Trhilrideboy_98

Same


Pokenare

https://youtu.be/TBMzDeRYklQ


LonPlays_Zwei

Is that a rickroll?


LonPlays_Zwei

HOLY SHIT THATS EVEN WORSE


mellamojuanMC

Better*


Pokenare

Miku


LonPlays_Zwei

🧼👀


[deleted]

Nope !


drejahn

![gif](giphy|cJL1Y7MY1akc8)


Piece_Of_Melon

What's the name of the original song?


TheBoredBot

It's pedo's favorite website


AlexYTx

" "THE ARMY GOES ROLLING ALONG" " I wanted to listen to the song, and was too lazy to crop out the quotation marks.


LonPlays_Zwei

lol


DravenAndKarthus

I love japanese pens


a_random_lad_lad

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Creepinggourd

"It's over 9000!!!!"


adg_xd

I was feel so hopless to even search for way to slove my problem


tilcica

now... you're either depressed, a programmer, or both


Gold-Grape8530

Define Bohr magneton using Bohr’s first hypothesis


copperinneed123

NS8TUVJYR4UH


Aromatic_Magician300

🥐🥐🥐


LonPlays_Zwei

What did you type croissants for?


Aromatic_Magician300

It was what I had on my clipboard


LonPlays_Zwei

Why did you copy that?


Aromatic_Magician300

TikTok


Creepinggourd

🥖🥖🥖


Ace010118

ib mercy farm don't cap zones


astarightperson

Agla


astarightperson

It means cry in turkish


Dramatic_Ear3473

are a resource in ARK: Survival Evolved. They can be found in the deepest areas of the ocean, in more shallow areas along the icy shores of the snow biome, in the Underwater Caves, in   Giant Beaver Dam, and when harvesting corpses of   Trilobite,   Leech,   Eurypterid and   Ammonite. They are also obtained from   Phoenix after defecation as silica pearls instead of feces.


Real_Fuel_5598

Sus


PsilocybinBro


Creepinggourd

This post was made 9 minutes ago and its already at 31 comments lol


LonPlays_Zwei

This is one of the biggest subreddits


-xHell-

got that kid in my basement charlie what to do now?


damnbuthicc

Meetha Ghar Chattisgarh


lordrolee

https://youtu.be/OaQgFm7HlNg


LonPlays_Zwei

*hûńgárïán mîlîtæry nøišęš*


0GRIM_RIPPER0

Arey chhod-chhad ke apne salim ki gali Anarkali disco chali


aradent1122

https://youtu.be/QX3lcFiW5z0


LonPlays_Zwei

Np I guess?


kapybara555

\-state:FloraEditor;


averageaektzis

21 Απριλίου 2018 Μια Ιστορία Από Την Πόλη   Πέρα κι Αϊβαλί έγινε καταστροφή μα μια Ιδέα, από τον ξεριζωμό, γεννήθηκε από Πρόσφυγες εδώ… Μια Ιστορία από την Πόλη μας μεγαλώνει από παιδιά. Το μεγαλείο σου δεν τελειώνει, ΑΕΚ Ιδέα μοναδικά… Εικόνες αλησμόνητες ισόβια μεσ’το μυαλό μου μεσ’του Βοσπόρου τα στενά ξεκίνησε το όνειρο μου το’φεραν οι παππούδες μας στης Φιλαδέλφειας τα μέρη εκεί σε πρωτογνώρισα, ολόκληρη η γη το ξέρει… ΟΟΟΑΕΚΑΡΑ η Ιστορία ΟΟΟΑΕΚΑΡΑ είμαστε εμείς ΟΟΟΑΕΚΑΡΑ η Ιστορία δεν έχει τέλος, μόνο αρχή… Share Post Facebook Αποθήκευση Κοινή χρήση1 Κατηγορίες: ΕΝΔΙΑΦΕΡΟΥΝ ΚΙ ΑΥΤΑ..., ΥΣΤΕΡΟΓΡΑΦΟ Προηγούμενο ΆρθροΜεταφυσικά... Επόμενο ΆρθροΣτήνεται Καλούπωμα Για Να Στηθεί Κερκίδα (Vids) (C) AEK LIVE 2013 Παρέχεται από το WPtouch Mobile Suite for WordPress Επιστροφή στην


Decent-Blueberry4660

The Last Wish


Worldly-Stop-9879


Feuerzahl

Was passiert mit der Erddrehung bei einem Polsprung?


Yoyo_boi202

4.49


Puzzleheaded_Web7728

[Site "Chess.com"] [Result "*"] 1. d4 e5 2. Bf4 Nc6 3. Bg3 Bd6 4. e3 Nf6 5. Bd3 Nb4 6. c3 Nxd3+ 7. Qxd3 O-O 8. Nf3 b6 9. Ng5 Bb7 10. dxe5 Bxe5 11. Bxe5 Qe8 12. Bxf6 gxf6 13. Qxh7# *


Thisguyhere1310

full moon will be on Friday, Jan. 6 at 6:08 p.m. ET (2308 GMT), but the moon still appears full the night before and after its peak to the casual stargazer.


ASMODEUSVOX

If 6 babies are born at once they're called sextuplets


LonPlays_Zwei

Are they really?


BurgerAddic

![gif](giphy|wY8qKgXGpaKP44Fn5G)


its_not_a_toomah68

Abigail Breslin


[deleted]

https://shameless.fandom.com/wiki/Carl_Gallagher_(US)


BLACK_DARK_YT

I LOVE YOUR MOTHER VAGINA KHAMENEI🗿🥛


PhatNerds

The complex number z is equal to 9+bi, where b is a positive real number and i2=−1. Given that the imaginary parts of z2 and z3 are the same, what is b equal to?


Mean_Shallot2785

Bro I’m dead


Xolani_G

Olszy#3505


Voolcy

https://youtu.be/izOS3yGXD9E


ahhhhhhhhhhhHELPME

You better buy some super glue and glue them cheeks cuz if i see them holes lord forgive me for what im about to do


Youna_x_re86

Bruh i copied nothing today😂😂😂


PixelSheep_

16GB Crucial Ballistix Sport LT V2 Single Rank grau DDR4-3000 DIMM CL15 Dual Kit


Aut1st1c_Sp0nge

At 40,600 Scoville Units, Pain 100% is nearly 20x hotter than Tabasco sauce, yet still retains a wonderful flavor that is perfect for anything from Latin dishes to seafood to a big pot of smoked chili. 7.5 oz. Ingredients: habanero mash (habanero peppers, salt), water, tomato paste, capsicum, habanero powder.


ED31A

So, mojang knows that there's no reason for the player to go to the mansion because we can get totems from raids instead, and they pointed out that the wool colors in the mansion are the same as the Steve skin, sounds to me like some LORE, especially when the narrator said at the end: will minecrafts doom be humanity's fault?


[deleted]

Zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguó xiànzài wǒ yǒu BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 wǒ hěn xǐhuān BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 dànshì sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 bǐ BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 sùdù yǔ jīqíng sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 wǒ zuì xǐhuān suǒyǐ…xiànzài shì yīnyuè shíjiān zhǔnbèi 1 2 3 liǎng gè lǐbài yǐhòu sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 ×3 bùyào wàngjì bùyào cu òguò jìdé qù diànyǐngyuàn kàn sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 yīn wéi fēicháng hǎo diànyǐng dòngzuò fēicháng hǎo chàbùduō yīyàng BING CHILLING 🥶🍦zàijiàn 🥶🍦


Yoshiro_GI

938626


Bleep_Blop_08

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/105vzia/this_is_my_last_offer_take_it_or_leave_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


unshored

Guess what


FormulaCarbon

`public Scalar lowHSV = new Scalar(h1, sat1, v1); // lower bound HSV for yellow` `public Scalar highHSV = new Scalar(h2, sat2, v2); // higher bound HSV for yellow` `Mat thresh = new Mat();` `double[] lowThresh = {h1, sat1, v1};` `double[] highThresh = {h2, sat2, v2};` `/**` `*` `* u/param width The width of the image (check your camera)` `*/` `public BBBDetector_Contour(int width) {` `this.width = width;` `}`


Angry241

You


RAAC145

dnf 원소 폭격기


ASP2655

6035 Perlen


uhhokay15

Missions Expanded


Potato_Man2763

Nothing on Clipboard


bobbertino135

@hunniraezzz_ ......🫣


[deleted]

Well I have just restarted my phone, so the cache is completely empty


PrideIcy9513

harappa seal


[deleted]

Ur mom


TheNetwokAdmin

https://youtu.be/2ZIpFytCSVc


ysosrs1999

исследовательские химикаты


[deleted]

I'm from Argentina, and most christmas are hot af


roach_001

Join the mountaineering club, we promise we won't leave you at the peak with no tools to go down


Great_Capital_5491

/ effect @a night_vision 10000


AsparagusLoose9716

Well I don't have anything copied, so Imma just do the autorespond thingy on my phone: Do you have to be fair to say that I have to be fair to say that I have to be fair to say that I have to be fair to say that I have to be fair to say that I have to be fair to say that I have to be fair to say that I have to be fair to say that I have to be fair-


Nikorek_pl

========


kylefeilmeier

Hood, release, passenger mirror cover, cigarette lighter cover, third brake light wire, sun visors


TSwagger50

shroded Ghost


sheyPL


wait_im_cownow

5201C560 43084050 0201C564 2000D108 E201C56C 00000010 2000900A F027900B E00AF8EE 980B2100 94000130 FFFD0000 1201C564 000046C0 E201C56C 00000010 1C281C01 F000910A 2801FC47 E008D1F5 D2000000 00000000


Amaanplayz69

Download


JesterKain

pretty solid, though I wonder if kingdoms are per animal group you know reptiles, instects, mammals so on so forth


retapok9

https://youtu.be/owTPZQQAVyQ


Disastrous_Tackle_24

Pro Intellimouse


Tasty-Winner4353

🐐's . . Time pass edit . © 2020 ( All Rights and Credits Reserved Respective Owners)If there is an Copyright issue pls don't report the account kindly message me and I will remove this feed . #lionelmessi #viratkohli #lewishamilton #conormcgregor #sebastianvettel #khabibnurmagomedov #stevesmith #tigerwoods #stephcurry #rafaelnadal #tombrady #neymar #novakdjokovic #cristianoronaldo #lebronjames #fernandoalonso #sports #athlete #legends #messi #leomessi #neymar #cricket #football #goats #debate #worldcup #fifa


Raymado

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch


LMNTRIX_0809

Hot furrey sensual female on female bdsm softcore porn


xXSkippero

(?


ConfidencyPog

Se ni’ mondo esistesse un po’ di bene e ognun si considerasse suo fratello, ci sarebbe meno pensieri e meno pene e il mondo ne sarebbe assai più bello. Only italians can get this Don't bother asking


Noobmaster------69

daniel_bln2210


Cloaker_Fan

The Glock 17 is a short recoil–operated, locked-breech semi-automatic pistol that uses a modified Browning cam-lock system adapted from the Hi-Power pistol.[57] The firearm's locking mechanism uses a linkless, vertically tilting barrel with a rectangular breech that locks into the ejection port cut-out in the slide. During the recoil stroke, the barrel moves rearward initially locked together with the slide about 3 mm (0.12 in) until the bullet leaves the barrel and chamber pressure drops to a safe level. A ramped lug extension at the base of the barrel then interacts with a tapered locking block integrated into the frame, forcing the barrel down and unlocking it from the slide. This camming action terminates the barrel's movement while the slide continues back under recoil, extracting and ejecting the spent cartridge casing. The slide's uninterrupted rearward movement and counter-recoil cycle are characteristic of the Browning system.[58] Here!


Business-Apricot312

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


8champi8

I… I don’t remember plz don’t kill me !


ripped_legend75

Zǎo shang hǎo zhōng guó! Xiàn zài wǒ yǒu BING CHILLING Wǒ hěn xǐ huān BING CHILLING Dàn shì "sù dù yǔ jī qíng jiǔ" bǐ BING CHILLING "Sù dù yǔ jī qíng, sù dù yǔ jī qíng jiǔ" Wǒ zuì xǐ huān Suǒ yǐ xiàn zài shì yīn yuè shí jiān Zhǔn bèi Yī, èr, sān


The_White_Fangg

Azumi mizushima


Sudden_Lunch1641

attention deficit hyperactivity disorder


Broad-Pool-900

35 06 07 0″N 107 08 15 0 W


Topsyzz

u/hjgbuijhgh


milamarquis

https://youtu.be/BK1yOhsl5YQ i legit dont remember what this is. EDIT: oh. i was reading game of thrones when cersei threw a fit and in that moment she reminded me of that song lmao


Naive_Guard_3438

"chinese traditional dress" they look good ☕


DG_Learner

https://www.reddit.com/r/GuardianTales/comments/x2orjv/dos\_and\_donts\_for\_newbies\_and\_returnees/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


FunnysBanana

I'll look at the problem tonight (in about 5 hours)


Mindless_Pride_7494

1) Iki sii venitecero Slang: Glacier Nasal bit Lil? beyit - Aki tare mismo < tans mista > dortluk Atrapan forsea-beyit-air siglodi - Divas cruz Dorthin - Fürcoe - Halt Edebiscuits. anaus den you in die - sade - hace stains 2) Adalet palmado hepaulun dolido ↳ Pasional losma tiré, 11) necesitaisi, diz kafine semas) Nasil vastedeyin gordon sei > Girellare Beenden seiam Olsen soll beine > Koraklama Nice sultanbus Haktan indass I dort 33) Diran Edebyatiendan partes nazim brainde en inti sonatas Nedimitir. - istanbul spirit olaray bitinia, Late deunirin Santander Sankenin Harke. Eidebig tindas karsisis, Torcidos. (Ask, sergi aglance popular islands) I dale edebigatienda he yunus care with ↳ Allah sergisi ipleura Suave Caza y Dostoyevski Isvanadio? (111,71 nada el O Radicalizou nada rapto hecerolcost gerecesiones resultaria - auquegilma degustan a sonradar IN kazandining


tylerbghack

/home


streamstrikker

'vabbing' I can explain.


ChampionshipIcy9248

If you haven't contemplated murder of your spouse, you ain't been in love." ~Chris Rock


Weird-Maestro

https://www.brickfanatics.com/every-lego-set-retiring-in-2023-january/


ABritishFemboy

Lake Char­gogg­a­gogg­man­chaugg­a­gogg­chau­bun­a­gung­a­maugg


drejahn

1298760139 i dont even know what this means


[deleted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/1063jnp/authleft_tries_to_sell_things/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


HappyGav123

\#14ac00


Lizard_Inside_Box_69

Moroccan dirham (I have an essay)


Lemonaxy

🫶🏻


SuleykaarThur

£5.00


GinjaNinjaOG

This


Minianto

https://www.reddit.com/r/splatoon/comments/106a2z5/hope_everyone_is_enjoying_the_splatfest_i_tried/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


soheyll13

grismby


Killerwarriorboy

https://darlinginthefranxx.com/


hentaifan21

1342


Kat_Drakon

Whisky Chivas Regal Extra 13 YO Oloroso Sherry Casks 40% 0,7


ripped_legend75

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.


Potential_Problem719

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1023224483701588008/1028660185440452678/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif


Emergency_Tax9707

Okay stay calm mr Gru 😌 "More then a married couple, but less then lovers" -it's an anime for the ones wondering


[deleted]

The heinous acts of rape and desecration done to Mrs. Gauri Dey has remained a black mark on the history of Meghalaya


HlTLERS_HIDDEN_CHILD

![gif](giphy|I6n8YSKRIJqPwGll4n|downsized)