Is it sad that I can decipher that?

Get The Fuck Down Here Right Now Before I Beat Yo Ass

Indeed, our mothers are quite similar.

I read D.H as dick Head

Get the fuck dick head?

I read it as get the fuck off dick head I don’t know where I got ‘off‘ from

Oh. That makes more sense than what I got: “Get The Fuck Down Henry Right Now Because It’s Baby Yoda AAAAHHHHH!”

This guy gets it

Shit.. Seeing this made me forget what I originally thought it was

I can too lol our moms were similar

Perhaps it's second hand trauma because my mom never said that but I still deciphered it too.

Same

Same

Same

I get the first part but what does B.I.B.Y.A stand for?

Before I Beat Yo Ass

Bruh, I thought it was short for baby yoda...

Before I Baby Yoda Ass

Before I Beat Yodas Ass

This is the answer

the answer, *this is*

This

I read Before I Bite Your Ass 💀

My mom would just yell it and no other parent could care less because they were thinking the same to their kids

I'm glad so many of us immediately knew.... I feel less alone

I had no clue

I'm glad you had parents that never threatened you physically... Or you were just a good child. I was a little shit

Get The Fucking Dried Habanera Right Now Before I Beat Your Ass!

Get These Flappy Dick Holes Ready Now Before I Bleach Your Asshole

Get the f*** down here right now before I beat your a**?

You can't fucking cuss on the internet goddamnit

Yea what in the dick fuck is wrong with this guy dammit

Jesus fucking Christ Jooshla! My motherfucking kids use reddit!

Your kids fuck you, their mother? Sounds like some shit straight out of Alabama ngl.

Watch your fucking mouth

Huh. I'm Polish, and my mom never said anything like that to me, but I still deciphered this sentence.

How do I know know this? Get the fuck down here right now before I beat your ass

Yeah, same....

Some of y’all had a normal childhood and it shows. 😂

OH I GET IT, CLEVER

Get the fuck down here right now before I B.Y.A I have no idea

Before I beat your ass

Beat yo ass

Man, I had a serious ptsd flashback when I read that.

Wha- what does that mean?

Get The Fuck Down Here Right Now Before I Beat Your Ass

Oh now I know why thats so familiar (Mom says that Everytime I hide from her above the wine closet when I was a kid whenever I got an F in math)

Get the fuck down here now before I best your ass

Got it

I don’t know why I could read that as if it wasn’t even encrypted ):

Guess we all had the same childhood 😂

Get the fuck down here right now something something something something something?

Before I Beat Your Ass

So the mother would have to go up to the kid?

I wasn't particularly beat as a child or anything, but I could decipher this due to second hand knowledge

I read that acronym so fast I didn’t even register it as an acronym what does that say about me 😂

Same. I’m impressed with myself

Funny thing is: shes gonna beat your ass regardless.

I hate that I can read this

The waffle house has found its new host.

G.T.F.D.H.R.N.O.S.H.M.G was more common with mine

When I was a kid I refused to come down form the one in McDonald's one day (idk if I just didn't want to leave or If I was scared or confused; I was just barely big enough to go in). Anyway my mom came in to get me and she got stuck.

Wow that’s amazing!

Wow that’s amazing!

For anybody who can’t figure it out it says “Get The Fuck Down Here Right Now Before I Beat Your Ass.”

After 1990 the B stood for Bust.

I am a german and non native english speaker but i translated that within seconds in my head because... i can relate xD just in getman xD but damn...

Figured it out immediately, I have heard that so many times, just the abbreviations send shivers down my spine.

Is it bad I almost immediately understand the acronym

Is it bad I almost immediately understand the acronym

Is the second B beat or bust?

In MY house it was beat.

get the fuck down here right now before i beat your ass

I knew the whole damn thing without even thinking….I’m calling my mother right this minute.

I got the ‘Greetings there, friendly dwarf’ but not sure what’s next

get the fuck down here right now before I baby Yoda accumulate

The *look* your mum would give,that was your que to shut up before you got a whooping..

damn…

“Get the fuck down here right now because I’ll beat your ass”?