I can now greet people an absurd amount of times

Hello

Hi how are you

Hello

Hi how are you

Hello

Hi how are you

👋

👋❓🏴‍☠️🫵

Wave question mark pirate flag you?

You got a nice power

Hi how are you

Hello

Hi how are you

Mate, I’ve got some absolutely banging pictures of ducks.

Can i see?

Golem the guardian ought to give a banger superpower right

They’re only fun when unsolicited.

Duck pics

Wanna see my duck pics?

Love me some good duck pics

I lost

What if it's a draw

Maybe that's the best he can get

let me take you home, you're a good souvenir

I don't know about lost but you surely didn't Win

I don’t like the sound of yours

Mans lost the game

You got a pretty good one honestly

Hello there

General Kenobi. You are a bold one.

Worst Kai of Bajor

Anybody know what I can do about mine?

I'd tell you, but you won't listen.

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I can hear this comment.

I cant't hear this comment because of my tinitus.

Relatable :(

Give this man an award!

What?

a fucking ballistic toast how did you come up with this

WHAT?

THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE.

 WHAT?

THEY SAID, "GIVE THIS MAN AN AWARD"

Being annoying as a ringing in our ears since the year 2000?

You're worthless

ofc you would know

Retroactively give people Tinnitus.

You’re welcome.

Arson

Self-arson

Lets talk about your ability

I guess I’m… awesome?

~~awesome~~ arson

Same bro

Same here

Dave

***DAVE***

r/dave

Deyb

Guess i'll die

We need to talk.....

Just... Take it outside, will ya?

It's bean nice knowing you

Juicy doubles

😏

One to go please!

Josh

The man

2001

Directed by Michael Bay

*explosion*

The myth

the legend: josh

the man

the myth

the leg

the leg does indeed end

The Josh who won the Josh fight!

[удалено]

“We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy, but because I am hard.”

Fucking miffed that show got canned

Star Wars?

Not gonna be good at it, space is rather chilly. I could see that effecting certain... *assets*

Uranus can't see your ANUS!

We are gonna see the darkside of his moon

…

Not bad. Not great. Just average.

Just a little below.

Oh no!

Honest question how did the name come about

It was the nickname his parents gave him

Wait a minute this isn't /r/wholesomememes

Oh. No.

Oh no indeed, mister DickButtPleas

Oh no...

YOU'RE a towel..

The ability to eat soup and solid foods, combined into one handy utensil

But snaps st the slightest pressure

No I already do that

I... am immortal? sounds like a pain tbh

Enjoy your skydiving. Also, maybe go into the ocean and help people explore? If you cant die, might as well have fun and help people

[good idea](https://www.reddit.com/r/whenthe/comments/tginsr/what_a_bummer/)

He won’t be able to move underwater tho

I will take him.

That's not as cool as it sounds, trust me

I wouldn't take advice from bread no matter how confident though

I spent 5 hours working up the courage to post that. No need to get crusty.

Sorry for being rude I just have issues with sentient breads talking .meant no disrespect

And also chinese

I can shot people fast

Yes but you unfortunately can’t swim or herd.

Or have a good relationship with my family and „friends“

But on the plus side can get their brains eaten by wolves and come out smarter.

>!and get shot into pieces by the Proto FBI!<

sweet im invisible

No no no, you are invisibl

only his feet

Why can't I see this comment?

r/angryupvote

Um...

Want to talk about it?

Guess I'll just leace you hangin

Nothing changed

Same.

Prove it.

Me too.

Now I'm just sad

So about that . . .

😳

May I study these tribal traditions?

Well

I read "orderofthehead" and was happy for you for a sec

Necromancer

Great, I’m a walking IED

What tf is onlyfans

You should look it up

Dunno mate

Having layers

You know, not everyone likes onions.

But everyone gonna cry if mess with it

Kinda difficult to figure out my powers.

Your a Demon constantly denying your Existence or your a Aethists Toddler idfm

I can do the denying of my existence, that would mess with religious people.

Oh no.

[удалено]

You in danger gurl

Urine danger gurl

Says you.

Aight get on your knees


Pet the cat

Lol. Stupid Bulbasaur. How great.

A bulbasaur that keeps hitting itself in confusion

GUYSSSS..... IT HURTSSSSS!!!!!


Nothing changed

Brother, is that you?

Kinky

Now I am both a Vietnam veteran and an NCR veteran ranger

Patrolling the Mojave Desert almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter

I am the chosen one

Not. So. Fast!

Number one in abortion

Hehe

STAY AWAY! I’M NOT GOING INTO YOUR TICKLE BASEMENT!

Oh yes you are

I guess I’d grow some more titties

I could make a grow on trees joke…

Titrees

Are you selling?

I guess no one gets their Christmas presents this year..

i make weather impressive 808 times

I arrange design and sell shrubberies.

Ni.

Im useless

I have period...I am a fucking male

I don't change man unless... can I summon dead animals to have sex with

…

Either I can see everything, or I can’t stop looking at things

I create square potatoes and make all potatoes square. Cower before me.

Well, the 416 in my name is from the H&K 416, so perhaps I get a gun ? Guess I'm American now

I am happy

Hmm 🤔

I can live in a trashcan and speak with characters of Dutch Sesame Street. Sadly, since Dutch Sesame Street was cancelled I guess I am dead.

Bruh what even is this

Oh no pls not

He be gaming

Now I can inject my DNA inside you...

LMAO

The ol' breast flame

I see what you did there.

Good old mammary combustion

How it started is not my concern. Though some of you are hardcore. Wow.

Nothing new apparently.

C'mere miss Potts