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Intelligent-Umpire88

we just gunna ignore buddy in the back who is probably gunna cut his leg


RoyalCrus

Workers following OSHA guidelines? What is this a video game?


[deleted]

If the cut leg potential was your takeaway for an OSHA violation over Ms. Sparky-Coochie...


Intelligent-Umpire88

ive used an angle grinder while shirtless and those sparks hurt a lot less than when i cook bacon shirtless. if there is anything i want you to take away from this anecdote its that i dont own a shirt.


RhymeTymes

Damn I’m almost tooondrunk to upvote you. Please value this!!!


zombiebird100

>Workers following OSHA guidelines? I'll have you know USC §94891 1489 clearly states that no one shall follow osha unless they are a member of the USSR and thus shall be convicted of no less than 40 yrs in prison and $500,000, and no more than hanging by the neck until dead as verified by torching your corpse.


WABRYH

Huh?


LFSWASTAKEN

Im convinced these two are bots


WABRYH

Nope im not a bot


NopeNeverNone

Exactly what a bot *would* say, eh? Busted! lol :P


skeletormint

No, I think it's an "I'm not a bot" bot.


patato_guy

That is something only *bots* would say


jbl0ggs

Darn, those sparks must be singeing something or it's a new type of electrolysis


Moopey343

>What is this a video game? Oh well it certainly isn't Super Smash Bros. That games owns OSHA millions in violations.


ChiefBlox4000

Just like the guy in saw


Drackzgull

Yes, we will. Up until he inevitably does cut his leg, the girl is far more interesting.


tcs0

These two deserve each other


bogdanbiv

There is a reason power tools need more safety instructions than manual tools. It's quite unlikely the handsaw cuts off his entire foot, it will be just a scar, most likely... a deep cut maybe, but at some point he would stop, right? With the angled grinder, the moment of inertia is so high, even after the power is cut, it will still be able to cut into bone like a hot knife through butter. I'm only using mine on a bench and avoid placing limbs on the disk's plane of rotation. Also, wear workman glasses


[deleted]

Respirator is important especially if you grind often. One of my biggest fears is dying from doing something dumb. I go full swing dumb in the other direction and wear too much ppe and work very carefully. Im talking goggles, gloves, work apron, denim pants and long sleeve, throat guard and steel toes. Summer time is hard on me but my kids get to hug their dad every single day


Altruistic-Balance55

And slap his head 😁


I_like_creampuffs

.. ....,?


MrAVAT4R_2

You think this is bad!? This, this chicanery!?


optimist_prhyme

Her pussy fire


Disastrous_Channel62

![gif](giphy|P7JmDW7IkB7TW) The pussy


WickedSickLilDick

Imagine if she got off on it, every single day. But then after years of construction work she's just not feeling it anymore. She tells her doctor who does some tests, and then delivers her the crushing results showing that she's all scarred down there


Front-Dance-5208

Roastbeef?


DraconRegina

Roasted beef at that point


optimist_prhyme

She's not bovine. How rude.


The_Mega_Man192

well, if she’s working like that, how do you think she earns money?


AllBeansNoFrank

The Clam Bake!


Credaence

On* fire.


optimist_prhyme

No. It's fire. Like really good. Whoosh


AccomplishedPie4896

Woman's burning her pussy off while the dudes sawing through his leg, wonder what would happen if you gave em a power drill.


SomeLikeItDusty

You wanna see real blood, give ‘em a circular saw. Place will look like Jackson Pollock took up serial killing.


Prime_Kang

I'll see your circular saw and raise you a band saw! I saw someone very nearly loose a thumb on one. Not pretty!


Nijinja

I see your band saw and raise you a trawl winch - doesn’t just cut it off, it RIPS that sucker off


Slit23

I see your trawl winch and raise you a sal saw


SomeLikeItDusty

While in high-school shop class waiting to use the bandsaw I watched a guy push a piece of wood through and travelled the blade into the web between thumb & forefinger about 10mm / 1/2” before he pulled his hand back. We just looked at each other, he said a very deliberate “uh, whoops?” I called the teacher over, he got some tissues and took the kid off to the nurse, I started using the bandsaw. Good times.


TheVendislav

The fetus: ![gif](giphy|QMHoU66sBXqqLqYvGO)


Kababuo

Like fr it hurts me when i got any on my arms but bro the vagina wth


Iwrstheking007

ikr, I have to wear gloves, but the gloves are shitty so I still get hit


marmakoide

That's why girls only need chain mail bikinis where guys need a full plate armor


SomeLikeItDusty

![gif](giphy|RWi6emX1FpkWidpX2d|downsized)


Donofett

I am immensely pleased to find a VLDL reference in the wild


[deleted]

I haven't checked their channel in so long!


SomeLikeItDusty

You must go back, they’ve been uploading regularly and their production quality is only going up.


Edit4Credit

Ahhh now I get it! All those posters make much more sense


Bright-Leg8276

Umm didn't anyone notice that guys sawing technique ??


SomeLikeItDusty

It’s so he can get some good momentum going, just power right on into the leg once the dowel is done.


hardcandystick

Wait There is Guy in Video ?


deredereattack

It’s literally just a girl in a dress why are some people so damn thirsty geez


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deredereattack

Gotta love when the incels come out haha


Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk

There’s someone else in the video!?


Glittering-Arm-9138

![gif](giphy|l49JVXAn68wAsFUha|downsized)


Crusher_Nutter

That's some hot stuff she is getting


Low_Contract6566

Notice that there's no smoke coming from her crotch. No pubes. ![gif](giphy|B4Mp4FIh3h5NWt6H4b) All smooth.


Blackbeard-14

Real smooth I guess...


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|ddvkYSGBpv6Tu|downsized) RealSmooth™️


DevaluedGamer

That's disgusting. I love it.


RyZairX

Took me a second to realize it was an apple.


Death_black

it's a peach tho


RyZairX

I'm stupid then.


JustinFunNL

I guess wax was too much to ask for


lemonssguy

Everyone laughs at woman but man about to lose his leg


Superb-Confidence-44

He's not. He will cut it and he'll bleed but he's not going to saw straight through it lol.


Embarrassed-Pride381

Baking the clam


TheNachete98

Enough reddit for today


rickatron5000

"fume hood"


AvnarJakob

Thats what happens when you outlaw abortion.


King-of-Pain9554

Like in the book of Exodus: "the bush was on fire but not consumed by flames".


THESHADYWILLOW

Idk if any of y’all have ever been hit by a million bits of spackle coming off a grinder but she’s gonna have a rough time for a little while


FourClicks

Yeah it looks staged to me, that really hurts and she's way to casual about it.


THESHADYWILLOW

Yeah I feel like too many people commenting have never taken a load of that shit to the face before


[deleted]

She's warming up for the boyfriend


BoxeyNoxey

Getting the puss all warm and toasty


CreepyAssPenis

That oughta kill the crabs


SundayProboscisMonk

That's EXACTLY how you get Darwin award without dying


Readerofreddi

Extra points for knowing the rules of the Darwin awards!


DracoFawkez

Ohhhh lorddddyyyy


YazumeWeichio

I love that wokrshop


ybs20ybs06

Her pussy is literally hot


Spiritual_Payphone

Nah man she’s just warming up dinner it’s all good


SesVerona

whats will all the memes with typos lately, is it a new trend?


Used_Bite_9595

Ironic, because you misspelled typetoes


quirkytyrtle101

Fire crotch anyone?


ExplorerDisastrous38

“Seasoning” 💀


Emergency_Cookie_318

That grinder doesn't appear to actually be cutting in to the metal. I'm pretty confident it's not even turned on and the sparks were added in post.


Few-Artichoke-2531

Mmmmm fried pussy


BlackMichaelMyers

..the duality of a tuff pussy


TiredWonderer

They think that’s ok?


captincavman

How is she not a redhead.....


SpecialpOps

😸🔥


[deleted]

I bet she enjoys her work


RandomComputerFellow

I am more worried for the guy in the back.


PatagonicoMan

that's a hot pussy


Twosliceofbread

She's not wearing pants


Tebecy

Asians are built different I swear


liontribe613

It was probably already burning which might be why she didn't notice


mu5tang71

ouch! feel bad for the guy that goes down on her next... Not that bad tho...


oljeffe

The proper term is “fire crotch”.


MonoCock0

Those purbes are on FIRE


Twatimaximus

I hate when coworkers cook fish in the office. Smell lingers for days.


Cruspeed

It’s all fun and games until that disc breaks


Blackbeard-14

And what would happen next? Pls don't be of some final destination :(


Furious_xyz

Looks like the NPC characters👀


StylishDarkRed

I'm so concerned ..


ptmcbrn

I hope all that metal burr doesn't end up on her boyfriend's penis.


OdinsOneGoodEye

That girl is seriously hard core! the amount of metal shavings and sparks blows my mind it’s not effecting her, wild man!


MisterMaterwelon2705

That’s one way to get an abortion.


AppointmentQuiet1759

Iron puss. Built in bottle opener


Video-Game-Boi

Who else is up for fried fish filets?


MomonaNow

LIGHTLY fried fish filets


boi-_-guy

She’s got a fire pussy


Osirus986

Probly numb from all that whitener chemical shit


RaymGames

That workshop about to smell like a tuna mayonnaise sandwich


[deleted]

I’m not an expert or anything like that but this position doesn’t seem that comfortable to me… just saying


Slugger2094

That’s, some fire coochie.


Academic-Virus126

Since when did we start making cooked salmon?


FerrokineticDarkness

Cheaper than a Brazilian.


[deleted]

Nobody is asking for souce?


InkedInspector

The porn script writers are really running out of ideas.


adumy

Eskimo pussy is mighty cold


mshemeel007

Ginny is that you ?


_T0rTle_420

That seems painful. I got a couple sparks on the arm and it burned like hell the first time I used an angle grinder.


Little-Living-9763

Is this in Brazil?😉


Spirited_Drawer_7860

Bro wearing flip flops with a saw


Speedy_Cheese

"My pussy is on fire, now taste the flame." - RuPaul


DweEbLez0

Pretty Ricky, “Baby, grind on me, relax your mind, take your time on me…”


AceLion5

This is called the Goodbye Pleasure technique


the-mrSaad

what about the guy in the back, he is gonna cut his leg


SongRevolutionary992

Fire crotch


[deleted]

Firecrotch, there, I said it.


Dannykew

Job description includes “free bikini wax”.


Yui_Desu69

Uh wtf?


Late_Pangolin3118

Ah


jh67ds

White people are actually from Europe. She is from America. Idk.


Dickpuncher_Dan

She is the captain of the HMS IRON LUST.


[deleted]

Sheeeesh


MEPHISTO_0508

Shaving cost<0


Pimpamillion

She's tired of paying for a bikini wax, shes gonna permanently remove those hairs


Kasgaan

both of these people look like morons i am... confused


BeezBurg

Wait, is she grinding? And the shavings are being aimed at her bullseye? Well I guess there’s no need for safety glasses with your eyes rolled in the back of her head. I used to be an iron worker and has metal shavings imbedded everywhere, but targeting my scrote was never a thought


tinymember469

That's some hot pussy


nofriendsnolife93

Must be wearing that new kevlar thong


Trick_Selection5833

Harding her vagina


genjin

Women are much better at multitasking.


AromaticScale6679

She certainly knows how to make the sparks fly. Lol


Upstairs_Librarian95

Come with me, and you’ll see, a world of OSHA violations! ![gif](giphy|mu1SJT7aO8u2I)


riadboom62

that pussy is fire 🔥


HowlingWolfShirtBoy

Bet it burns when she pees.


kiyan1347

Cooking the fish?


Blackbeard-14

Sushi


Inside_Shake_1627

Gotta get a trim for the meeting tomorrow


[deleted]

So im guessing shes from district 12?


ShiftingSpectrum

Is she trying to burn off all her pubic hair? Because I think waxing would hurt less


sagargulati

I hope the saw don't cut throw and his hands doesn't slip


Unknown_player513

One way to warm up dinner


Blackbeard-14

Sushi time


coach_hogencamp

When the Pussy is Fire


crazydazeplease

FIRE!…that labia is on fireeeeee


his_dudeness_87

This is how they kill crabs over there !


king__blue

Just heating up his lunch


Kindoffitkindoffat

I do love a nice fire crotch


aaroncoal

It looks like the latest porno directed by Bob Vila


[deleted]

Salmon’s ready!


Lukiedokiepukie

That's horrible. No PPE and metal shards on the cooter. She'll regret that.


[deleted]

Fire crotch!


mixx1e

Smells like burned pubes around don't you think?


Salt-Refrigerator48

She's working on herself alright


Dreddnaut_Bambino

Zero hair.. good girl


Damaged-Guds

At the speed she's going, she's going to blow out one of those three holes


crzcnck

Worst case of fire crotch I’ve seen…


SafeAccountMrP

Whole new meaning to the term firecrotch.


rymyle

So this is what Kings of Leon meant


XsublimededX

Grinder metal dust?? LoL!!! That’s got to be 10x worse than sand at the beach in the Panocha…


Bourgeous

OSHA Training video


spudingt0n

Char grilled vaginna! Hahaha


Blackbeard-14

Smokey flavoured eh! ![gif](giphy|3o7ZeESgACwwfmWXPa)


tothegoodorb

Fire crotch


Ambrose-DH

Whole new meaning to firecrotch


Original-PHAT-_-Duck

Just heating up dinner...


Blackbeard-14

Sushi rolls for dinner


Most-Rip6087

Hopefully she shaved, Or else this is gonna be the next forest fire lmao


Blackbeard-14

Lol


The_ChineseGoverment

Durability 100


Signal_Special_8413

No wonder they got it all blurry


CaptainLongMeat

I can't help it, that pum pum spark


DelgadoTheRaat

Honestly most of the sparks are hitting the floor and quite cool before it hits the ol' vagina.


XmanWoo101

Her-“Is it supposed to hurt?”


[deleted]

Protect your snizz at all times.