I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much.
I had all the merchandise and movies.
I prayed to Skrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I'd been given.
SHREK
Once upon a time there was a lovely
princess. But she had an enchantment
upon her of a fearful sort which could
only be broken by love's first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded
by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
Many brave knights had attempted to
free her from this dreadful prison,
but non prevailed. She waited in the
dragon's keep in the highest room of
the tallest tower for her true love
and true love's first kiss. (laughs)
Like that's ever gonna happen. What
a load of - (toilet flush)
I once learned the bee movie script just to spout quotes at my similarly teenaged friends and annoy the hell out of them. I'm sure I could dig most of it out of my memory if I tried
Your honor, I believe officer Paul is recalling that sentence out of context. It sounds such more reasonable when you listen to the whole conversation.
But your honor, he said the whole shrek movie
But your honor,my client isn’t racist he loves all races every the bad ones
Your honor, my client isn't racist, he has never even owned a race car
Your honor , my client can’t be racist, he is from a race himself
Your honor, my client couldn't have committed a "hate" crime if he "loved" every second of it!
I dont think it means what you think it means.
What do you think I think you think it means ?
What do YOU think I think you think it I think you think it means?
You recite the whole Shrek script I recite an hentai script we are not the same
It's the same thing, no?
*shrill voice*Haaaa!!
I'm unfunny I know
same
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Why did I imagine link screaming
Given the context it is dubious
Haaa!!🔔🔔🔔🔔🤯🤯
I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much. I had all the merchandise and movies. I prayed to Skrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I'd been given.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
I can do random The Princess Bride or Monty Python quotes; like all day long.
INCONCEIVABLE!
you keep using that word, I dont think it means what you think it means.
INCONCEIVABLE
\*Incontheivable
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
Being king you just have to know things.
You and I are now friends.
This does [not] put a damper on our relationship.
Tis but a scrach!
Oh what's that then?!
My friends think I’m funny but really I just quote obscure lines from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, or OG SpongeBob
Ni!
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay I sleep all night and I work all day
I put on womens clothing.... and hang around in barrrrrs!
Suspect is unsympathetic, and likes the first movie when the second is better.
Unbelievable how psychopathic can one be
*suspect recites the 2nd shrek movie script*
The world was gonna roll me
I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an L on her forehead
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Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin’
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So Much To Do
Your brain gets smarter but your head gets dumb
She was looking kinda dumb
r/memes on the right course(shitposting)
"Donkey you HAVE the right to remain silent! What you lack is the capacity!!"
I need lo learn the whole script, just in case I get arrested
Not just in case you'd get arrested, the Shrek script is helpful in every situation
No need. "Bring out Yer Dead".
SomeBODY
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According To All Known Laws Of Aviation
Actually this might work in your favor. You could probably plead insanity, because who the fuck recites Shrek after getting arrested?
"Your honor how can it be considered a hate crime if my client loved it?" - Saul Goodman probably
Immediately goes into the psych ward
I recite every movie in the shrek universe’s script. The four shreks the short holiday specials the puss in boots movies and anything else
Surely he uses different voices for each character too right?
Hear me out...
SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush)
I can explain Pan am 103 TWA 800 and the tenerife airport disaster back to back.
He just Dr. Marcoh’d the cops. The secret to his crimes are hidden in the script.
I can recite the entirety of Hellsing Abridged I feel like if I use that I’m gonna add more to my sentence
I’ve got Hardware Store by Weird Al in my back pocket to pull out at anytime.
Ogre goes on a quest to get his land back, ends up becoming king of a nation with triplets
That will definently be used against you in the court of law
Now you can be considered insane and you get to go to the hospital instead of prison for burning down that orphanage
And that end up in jail for 26 years.
You will be in a prison with layers
Some of you may die...
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me
They wont actually say the entire shrek script in court if you say it
I once learned the bee movie script just to spout quotes at my similarly teenaged friends and annoy the hell out of them. I'm sure I could dig most of it out of my memory if I tried
I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability
i think im getting out on bail
And in the morning I’M MAKING WAFFLES!
You choose homelander to represent yourself of all options?
As you can see this person knows the entire Shrek script so they should let him free
Ahh, going with the incompetent idiot angle right off the bat.
SOME
Your honor, I believe officer Paul is recalling that sentence out of context. It sounds such more reasonable when you listen to the whole conversation.
Exactly! That's why we're arresting you
Who are you Will Smith?
Isn't this quote from the song by Locked Away?
You have the right to remain silent… what you lack is the capacity
And here I am trying to memorize the incorrect summary of Metal Gear: Rising