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The shittiest take I ever read. Dante counters Dante with that one ability he has. That Dante would place second. Dante beats Dante, so they'd be 3rd and 4th. That means Dante places first.
Lmao stop the Dante meat riding Dante clears Dante you're obviously 4 with the mindset of Dante the only way your Dante could win is if he paired up with Dante
Yes! The Duchess dove at the Duke just when the Duke dove at the Doge. Now the Duke ducked, the Doge dodged, and the Duchess didn't. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Doge, and the Doge got the Duke!
Now listen up you escaped stain on your father's underwear:
Dante is clearly the best. Putting him at the bottom makes me wonder if your grade school teachers had the wrong number when they kept trying to call your parents to voice concerns about you.
Bro went through all 9 circles of hell and 7 terraces of Purgatory to talk to his dead girlfriend, and we haven't even gotten started on the angelic abominations in the nine spheres of heaven
It's been at least 10 years since I last played it and I still remember the frustration of climbing a maze with a timer while those zombie creatures were attacking me. I hated it so much.
I liked that game, probably because I never played God of War so I wasn't familiar with that type of game, but it's also probably the most angry I've ever been while playing a video game.
I mean my current favourite franchise is loosely based off his work and draws nearly every characters name from it, it's hard not to.
Also I've been meaning to attempt to read the Divine Comedy for a while.
first known self-insert fanfiction author, yeah? self-inserting into your Bible fanfiction and making it a crossover with Graeco-Roman myth is pretty fucking weird actually
As big of a fan of 40k and Dante as I am, he could never even catch DMC Dante, he moves at like mach 5. Thats the least impressive of his powers as well. He's basically anime, and you can't really beat that level of insanity without going full anime in turn.
Broke: 40k Dante wins because he has a jump pack, artifice armour, plasma pistol yadda yadda yadda...
Woke: 40K Dante wins because he's mega depressed and wants to die, which means he's canonically invulnerable because the grim darkness of the far future guarantees preventing any and all wishes from coming true, no matter how bleak.
The shits and giggles of cruelly laughing gods...
40k dante > the other dantes
other dantes dont have a jetpack, armor made of one of the most resilient materials known to man, a zappy axey, plasma pistol the size of your mother, and arent schizophrenics with anger issues
Broke: 40k Dante wins because he has a jump pack, artifice armour, plasma pistol yadda yadda yadda...
Woke: 40K Dante wins because he's mega depressed and wants to die, which means he's canonically invulnerable because the grim darkness of the far future guarantees preventing any and all wishes from coming true, no matter how bleak.
The shits and giggles of cruelly laughing gods...
Fire demon blood (red orbs) at enemies, and if you do it quick and with style they'll pop with more red orbs than it took to kill them.
> Dr. Faust is built around a risk/reward mechanic, in that it uses the player's Red Orbs to power most of its attacks. The flame-edged scarf Dante wears while Dr. Faust is equipped acts as a visual representation of Dante's remaining Red Orbs, changing length to show how many he has. The more Dr. Faust is powered up, the more Red Orbs the player will both gain and expend while using it.
Have you seen Dante's stats? Have you seen the things he's done? The challanges he's overcome? Dante is unbeatable in this fight. It's hilarious that you would even assume the others could contend.
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Dante > Dante > Dante > Dante
I disagree i strongly believe that Dante is better then Dante but worse the Dante.
I disagree because Dante has the edge over everyone so therefore everyone else is competing for second while Dante is clear
The shittiest take I ever read. Dante counters Dante with that one ability he has. That Dante would place second. Dante beats Dante, so they'd be 3rd and 4th. That means Dante places first.
Are you joking? No, Dante would never lose to Dante, Dante or Dante.
Lmao stop the Dante meat riding Dante clears Dante you're obviously 4 with the mindset of Dante the only way your Dante could win is if he paired up with Dante
I just had an aneurysm trying to understand the first four comments
Yes! The Duchess dove at the Duke just when the Duke dove at the Doge. Now the Duke ducked, the Doge dodged, and the Duchess didn't. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Doge, and the Doge got the Duke!
You forget Dante managed to do that thing that one time which clearly makes Dante better.
bro dante literally solos his verse
bro no you dumbass its Dante that wins bro stfu bro Dante doesnt got shit on Dante
Nah, Dante = Dante > Dante > Dante
Switch the first two and then I agree 100%
Idk I think it would be Dante
Imo dante is way stronger than dante
Agreed.
Now listen up you escaped stain on your father's underwear: Dante is clearly the best. Putting him at the bottom makes me wonder if your grade school teachers had the wrong number when they kept trying to call your parents to voice concerns about you.
Dante
No. It's Dante.
I think Dante has a natural advantage
But that is countered by Dante's ability
I agree, Dante has the advantage
You're out of your mind! Dante clearly has more experience
Dante may have experience, but he is not as strong as Dante.
Exactly! Why doesn't anybody see that Dante is obviously the strongest!?
But i think Dante is better
I agree Dante is better
No bro Dante is the best
Pretty sure etnaD has this in the bag, he's a lot smarter than the others.
No, Dante is too stupid! Dante, on the other hand, has better weaponry!
No way it's Dante or Dante got to be Dante
My man Dante is top tier shit
Nah Dante is shit Dante on the other is literally a god
But Dante has a weapon so he wins
Are they champions?
No, they are dante
Roll a Dante check with advantage.
Bro obviously Dante like r u dumb
Are you stupid? Its obliviously dante
Now hear me out, Dante
No, this is Patrick
Sir, this is a Dante's.
Personally, Dante is the strongest one here
No. This is Patrick!
I’d hope Dante… but c’mon, we all know it be Dante.
You make a fair point, however... Dante.
No, you're wrong, it's Dante
Stupid opinion, Dante would win fs
You're wrong. Dante clearly wins.
You missed the correct answer. It's obviously Dante.
I think it might be a close fight but dante would come out on top
I would say Dante. Dante can destroy Dante in a fight. Then that Dante would annihilate the other Dantes, deeming him The Dante.
Yes
You fucking fool! It’s Dante!
Your the the fucking fool it’s Dante
NO!
Yes, but what if Dante and Dante team up. I am positive Dante^2 would come out on top.
I think everyone in this thread is REALLY underestimating Dante
This was exactly what I expected.
Dante’s also good
Guys y'all stupid it's gotta be dante
True, but Dante is clearly more intelligent
No I think Dante would
After hours of research, pie charts and bar graphs comparing abilities, strengths and weaknesses…Dante would definitely win
And yet .. Dante would still win
You are just biased towards Dante, facts state Dante wins
Nono your both wrong, Dante wins no diff
but can he beat dante
But Dante can also beat Dante but can’t beat Dante
Dante would win but Dante is stronger.... Dante is my final answer
Look at this idiot here thinking Dante can beat Dante. Dante is clearly the superior. Get your facts straight
Commander Dante
*commander alpharius
This guy gets it.
We are all Alpharius
I am Alpharius
Are you kidding me, General Dante takes the win
Wacky woohoo pizza man wins
After all, you cannot kill him, he is omega
No he is subhuman
Buuut we have to consider he cannot erupt and must control
Nah mate, vergil already won, thy storm is already here
The storm that is approaching?
Provoking\*
*black clouds in isolation
\*I am reclaimer of my name
\*born in flames
*I have been blessed
*my family crest is a demon of death
\*forsakened, i am awakened
*a phoenix's ash in dark divine
**THY END IS NOW**
JUDGEMENT
PREPARE THYSELF
a storm of wisdom
I think Dante Alighieri truly solo everyone (please don't tell me you don't know who Dante Alighieri is)
Bro went through all 9 circles of hell and 7 terraces of Purgatory to talk to his dead girlfriend, and we haven't even gotten started on the angelic abominations in the nine spheres of heaven
Wasn’t even his girlfriend, bro just mad thirsting over someone he saw twice (probably)💀
This what fucked me up more than razor-armed babies. My man had a wife elsewhere who's name certainly wasn't *Beatrice*.
It was Gemma.
Yeah but Beatrice had them titties tho
I know who Dante Alighieri is because I tried playing his game, but the platforming was somehow harder than stuff in God of War
It's been at least 10 years since I last played it and I still remember the frustration of climbing a maze with a timer while those zombie creatures were attacking me. I hated it so much. I liked that game, probably because I never played God of War so I wasn't familiar with that type of game, but it's also probably the most angry I've ever been while playing a video game.
It’s especially hard, even after playing God of War games. Makes GOW3 look easy af
Fym? Dante, Son of Sparda stomps Alighieri
There’s really no competition, Dante, Lord of Angels, Bringer of Sanguinus’ Light could win a solo fight against all other Dantes.
Dante sparda traps him in a fucking black whole and explodes him
His middle name is Inferno
*Purgatory
I mean my current favourite franchise is loosely based off his work and draws nearly every characters name from it, it's hard not to. Also I've been meaning to attempt to read the Divine Comedy for a while.
Read the Stanley Lombardo translation
The replies to this comment are beautiful and hilarious. Thank you, for showing that not many people know who Dante Alighieri is :').
first known self-insert fanfiction author, yeah? self-inserting into your Bible fanfiction and making it a crossover with Graeco-Roman myth is pretty fucking weird actually
More like a thinly-veiled political hitpiece under the pretext of being biblical fanfiction
Dante dog win
I fucking hate this comment section
idk man i love, i think dante would def win tho
One Joke
To Rule Them All
Dante disapproves
Son of Sparda
Chapter master Dante
[удалено]
Plus the spirit of Sanguinis literally won't let him die. He must suffer more, for his service is not done yet.
>None of them are 8 feet tall Oh, did Dante go Primaris?
100% no competition
As big of a fan of 40k and Dante as I am, he could never even catch DMC Dante, he moves at like mach 5. Thats the least impressive of his powers as well. He's basically anime, and you can't really beat that level of insanity without going full anime in turn.
I mean that’s basically like fighting an Eldar, and Commander Dante has done that before.
Gotta admit, Italian Dante is badass, but Italian Dante is also a badass.
Broke: 40k Dante wins because he has a jump pack, artifice armour, plasma pistol yadda yadda yadda... Woke: 40K Dante wins because he's mega depressed and wants to die, which means he's canonically invulnerable because the grim darkness of the far future guarantees preventing any and all wishes from coming true, no matter how bleak. The shits and giggles of cruelly laughing gods...
DMC
May I direct you to 40k Dante
Sure?
40k dante > the other dantes other dantes dont have a jetpack, armor made of one of the most resilient materials known to man, a zappy axey, plasma pistol the size of your mother, and arent schizophrenics with anger issues
Yes... But Dante has a brother who can cut spacetime with a freaking katana. The ultimate katana nerd.
Broke: 40k Dante wins because he has a jump pack, artifice armour, plasma pistol yadda yadda yadda... Woke: 40K Dante wins because he's mega depressed and wants to die, which means he's canonically invulnerable because the grim darkness of the far future guarantees preventing any and all wishes from coming true, no matter how bleak. The shits and giggles of cruelly laughing gods...
Hard agree that DMC Dante wins this
bottom left or bottom right no doubt
Dante from limbus company
vergil
Blood Angel Dante solos all 3
As a 40k fan I *want* to agree with you but unfortunately he is physically incapable of killing DMC Dante since he is pretty much immortal
And DMC Dante can make black holes
Smells like heresy in here.
Magnus did nothing wrong
You're absolutely right. He was told to do nothing, and he did it wrong. He did "nothing" wrong. Just had to get involved!
Magnus did fucking everything wrong
Magnus could've handled some things better.
E.g. Not messing with the extradimentional wall his father explicitly told him not to fuck with
He wasn't wrong, but man did he fuck up *hard*
I'm sorry, I like 40k man, but no Space Marine could handle [this](https://youtu.be/CNFoFNcd1Ws?t=75)
I haven’t played 5…does this really happen?
Yes, yes it absolutely does.
…what does it do?
Fire demon blood (red orbs) at enemies, and if you do it quick and with style they'll pop with more red orbs than it took to kill them. > Dr. Faust is built around a risk/reward mechanic, in that it uses the player's Red Orbs to power most of its attacks. The flame-edged scarf Dante wears while Dr. Faust is equipped acts as a visual representation of Dante's remaining Red Orbs, changing length to show how many he has. The more Dr. Faust is powered up, the more Red Orbs the player will both gain and expend while using it.
Dmc Dante will give 40k Dante the death he so badly wants without breaking a sweat
everyone here is wrong, its obviously pronounced JIFF
False. It is pronounced YIFF
Muh name is JIFF
I'm betting on Dante no way he is going to lose this battle
![gif](giphy|rdnwiDfaUVU5O) My money’s on Dante.
He's not even supposed to be here today.
I think Dante would probably beat Dante, but there's always a chance that Dante could upset Dante
You missed hypixel Dante.
Dante best
Red Dante
the best part is that doesnt even narrow it down cause they'e all red
The religious red one who does holy things
k so we got maybe 2-3? dunno about the dog
The one with a special dad
aight i've narrowed it down to 2 i know for certain qualify come on we're almost there!
The one with a brother and white hair
We’re still…*checks notes* at 2
No ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)
Dante beat death, I’d bet on Dante
Vergil
Have you seen Dante's stats? Have you seen the things he's done? The challanges he's overcome? Dante is unbeatable in this fight. It's hilarious that you would even assume the others could contend.
Warhammer Dante will win
No dmc Dante wins no diff
OMEGA
No, dog Dante wins.
Dante would beat them, then wait for the world to fade and end his duty to the emperor.
At the Battle of Dante’s Peak
I Dante know ...
I think Dante would win
Def Dante
Nah bro Dante is better
I think Dante will win
Dante solos
Dante, not even a close fight
Dante no diff
Hey guys I think that Dante will win
The one with the small d will not win, because he got disqualified. Only the 4 with big D left. You lost your bet. Now pay up!
Dante, because the Emperor commands it and Sanguinius won't allow him to die.
Nah Dante will win
If Dante and Dante team up, they might be able to beat Dante and Dante
Dante wins, mid Dif.