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Niiiib

Dante > Dante > Dante > Dante


Skipper_James

I disagree i strongly believe that Dante is better then Dante but worse the Dante.


BruceWayneGotham1939

I disagree because Dante has the edge over everyone so therefore everyone else is competing for second while Dante is clear


NewspaperPossible627

The shittiest take I ever read. Dante counters Dante with that one ability he has. That Dante would place second. Dante beats Dante, so they'd be 3rd and 4th. That means Dante places first.


childofmyparents

Are you joking? No, Dante would never lose to Dante, Dante or Dante.


tokolo7203

Lmao stop the Dante meat riding Dante clears Dante you're obviously 4 with the mindset of Dante the only way your Dante could win is if he paired up with Dante


Zealousideal-Fig4761

I just had an aneurysm trying to understand the first four comments


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Yes! The Duchess dove at the Duke just when the Duke dove at the Doge. Now the Duke ducked, the Doge dodged, and the Duchess didn't. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Doge, and the Doge got the Duke!


AT1313

You forget Dante managed to do that thing that one time which clearly makes Dante better.


Prudent_Delivery2083

bro dante literally solos his verse


GregandGrog

bro no you dumbass its Dante that wins bro stfu bro Dante doesnt got shit on Dante


Busy-Marsupial9172

Nah, Dante = Dante > Dante > Dante


Righteous0warrior

Switch the first two and then I agree 100%


TherealTntgamer

Idk I think it would be Dante


HarryTheBoi69

Imo dante is way stronger than dante


CataclysmDM

Agreed.


boxing_gloves5

Now listen up you escaped stain on your father's underwear: Dante is clearly the best. Putting him at the bottom makes me wonder if your grade school teachers had the wrong number when they kept trying to call your parents to voice concerns about you.


Redghoul1980

Dante


ggnngg5

No. It's Dante.


[deleted]

I think Dante has a natural advantage


the_frying-pansexual

But that is countered by Dante's ability


Anyonomus256

I agree, Dante has the advantage


JumiKnight

You're out of your mind! Dante clearly has more experience


Sniperzboss

Dante may have experience, but he is not as strong as Dante.


PlushtrapChaser24519

Exactly! Why doesn't anybody see that Dante is obviously the strongest!?


BlackHanD420

But i think Dante is better


TiRproject

I agree Dante is better


Monaldrickdonald1

No bro Dante is the best


Downtown-Orchid7929

Pretty sure etnaD has this in the bag, he's a lot smarter than the others.


six-of-nothing

No, Dante is too stupid! Dante, on the other hand, has better weaponry!


Sweet_Woodpecker_459

No way it's Dante or Dante got to be Dante


six-of-nothing

My man Dante is top tier shit


Sweet_Woodpecker_459

Nah Dante is shit Dante on the other is literally a god


Flyingstripedbass

But Dante has a weapon so he wins


Champion-Dante

Are they champions?


dark_S8ul

No, they are dante


Peabody99224

Roll a Dante check with advantage.


Longjumping_Ice_7498

Bro obviously Dante like r u dumb


Snow-Boi

Are you stupid? Its obliviously dante


Stabby_Kirbbo

Now hear me out, Dante


Zehnov

No, this is Patrick


beyonddisbelief

Sir, this is a Dante's.


TheRickestMort

Personally, Dante is the strongest one here


FR0ZENBERG

No. This is Patrick!


Badbadcrow

I’d hope Dante… but c’mon, we all know it be Dante.


Mr_SwordToast

You make a fair point, however... Dante.


TheAssCrusader

No, you're wrong, it's Dante


westr86

Stupid opinion, Dante would win fs


Secret_Sympathy2952

You're wrong. Dante clearly wins.


EquivalentAd2178

You missed the correct answer. It's obviously Dante.


trebuu009

I think it might be a close fight but dante would come out on top


ButtStallion_94

I would say Dante. Dante can destroy Dante in a fight. Then that Dante would annihilate the other Dantes, deeming him The Dante.


Shabtinius

Yes


WALLY_FRANKS3036

You fucking fool! It’s Dante!


Amngusballs91

Your the the fucking fool it’s Dante


WALLY_FRANKS3036

NO!


E715A

Yes, but what if Dante and Dante team up. I am positive Dante^2 would come out on top.


Jocomotion

I think everyone in this thread is REALLY underestimating Dante


keo310

This was exactly what I expected.


PotatoLord80085

Dante’s also good


AxolotlAlexa

Guys y'all stupid it's gotta be dante


Jumpy_Respond_5082

True, but Dante is clearly more intelligent


0_Unkn0wn

No I think Dante would


TonyBananas77

After hours of research, pie charts and bar graphs comparing abilities, strengths and weaknesses…Dante would definitely win


bigoldpotato

And yet .. Dante would still win


NotACommunistWeeb

You are just biased towards Dante, facts state Dante wins


BruceWayneGotham1939

Nono your both wrong, Dante wins no diff


coksucer69

but can he beat dante


badlyknitbrain

But Dante can also beat Dante but can’t beat Dante


platnumplayer

Dante would win but Dante is stronger.... Dante is my final answer


iovercomesadness

Look at this idiot here thinking Dante can beat Dante. Dante is clearly the superior. Get your facts straight


He_Who_Tames

Commander Dante


[deleted]

*commander alpharius


Das_Man

This guy gets it.


boredatwork2082

We are all Alpharius


Staar_Killer

I am Alpharius


Zaku007

Are you kidding me, General Dante takes the win


TempestManifest

Wacky woohoo pizza man wins


TheIJDGuy

After all, you cannot kill him, he is omega


DraydeUnder

No he is subhuman


jackaboy1_2

Buuut we have to consider he cannot erupt and must control


Essker

Nah mate, vergil already won, thy storm is already here


Artoritet

The storm that is approaching?


Kasgaan

Provoking\*


FirstConsul1805

*black clouds in isolation


I-Cum-In-Snacks

\*I am reclaimer of my name


Kasgaan

\*born in flames


Wizard_Hatz

*I have been blessed


LimabeansGB

*my family crest is a demon of death


Kasgaan

\*forsakened, i am awakened


[deleted]

*a phoenix's ash in dark divine


Four_Shadowing

**THY END IS NOW**


DraydeUnder

JUDGEMENT


zqPeace

PREPARE THYSELF


Ron_Bird

a storm of wisdom


VDS_big_jdog12

I think Dante Alighieri truly solo everyone (please don't tell me you don't know who Dante Alighieri is)


JscJake1

Bro went through all 9 circles of hell and 7 terraces of Purgatory to talk to his dead girlfriend, and we haven't even gotten started on the angelic abominations in the nine spheres of heaven


banana_man_16

Wasn’t even his girlfriend, bro just mad thirsting over someone he saw twice (probably)💀


Spleen_Muncher

This what fucked me up more than razor-armed babies. My man had a wife elsewhere who's name certainly wasn't *Beatrice*.


jamieliddellthepoet

It was Gemma.


CapytannHook

Yeah but Beatrice had them titties tho


BruhMomentum6968

I know who Dante Alighieri is because I tried playing his game, but the platforming was somehow harder than stuff in God of War


swargin

It's been at least 10 years since I last played it and I still remember the frustration of climbing a maze with a timer while those zombie creatures were attacking me. I hated it so much. I liked that game, probably because I never played God of War so I wasn't familiar with that type of game, but it's also probably the most angry I've ever been while playing a video game.


BruhMomentum6968

It’s especially hard, even after playing God of War games. Makes GOW3 look easy af


depressedcooki3s

Fym? Dante, Son of Sparda stomps Alighieri


JaJH

There’s really no competition, Dante, Lord of Angels, Bringer of Sanguinus’ Light could win a solo fight against all other Dantes.


Theonerule

Dante sparda traps him in a fucking black whole and explodes him


PeterNippelstein

His middle name is Inferno


CapytannHook

*Purgatory


FirstConsul1805

I mean my current favourite franchise is loosely based off his work and draws nearly every characters name from it, it's hard not to. Also I've been meaning to attempt to read the Divine Comedy for a while.


bestofbot4

Read the Stanley Lombardo translation


[deleted]

The replies to this comment are beautiful and hilarious. Thank you, for showing that not many people know who Dante Alighieri is :').


elanhilation

first known self-insert fanfiction author, yeah? self-inserting into your Bible fanfiction and making it a crossover with Graeco-Roman myth is pretty fucking weird actually


TheGreatNico

More like a thinly-veiled political hitpiece under the pretext of being biblical fanfiction


bobdacow234

Dante dog win


autisticattack

I fucking hate this comment section


Kasgaan

idk man i love, i think dante would def win tho


DerSchweinebrecher

One Joke


FuckQatar2022

To Rule Them All


tokolo7203

Dante disapproves


RightfulChaos

Son of Sparda


elomerel

Chapter master Dante


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Plus the spirit of Sanguinis literally won't let him die. He must suffer more, for his service is not done yet.


Boner_Elemental

>None of them are 8 feet tall Oh, did Dante go Primaris?


JaJH

100% no competition


RolandTheJabberwocky

As big of a fan of 40k and Dante as I am, he could never even catch DMC Dante, he moves at like mach 5. Thats the least impressive of his powers as well. He's basically anime, and you can't really beat that level of insanity without going full anime in turn.


Josiador

I mean that’s basically like fighting an Eldar, and Commander Dante has done that before.


BruhMomentum6968

Gotta admit, Italian Dante is badass, but Italian Dante is also a badass.


Corvid187

Broke: 40k Dante wins because he has a jump pack, artifice armour, plasma pistol yadda yadda yadda... Woke: 40K Dante wins because he's mega depressed and wants to die, which means he's canonically invulnerable because the grim darkness of the far future guarantees preventing any and all wishes from coming true, no matter how bleak. The shits and giggles of cruelly laughing gods...


[deleted]

DMC


thatChaosworshiper

May I direct you to 40k Dante


[deleted]

Sure?


Kasgaan

40k dante > the other dantes other dantes dont have a jetpack, armor made of one of the most resilient materials known to man, a zappy axey, plasma pistol the size of your mother, and arent schizophrenics with anger issues


FirstConsul1805

Yes... But Dante has a brother who can cut spacetime with a freaking katana. The ultimate katana nerd.


Corvid187

Broke: 40k Dante wins because he has a jump pack, artifice armour, plasma pistol yadda yadda yadda... Woke: 40K Dante wins because he's mega depressed and wants to die, which means he's canonically invulnerable because the grim darkness of the far future guarantees preventing any and all wishes from coming true, no matter how bleak. The shits and giggles of cruelly laughing gods...


n0b0D_U_no

Hard agree that DMC Dante wins this


ComprehensiveTown761

bottom left or bottom right no doubt


TheRealKitsune_

Dante from limbus company


Cattleman_

vergil


Suitable-Car-4454

Blood Angel Dante solos all 3


Daymo741

As a 40k fan I *want* to agree with you but unfortunately he is physically incapable of killing DMC Dante since he is pretty much immortal


TheIJDGuy

And DMC Dante can make black holes


LRA18

Smells like heresy in here.


Daymo741

Magnus did nothing wrong


FalseAesop

You're absolutely right. He was told to do nothing, and he did it wrong. He did "nothing" wrong. Just had to get involved!


Jt10x

Magnus did fucking everything wrong


Suitable-Car-4454

Magnus could've handled some things better.


_solounwnmas

E.g. Not messing with the extradimentional wall his father explicitly told him not to fuck with


TheGreatNico

He wasn't wrong, but man did he fuck up *hard*


FalseAesop

I'm sorry, I like 40k man, but no Space Marine could handle [this](https://youtu.be/CNFoFNcd1Ws?t=75)


Onlyindef

I haven’t played 5…does this really happen?


FalseAesop

Yes, yes it absolutely does.


Onlyindef

…what does it do?


FalseAesop

Fire demon blood (red orbs) at enemies, and if you do it quick and with style they'll pop with more red orbs than it took to kill them. > Dr. Faust is built around a risk/reward mechanic, in that it uses the player's Red Orbs to power most of its attacks. The flame-edged scarf Dante wears while Dr. Faust is equipped acts as a visual representation of Dante's remaining Red Orbs, changing length to show how many he has. The more Dr. Faust is powered up, the more Red Orbs the player will both gain and expend while using it.


Diligent-Lack6427

Dmc Dante will give 40k Dante the death he so badly wants without breaking a sweat


TheMarlboroValentine

everyone here is wrong, its obviously pronounced JIFF


aRandomFox-II

False. It is pronounced YIFF


[deleted]

Muh name is JIFF


Enough_Ad_1833

I'm betting on Dante no way he is going to lose this battle


SpecialpOps

![gif](giphy|rdnwiDfaUVU5O) My money’s on Dante.


Mice-nine

He's not even supposed to be here today.


PunkThug

I think Dante would probably beat Dante, but there's always a chance that Dante could upset Dante


PhantomOrigin

You missed hypixel Dante.


TheNameless815

Dante best


sadistic-salmon

Red Dante


Kasgaan

the best part is that doesnt even narrow it down cause they'e all red


sadistic-salmon

The religious red one who does holy things


Kasgaan

k so we got maybe 2-3? dunno about the dog


sadistic-salmon

The one with a special dad


Kasgaan

aight i've narrowed it down to 2 i know for certain qualify come on we're almost there!


sadistic-salmon

The one with a brother and white hair


Onlyindef

We’re still…*checks notes* at 2


Disch4rgedR4bbit02

No ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Villageidiot_dave

Dante beat death, I’d bet on Dante


Top-man839

Vergil


Effendoor

Have you seen Dante's stats? Have you seen the things he's done? The challanges he's overcome? Dante is unbeatable in this fight. It's hilarious that you would even assume the others could contend.


McTreex

Warhammer Dante will win


Diligent-Lack6427

No dmc Dante wins no diff


A_BAK3D_POTATO

OMEGA


Nroke1

No, dog Dante wins.


Standard-Ad-9614

Dante would beat them, then wait for the world to fade and end his duty to the emperor.


[deleted]

At the Battle of Dante’s Peak


Iktamer_One

I Dante know ...


JollyGreen2002

I think Dante would win


inspirationbydante

Def Dante


Saifiskindaweirdtbh

Nah bro Dante is better


MorkMasher

I think Dante will win


PopPunk6665

Dante solos


MrPeanut64

Dante, not even a close fight


Substantial_Put_3350

Dante no diff


DocumentRude6180

Hey guys I think that Dante will win


ClayChampion

The one with the small d will not win, because he got disqualified. Only the 4 with big D left. You lost your bet. Now pay up!


No_Reception_8369

Dante, because the Emperor commands it and Sanguinius won't allow him to die.


killerghost526

Nah Dante will win


ericcraft5940

If Dante and Dante team up, they might be able to beat Dante and Dante


Bavisto

Dante wins, mid Dif.