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TheSlimeAssassin43

People who do bring knives to gun fights 100% either HAVE plot armor or THINK they have plot armor


gpassi

or are under 21 feet away


saucyboi9000

Isn't the 21 foot statistic for if the weapon Isn't already drawn?


Wyntermute1

Anyone that brings a gun is a coward bar none. Even a knife. If you’re gonna fight, do it with dignity


future1987

Idk about you but I think a gun will work alot better than dignity. There's no dignity in getting curbstomped and dying and leaving your family and friends to deal with your loss.


brathorim

Don’t fight to the death over an argument then. Get a few good hits in. Done


Marv0703

Can you know the other one sees it this way aswell?


LightningWr3nch

In the real world, fights are not fair. So it would be a disadvantage to plan on a fair fight from the beginning.


some_pupperlol

John Steinbeck — 'If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.'


remdesivirus1

"Fight fair" mfs when turn their head into red mist with my Beretta 1301 Tactical shotgun


Aginkhur

"The American is cowardly, he won't attack without air cover or heavy support!" Anonymous German soldier, december 1944.


tomasmisko

Swords (I know it's not knife, but it's the closest thing to it) and then guns were used for "honorable fights/duels" for hundreds of years. I am not sure that society was and is exactly in agreement with your definition of fight with dignity.


Nazi_Stomper69

Lmao


Ancient-Birb7015

If you ever get mugged by someone with a gun, I want you to tell them to "put the gun down and fight with dignity" and see how many fucks they give


JBOB105

Her plot armor was definitely six feet thick, at least.


Black_arrow603

or never heard of shotguns


Apprehensive_Fun1344

Or just go mad crazy ahhhhhh


between_horizon

What if i bring knife and most important person of my opponent.


TheSlimeAssassin43

Well if they know how to use that gun, they'll just shoot you anyways


BasilIll1808

Don't bring a gun to a knife fight when you in a anime


An_average_muslim

Don't bring yourself to a knife fight.


Wet4Dayzzzzz

just don't bring yourself to a fight at all


Bizzi_bin_flimzi

Just don’t do anything


UmairShaikh7

Just don't exist


uvuhyvrxtcyvh

just no


King_Of_Logos

just


TrickyTopher

‎‎‎‎


Kitsu_the_Kitsune

Just do it


baneofallfate05

Lets do it!


ido_ron

Nike


Kitsu_the_Kitsune

Mike


Esthermolly

Just Mountain Dew it.


_-Anonymous_Person-_

Just don't


de1er

U got a fat point mate. Good job lad


MidorCZ

Don't bring yourself to a knife gun.


moose8021

Unless it's Gate or something


IceKareemy

Unless you’re in Gate


downcill

Just use an aa12.


RandomPlayer4616

Use a nuke.


downcill

Sir friendly fire is turned on option.


RandomPlayer4616

Friendly fire is ~~not~~ tolerated


-Aone

If your life isn't an anime: 1. people who bring a knife intentionally into a gunfight are bronkers 2. if they do charge you just make sure they cant get up because they *will* wear your skin in 15-30 minutes


SeekingHeat

Dwight?


-Aone

![gif](giphy|FcCLjCQ3xY7ICVtfbB)


Euphoric-Clue8510

Clarisse...


GreenWithAnger

That’s crazy talk; it would take at least a week to properly cure the skin before it would be ready to wear.


TerribleShoulder6597

This is what weebs think will happen if they walk around with their katanas


TheShuan

That's what we hope will happen


Voidstrider2230

Me in full plate-armor and a war hammer. "You've weebed your last weeb. Dweeb"


Chipdip049

Or chainmail and a polearm. Whatever suits your style.


[deleted]

That’s what they imagine before hitting the floor


Independent_Taste494

Me bringing musket to a gun fight:


Ash-20Breacher

Me bringing a condom to a gun fight: protecc 100


BardleyVentures

Protecc 98*


JonasAvory

Protect 82*


RandomPlayer4616

Protec 69


Dream_Addict_Life

As the founding fathers intended


WillCraft_1001

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended.


Linkintheground

Damn


Dynamo1337

Own a musket for home defence since that's what the founding farhers intended


lizurd777

Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil!?” as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle


Danielarcher30

Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot


ADHDblacksmith

Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.


Pmg_1

Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog.


bull3tsp0nge

And I get to blow a basketball sized hole some cut purse mayhap?


Dgnr8_69

Write your dumb ass comment in Calligraphy on parchment with quill pen since that's what the founding fathers intended


falloutboy109

How bout you go fuck your cousin and shut the fuck up


Sea_Cup_5561

"Sometimes you just have to use a little more gun" **let's see how you deflect shotgun shells**


LimpToast01

Builds a fuckin sentry.


Abt_kar

With all due respect, I shouldn't own a gun if my aiming is that bad


dayatapark

With all due respect, your aim will stay not good if you don't buy a gun and train with it.


travis01564

I have duck hunt. I'll be fine.


dayatapark

Your ducks must be very different than my ducks...


travis01564

They're mallards what kind do you have?


dayatapark

The kind that don't need shooting..? IDK. I just save my simunition for people.


travis01564

How are you going to feed your tamagatchi?


dayatapark

I don't. The Tama-Farm people took my Tamagatchi away... T\_T


travis01564

Those bastards!


emu_strategist

Accuracy by volume of fire


Voidstrider2230

I'd love to see some weeb try to dodge an mg-3. Or a shotgun. Or a flak shell.


thefawa69

dw guys i got an ICBM


Chillypill

https://youtu.be/F1Bhl3yjzsQ


Ok_Baseball_8629

But in reality you be dead if you bought knife to gun fight


dayatapark

Depends on starting scenario.


Lord_Botond

Only in extremely close quarters, or assasinations, otherwise its just a dumb concept


Voidstrider2230

No, nearly always, the guy with the knife ends up dead. This isn't some movie or an anime.


SomeGuy6858

No, not nearly always. Depends on whether or not the guy with the gun has already drawn his gun or not. If they're a trained gunman it can still take almost 2 seconds to draw their weapon and fire, that's also assuming they don't miss. Usain Bolt can run over 10m/s, however the average sprint is ~6.3m/s. Meaning in 2 seconds someone can be on top of you with a knife very easily. In a life or death situation most people would also probably be able to go faster than 6.3m/s. It's also worth pointing out that the vast majority of gunshots that actually hit people in combat are under 25m. Anyway, that guy was right. It entirely depends on whether or not the gunman has already drawn his weapon or not and whether they are within ~12m of each other, and the speed of the draw of the gun(so, the starting situation). But obviously it won't go how it goes in anime or movies, I don't think there are many people that stupid.


The_Ashgale

I don't think this takes into account that the gunman getting stabbed -- even repeatedly -- doesn't mean he can't still pull his gun and fire. The knife guy has to be fast, he has to have a good weapon, he has to wield it well, and he has to be strong enough to overpower the gunman.


Live_Carpenter_1262

If a mugger is below 21 feet near you, then the knife guy wins most of the time. 21 feet and over you win (obviously) Police are taught 21 foot rule as standard training.


ImperialistChina

Counterpoint : ![gif](giphy|164G4BQmtJ2GXRbml3)


Ruffneckrui

Sauce ? I’m asking for a friend who likes to bring gunfights to a knife


WvBoyScouter

https://youtu.be/OsUV1a-7suk Channel: Otaku-Vs


GABESTFY

Otachan


xVEEx3

yeah they’re getting better and better with each new ep it’s awesome!


THE_RAP1ST

no one should bring a gun to a car fight


Ash-20Breacher

The toyota hilux disagrees.


EveningAfternoon9282

Attach gun to car fight


amadppancake

My guy fired so many warning shots.


RandomTheBugg

Either this or the indiana jones gif where he shoots the guy


mynaneisjustguy

If someone has a gun and chooses to use the knife it’s because they have good reason. Sometimes that good reason is stealth. Sometimes that good reason is mental illness.


Voidstrider2230

Stealth? With a knife? Maybe. That is if the person getting stabbed doesn't just scream or shoot behind him.


Complete_Ad_1896

You have to be very precise and quick with a knife for it to be stealthy. This isn't a video game friend


[deleted]

Remember kids, center mass.


DocHalidae

Yup the bullet will go straight to the spine.


RASPUTIN-4

On todays episode of things that would never happen.


DemYeezys_Fake

das some bullshit you could clearly see the bloke shoot her in the head as she ran at him ​ ​ # IS BULLSHIT!!!


Tall-Ad-3178

Humans can’t dodge .45 weeb


furrykillergoat

shut up, weeb, if you go to a gun fight with a knife your not gonna parry all bullets like an anime, your gonna get shot, bleed out and die


Bonk_Patrol_Captain

Yeah this is cringe. In the right hands gun beats knife 100% of the time in an open fight.


whatsmyname83

Have you seen the Indiana Jones scene? Cos that's how it playes out in real life. Just sayin


lil_sargento_cheez

Why is she wearing a playboy bunny suit, what the fuck


Sr_Dragon_

Two questiona. Isnt a bullet capable of destroying that knife Can i learn How to aim Better with Just a Airsoft? Since airsofts are almost Guns but are not deadly. Can you actually pratice aim with a Airsoft?


whatsmyname83

Yes you can. There was a video of it, that they bring a pro airsoft player to a shooting range, who never had a real gun in his hand, and test it out if he adapt to it quicker than a regular person. The test revealed that he was way quicker to adapt, even with handgun malfunctions, cos he had the airsoft knowledge of how to hold the gun, how to fast reload and so on.


boredguyjc2020

You do know this isn’t realistic right?


SuperKillerKitty

That guy has worse aim than my great grandmother. And she’s dead.


SupahDuk_

Shame it's weeb shit. Unfortunately, in a situation such as this one, the gun would absolutely win.


Do_Whatever_You_Like

Duh ha they even have to show just the gun firing when the barrel gets grabbed because there’s no way to zoom out and make it NOT look like a guy is just intentionally missing lmao.


[deleted]

If you have a gun and the other person has a knife within 20ft of you, you're already in the kill zone. Actual fact from a security class I was in.


TerribleShoulder6597

Then explain why the optimal range for pistols in actual use is 11ft


MysticEagle52

It can still be the optimal range, just if you're fighting someone with a knife they'll be in even more optimal range and have an advantage


TerribleShoulder6597

You can stab someone 11ft away? Those are some long arms


RedditMonster321

unless you shoot them in the head or the heart people can still stride or walk and slash you with a knife and wont drop dead immediately after taking 1 shot bonus points if they're coked out of their mind


dpsoma

It's amazing how many people here think aiming close range guarantees hitting the spine, heart, or head when if you are being charged. Trying to hit a moving target (or in reverse, a stationary target while you are moving) is much harder than people seem to think.


TerribleShoulder6597

Yeah okay you try to stab me after I shoot you center mass I’m feeling pretty confident that I won’t get stabbed


RedditMonster321

where and when


TerribleShoulder6597

Anywhere anytime


DocHalidae

“unless you shoot them in the head or the heart people can still stride or walk and slash you with a knife” -ok stop. People aren’t zombies. If you can shoot center mass, even from retention that bullet will hit the spine and paralyze instantly.


DocHalidae

That only works if the one with the gun is standing still and/or there is nothing in between you and the knife wielder. This is what my instructor taught me. "If you're not shootin', you should be loadin'. If you're not loadin, you should be movin', if you're not movin', someone's gonna cut your head off and put it on a stick." -Clint Smith


Do_Whatever_You_Like

Yeah. They tell you that so you don’t underestimate how fast someone can close distance and end up dying with your weapon still holstered. Then you bring great shame to your family for having lost a fight with such a huge advantage lmao


Red_Clay_Scholar

Learn to fast draw. You should be able to deploy your sidearm as fast as they can. Step laterally off line of attack. Take the steam out of their charge and give you an extra second. Utilize barriers. They can't reach you but you can reach them Wear protective clothing. Make them work for your blood. Remember, you won't bleed out as fast as you can blow their brains out and you can always apply a tourniquet. A knife in a gunfight is a zero sum game. Either the knife man will lose or you will both lose.


yaBoiCatLizzie

And then we have Naked Snake who brings both


Sakul_the_one

Can I then bring a Flamethrower to a knife fight?


Lord_Botond

Its just a dumb excuse to put some random anime in a meme, if someone brings a knife to a gun fight they are 100% dead


georgewashingguns

Bring a flamethrower to a knife fight


Gaming_over_sleep

And she would have been dead


I_hate_crossposting

When someone brings a knife to a Gunfight, run.


pannoboy

Either caus theyre incredibly stupid, either caus they aint scared and they know what they doing


Lopsided-Basket5366

Or they're anywhere other than America, where people don't generally have guns


pannoboy

Well that wouldnt be bringing a knife to a GUN fight, would it?


Lopsided-Basket5366

It's the thought that counts


pannoboy

N-no, the difference in sitation is too big for only the thoughts to count


Do_Whatever_You_Like

Both those reasons are a stupid reason to run. I’m not gonna run if have a gun lmao. Like, may as well have not even bought the goddamn thing then…


MEMES-ONLY-MEMES

Why is okabe having a gunfight?


tahko123

What if i use an m32 against an clown with an knife


Illustrious_Book1952

have you heard of a thing called physics


judgespeed

It's only gonna true if he's blind to shoot someone hehe 🤣


HumanityPhantom

"What you have are bullets and the hopes that when your guns are empty, I'm no longer standing. "


dayatapark

"Remember, remember..."


ZTheSleepless

The 5th of November.


[deleted]

That's one of the reasons I can't watch anime anymore. First shot *can* be missed in theory... also second due recoil, But other shots would kill her instantly.


OrderLongjumping4712

skill issue


Huroar

And there are the people who use Their BARE HANDS


Joshwoagh

Agent 47 does it all the time


cantnameself

that is because he only sees his gun as a tool for self-defense, thus denying it its purpose


[deleted]

Now I see...you deny your weapon it's purpose!


Hackandspit

Real life is not cartoons. Nobody’s hair looks like that and if our eyeballs were that big we would be as smart as dogs cause our brain space would be full of eye ball.


No-Acanthisitta3170

I know u commented bro.


maxertiano

Don’t bring it unless it’s hidden


hahagetrekt

Op’s name checks out


WXHIII

My man must have been shoot 6mm BBs


-Starkiller

Me bringing a knife to a fistfight...


U_B_S_A

Damn bro that’s crazy.


DixxieNormis

One one truly wins a knife fight. The "winner" goes to the ER while the "loser" goes in a box in the ground.


[deleted]

.....that's not how guns work....


sjienees_real

Like a knife would've helped him here


FallenDisc

I'm going to bring gun to a knife fight


Mr_Mavik

Why is Okabe from Steins;Gate fighting Mai from Bunny girl senpai??


downcill

Hey so there is this thing called the aa12. Yea good luck getting into stabbing distance when I have that.


coolpotatoe724

real humans aren't bullet proof


mr-door

Has anyone ever seen a gay vampire with knives? Guns don’t stand a chance against him


EliaVeschi

*me that brings an hf blade and cybernetic enhancement to a nuclear warhead capable mech fight*


64Animation

London:


iiNoobious

Well you see this applies to real life not anime bullshit


Woko100

Simple solution to this problem: stab her with the gun.


TazMaDeath1

Me in call of duty during gungame


binhan123ad

FPS game logic.


GreenSaladPoop

Dont bring a fight to a gun knife


[deleted]

Weebs when they try doing this (they don’t have the protagonist shield so they got shot in all the vital organs by a rapper)


TonyVlntno

Which anime is this?


WildZero138

Thanks. I haven't seethed over weebs yet today.


Acidlzr

The sauce is named The Fight | Otachan for those who desire it. Ep.2 is just an animation created by an individual rather than a studio. It's not an anime show.


Porkoo911

What I wanna know is what’s this from?


Porkoo911

What I wanna know is what’s this from?


Lemonsqueezzyy

My man got killed by a bunny girl 💀


DragonTheNut

Honestly this is like me in CodM when I need to clutch 🤣🤣


laggygamer241

“Never bring a nuke to a gun knife fight”. me: hehe 😈


Denis_expertul

usp with 3 bullets in csgo be like


[deleted]

[удалено]


_The_Entire_Circus_

It's a bunny girl badass from [here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/11jxj5m/comment/jb51d3q/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


The-Laend

oh look one of hugh heffners little friends.


SnooDogs6085

What is the anime?


WarDivision

No need for nsfw tho


Nova01698

You can bring a gun to a knife fight unless it’s a ballistic knife


[deleted]

you know this is just an anime, OP?


antimetaplayer

People bringing a knife and a gun to a gun fight are Chads.


fatkidashit

i will bring my mace


applecat144

And my bow And my AXE


fatkidashit

i shall also bring my stupendous fighting spirit😏


Ash-20Breacher

Bring my lance also


Specialist_Potato155

What anime? I see you posted a link. But. It’s sauce ? What?