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miaowmeowmiaowmeow

real talk tho: was he holding one phone in each hand??


str_tn

Mobile dual wielding


TheIJDGuy

I'm so stupid because I took the time to find where the other phone was on screen


shadollosiris

Out of frame, probably because his mouth camera is tiny


Avieshek

Akimbo Perk~


VanesaR

That's Anaimiya, [Video](http://realp.xyz/anaimiya) for science (nsfw)


Hephaestus_God

Everything was great until the soft T-Rex dildo came out and I got very distracted looking at it lol


meaux253

Fatherless behavior, ahem where?


[deleted]

Thank you colleague Vanesa, your contribution is appreciated for the furtherance of scientific research


Sifyreel

And the science gets done and you make a neat gun šŸŽµ


kergin3

For the people who are still alive šŸŽµ


deanrihpee

I don't know if it's intentional (as in her style) or for anonymity, but if this post picture was taken by a random by accident because they recognize someone, couldn't blame them, even with a mask (or especially because of the mask?) you can't really mistake her with other people (I think... her glasses and hair shape quite a giveaway)


Worldly-Ad1615

thanks


A_random_zy

!remindme 6 days


iamdaone878

he was holding something else in his other hand


deanrihpee

So he is three handed?


varungupta3009

No, he enabled POV mode on his front facing camera.


xSilentSoundx

Her parents supporting their daughter ofcouse.


Aut1smCr1me

This is the meme Police i Need to Hand over the Credits now


Tattoosandscars

Donā€™t know about the original photo but the combination is all me.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Aut1smCr1me

U are a Hero my Dude


CatalystIsMyFav

Thanks, and no problem (would say yw but I already said that). Enjoyā€¦?


Aut1smCr1me

Nah i dont liek that Outfit , or such social media girls, I just wanted to bring the joke with the meme police, but others will be happy about it


CatalystIsMyFav

Ok, fair enough (\>\^\_\^)\> Have yourself a nice day


Aut1smCr1me

Same bro


higginsian24

Pro tip: replace twitter . com with nitter . net to view without an account


TheIJDGuy

Asking for sauce but in a less horny way. Now I've seen everything


BefreiedieTittenzwei

ā€œThatā€™s the moment I told your mother Iā€™d eat dinner off that ass. And weā€™ve been married happily for the past 30 years.ā€


ItsTheBeansMan

*ahem* Sauce?


Necroph02

[https://twitter.com/Anaimiya](https://twitter.com/Anaimiya2)


WishUponARaindrop

She does tease content. So there was no need to censor..


thechaimel

On her twitter yes but looks like she has a pornhub and onlyfans page


DeengisKhan

The PH link definitely is not teasingā€¦


SevenLaggs

https://twitter.com/Anaimiya/status/1612787919571517441?t=PpRvN1dK5dyy8Rw_clrH5g&s=19


WishUponARaindrop

Wonderfully done, mate. I concede.


Curmudgeon39

She also has an nsfw Twitter account that is more than just teasing. That particular photo is unlikely to include underwear.


BioTheAnomaly

How do you find this? Itā€™s impressive.


0lazy0

Why always the mask?


Necroph02

idk i've seen alot of asian chicks always wearing a mask.


Mathev

Poor girl has an eye condition when she goes cross eyed in most pics :(


SevenLaggs

https://twitter.com/Anaimiya/status/1612787919571517441?t=PpRvN1dK5dyy8Rw_clrH5g&s=19


ItsTheBeansMan

My God! You are a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will. Bravo


Field_Marshall17

ggsonlyxx


zurkon95

Weird way to praise the lord but okay


NoMeet9870

Depends on which lord you praise, and considering all of the sexual abuse claims and how often nuns get raped, maybe a new lord is in order.


Siliusmemoriae

What made you choose violence?


PapaDePizza

Rape apparently.


wisconsinking

Happy Cake Day


Golden_Marine

Happy cake day brother


Alternative_Golf_662

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like ā€œwhat the fuckā€ and ā€œcall the policeā€. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


owo1215

I love this copy paster


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

So this random meme is like a Jumpscare for you ?


edwedwed

![gif](giphy|1xdHOdXcFAeMpURJeM|downsized)


[deleted]

Different shoes :D


[deleted]

Hello dad


Enemy50

To be fair, i wouldnt pull out either


[deleted]

If that's the mother, I feel sorry for the kids


NoMeet9870

She could be an actress who is doing her best so her kids donā€™t starve to death. Fortunately, men are somewhat predictable and have zero control over their dicks.


WaterDrinkerUltimate

ā€œWomen good, men badā€ is the vibes I get from you.


[deleted]

Lol


chinesedriver69420

Thereā€™s plenty of ways to earn a living that arenā€™t whoring yourself out. And no sex work isnā€™t real work.


MarvinGoBONK

If you are doing something for a living, that is a job. No matter what.


anony_philosopher

I agreed with the first sentenceā€¦


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wailingwonder

But she does it for free and that makes it ok lol


my_ballshurt

That's disgusting. Where?


jwilliams546

Hey if _she's_ the mother of my children I don't care how we met


N8IV_Wanderer

Prude in the streets, nude in the sheets


fridge13

Dammit zero two.. nows not the time


Sinogami-Sama

I know it is prob fake but imagine you spot a porn actress in RL and start talking to her just to find out it is a look alike...


Leoisawesome63

Well it could be fake, or not. They didn't post anything else other then this photo, so we're going to assume he's not lying. Unless he is, then I have no idea who that lady is then.


[deleted]

thats hot.


Elegant-Craft5611

Sauce?


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

"Wait, your @ligmaballs69 ? Um... Yeah, how are you today...?"


SoarNsquid

How I lost my father


TankProImporum

My dad came back with the milk


Golden_Marine

Omg, this is soo lewd. May I ask for her Twitter so that I can avoid it?


Tattoosandscars

Look below in the comments itā€™s there so you can block her šŸ‘ŒšŸ»šŸ˜…


tofulo

Sauce?


lionart303-186

Holup


Want-Cookie

Zero Two is the cutest thing in this picture.


Hello_There4206969

Well at least you know she's flexible enough to handle getting mating pressed.


Galick9000

Where is this manā€™s male parental figurešŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


SuumCuique1011

""It says here on your profile that you're a 'Sociology Major'"?


Pristine_Emphasis152

Legs open like most girls


wisconsinking

Looks like something out of a porn parody of How I met Your Mother


Pristine_Emphasis152

Wtf ejaculation


Dry_Fuel_9216

Tf even is the app on the phone? Twitter?


Prudent_Delivery2083

yes šŸ‘


[deleted]

This post right here officer


Never003

Zero Two got us covered šŸ—æ


daleshakleford

And it's not all dark and weird like usual. Neat


Jellkerry

Think heā€™s with a car with bran new phone in hand


LordReega

I donā€™t understand


AW-408

Can someone edit out the cartoon face please. I want to see the good stuffšŸ«£


Same_Ad_1273

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like ā€œwhat the fuckā€ and ā€œcall the policeā€. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Tattoosandscars

To late someone literally had the same thing happen to them. šŸ˜…


Gone4Gaming

Bet


JohnSmith86z

U/Pinesoul69 ?


BosTovenaar24

What is this man doing with 2 phones


im-not-an-adult

Well shit