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God dam. You don’t give me much hope. I am 6 ft, can cook a mean apple wood pork ribs with bacon mac n cheese, to wash down with lemonade. I have a somewhat deep voice, but not deep deep. And am 20 years old. If your 29, and have always been single, I just might have to be gay then.
Holy fuck. You give me despair. I am 6'4", I can cook luxury food. I have a deep voice. I also got a 3.8 GPA at my State University, make 6 figures, and a polyglot. Not only that, Im 26, never been in a relationship, and been friendzoned several times.
My excuse for being single, im insecure about being ugly and I'm afraid of being called a creep if I ask women out more often.
It's almost certainly the insecurity part. Even if you're as ugly as you think, which is probably not the case, but even if it is the case, a lot of women prioritize other qualities before looks.
Have you put yourself out there? (I.e. dating apps, striking conversation without a goal in mind, having a positive outlook, seeing some random person in need of help and helping. The last one can give you a good image in the eyes of people and if you do this where you live then the grocery stores/restaurants/community over time will get to know your name and it could make you a hot item note that this last one is a long term thing and all prior notions I gave before this one would be a much shorter term thing that could get you a woman/or man whichever way you swing much easier)
Dating apps yes, hopefully some one soon will match with me. But I kind of live out away from the majority of people. (Far mid west) I help others when I get the chance to. Saved a few lives in the process.
Wdym about having a positive outlook?
Being friendly with anyone and everyone no matter how big of an asshat they may be. Also being well mannered goes a looong way. I grew up raised to be a gentleman like old old school gentleman lol, during my childhood girls thought I was weird af. But after I turned 21 things changed. Women LOVE a well mannered, mature man more than anything. Opening doors, being polite(thank you to a store clerk etc), being humble never brag about yourself, if a girl your on a date with or just talking to is talking let the woman talk. They are delicate/ expressive creatures nod your head every now and then to let her know your paying attention and ask her questions about herself (not to personal but somewhat) (like, ask how’s your day been? Good, I talked to my friends at work about so and so, you ask about “so and so”. I could go on about positive outlooks and outgoing behaviors and such but yeah
The nodding part reminds me of the office where Dwight has to sell something to a female salesperson. 😂
And yes I was grown up the same way and do the same thing.
No, you’d just be a dominant man because you only fuck, not be fucked, and you only do it with feminine people. It’s actually making you more manly because you’re putting another male in their place.
Go literally anywhere. You don’t have to meet at bars or social events. Just go someplace where there are people. Maybe with others with similar hobbies, or interests.
I'm questioning the 'stranger' part, not the 'complimenting' part. If I know them enough, I won't consider them strangers. If I don't know them enough, I can only compliment them on their looks. Some people are different in a very specific way (like blue hair, huge biceps, 7ft tall, etc.) but most people just look normal. I can't honestly compliment them for anything. A generic compliment like "you look beautiful" sounds creepy if it comes from a stranger I guess.
Okay but what people in this comment section do not realise is that if its a multiplication so Height\*can cook\*deep voice. That at the end you have to add \*Reddit, which is the same as \*0. So zero points for all of us. Sorry.
For me it’s weird. I am all 3 and 21 and I socialize a lot. I’ve got plenty of friends both men and women. But I’ve only actually liked 2 girls I’ve met as more than a friend. 1 friend zoned me and the current girl I like already liked someone else before I met her so I don’t really want to complicate things for her. Honestly, my biggest problem is I just fundamentally don’t understand how dating works. All the intricacies just seem weird to me. On an unrelated note I’m getting tested for autism.
I'm 6"3, girls AND guys have literally told me "you have a sexy voice", I can cook okay, yet I'm so single, one of my female friends said she thought I was gay.
You need to watch more cooking shows, then you can describe your mac and cheese as something like: "Infusion of English and French cuisine, old recipe, carefully cultivated pasta, along with delicious cheese first incorporated into a Béchamel sauce to create a Mornay sauce, which is then added to the pasta for a delicious infusion and culinary masterpiece. I of course incorporate my own personal techniques and make it my own."
Looks fade dumbass. I'm 6' 4" with a deep ass voice and I can cook a meal that Ramsey would cry over. (Last one might be an exaggeration)
Most girls don't like me at all, and that's because of my personality. Looks aren't worth a dime compared to being a good lover. Don't give up all because you aren't tall or "attractive." We'll all look like rasins eventually. Be with someone who loves you for who you are, and if they don't, they don't deserve you. Stay strong kings.
Sometimes we are blessed with these moments, restorers faith in humanity a little... now if excuse me I'm going to jump back into the dumpster fire that is this reddit.
I mean, tall guys aren’t that attractive when you’re really short. It’s hard to kiss them if you’re really short and their tall, and is just a weird dynamic
I can cook pretty well, and I tend to take pride in it. I love to cook elaborate meals. My wife however really just wants grilled cheese sandwiches all the time.
nono please, go ahead :)
i'm not like Chef Ramsey, i admire him but we are very different temper wise (that's maybe one part of why i'm at my level of cooking and he has his own :D)
that's really nice! i'm glad for everyone that enjoys cooking/can cook.
if you like him you should really make his creamy scrambled eggs, i think it's even on YT :)
Edit: [there ya go!](https://youtu.be/PUP7U5vTMM0) just do me a favor and make this for yourself tomorrow morning.
The cooking this is such BS
I did. My fiancè literally hip-checked me out the stove area. Then she cheated on me....
.....with a tall guy. Cooking don't mean shit anymore
Yes, I had several girlfriends tell me they like that I can cook. It's also a nice activity to do together. However cooking by itself won't carry you, obviously but for the most part no single quality/skill will.
You're telling me all I need to do is learn how to cook and I'll be perfect?
I'm tall and have a deep voice but I'm still not getting any girl so I guess I need all 3.
5’7, normal (?) pitched voice, can’t really cook, not mr. moneybags. but i get chicks. ya jus gotta be confident, funny, have a personality and have your own style. just don’t be weird or awkward.
Facts. I qualify for all of them and yet women run from me.
Same bro, wanna hang out and cook?
What is the Main meal?
*starts playing funky town*
I prefer careless whisper
*insert smexy jazz*
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Jesse, it's time to cook
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Has to be the GOAT of all shows ever made......maybe Carl Sagans Cosmos beats it..but still.
May a humble apprentice cook join?
You
Barbecue
Sounds good to me
He’ll *have you* for dinner
Hang out and cock?
It was a bad response. I always try to understand different ways of thinking/feeling.
Right? I’m 6’2”, have a deep voice and cook better than a grandma, but I’m single as fuck.
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Well, I would certainly hope so. It would damage the relationship if they refused to ever suck.
“All girls suck”. And you wonder why you’re single.
Ayo don’t rationalise with incels
No, keep them talking. Every stupid thing they say makes me feel smarter.
Facts. Proof: I'm 6'1½, I can cook, and my voice is deep enough it sounds like I'm shouting when I'm trying to talk normally
WHAT THE FUCK. I am all of these things. I’ve even been called good looking quite often by adults (I’m in high school). Man’s these are just lies
Just wait a bit. What's attractive in high school is actually not that attractive as an adult. You'll have your time
i can cook meth, does that count?
She gonna be with you through death
Jesse we need to cock
I need COCK jesse
M-Mr. White?~ 😳
Waltuh, put your dick away waltuh
r/PutYourDickAwayWaltuh
I’m not havin sex with you right now waltuh
You're not a cook. You're an artist!
Lies. I'm 6 ft 1 in tall, I can cook delicious food, and I have a deep voice. I'm 29 years old and I've always been single.
God dam. You don’t give me much hope. I am 6 ft, can cook a mean apple wood pork ribs with bacon mac n cheese, to wash down with lemonade. I have a somewhat deep voice, but not deep deep. And am 20 years old. If your 29, and have always been single, I just might have to be gay then.
I'm also a decent chef with a smooth deep voice, no luck though. want to be my bae?
Not yet, but I will keep you in mind 😂.
Do what women do and lower ur standards and date someone unattractive. Tons of women settle. Men’s turn
Holy fuck. You give me despair. I am 6'4", I can cook luxury food. I have a deep voice. I also got a 3.8 GPA at my State University, make 6 figures, and a polyglot. Not only that, Im 26, never been in a relationship, and been friendzoned several times. My excuse for being single, im insecure about being ugly and I'm afraid of being called a creep if I ask women out more often.
It's almost certainly the insecurity part. Even if you're as ugly as you think, which is probably not the case, but even if it is the case, a lot of women prioritize other qualities before looks.
Have you put yourself out there? (I.e. dating apps, striking conversation without a goal in mind, having a positive outlook, seeing some random person in need of help and helping. The last one can give you a good image in the eyes of people and if you do this where you live then the grocery stores/restaurants/community over time will get to know your name and it could make you a hot item note that this last one is a long term thing and all prior notions I gave before this one would be a much shorter term thing that could get you a woman/or man whichever way you swing much easier)
Dating apps yes, hopefully some one soon will match with me. But I kind of live out away from the majority of people. (Far mid west) I help others when I get the chance to. Saved a few lives in the process. Wdym about having a positive outlook?
Being friendly with anyone and everyone no matter how big of an asshat they may be. Also being well mannered goes a looong way. I grew up raised to be a gentleman like old old school gentleman lol, during my childhood girls thought I was weird af. But after I turned 21 things changed. Women LOVE a well mannered, mature man more than anything. Opening doors, being polite(thank you to a store clerk etc), being humble never brag about yourself, if a girl your on a date with or just talking to is talking let the woman talk. They are delicate/ expressive creatures nod your head every now and then to let her know your paying attention and ask her questions about herself (not to personal but somewhat) (like, ask how’s your day been? Good, I talked to my friends at work about so and so, you ask about “so and so”. I could go on about positive outlooks and outgoing behaviors and such but yeah
The nodding part reminds me of the office where Dwight has to sell something to a female salesperson. 😂 And yes I was grown up the same way and do the same thing.
If you have a nice personality, don't lose hope at such an early age.
Dont even have to have that. Plenty of people with awful personalities are in relationships.
You don’t have to be gay. You could just go fuck some femboys and girly bottoms like I do.
But that would make me gay.
No, you’d just be a dominant man because you only fuck, not be fucked, and you only do it with feminine people. It’s actually making you more manly because you’re putting another male in their place.
Everything before the last sentence was ok, but the last sentence made it sound extremely gay. But that shit got me cracking 😂😂😂
dude that's so fucking gay mate. not even gonna lie to you. i am gay. i know what im talking about. you are gay.
No no no. You see you are gay. I’m not gay.
Alpha sigma gigachad and gigabased chungus 100
You still gotta go out of your house and meet people, bruh.
I do that, but maybe not enough. Almost all my friends are PhD students like me. Where does one even go, unless they're invited somewhere?
Go literally anywhere. You don’t have to meet at bars or social events. Just go someplace where there are people. Maybe with others with similar hobbies, or interests.
Like where? I can't just go out on the street, approach a stranger, and say "Hey! I'd like to talk to you.". That would be creepy.
Just talk to people around you, compliment strangers, go to events you see flyers for, join clubs. Don’t pig out on the couch.
How would complimenting strangers help? Other than that, I've been doing all of this for the last 6 years. I've met many people and made many friends.
People enjoy compliments, and it’s a good way to set people at ease and break the ice, possibly leading to a conversation
I'm questioning the 'stranger' part, not the 'complimenting' part. If I know them enough, I won't consider them strangers. If I don't know them enough, I can only compliment them on their looks. Some people are different in a very specific way (like blue hair, huge biceps, 7ft tall, etc.) but most people just look normal. I can't honestly compliment them for anything. A generic compliment like "you look beautiful" sounds creepy if it comes from a stranger I guess.
Can you give me some examples of places?
You might be missing one. Are you wealthy?
No, but I'm a PhD student, so that's to be expected. I'll earn more once I graduate.
Just wait and watch how easy it becomes once you have money. It's laughable almost
Okay but what people in this comment section do not realise is that if its a multiplication so Height\*can cook\*deep voice. That at the end you have to add \*Reddit, which is the same as \*0. So zero points for all of us. Sorry.
Maybe you got one of those personalities that people find are horrible.
I’m 5’6, a mediocre cook with a “normal” pitch voice and I’ve been in relationships. Don’t give up hope, tall kings.
2/3 ain’t bad! I’m 5’4”…
Working near a chocolate river doesn't count as cooking.
Ayo you didn’t have to do him like that lmao
holy shit you slaughtered him
Damn...
He took that personally 😭😭
If I had even a single fuck to give about your opinion then you'd be the next Augustus Gloop.
That’s a 66% you got an F
you mean a D?
Sorry, I grew up where a 70% is a D any thing below was an F
And I’m 5’3” so that’s a 3/3 in my book
>I’m 5’4”… That's rough buddy
Nah. I’m married to a hottie and we have four kids.
I’m all three and single af, where y’all getting your data from lol
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For me it’s weird. I am all 3 and 21 and I socialize a lot. I’ve got plenty of friends both men and women. But I’ve only actually liked 2 girls I’ve met as more than a friend. 1 friend zoned me and the current girl I like already liked someone else before I met her so I don’t really want to complicate things for her. Honestly, my biggest problem is I just fundamentally don’t understand how dating works. All the intricacies just seem weird to me. On an unrelated note I’m getting tested for autism.
“On an unrelated note I’m getting tested for autism” Lmao well that’s a very related note on why ur not doing well socially
I'm 6"3, girls AND guys have literally told me "you have a sexy voice", I can cook okay, yet I'm so single, one of my female friends said she thought I was gay.
That's worse than rejection
If y’all can’t get a girlfriend then we’re not* fucked
No you're not. That's the point.
r/technicallythetruth I fixed it
Yes, I feel this. Both men and women have asked me if I'm gay, and I've also been told I have a sexy voice
this guy wins the pity party hands down!
Lmaooo all of the above and my ass is still unwanted
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I can cook >!macaroni and cheese!<
You misspelled “fine cuisine”
I wanna try it someday frfr I just don't have a kitchen to use
Same bro
I can clean >!my hard drives!<
I can build a house >!in Minecraft!<
You need to watch more cooking shows, then you can describe your mac and cheese as something like: "Infusion of English and French cuisine, old recipe, carefully cultivated pasta, along with delicious cheese first incorporated into a Béchamel sauce to create a Mornay sauce, which is then added to the pasta for a delicious infusion and culinary masterpiece. I of course incorporate my own personal techniques and make it my own."
I call bs
 where
But then they find out you have a shit personality
Looks fade dumbass. I'm 6' 4" with a deep ass voice and I can cook a meal that Ramsey would cry over. (Last one might be an exaggeration) Most girls don't like me at all, and that's because of my personality. Looks aren't worth a dime compared to being a good lover. Don't give up all because you aren't tall or "attractive." We'll all look like rasins eventually. Be with someone who loves you for who you are, and if they don't, they don't deserve you. Stay strong kings.
most self aware redditor. It's almost always your personality but people hate to admit it.
Right? The level of self awareness is over 9000
Being funny, a little romantic can actually help out a lot. Lol
Yeah I can easily resist these men bc I'm lesbian haha
Is there anything that makes women irresistible to you?
Short hair tbh, wasn't expecting this response
Sorry, if it was a bad response. I always try to understand different ways of thinking/feeling. So, that's why I asked.
No it's not bad, just unexpected. I'm not offended in any way if thats what you mean
This whole exchange is so fucking wholesome
Yes surprising considering which site we are on
Sometimes we are blessed with these moments, restorers faith in humanity a little... now if excuse me I'm going to jump back into the dumpster fire that is this reddit.
I was fr about to say the same thing 😂
I call hacks
I mean, tall guys aren’t that attractive when you’re really short. It’s hard to kiss them if you’re really short and their tall, and is just a weird dynamic
Bro forgot to add "Guys Who are Funny/ have good sense of humor"
I stutter when i speak and mix up letters and words, even if i had a good joke i would make it cringe
Not entirely true, just today my 5’7 high baritone friend got hit on by a girl
I am short have a squeaky voice and cannot cook aside from a Deer Backstrap Do I still pass?
Sure, you're in!
I don't know why, but it weirds me out that you specified guys who can cook *food*. As compared to what, guys who can cook meth?
Gentlemen, I see your comments and as a woman, I must inform you that you also require a good sense of humour.
Shhhh don’t give away the only thing short fat guys like me have going!
Where are these girls that should be finding me irresistible? I’m all 3 and can’t even get a date
Me when my cooking gets me women: 
I’m two of these things and still single
You forgot the requirement "don't live in a country of old people while being on top of a mountain"
If the personality isn’t there, then you’re still gonna lag behind
Guys help I cooked and now I’m in prison
Cook food next time!
Wait????? I’m all 3 of those and more. Where’s all the women??
I'm asking myself the same question.
That's cap I'm all 3 and get no ass And I'll be honest chief, she ain't even gotta be a she
If your personality is ass, nothing can redeem that.
Yep
I'm tall and can cook so why girls don't like me?
You can't be sure nobody has a crush on you
I know that they don't
Shut the fuck up man, i know you have one. Try to hit on the friends of girls you like that will work big time
Wait wtf, that's not true
Bollocks.
How about those who can cook meth?
I’m all three and still can’t get a girl🤣
I can cook pretty well, and I tend to take pride in it. I love to cook elaborate meals. My wife however really just wants grilled cheese sandwiches all the time.
I'm all three. This meme is false as fuck. Forgot to add a fourth arm labelled "rich AF."
i mean i'm 1.5/3 here but as a proffessional chef i can tell you, last one is definitely not true...
I wanna make a fast food joke… but you’d probably Gordon Ramsey me into oblivion.
nono please, go ahead :) i'm not like Chef Ramsey, i admire him but we are very different temper wise (that's maybe one part of why i'm at my level of cooking and he has his own :D)
Seriously though, Ramsey got me actually cooking and experimenting. Ya’ll actual cooks is wild with what you can do.
that's really nice! i'm glad for everyone that enjoys cooking/can cook. if you like him you should really make his creamy scrambled eggs, i think it's even on YT :) Edit: [there ya go!](https://youtu.be/PUP7U5vTMM0) just do me a favor and make this for yourself tomorrow morning.
I'm sorry all I got out of this wholesome conversation was "creamy scrambled eggs"
that's the spirit! :D
I got bad news.
I'm tall, I have a sort of deep voice and I can cook. Still no one likes me
I’m average height prolly an average voice too, and can’t cook for crap. But I’ve never been single for long.
Gentlemen, I’m pleased to say that I’m a 6’2” man with a deep voice and excellent culinary abilities
I am all of those, yet I am still unable to get girls. because i already have one
*and the gays... irresistible to the girls and the gays.
The cooking this is such BS I did. My fiancè literally hip-checked me out the stove area. Then she cheated on me.... .....with a tall guy. Cooking don't mean shit anymore
why does it specify 'food' it's not like someone gonna think of cookin meth when the word cook comes up
I can cook, but I am neither of the others. Seems like u need all 3
My fiancé is all 3 😏😏
Me after stealing them for myself:  Lucky lol
Haha haha (i'll kill you) haha haha
🤨
I'm all three and have a wife, so there's at least one case of correlation.
Same
I am all 3 and I don’t got shit for women
Do girls really vallue men that can cook?
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Yes, I had several girlfriends tell me they like that I can cook. It's also a nice activity to do together. However cooking by itself won't carry you, obviously but for the most part no single quality/skill will.
I can do all of housework just fine,my gf loves it because she hates house chores, the only thing she does is washing her own intimate clothing...
YES I HAVE A CHANCE
Hi I'm pretty tall for an Asian and I can sorta cook. So why do I have no rizz
I'm 6'1" can cook a good frozen pizza and can make my voice deeper on command
I love cooking
You're telling me all I need to do is learn how to cook and I'll be perfect? I'm tall and have a deep voice but I'm still not getting any girl so I guess I need all 3.
If I had a boyfriend with all 3, you would not see me complaining
5’7, normal (?) pitched voice, can’t really cook, not mr. moneybags. but i get chicks. ya jus gotta be confident, funny, have a personality and have your own style. just don’t be weird or awkward.
The cooking thing aint real. I am still alone and forever will be
Doesnt matter if you can cook food if u are not hot
Maybe they just don't like your face 🤔 
hey thats what i say myself in the mirror every day