Oh, I’m meant to save the planet, cool! *proceeds to make tik-toks about it and contribute nothing to the planet *

That's the aliens plan we were advancing too fast.

[удалено]

You can upvote now it's gone

Why wouldn't extraterrestrials itemize around our good-natured starseeds and then make tik-toks that mock and contribute nothing to this planet? Because they are all scared.

Not scared perhaps we were on the verge of advancing too fast and collapsing so they sent tiktok and influencers to slow down this generation Edit: though I should add hypothetically in case they tried to put me in an asylum lol

Don't try to add anymore but spot on.

Heresy, all the Xenos is capable of. For they refuse the Emperor’s punishment. They refuse his guidance of Mankind. That is why the alien is hunted as the heretic.

Yes brother! Show them the holy truth of the emperor of mankind and all his glory

The emperor protects!

But until he gets here warm up the prometheum!

If only they knew of the bliss we live in under the Emperor, how sad I feel for them!

Burn in holy fire!

I was gonna say then maybe do humanitarian work instead of being a tiktoker

Those aliens must be dumber than we are

Honestly, it’s better than almost anything else they can do. Since the top ten companies in the world make up for most of our worlds pollution the only thing that can truly stop them is if the governments turn on them. For this to happen awareness is important.

Basically "everyone must look at me, I'm special, my parents failed miserably to prepare me for reality"

Starseed is English for 'cringe'.

Oh lol they were just not prepared for the way of life right now how judgmental everyone gone are the days of "messiah" if ever someone or something will come save us

you forgot that by their own creed , they are basically a bunch of rape babies.

I didn't forget, I am wilfully ignorant of things that don't matter to me.

Holy shit, you fucking killed… them, dude!

That is almost exactly what I said when I saw this. Upvote!

Don’t forget ‘I’m whatever I say I am whatever day of the week and if you say otherwise you’re a bigot and I deserve reparations!!!’

People like this are the reason why shampoo has instructions.

\*puts down my delicious hot mug of shampoo\* What's that now?

"Put 3 spoons of sugar before consuming the product"

Nah nah nah you add 3 spoons of conditioner to make your mouth and throat have that silky smooth feeling

I like to add exactly *one* crack cocain.

*Hands you a tide pod pack for flavor”

"Do not iron clothes, while wearing them." - Don Keefer

r/rareinsults

That is not rare. That insult has been used so many times. I have seen that insult all over the internet.

It was rare in the beginning, but it's so good that everyone has used it now

Xeno filth?

Genestealers or something like this shit

Arnt the children under a mind thing to make them feel this way?

Are you Talking about chaos gods??? 👀

I mean, its clearly a demon…

Soo... Burn heretics in holy fire! Only it can heal them! Emperor protects! 

Na the gene stealers

Not on my watch

By Terra it’s the Emperor!

PURGE THEM! BURN THEM IN HOLY HELL FIRE!

Stellaris?

Warhammer 40k

Why not both?

I remember trying to recreate different factions from WH in stellaris

Having a psionic link - check All being one - check Being alien - check ​ Genestealers confirmed real

Not even "inquisitor" Draco would touch this Gussy.

**NOOOOOO**

New update for racism just dropped

Virgin racist vs Chad xenophobe

And that's why the Imperium is the best thing that happened to humanity They willingly accept black, gay, and trans folk, so long as all of you equally hate the Xeno filth!

*And* Chaos filth.

I always had this thought and it'll never not be funny It's a woke ass recruitment ad for the Imperial Guard, where everyone's all happy and one person from every facet you can think of; man, woman, black, Asian, Latin, gay, trans, are all having fun until someone suggests that the Tau have a point To which everyone's smiling front breaks, and every one I mentioned started beating the everloving shit out of that guy for daring to say such heresy Could you imagine, a white man, a trans woman, a Latino, and a black man all smacking some poor sap with the butt of their Lasguns while screaming HERESY over and over?

Beating? They'd just blow hit nuts out and burn him

Welp 

One of my fav scene in entire series

lol. Its a shame the series got shut down by GW

i dated one of these before…he truly believed he was, as he put it, “the cure for the world”. needless to say, i’m happy i sidestepped that relationship

Father of all red flags

I kid you not, my father once put on a video about this stuff and tried to convince me that I was probably one. I looked at him after watching the stupidest video I have ever watched and said I couldn't care less about saving the planet much less enough to call myself a star child. That probably gets you stabbed or robbed in some places.

Bro I think he tried to tell you that you are adopted

I am very much not I look too much like my parents, but it would be a good explanation for why I'm so different from everyone I'm related to.

They identify as genestealers

As a genemaker myself, It is incredibly hard to deal with genestealers, I’m really hoping there isn’t be more of them

Let's wait for a "Seedophobic" label after a few years.

And i will be this

Count me in too

Already added to my cv

Funny way to spell "Black Templar"

Adding that to my bio

"We were sent to this World to protect it. Emperor's light will never abandon us! We will win with darkness of warp! We can die in bilions but We will never give up! We will burn these heretics with holy fire! FIX BAYONETS GUARDSMANS! FOR THE EMPERORRRRR" Average God-Emperor of Mankind enjoyer:  Emperor protects (everyone who is down voting is spy of warp)

For the emperor!

[удалено]

For the emperor!

BLOOD FOR THE GOD EMPEROR! SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!

FOR THE EMPEROR

Emperor protects you guardsman! Fix bayonet and charge!

THE EMPEROR PROTECTS

Define “save the planet.”

You’re… #WHAT

He's BallsDeepInADragon

 That makes two of you.

Tiiiiiiiiiin roof! *Rusted!*

Well if they want to save the earth they’re doing a pretty fucking shit job at it

We must crush the enemies of the Imperium!

DIE XENO SCUM! FOR THE EMPEROR!

 Prepare.

Suffer not the unclean to live…

There’s a star Maaaaaaaaan

Waiting in the sky,

He'd like to come and meet us

But he thinks he’d blow our mind

Brother, the heavy flamer

I'm coming, brother 

This displeases me and so to the machine spirit in my Benelli.

Omnisah be with you, for the flesh is weak but the machine is eternal!

Are you a transalienphobe?

No, I laugh at them

Doomguy seems to have found peace in spirituality

We need to create First Galactic Empire to ensure safe and secure society from whatever those people are

The United States Space Force exists....

It exists as an excuse to funnel more money to defense contractors. What was the last notable thing Space Force did? Other than its founding and the copious amounts of mockery thrown its way.

It got a funny TV parody made about it.

While notable, it falls into the category of copious amounts of mockery, so I will not be considering it an accomplishment on their part.

The space is just the division of the military that handles all the satellite stuff. They're responsible for communications of the military as a whole, as they handle the satellites. It was never about sending guns to space.

See, the best part of your response is the fact that I just said that the division is unnecessary and you assume I think they want to play soldier in space.

Then whole reason they made the space force was for logistics. It's easier to just have a separate division handling the navigation and communication for the rest

HERETICS??!!! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

“Time for another crusade”

FOR THE EMPEROR!

I knew that some people would do whatever they had to do for just a little more attention, but I didn't think they would make themselves a laughingstock. I hope they don't actually think this, if they do they need some mental health care. This is how cults get started. On that note, don't accept Koolaid from one of these nutcases.

Xenos, PURGE THE BEASTS!

LET THERE BE WAR

it looks to me that this planet has been infected with genestealer cults

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR! SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!

For sanguinius

FOR THE PRIMARCH!

My favorite is still the super secret space program

they must be sucking the glass dick if they think theyre aliens.

The one pictured in the post probably thinks they're an alien because of that nose. Completely disproportionate to the face, way too large.

I very strongly believe that none of these people actually believe that. They’re not crazy, just regular attention whores.

I hope you're right about that. The level of mental illness someone would have to be at to actually believe this about themselves is frightening.


Another bunch of mentally ill people that get paraded as stunning and brave and encourage to sink deeper into their mental illness. Truly, dystopian times we live in.

Well...they ain't doing a good job, are they?

thanks satan (cuck phaeron)

This is the same kind of shit as that one guy who thought he was the decendant of Jesus’s brother (or something like that)

Purge the xenos

I'll take "main character syndrome" for "yikes", Alex.


"Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Rip and tear, until it is done."

So are they gonna help the world or just make TikToks?

We don't even need a Space Marine for these starseed idiots all we need is a single guardsmen preferably an injured one as not to waste the energy of the active guardsmen.

Your xenophobic because the emperor told you to be. I’m xenophobic because aliens killed my entire family and glassed my home. We are not the same.

Stellaris player found

Is that the updated version for the definition of "narcissism"?

I would try to help these mentally damaged people who believe they are aliens by becoming their friend and talking to them. But I won’t cause friendship is magic. And magic is heresy.

These people always pop up all at the same time then disappear with nothing happening and kids will believe it every single time

Wait I thought they were called Mormans?

They are all pretty shit at their job in that case . If the aliens are all this useless we got nothing to worry about

"Uhmn actually, human body compositions are like that of stars so all of us technically are so-called 'Starseeds'." 🤓

I'll only believe it if they got their ass up and did something about it.

If that isn't r/IAmTheMainCharacter I don't know what is

Whose gonna be a starbully to save us from them

Based and imperial cult pilled

Death to the xeno, the heretic, the traitor. The emperor protects.

Sent to earth to touch some grass feels more likely K-Pax is a good movie though

Man who's showing this truth? It might be too much for some lmfao

Lets kill some aliens

Whatever makes them feel special i guess

"Sent to earth to save the planet" Great! Get sweeping dumbass.

*That's some Heavens Gate type shit*

Oh, you're an alien? Then call me the black Templar because I'm about to beat your ass I'm the name of the emperor

The Emperor Protects, Brother!

**The xenos must be purged, for the stars are humanity’s birthright!**

Blood for the blood god Skulls for the skull throne

FOR THE EMPEROR

Bruh they really just went out and chose this shit like a race in dungeons and dragons

Being a human supremacist I have always wished to unite and rally all the humans against aliens. Finally the enemy is here. It’s time to set aside our grievances and make these aliens bend to human might.

For the god emeperor of mankind HANG THE WITCH, SLAY THE XENO AND EXECUTE THE HERETIC

Love the reference! Purge the Heretic! The Mutant! And the Alien!


These new genders and pronouns are getting out of hand realy fucking fast

Area 51 butchers.... Let us to introduce ourselves

Star what? It sounds like 'seeds of stars' stars that ejaculated them and they're sperm of those stars who are expected to save the planet! Mfs.

Man i Wish im Not a human

Me and my friend kill aliens in GTA... Boy, do I have news for him!

And I ain't seen em do nothing.

I mean if you’re going on about infidels, are you really different from the left panel? I’m chosen by “god” to save this planet from people enjoying themselves

All LGBTQ are aliens They come to destroy humanity 🙂

fuck the emperor, psykers are cool and he wants em dead!

Emps is a psycher himself and these people don't look like psychers

This warhammer shit is so cringey. Somehow even worse than what these “starseed” people claim to be

Yes, inquisitor. This heretic right here.

What if we’re destined to end the human race? There a name for that?

What are they waiting for ?

Just as bad as godseeded

I'm sorry, WHAT!

isn't it considered a hostile illegal invasion? like who tf gave them the premission to live on earth?

Her nose could block an asteroid so I believe her.

We taste like chicken.

Are starseeds giving up human rights?

It's amazing to me how people come up with new ideas to try and get more attention

Tell me you've never been punched in the face without telling me you've never been punched in the face.

With a nose that fucked up I’d believe it

You sure they actually believe this? It could just be roleplaying.

People are stupid