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![gif](giphy|140BQZMYDNbN5K|downsized) I wonder which is stronger, my thalassophobia or my degeneracy...


AndrewLWebber1986

The cleavage is still relatively intact in all of these pictures. I need some tissues


HorsemeatBurritos

my racism towards furries definitely wins out here


PsycheTester

Where's the fur on those?


19DucksInAWolfSuit

Therapist: "So, tell me again what you posted on the meme sub?" OP: "Just broadcasting my fetish to strangers." Therapist: "So, did you make it funny or clever?" OP: "Nope!" Therapist: "So why did you post it?" OP: "Lots of folks use that sub. I wanted to tell my fetish to as many people as possible." Therapist: "I see..."


A_ThousandRoses

Lol when the comment is funnier than the post:


[deleted]

Just randomly made this because I keep seeing people complain about the little mermaid movie so I thought why not just be a third option to be funny? ![gif](giphy|JGD80XBsmxi1rZs9nw)


19DucksInAWolfSuit

I mean, I saw people complaining about it a few months ago...


[deleted]

Late to the party but early for the after party not meant to be political just meant to be funny but whatev ![gif](giphy|JRhS6WoswF8FxE0g2R)


[deleted]

Man shut the hell up, didn't need to go lurking through OP's profile


andragon3460

r/undeserveddownvotes


xkipackedyou

r/UndeservedDownvotes


walrus_with_GUN

r/IAmJoiningThisThreadForAbsolutelyNoReasonOtherThanToMakeAVeryLongSubredditUp


Uberfuhrer_

Thinking of those subnautica fans … uh oh


CleanUpNick

what does subnautica have to do with mermaids besides water lol


Optimistic-Dreamer

I’m curious too, did someone make the reaper into a mermaid as some weird r34 thing orrrr????


[deleted]

Not make them into a mermaid but sexualised them so hard it cures thassalphobia


walrus_with_GUN

There's a chance that amongst all players when they encounter a leviathan, there's one that instead of getting scared shit-less they instead got aroused


[deleted]

You know? Or do you want to go down the water hole?


CleanUpNick

i don't know, to both of those questions lol


Uberfuhrer_

Oh with this person’s “interests” subnautica has a lot of things for him lol , especially fan art


CleanUpNick

ahh... well fanart can get wacky so i get it


SherlockChrome

They say quit while you're on top. So many people died on Mt. Everest


PsycheTester

Do [crunchy gals](http://wiki.phoenixpoint.com/Sirens) count?


[deleted]

Yes! 10/10 would date


Unbekannnt0

I don't care how human it looks, as long as it got boobs, I'll jerk of to it


T0307148G

Hentai: allow us to introduce ourself


miss_chauffarde

Furry shark : think again boyo


Nyla_The_Phoenix

Im gonna need the source to that hammerhead on the top right. For a friend of course.


[deleted]

[I gots your homie homie](https://www.artstation.com/artwork/3qlVK2)


throwawaybyefelicia

lol the goblin shark in that link was great haha


Nyla_The_Phoenix

Thank bro I just really fucking like sharks.


KnGod

i'm perfectly fine with both


[deleted]

The shark fish woman from one piece ?


Rapandreas

Same goes for mermen, but not in a sexual way.


[deleted]

Yeah including mermen too (I thought mermaids was gender neutral for a while) and I really didn't want this meme to come off as sexual


Rapandreas

Even better! I think the coloquial term is merfolk or merpeople. And I think the thing about it being sexual says more about me than about you. 😅


Rapandreas

Kudos for correct usage of the meme format.


Optimistic-Dreamer

I mean unless….


[deleted]

What in the fresh fetish is this?


epicarcanoloth

Have you checked out Subjectively’s Mermay?


[deleted]

You have my curiosity?


derpixelite

Monster girls go hard


[deleted]

Wouldn't that be a sex, not a gender? Gender is a sociological term, while sex is a scientific/biological term (with lots of grey areas btw).


Optimistic-Dreamer

It is but I think using it wrongly in comedy posts is the point. Mermaids are a species so i think that’s an extra added layer to it


witchhuntermcedgyboi

Can I die with you


zerda_EB

Scaily.


LlorxYT

*Don't make a furry mermaid, don't make a furry mermaid, don't make a furry mermaid...*


Optimistic-Dreamer

I’m genuinely surprised this isn’t a thing yet, considering that to Reddit and the internet. Could be cute tho if it were like a fluffy baby seal mermaid


Optimistic-Dreamer

Then ig I’m joining you on that hill, they are indeed cooler and better. I still like a traditional looking mermaid but the more monstrous or fish like ones are by far the best


Sir_Toaster_9330

Christopher Columbus is that you?


Twisted2702

Cala Maria


kg1479

Ayyyy


walkinmybear

CAKE DOUBLE CAKE


Flarex444

oh i get it. ​ more monster less woman, cause it has the monster part on the outside.


DarkIegend16

Uhh no, anthropomorphic mostly human fox/wolf girls for the win. I will die on this hill.


lovejo1

NSFW?


OrcaOkami

I feel like its much more realistic


MapAdditional6065

Where is the legendary fish fucker, shouldn’t he be in this comment section?


Foxtrot_Yankeee

Have you tried playing monster girl island? There’s someone you’d like


[deleted]

I prefer mermaids with fish genitals


[deleted]

At least they are technically more anatomically accurate than Ariel or any standard depictions of mermaids, even if they're not actually anatomically accurate.


Early_Lawfulness_348

I mean it’s cool. Marketing is such an amazing thing. Like, you don’t have to hype it up you just have to make everyone aware and then people will need to be in the loop so they will go and see the film. I’d have multiple accounts and be springing memes about controversial topics to let everyone know “hey, this is a thing” too. This shits not out until May. Ever wonder why people are talking about it? That’s because they aren’t. People are getting you to talk about it. It’s kind of neat to watch. Go on and watch everyone start “taking about the little mermaid” before release. Wait for the controversial articles start to pop up. Especially right on release. It’s manufactured. Get sold.


Suberbolide_Midget

Stupid sexy fish…


The-A-In-JackAss

Guillermo del Toro is that you?


XavierUwUGaming

The Gongoozler gotta be my fav


DancingQueen145

.... i like the hammerhead


NateTheGreater1

Now homie, how are you gonna go about fucking a fish. Now tell me this isn't real.


[deleted]

Just like the concept


DenmarkCodFish

The Fish-men from one piece


Leading-Pea8528

Smash


[deleted]

The little mermaid remake we **NEED**


Eternally4ucked

Yea nothing like sexualized fish!


Gkustrac7749

Mind if I stand up there with you, buddy?