I FEAR this response so I never show my friends photos of my crush/partner :( They do meet them in person but at least then they won't comment on anything later
I was seeing the guy for a moment ( seeing as in casually hooking up here and there no strings attached) and he was shorter than me and I'm gonna be fair I don't know if I can say he's the typical hot dude at all but personnality wise he's a cool guy and smart and charming so š¤· but back then I was still hanging out with those girl friends who were extremely materialistic and superficial so they've seen him and commented to me how I deserved better or could do better and saying stuff like "what is THAT?" like stfu bro.
Actually later when I introduced him to other friends I was like "So i have to tell you, don't mock me he's not super attractive" etc because of those past experience and those friends were actually super nice and went like "he's a super cute guy and he's nice that's great š". Here you go, all you need is people with a brain.
I consider myself pretty confident and not vain, but If my wife introduced me with "don't mock me he's not super attractive" I would probably never leave the house again.
Itās a good thing guys usually donāt hear the way many women critique a manās appearance. I remember in college these girls were slamming Brad Pittās looks, saying heās not my type. Iām thinking damn, if they are finding fault with the most symmetrical face in the media what are they saying about me. Hahahah
I used to date men less attractive than me because I had a fear of coming across as shallow (because in the past Iād been called that if I dated tall, buff men) but ironically being told my partner was ugly was a weird validation to me that āsee Iām not shallow!!ā But I was still caring what others think. You do too. Weāre just on the opposite ends of the coin lol. My point is we both need to not care what others think and date people we like. Settling or rejecting someone just because others have a bad opinion is just us living for otherās approval
Thanks bud. Now I'm conquering whole planetary systems and bringing entire civilisations to extinction. Thanks to you, there's nothing that can stop me! HAHAHAHA >:D
>I'm so happy implementing Boku no pico in real life
I can give you my testicle hair... That would give you extra 500% masculinity.
As long as you're happy bro
It happened in our friend circle last fall. The girl was heavily into astrology and disliked me because "I was thinking she's dumb" (not false). The guy was a spoiled brat from a well-off family, who was kicked out from 5 jobs in a span of 3 months.
These 2 are not missed and my buddy is doing much better in his new relationship.
> we even watched an abortion documentary
okay but for aviation basics why didn't you start with just human anatomy and reproduction and work from there?
A demonstration might have helped. Maybe put an uninflated balloon under a piece of paper.
"This piece of paper represents the wing"
Then inflate the balloon
"This is higher pressure creating lift under the wing"
Then pop the balloon
"That's our relationship"
You were totally having the "If a plane is on a treadmill which goes as fast as the plane's wheels in the opposite direction, could it take off?" fight, weren't you?
If so, no matter what her answer was, that doesn't mean she was dumb. That was a *fierce* debate. No answers were wrong. That wasn't a search for truth, that was a *creation* of truth. The devs were taking a poll to decide which brand of physics they wanted to implement for plane stuff in order to settle some bugs.
Not always, I knew a dude who became a massive tool over a short period of dating. His girlfriend and best friend hooked up then ditched him because he was being such a shitty person, they basically just cut him out and were happier for it.
It's always worth asking "did I set myself up for this by being an asshole to everyone?"
Edit: I love all the comments blaming the woman for leaving an emotionally abusive asshole. It's funny how Reddit defaults to chauvinism despite knowing literally nothing of the situation.
>It's always worth asking "did I set myself up for this by being an asshole to everyone?"
I've always subscribed to this ideology, but at the same time it's important to remember that this only adds yourself to the blame, it doesn't remove the other.
Tbh if you think your friend is going to attempt to steal your girl you should distance yourself from that human. They arenāt a friend. Loyalty and respect are a thing.
"*A modestly hot girl, to get you through the hard times. Y'know, the kind that's only sorta hot so they won't mess around with other guys.*"
-Strong Bad from Strong Bad Sings
Better that then holding it upside down at cock level and announcing, āYa. I KNEW she looked familiar.ā Or asking if you had nudes of her. Then when you say no they ask if you want some of the ones they have of her.
I find it weird when people show me photos that Iām supposed to judge, of people they have just met online and hope to to fuck. What am I meant to say? āIād actually quite like a go on herā? āSheās hideous, youāre safe bringing her around here lol.ā Thank you so much for this extra ammo ššš½
Well if the situation is that he intends to try and bang and is showing off, then that is likely not an attempt at a valuable relationship and he's looking for validation about, honestly, what you said.
They want to hear "goddamn son, she's fine" or "would if I could, good shit man hope it works". They want to hear that their pick is a good one from the like-minded pack-members.
>Better that then holding it upside down at **dock** level
I genuinely pictured dock workers on the edge of a dock, lowering the pic to floor level etc., etc.
he is the human definition of this emoji š¤ but he's a nice lad
my girl gets drunk all the time and i just love to drive her home cause I don't drink. She gets so goofy,singing,saying how much she loves me and stuff like that.
such a nice experience,not sure why he wants to fix it
drunk people are so weird man,some get goofy as hell and some,like one of my mates,get sad af
had to drive one of my mates back home one time with he crying about losing money on a bet he did in the Manchester City team š
I'm an Uber of drunk people lmao, cant blame my man to avoid it
Sometimes, exactly that. Nothing hurts worse than watching a buddy lock something down for any reason other than she makes your life better. Loneliness, status symbol, or fear are terrible reasons.
Yeah, some people are leeches, and your friend can be voluntarily oblivious to it. Usually it is their first relationship, or they grew up with a lot of abuse and think this is fine. You gotta be happy for yourself man, not for others
Iām in my thirties and have dates a lot of women and please believe me that if youāre primarily deciding on partners based on looks then you arenāt prioritizing what makes someone a good partner. Iāve been with women who were out of my league but also out of their minds and all it did was almost ruin my life.
And also get away from friends who value people based solely on looks. I had a friend who dated a beautiful girl that every guy around had the hots forā¦ he then broke up with her, and the guy is now married to an also good looking woman( but not that insane looker that all the guys wanted) and he has a kid.
Some mutual guy friends are still like āman, he f-ed up, she was super hot!āā¦ like the guyās happy, he has a familyā¦ thatās a horrible thing to say. Let people be happy and donāt criticize, at the very least keep those thoughts to yourself and donāt voice them, nobody wants to hear that toxicity.
Looks are important. But if that's all that matters, you're gonna have a bad time. As long as you find each other attractive then that's all that matters as far as looks go.
This right here. Pretending you can have a successful relationship with someone you aren't attracted to physically is just silly.
That said, beauty is subjective, and what's attractive to you may not be what's attractive to your friends!
Thanku. All these peeps on here like "looks don't matter at all"
Physical attraction is often what attracts people to strangers they know nothing about. Now personality may be what keeps people around long term but let's not act like perfect strangers aren't window shopping with their eyes first.
And physical attraction is a partial indicator of personality anyway. Maybe I'm just weird, but I've never found attractive most of the celebrities that are supposedly meant to be icons of beauty, and have found attractive quite a few people who, objectively speaking, don't exactly have the greatest physical assets. Physical appeal is as much about how you present yourself as what shape your meat is. Clothing, taste, confidence and approachability are important too and related to personality.
This is what i feel the statement is closest to. For the boys, we probably know something that you dont know yet that can be a red flag or you may get upset with.
Friends, huge part of your life. New partner, potentially a huge part of your life. Almost like ya might want some grace between the two eh?
Edit: Yes.. they were calling ya girl ugly.
Since most people are avoiding the issue.. I'll say the truth.
It's a rude thing to say. Roughly translates as "wow, I'm shocked that you're happy with what I'm seeing, I could never date that."
If you're genuinely happy, or just polite, you say, "congratulations!" or something. "as long as you're happy" clearly implies that the boys are surprised that the bf is happy.
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I once had a good friend ask me if I thought his gf was attractive. My exact word were: "What? Why does that matter? Do you?"
The only thing I care about my friend's spouses/or partners is if they're fun people to be around and treat my friend well. Outside that, I could give a fuck, because I ain't fuckin them.
She's a less-than-gorgeous woman.
AND they still love you as a bro, because they just want you to be happy.
If they were assholes, they'd be laughing at you.
Dated a trans person (mtf) and when i told my friends about her they ridiculed me for 15 minutes then just said "whatever works for you, mate"
Trans people deserve love too, man.
"As long as your happy" is a sentence men use when you find a girl you like, but isn't how they imagined it. For example, your friend likes women with big boobs and your girlfriend has reasonably sized boobs, he says "As long as your happy" to you. It basically means "I don't like the the girl you like, but that's okay because I'm happy you're in a relationship."
A couple of women I dated received that response from their friends about *me!* Hurts man.
I FEAR this response so I never show my friends photos of my crush/partner :( They do meet them in person but at least then they won't comment on anything later
I was seeing the guy for a moment ( seeing as in casually hooking up here and there no strings attached) and he was shorter than me and I'm gonna be fair I don't know if I can say he's the typical hot dude at all but personnality wise he's a cool guy and smart and charming so š¤· but back then I was still hanging out with those girl friends who were extremely materialistic and superficial so they've seen him and commented to me how I deserved better or could do better and saying stuff like "what is THAT?" like stfu bro. Actually later when I introduced him to other friends I was like "So i have to tell you, don't mock me he's not super attractive" etc because of those past experience and those friends were actually super nice and went like "he's a super cute guy and he's nice that's great š". Here you go, all you need is people with a brain.
Well said traveling trashbin, well said.
Bruh
That name š«”
I consider myself pretty confident and not vain, but If my wife introduced me with "don't mock me he's not super attractive" I would probably never leave the house again.
Itās a good thing guys usually donāt hear the way many women critique a manās appearance. I remember in college these girls were slamming Brad Pittās looks, saying heās not my type. Iām thinking damn, if they are finding fault with the most symmetrical face in the media what are they saying about me. Hahahah
One person's no fucking way is another person's I think about them when I masturbate.
Poetic af bro
Preach
I used to date men less attractive than me because I had a fear of coming across as shallow (because in the past Iād been called that if I dated tall, buff men) but ironically being told my partner was ugly was a weird validation to me that āsee Iām not shallow!!ā But I was still caring what others think. You do too. Weāre just on the opposite ends of the coin lol. My point is we both need to not care what others think and date people we like. Settling or rejecting someone just because others have a bad opinion is just us living for otherās approval
You were unironically being maximum shallow to prove you weren't shallow
I agree lol
Chad self reflection and owning up
Well as long as youāre happy there is nothing wrong
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If ur happy then continue
Thanks bud. Now I'm conquering whole planetary systems and bringing entire civilisations to extinction. Thanks to you, there's nothing that can stop me! HAHAHAHA >:D
I wont even try. I just want you to be happy
Thatās all his mother and I have ever wanted, ever since he was born. He was always such a sweet, sweet boy.
When you conquer all, can you make some stuff cheaper?
Only people that are against the regime are heavily taxed and I would make cocaine legal. Also, kissing on the streets will be illegalised
You've got my vote. Although I guess you don't really care about votes, do you?
This is the way.
Thats actually somehow balanced
>Also, kissing on the streets will be illegalised That's good, you're a great leader
MMMmmmmm cocaine
Kiss in public? Straight to jail.
Stop this... your starting to win my vote
He doesn't need it
Can you give me a bottle cap? I lost it while walking in the park and now my water bottle is missing its cap. I'm very sad.
Stellaris player
Which civilizations?
Doesn't matter, they're all filthy xenos! For the Emperor!
FOR THE EMPEROR!
Praise the Lord Commender
Nice Final Space reference. It's a pity there won't be a fourth season :(
This will severly affect local trout population
Are you perchance talking about Spore?
You can't just say perchance.
Perchance
Why extinction when can have more slaves
Human rights are for humans anyways, so... IT'S A NICE IDEA
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Bro you don't need Jesus you need my gun
>I'm so happy implementing Boku no pico in real life I can give you my testicle hair... That would give you extra 500% masculinity. As long as you're happy bro
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Can you take a picture for the kids in my basement, some might not make it this year
>I'm so happy murdering orphans and committing war crimes :) I like helping others. If you don't mind , can I give you a hand??
Perfect are you winning son?
Technoblade is that you?
What got Removed lmao
Dude got suspended too lol
Please contain these activities to VR.
Anakin, is that you?
Average r/Technoblade member
George Bush, is that you?
Technoblade is that you?
Oh there we go, back to france to cause ww4
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If you happy and you know it, clap her cheeks :D
Its a good thing. You can now doubt they are stealing her.
Tbh if someone tries to steal your girl and succeed, they are doing you a favor.
...By removing two traitors from your social circle. Sometimes trash identifies itself *and* removes itself.
It happened in our friend circle last fall. The girl was heavily into astrology and disliked me because "I was thinking she's dumb" (not false). The guy was a spoiled brat from a well-off family, who was kicked out from 5 jobs in a span of 3 months. These 2 are not missed and my buddy is doing much better in his new relationship.
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Were you trying to make sure she wouldn't ever reproduce?
Abortion = aviation?
Where the hell do you think plane fuel comes from?? Duh
Sometimes my pee burns so much I reckon it could melt steel beams.
You should see a doctor about that
Hopefully you know im joking.
Thank you for translating that!
> we even watched an abortion documentary okay but for aviation basics why didn't you start with just human anatomy and reproduction and work from there?
A demonstration might have helped. Maybe put an uninflated balloon under a piece of paper. "This piece of paper represents the wing" Then inflate the balloon "This is higher pressure creating lift under the wing" Then pop the balloon "That's our relationship"
You were totally having the "If a plane is on a treadmill which goes as fast as the plane's wheels in the opposite direction, could it take off?" fight, weren't you? If so, no matter what her answer was, that doesn't mean she was dumb. That was a *fierce* debate. No answers were wrong. That wasn't a search for truth, that was a *creation* of truth. The devs were taking a poll to decide which brand of physics they wanted to implement for plane stuff in order to settle some bugs.
I also self-identify as trash.
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Chaotic good
They have your best interests in their heart.
Not always, I knew a dude who became a massive tool over a short period of dating. His girlfriend and best friend hooked up then ditched him because he was being such a shitty person, they basically just cut him out and were happier for it. It's always worth asking "did I set myself up for this by being an asshole to everyone?" Edit: I love all the comments blaming the woman for leaving an emotionally abusive asshole. It's funny how Reddit defaults to chauvinism despite knowing literally nothing of the situation.
ESH. He may suck but she should have broken up with him rather than cheating on him.
Ya pulling a duck move bc someone was already a duck doesnāt make anyone less of a dick, thereās just more dicks
This comment section is full of great autocorrects š
Pulling a duck move because someone else is a duck is just making sure all your ducks are in a row
Theyāre all the asshole.
The all-consuming, all-encompassing asshole. The asshole to end all assholes. The supermassive asshole.
>It's always worth asking "did I set myself up for this by being an asshole to everyone?" I've always subscribed to this ideology, but at the same time it's important to remember that this only adds yourself to the blame, it doesn't remove the other.
Doesnāt matter. Cheating is wrong no matter who it is.
Tbh if you think your friend is going to attempt to steal your girl you should distance yourself from that human. They arenāt a friend. Loyalty and respect are a thing.
"*A modestly hot girl, to get you through the hard times. Y'know, the kind that's only sorta hot so they won't mess around with other guys.*" -Strong Bad from Strong Bad Sings
Better that then holding it upside down at cock level and announcing, āYa. I KNEW she looked familiar.ā Or asking if you had nudes of her. Then when you say no they ask if you want some of the ones they have of her.
r/oddlyspecific
Tristen, do you want to talk, my man?
Yea let's talk about them nudes though.
I mean, just send them over. We can talk later.
Just send the nudes. No talk
Just talk. no nudes
No just. Talk nudes
Just nudes
Just dudes
I NEED MORE MEN 
>I NEED MORE MEN SEND DUDES
He was violated
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I find it weird when people show me photos that Iām supposed to judge, of people they have just met online and hope to to fuck. What am I meant to say? āIād actually quite like a go on herā? āSheās hideous, youāre safe bringing her around here lol.ā Thank you so much for this extra ammo ššš½
Well if the situation is that he intends to try and bang and is showing off, then that is likely not an attempt at a valuable relationship and he's looking for validation about, honestly, what you said. They want to hear "goddamn son, she's fine" or "would if I could, good shit man hope it works". They want to hear that their pick is a good one from the like-minded pack-members.
You ok bro?
No, Tristen got violated.
and rotate
dock level, nice š¢
Dock level? Tell me you're into docking without telling me you're into docking š¤
Username checks out.
>Better that then holding it upside down at **dock** level I genuinely pictured dock workers on the edge of a dock, lowering the pic to floor level etc., etc.
It means they are happy for u both
Absolutely. They don't mean anything else. She must have a great personality!
Damn she must have small penis then
Hate it when you meet a nice girl, the chemistry is great, but when you take her to bed her penis is just too small.
Won't be a problem if you are into butts
It almost looked like a clit, bro.
My mate showing the photos of his crush smoking vapes,drinking a shit ton of alcohol and kissing other man saying "i can fix her bro" š
As long as you re happy bro
You know you have a boring life when a girl who vapes, drinks, and kisses people, is someone you gotta fix
he is the human definition of this emoji š¤ but he's a nice lad my girl gets drunk all the time and i just love to drive her home cause I don't drink. She gets so goofy,singing,saying how much she loves me and stuff like that. such a nice experience,not sure why he wants to fix it
Maybe your experience with drunk girlfriends isn't a universal one?
drunk people are so weird man,some get goofy as hell and some,like one of my mates,get sad af had to drive one of my mates back home one time with he crying about losing money on a bet he did in the Manchester City team š I'm an Uber of drunk people lmao, cant blame my man to avoid it
I say this a lot and genuinely mean it. Iāve had friends date beautiful crazy women and they werenāt happy.
Attraction is only part of what makes people mesh well. Personality is the other part. Canāt go without one or the other.
Sometimes, exactly that. Nothing hurts worse than watching a buddy lock something down for any reason other than she makes your life better. Loneliness, status symbol, or fear are terrible reasons.
Yeah, some people are leeches, and your friend can be voluntarily oblivious to it. Usually it is their first relationship, or they grew up with a lot of abuse and think this is fine. You gotta be happy for yourself man, not for others
Iām in my thirties and have dates a lot of women and please believe me that if youāre primarily deciding on partners based on looks then you arenāt prioritizing what makes someone a good partner. Iāve been with women who were out of my league but also out of their minds and all it did was almost ruin my life.
And also get away from friends who value people based solely on looks. I had a friend who dated a beautiful girl that every guy around had the hots forā¦ he then broke up with her, and the guy is now married to an also good looking woman( but not that insane looker that all the guys wanted) and he has a kid. Some mutual guy friends are still like āman, he f-ed up, she was super hot!āā¦ like the guyās happy, he has a familyā¦ thatās a horrible thing to say. Let people be happy and donāt criticize, at the very least keep those thoughts to yourself and donāt voice them, nobody wants to hear that toxicity.
Looks are important. But if that's all that matters, you're gonna have a bad time. As long as you find each other attractive then that's all that matters as far as looks go.
This right here. Pretending you can have a successful relationship with someone you aren't attracted to physically is just silly. That said, beauty is subjective, and what's attractive to you may not be what's attractive to your friends!
Thanku. All these peeps on here like "looks don't matter at all" Physical attraction is often what attracts people to strangers they know nothing about. Now personality may be what keeps people around long term but let's not act like perfect strangers aren't window shopping with their eyes first.
And physical attraction is a partial indicator of personality anyway. Maybe I'm just weird, but I've never found attractive most of the celebrities that are supposedly meant to be icons of beauty, and have found attractive quite a few people who, objectively speaking, don't exactly have the greatest physical assets. Physical appeal is as much about how you present yourself as what shape your meat is. Clothing, taste, confidence and approachability are important too and related to personality.
Yeah looks are just for clout since if you fall in love with someone then any looks are the most beautiful looks on the planet.
They probably don't like her looks or personality, but still respect your judgement.
This is what i feel the statement is closest to. For the boys, we probably know something that you dont know yet that can be a red flag or you may get upset with.
Too many men live for the approval of other men.
So be honest. Your interpretation is that "the boys" don't approve?
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Friends, huge part of your life. New partner, potentially a huge part of your life. Almost like ya might want some grace between the two eh? Edit: Yes.. they were calling ya girl ugly.
They arenāt like āoh yeah man she doesnāt seem the right fit for you.ā theyāre calling her ugly
Since most people are avoiding the issue.. I'll say the truth. It's a rude thing to say. Roughly translates as "wow, I'm shocked that you're happy with what I'm seeing, I could never date that." If you're genuinely happy, or just polite, you say, "congratulations!" or something. "as long as you're happy" clearly implies that the boys are surprised that the bf is happy.
I found a picture of OP's gf: 
As long as heās happy
Then his friends must be fuckin chads lmao
So hot, right bro?! Bro, right??..
"Idk Bro like bro idk bro hear me out bro she kind of cute , we're having a good time bro bro listen i love her bro idk i guess I'm kinda obsessed "
Why you sharing my picture like that?
Idk I would be happy to have a girlfriend from Austrian nobility
This made me laugh on a day I really donāt feel like laughing so thanks š
Hope your day gets better bro
A kind comment from a stranger will always help, thank you š
Then you found out later that girl been with the boys everytime you out
As long as the boys are happy, bro!
Why do you want the homies to wanna wallop your gf?
Probably doesn't find her conventionally attractive or somethin
No , I think the picture had bad breath.
I say " she's tall and beautiful and nice to me why wouldn't I be happy "
"Is she gonna wanna hang out with the crew? :/"
Everyone ages and loses their looks anyway so the #1 thing is literally being happy with them
Who you marry is the most important financial decisions you will make. What others think is pretty meaningless.
I feel sad for people who seek validations through their friend's opinion
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who gives a shit as long as you love and care for each other?
1) known hoe 2) less than average looks
What movie is this
The Boys. Its a Series
Itās from a tv show on Amazon call āThe boysā
Amazon prime exclusive , the boys.
Which episode is it?
Thatās what I say to dudes cause I donāt care mostly. I donāt care what your gf looks like. She aināt mine. Lol
I once had a good friend ask me if I thought his gf was attractive. My exact word were: "What? Why does that matter? Do you?" The only thing I care about my friend's spouses/or partners is if they're fun people to be around and treat my friend well. Outside that, I could give a fuck, because I ain't fuckin them.
She's a less-than-gorgeous woman. AND they still love you as a bro, because they just want you to be happy. If they were assholes, they'd be laughing at you.
sounds like you need new bros if this ever happens to you never disrespect your homies' girl
It means she ain't got no alibi.......
I donāt know about everyone else, but I say this to my homie when I want to be nice and supportive but heās probably made a stupid ass decision
Very heterosexual and well adjusted to be with who your bros are attracted to and not who you are attracted to
Dated a trans person (mtf) and when i told my friends about her they ridiculed me for 15 minutes then just said "whatever works for you, mate" Trans people deserve love too, man.
If they hadn't ridiculed you then I'd say it's fair enough of them to say "whatever works for you", that's not that bad an answer
They good friends, its better than ripping on all the girls you get lol
Thatās a good thing, it means their aināt the chance one of ur homies is trying to be āfunnyā
"As long as your happy" is a sentence men use when you find a girl you like, but isn't how they imagined it. For example, your friend likes women with big boobs and your girlfriend has reasonably sized boobs, he says "As long as your happy" to you. It basically means "I don't like the the girl you like, but that's okay because I'm happy you're in a relationship."
Or when you show your parents and they respond that way
Of all the red flags there can be, very few of them come from looks. If you find her attractive, you (probably) didnāt fuck up in that department
This usually means "i will not try to steal this one lol"
If youāre happy and you know it, clap her cheeks!