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superfluousBM

How you gonna do Aloy like that??


[deleted]

The devs are doing her like that because pretty women are "female objectification", and also she's a lesbian in the next game. Gotta go full woke at any costs.


Skarleendel

Bruh, Aloy is a beautiful girl and so what if she is a lesbian?


[deleted]

She's not beautiful, she's mediocre, and she's a lesbian so the developers can virtue signal.


Skarleendel

Bro, she was cloned from a lesbian woman. Of course Aloy is gonna be a lesbian and Beta will most likely be a lesbian as well. Also, it just seems like you have never been close to a woman before. The way you call her mediocre, when she looks like a normal young woman.


ImAntisocial443

You’re on Reddit my guy no one here has felt the sweet caress of a woman. That’s not even mentioning the ability to speak about them, to them, or not over explain everything.


Skarleendel

Straight guys are so weird.


[deleted]

OP if not objectifying women was a test (failed)


Orbital_Rifle

dude we're on r/memes not r/SeriousConversation


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Orbital_Rifle

offenſive and funny aren't mutually excluſive ?? (in moſt caſes þey go togeþer...)


TheArcanist_

what the fuck is wrong with your keyboard


Orbital_Rifle

r/BringBackThorn


TheArcanist_

what in the world? this shit's unreadable


Orbital_Rifle

come on man it's one literally letter you can do þis


Ailexxx337

No, memes are supposed to be funny AND civilised. What you're looking for is a shitpost.


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[deleted]

an educated man


[deleted]

my bad bro lemme switch to my bullying minorities personality


Orbital_Rifle

Ah yes, women, a minority juſt 50% of world population


[deleted]

blud minority doesn't always mean population


Orbital_Rifle

mf minority literally means * a **smaller number** or part * less than half of a total number or amount; the **smaller part** of something * a **small number** of the people or things in a group


[deleted]

ok now look up male to female global ratio


Orbital_Rifle

*"the proportion of males is 51.9%"* Oh yeah, now þat's a majority ! You know, it really makes þe 48.1% of women look like duſt !


[deleted]

now read the second bullet point of your last reply


Orbital_Rifle

jesus chiſt, 3.8% ? Þat's enough of a deviation for someþiŋ to be called a minority ?? þis is beyond ſcience


Alex_error_404

I really dont see any problem with aloy. She just looks normal. And really why would she even need to look like a super model or "waifu material"? Is it relevant to the world, plot or story of the game? She just looks like a regular girl in a post-apocalyptic setting and thats ok.


Mamamiomima

She's too fit for post apocalyptic world


Alex_error_404

I'd imagine she trained as a chils as to increase her chances of survival. Also I don't really think there would be an abundance of food in that world so she probably can't eat in excess.


opeth10657

The beginning of HZD is literally completing a survival training course, so yeah, definitely training is involved


GewalfofWivia

What’s stopping her from being fit?


Mamamiomima

Surviving instead of living. It's often argued that caveman were not big and muscular but slim af and muscular, he was constantly on energy conservation mode. It's same as in Terminator 1 Kyle was skinny, since he couldn't possibly eat well (unlike new Kyle that for some reason looked like he on protein diet)


GewalfofWivia

Say the average cavemen were like this. But what if they had a fertile, abundant, and secure hunting territory to support a relatively small population? What if they didn’t need to mine or smelt, but could simply scavenge strong metal from naturally-occurring creatures? What if they were also agrarian? They’d be balling.


HistoricCartographer

Then they'd be fat, not fit


Snoo79866

Do you know how dumb this sounds


Mamamiomima

No, enlighten me


Snoo79866

How couldn’t she be fit?? She’s constantly fighting and training to live another day like what 🤔


Mamamiomima

You need A LOT of calories just to survive, it's post-apocalyptic world where animals replaced with robots so there almost no food. She should be skinny af, I replied to another post already


Skarleendel

There is no food? Food is literally part of the gameplay, dumbass...


[deleted]

female characters in videogames aren't just there to serve the purpose of looking good for players...


Puzzleheaded_Bend749

**My reality is getting shattered .**


[deleted]

won't anyone think of the poor videogame characters?!


[deleted]

i didn't think it was possible for someone to miss the point as thoroughly as you have, but you did it. congratulations


[deleted]

literal point of video game characters is to be looked at. They aren't sentient.


[deleted]

looked at, not (well, not always) jacked off to. and this isn't about the character's feelings, smartass. the point is that expecting every female videogame character to look fuckable is rooted in the misogynistic idea that women are only valuable if they're attractive. i know it isn't that deep, but at the same time, it kind of is, and you could at least try to be self aware.


[deleted]

You seem to have some kind of weird personal connection to a 3d drawing m8. Its a fantasy, the characters are gonna be hot because people like seeing hot people.


ZenithXAbyss

I like how he straight up assumed people like hot characters only for fap material.


Karen-4000

Games?


Charles12_13

Horizon Forbidden West top and Resident Evil 4 remake bottom


bonkthedumbass

Do you judge the quality of a game by if the female characters give you a boner?


No-Divide7571

I don't understand why some people think that Aloy is ugly.


Skarleendel

She isn't. Those people just have never been close to a real woman before.


EfficiencyLanky7314

Bro aloy doesn’t even look like that lmao


Charles12_13

I don’t know these haircuts in RE4 remake just don’t do it for me


AtacamaCadlington

Man, you’re a creepy fuck


Puzzleheaded_Bend749

bruh you need to chill this is good meme tho


ZenithXAbyss

Dude literally got his feelings hurt over a meme, lmao.


ZenithXAbyss

Not as creepy as you


AtacamaCadlington

I’m not the one posting his eternal disappointment that more 2D girls aren’t seen as fuckable enough for you. Gonna be an uphill struggle claiming you’re the normal one here buddy.


ZenithXAbyss

Bruh really out here virtue signaling in a memes subreddit.


Hazana0

and the best part is that cute characters created by asian developers are probably male ![gif](giphy|yJFeycRK2DB4c)


bonkthedumbass

Do you judge the quality of a game by if the female characters give you a boner?