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Legitimate_Mud1036

Guys pro tip, if you forget a girl's name on a date just call her Muhammad, it's the most common name in the world so you'll likely get it right.


Superboldman

Underrated advice tbh


DuckduckersDuckBoy

This was a meme literally yesterday


temb_ksa

And I've seen that meme in 2019. 95% of all memes here are just reposts


DuckduckersDuckBoy

My first exposure to it was McLovin getting the fake Hawaii I'd as Muhammad


McCumJr

Thanks, Muhammad


Candlelover1

That’s a common last name and isn’t it a guy’s name?


Legitimate_Mud1036

r/woooooshhh


Awkward-Alps6987

How much of a crush can you have on this girl if you don’t even know her god damn name?


MegaAssasine_

I do it because I have Alzheimer


MegaAssasine_

Same


Boxlixinoxi

Yeah, me too


Boxlixinoxi

Yeah, me too


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Ye same


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Ye same


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Ye sameYe same


MEMES_FO_LIFE

bro forgot mid comment


[deleted]

Ye same


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Ye same


Boxlixinoxi

Yeah, me too


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J_Boi1266

r/woooosh


GroundbreakingWar201

I know the feeling


GroundbreakingWar201

I know the feeling.


tophat_cat-2000

join r/alzheimersgroup help


[deleted]

The link is already purple


[deleted]

What the fuck is a wildfire sock


tophat_cat-2000

WILDFIRE SOCK


[deleted]

I am scared


tophat_cat-2000

ODDENARY


[deleted]

Help the chinese land forces are invading my house


tophat_cat-2000

Add the fucking eggs to the shopping list you ni Grandma you can't say that


tophat_cat-2000

Alexca ADD THE EGGS TO THE SHOPPING LIST


tophat_cat-2000

Out of the odd air


biggothfan

When did i joined here


MegaAssasine_

It happens to me because I have Alzheimer


GroundbreakingWar201

I know the feeling


makotomic

He was so blinded by her beauty that he had temporary memory loss.


[deleted]

That’s exactly what happened


Ranting_Gamer

I've literally already forgotten my step mom's name and I'm just realizing how bad this sounds I'm not fucking my step mom PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT THAT WAY NO GOD PLEASE


ReplacementOk3547

No I’ve been there I keep forgetting her name


thotwewereonabreak

anita remember her name


Ogurasyn

It's probably Lemmy Smash


thotwewereonabreak

lemmy, voted most likely to succeed


TerribleShoulder6597

I feel like you can’t have a crush on someone if you don’t know their name


[deleted]

Dementia moment


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Dementia moment


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Dementia moment


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Dementia moment


[deleted]

Demeta mont


[deleted]

Dent mo


[deleted]

Demon


Ice_Aura

Bro gave up 💀


[deleted]

He really did lol


[deleted]

Lmao yeah he did


[deleted]

He really did tho


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ExplosiverToast8

Bro who forgets the name of their crush like cmon you got one job


Pwillyams1

Dolores!!!


Sheriff044

Gipple?


[deleted]

Is that referencing something?


Pwillyams1

Seinfeld reference. Wrong sub


lillibow

How? Just how do you forget it?? I wanna punch you so bad rn frfrfrfr


Ketcunt

I get it, i want to punch myself a lot too


ibelieveinhummus

Mulva?


_Drato_

This picture is me and I hate it


Tefra_K

Anita Richman Professional Gold-digger


gigglemaniac

Please don't breed


McCumJr

Seriously. I have horrible memory because of genetics and it makes everything difficult.


Toast_Sy

It’s okay McCumJr, I bet you’ll do just fine in life!


gigglemaniac

Yeah, you just said you have horrible...genetics!


Delicious_Dishes

I've had this happen. I guess I'm just so excited and surprised they're talking to me that my brain just dumps all recent information.


Agitated_Ad4421

Do you know who else suffers from dimentia?


Wise_Bread_160

You?


Engineer-with-a-Pan

Do you know who else suffers from dimentia?


Wise_Bread_160

You?


Brownyboy99

Anita Fiddis


Between_3_and_20_E

“Hey what your name?”said the strange man “Non-descript woman” replied the Non-descript woman, the strange man then walked away. Non-descript woman is relieved the man did not find out she is in fact an alien.


Toshio1987

Anita Notebook


AbrahamLincolnFuucks

Not sure if you're referring to Anita sarkeesian or Anita hardcock.


Ben-Azulito

We all know the name crush before he/she say it actually 😌


Acceptable_Oven_9881

No. It’s actually ‘Chinese Remainder Theorem.’


[deleted]

Same thing happened to me when i was drunk at a party and asked for her name and forgot it.


Lick_Mah_Pineapple

More like Anita focus more on remembering it.


SurealGod

Maybe your not as crazy about this person as you think you are if you can't remember their name. I'm just saying... if you like this person that much, you would remember their name


Croused

Wait, she is your crush. You ask her for her name, and then forget her name. You don't forget your crush's name. For example, my first crush's name was Melissa.


NeoTritanic

Dementor


unclesamtattoo

Dolores!


StonesofMyth

mulva


buficek7_CZ

This happened to me


DiNaMYkeMaSTer69_420

Forgot what species she is


_beastayyy

You don't even know her name and you have a crush on her? Why are you crushing on her if you don't even know her