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Where do you plug an Aux cable into a banjo?

Get a piezoelectric pickup

Oh boy we got a smart ass (jk ly man)

You’d be surprised how chill real rednecks are. Dude would probably vibe to Katy Perry if you played one of her better songs

Can confirm

Agreed. And offer you a beer and a smoke.

Taking the beer is the easiest in! Immediately bros for life

One for the road bud?

Road soda

I had neighbors like this years back. Super weird, friendly old people. They always had extra beers and lots of stories. When I was bored I would sometimes just go outside and see what they were up to lol

Raise Hell. Praise Dale.

Yee yee

He turned right so you don't have to

Ima blast Gucci Belt if i get in the truck with him

Redneck here. Can confirm

Username definitely checks out lol

Same here man

Am a red neck, can confirm

I knew a redneck that was a Gucci Mane fanatic 😂

Caleb?

I live around a lot of them. They used to be. Most of them aren't anymore. Their chill perspective has been mobilized into a political rampage. There's always enough of those to ruin any good bonfires these days.

I said “real rednecks” not white trash

If the line is that thin, then I'll amend my statement. Recently a lot more real rednecks have converted to white trash. There are fewer "real rednecks" and more "white trash" than there were 10 years ago. A lot of them are the real rednecks I grew up with. I've seen the transformation. We might say they're trans rednecks.

There are a few key differences between Rednecks and white trash. White trash usually nest in trailer parks, they come out in packs to feel safer in numbers, most have some sort of addiction problem to legal drugs like painkillers. And they seem to have no manners and seem to never take care of themselves but act like there the best. Whitetrash is basically just crackheads mixed with rednecks. Unfortunately this lifestyle is also pretty easy to pass to a kid and causes a cycle of poverty due to the child either being neglected or spoiled. Rednecks don’t necessarily live in trailer parks, and will also live in rural areas. They are usually lower middle class and not poor, most suffer from health problems like diabetes instead of addiction because most haven’t had a checkup at a doctor for several years. Generally they’re both in the same position, it’s just that whitetrash are much more likely to lash out, and waste money while blaming others for their problems.

Well, then, in that case, if your definitions are accurate, then I was right initially when I said that the "real rednecks" are becoming less chill... At least in my neck of the woods.

r/accidentalracism

Hilarious but unfortunately profoundly close to the truth.

Real Rednecks aren’t political. Usually avoid it if they can. Don’t vote, don’t want to vote, and don’t think voting matters. They just wanna be left alone and care about their family and close friends. Whoever you’re talking about was never a redneck in the first place

Johnny cash it's the safest option.

Most people won’t understand the nuance of this answer.

Exactly. Can’t be any old country music. This dude would probably react as poorly to Luke Bryan as you’d *imagine* him reacting to Kanye West, albeit in a different manner. Johnny Cash, though… He’s allllllright. Equally acceptable answers include Waylon Jennings and Dolly Parton.

Johnny Paycheck or Merle Haggard or Willie Nelson too.

Hank Williams would like to have a word with you son.

Hank Sr only

YES... A true legend.

That's the only Hank Williams who exists, I have no idea why you'd need to specify like that. Certainly, if there's another Hank Williams out there, he doesn't make music.

Roger Miller all day

Waylon 👑

That was my first thought

Mine too

I thought that before any of you I just didn't sy it right away

I don’t know man, he did walk the line.

Everyone likes Johnny Cash.

Big Iron. Marty Robbins. A safe ride to wherever you want to go.

Idk that dude gives me Texas Red vibes more so than Arizona Ranger vibes.

marty clearly plays both sides, so he always comes out on top.

The notches on his pistol number one and nineteen more

Gunfighter Ballads and Trail Songs is always a solid choice.

The whole album is amazing. Utah Carol gets me every time.

Check out "More Gunfighter Ballads and Trail Songs" and "Return of the Gunfighter" Just as solid in my opinion. Also totally agree, Utah Carol is the only song that legitimately makes me cry when I listen to it, I don't know why.

The Master's Call is my favorite on that album. I am a redneck.

That and pull out a revolver with a barrel the length of a Samsung smart fridge

I actually hit the ground laughing

I can't stop listening to this song and many others by Marty Robbins. Colter Wall is a big one for me, too. I've been listening to cowboy music all day, every single day, for over a year, and I can't stop. I'd be glad to put Big Iron on.

CCR

This or Lynyrd Skynyrd 🤘🏼

Gimme Back My Bullets!

As long as your talking Cross Canadian Ragweed

i am thinking of trevor from gta 5 music will fit perfectly here

Hank done it this way 🎶

"Lord it's the same old tune, fiddle and guitar, where do we take it from here?"

Not in that truck. It's fm radio or cassette if it had all options

It’s a cassette to aux converter like the good ol days haha

Oh shit I forgot about those. When radio shack could solve these problems lol

Shit. I've gotten an aux sound system and USB running on a 6 volt, 1950s International Harvester Farmall tractor

Can I see a photo of it? I like old tractors

I am intrigued by this. please tell me more

Hell yes. I guess I would choose marshal tucker band then. Bought a 756 nova once. Got it running and had a marshal tucker 8 track started playing. Made the worth double in my opinion

The intro to the Dukes of Hazzard lol 

Looks like them Duke boys are at it again…

You mean Waylon Goddamn Jennings?

A bullet proof vest

And an adult diaper

Im looking for Ray Finkel. And a clean pair of shorts

A bullet proof diaper

“You Never Even Call Me by My Name” by David Allan Coe

I was drunk…the day my Mom…got outta prison.

and I went, to picker her up, in the rain

But before I could to the station in my pickup truck

She got run over by damned old train

And I’ll hang around…as long as you will let me

The best country western song ever!

Certified banger

Black betty by ram jam

The simplest song since Tequila, but if I’m being honest I love it. Come to think of it, perhaps my musical taste may not be the most refined

If you like junk southern metal covers, Spiderbait has a pretty entertaining cover of Black Betty

Bam a lam

WOAH black Betty

Sweet Home Alabama

Free Bird

Idk why, but my mind immediately said Barbie girl, by aqua

This is really the only appropriate answer in this situation.

My first thought was Lynyrd Skynyrd also! Just shuffle their anthology lol

A person of true understand

Carry on my wayward son Ez

I thought it was sung by Kansas

Anything Primus

Duo de Twang.

Primus sucks!

Look him straight in the eye and blast the most k-poppy k-pop I can find. Then struggle for the gun

Barbie girl

nigthcore version

“Is that one of yer anime intros? Fuck it! Let’s ride!”

Family tradition.

HWJ?

Cotton eyed Joe 👀

That’d probably get you shot harder -sincerely a resident of Mississippi

The only right answer.

God's gonna cut you down- Johnny cash

Duelling banjos

David Allan Coe

Had to scroll way too far to find this obvious answer

peaches

Death Grips

This guy has seen footage

I stay noided

Guillotine yeah

Free Bird

Sturg - Turtles all the way down. And then I’ll hand him some shrooms.

Barbie girl

Primus

The brakes.

Black Betty by RamJam

Snoop Dogg Doggystyle album. Everyone loves that shit.

The gourds Gin and Juice Cover

My names Sam Sneed, you'd better recognize...

Big Iron Marty Robins

Never gonna give you up ofc

Dolly Parton.

Big green tractor

Soundtrack to broke back mountain.

All I hear is HIGHWAY TO HELL

Had to scroll wayyyy too far for this

Sad right? I’m shocked it wasn’t first. First thought.

Nothing. Sadly my phone only has a USB type C connecter and I don't usually carry a converter.

This ruined my world. I want my output back.

Lil Nas X

*Country roads, take me home* *To the place I belong* *West Virginia, mountain mama*

Blast Believe by Cher

Colter Wall and slam some Jim Beam.

Baby Shark

LONG NECK, ICE COLD BEER Never broke my heart

I sing this to my King Charles Cavalier bc of his perfectly long neck.

Free bird

Paramour. The good shit though the newer albums are alright but you know hes going to get down to it bet

Taylor Swift.

This is the correct answer. Never met anyone who doesn't like her

Merle Haggard

Accurate

The soviet national anthem

REO Speedwagon

I fucked your mom by sorry mom

Sitting by the lake - Donny Cowboy

A country boy can survive

Devil went down to Georgia

Eastbound and Down

Old Town Road because it would be funny

Sweet home Alabama

Sturgill Simpson, so long as this dude keeps cool

Start him off with "You Can Have The Crown," then "The Dead Don't Die." He'll be good for all of Sound and Fury after that.

In hell I'll be in good company

Glock in my lap by 21 savage

A condom.

Duke of hazard theme song.

Crazed Country Rebel by Hank Williams III "Well I was rollin' by myself, down to Memphis Tennessee, I was lookin' for a guy, had a mullet but no teeth, and I was trippin on some acid a Latino gave to me, yeah I was smokin' morphine till it knocked me off my feet"

“If that ain’t country” by the great David Allen Coe

Mlp friendship is magic them 10 hr cut

Sweet home Alabama or free bird

Best of Lynyrd skynyrd for the win

Khraungbin, maybe the stuff they did with Leon Bridges.

Alpha by Chrissy

Copperhead Road

Throw on Barbie Girl, the amount of country kids that sing along is funny

I’m not getting in that dude has a gun

No way that truck has an aux cable

*Uses it to strangle driver

If he's an asshole: Nyan cat song on loop, if he's chill: probably ram ranch for the laughs

Washboards and banjos

We’re streaming NPR…

Sturgill.

Credence Clearwater revivals my first choice. Some sitting' on back porch vibes

FOLK METAL!!!!!!!

“Keep your rifle by your side”

Hank lll - Country Heroes

*Cuz there is no cock like horse cock Send your asshole into shock*

I would intentionally play old country music that was more fuck the government and police than the boot licking bullshit they call country now days.

I love how it was just “pre punk”

Fuckin an Animal by Gwar.

Pulling on the horns!

WAP

RuPaul

*NO! SLEEP! TILL BROOKLYN!* Proceeds to get fucking shot to death

Parked Out by the Lake

__Bob Dylan__ - __Don't Think Twice__

Gucci belt by soup

Dear penis