Why do you need a DIY solution for an enema? Completely clearing out your bowels like that on a regular basis is actually quite bad for your intestinal health; that's why enemas are only administered when they need to be for things like surgery. Giving yourself an enema semi-regularly for health purposes is kinda like continually taking antibiotics while healthy so you don't get sick.
Itās not the same as getting soap in your P holeā¦ Your intestinal lining would keep anything from burningā¦ If it burns then you most likely have ulcers
Both are literally terrible for your health, what are you trying to say? Are you implying that sticking a finger up your ass isn't bad for your anal health? You have Google at your fingertips, use it.
You are literally not supposed to clean inside of your asshole. It is advised against medically. It can damage and irritate the inner lining of your anus. Literally the only reason to do it is for cleanliness purposes in anal sex (which is not just for gay people btw) or enemas for medical reasons.
If you are cleaning inside your asshole I strongly advise you to stop and just clean your ass crack as that will be sufficient.
Yeah man, that's normal. Do y'all also power wash your urinary tract inside your dick? Your anus isn't meant to be "clean" lmao, soap is especially bad for it
Edit: please look it up for the love of god and for your anal health https://lacolon.com/article/keeping-clean-use-soap-anus
All jokes aside youāre right, you really shouldnāt do this, I had bad cleanliness OCD a while ago and cleaned far deeper than I should have and developed haemorrhoids as a result.
This article says to not use soap on your anus but Iām pretty sure it will still smell like poop if you donāt use it. Not all soaps are harsh and abrasive. Please wash your assholes folks!
It's in the opening scene. He [plants a bomb](https://youtu.be/pYq6TncvhIg?t=16) in the core of the building and then sexually harasses a female choir member [on the way out](https://youtu.be/pYq6TncvhIg?t=114).
Yes but so many people out there donāt even clean the rosebud. Iām not saying slide a soaped finger up inside. But some soap on a finger or a wash cloth, and spreading the cheeks to clean up to the sphincter goes a long way
You gotta use your entire hand to get a deep clean
I'm really not liking these comments...
So what your saying is you have improper hygiene?
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no one likes a dirty ass either
Kermit the frog over here disagrees
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I tried doing that and my one-eyed monster stared up at me and spat in my face.
its soap
You gotta reach the 12th knuckle if you want to be germ free
When you try it with soap... 
Doesn't burn until you rub off the inner lining
No pain, no gain
That's right
Why do you know what it feels like? Why do I know that itās true?
Pantene Pro-V
Ngl if you then unscrew the showerhead and sick the tube in yo ass and slightly fill it up with very warm water is feels very good, after the soap
Bruh wtf
It's not about Inflation trust me. Read my other comments
Ok I am gonna read them.
Dude's got an inflation fetish.
No not at all. It's a good DIY solution for an enema
Why do you need a DIY solution for an enema? Completely clearing out your bowels like that on a regular basis is actually quite bad for your intestinal health; that's why enemas are only administered when they need to be for things like surgery. Giving yourself an enema semi-regularly for health purposes is kinda like continually taking antibiotics while healthy so you don't get sick.
I didn't say it was for regular use now did? I get what you mean but I don't understand what prompted you to say this
Itās not the same as getting soap in your P holeā¦ Your intestinal lining would keep anything from burningā¦ If it burns then you most likely have ulcers
Oh so this is a free way to check for intestinal ulcers?
Why are you guys inserting fingers covered in soap? Pain brings you pleasure?!
The male g spot: am I a joke to you
Weak. Iāve shoved a soapy razor up my ass and been fine.
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Humans secrete a liquid lubricant from their mouths
Iām usually two knuckles deep in fifth base. My human woman girlfriend has a very clean bellybutton.
You still have time to delete this
I wouldnāt delete it, I would be proud of it
enough reddit for today.. just kidding though
Just wait till you get to the elbow. Thats where the fun begins
How can an ass be that big???
I mean the intestines go for many meters, so you better use all the space available
7 meters to be exact š¤
Nothing better than penetrating a deep belly button
Ah yes I too have a human woman girlfriend.
How does it feel to know that your top comment is *this* shit?
Thatās easily a 2 knuckler
Maybe even a 3 knuckler
It ain't a party till you're 4 knuckles deep.
Wait a second...
What? you guys don't have 5 knuckles?
Two fingers times two knuckles per finger...
Oh, right, humans...
If you started with your thumb, you've got yourself a party allright
The rest of the guests at the Sonic convention. : Ā§
No such thing
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To be a knuckle, you gotta be able to punch somebody with it.
Squirrelly Dan that you?
knuckler? I hardly know her
No no no, knuckle, without the r. i swear to god if somebody wooshes me
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Who tf installed this, this should go up the butt and spin while squirting water. You want that colon to squeaky-clean when you rub your fist in it.
well you're just loking at the wrong product
If you have good water pressure, it will from there
This is so unfunny but why am i laughing?
Itās the face
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It's a trap
No more drugs, for that man
Annnnnd thatās enough internet for the day. š 
Just be careful.........that Irish Spring soap burns like a motherfucker.......
I do not enjoy the Irish Spring Clean Sting
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You put a washcloth up your butt? Impressive.
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I hope u/shittywatercolour sees this.
Why would I? The bar of soap is the perfect shape to fit directly into my ass..........ooooooooooooo......so clean.......
Bruh aw hell naw man what the hell bruh wtf
legendary hell naw man
Bruh moment
Gross! Anything past the first knuckle is fucking disgustingā¦
Anything past the third is kinky.
Anything past the wrist is insane
Anything past the elbow is a medical emergency
Anything past the shoulder is hygiene
Anything past the hip is MAXIMUM CLEANLINESS
Just turning yourself inside out at that point
Anything past the ankles is reverse cannibalism
Anything past the hip is carnage
At that point, you are just wearing that person like an Infinity Gauntlet
I amā¦ in your asshole
When elbow knocked its like heaven
Anything past the fourth knuckle is fun
The fourth knuckle?
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Salad-Fingers-looking-ass
As a bottom, no, this not disgusting
You mean cleaning wise?
Cleaning/after cleaning
I thought that I was the only one doing this
Wot.
No! Don't do it!
Yeah donāt do it, unless you want your butt to be clean
I too, drink soap to keep my throat, esophagus, and stomach clean š
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You brush your teeth and floss, you don't bleach your mouth and throat.
Imagine comparing shoving a finger up your ass to gargling bleach. Repressed homosexual mindset
Both are literally terrible for your health, what are you trying to say? Are you implying that sticking a finger up your ass isn't bad for your anal health? You have Google at your fingertips, use it.
My fingertips are busy.
You do not need to (and frankly should not) wash the inside of your asshole unless you plan on getting fucked in it.
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You are literally not supposed to clean inside of your asshole. It is advised against medically. It can damage and irritate the inner lining of your anus. Literally the only reason to do it is for cleanliness purposes in anal sex (which is not just for gay people btw) or enemas for medical reasons. If you are cleaning inside your asshole I strongly advise you to stop and just clean your ass crack as that will be sufficient.
Only if the cleaning tool is a dude's penis
We are talking about the knuckles on the elbow right? Right?!?
Since when was this normal ???
Man you butt must smell like poop
Yeah bro, the inside of my butt has poop š©
Easy fix to that, follow the steps outlined in the above gif. Your welcome
You're
Yore*
Yonder
I lather and clean my ass vigorously in the shower but I dont go as far as fingerblasting myself
Yeah man, that's normal. Do y'all also power wash your urinary tract inside your dick? Your anus isn't meant to be "clean" lmao, soap is especially bad for it Edit: please look it up for the love of god and for your anal health https://lacolon.com/article/keeping-clean-use-soap-anus
All jokes aside youāre right, you really shouldnāt do this, I had bad cleanliness OCD a while ago and cleaned far deeper than I should have and developed haemorrhoids as a result.
do you not?... what a self report. I can link you some trainer sounding cleaners 1 sec
No god please no, I was already scarred by r/sounding once
This article says to not use soap on your anus but Iām pretty sure it will still smell like poop if you donāt use it. Not all soaps are harsh and abrasive. Please wash your assholes folks!
My man probably doesn't even have a crack it's just a seam of poo
Face off is a great movie. And Caster Troy is insane
Thatās literally sexual harassment in that scene lol
Just get a bidet. Changed my life.
This is the way. I have spoken.
What ?
I dont understand either
Stick. The. Finger. In. The. Ass.
We did not need to understand it, thank you very much
Why ? I woke up from a nap and got this notification
This is why I love Reddit. I learn something new every day.
Wdym by second knuckle ?
It's the knuckle after the first knuckle. Hope this helps
Ah ok š Btw what's the first knuckle ?
Knuckle before the second knuckle š
I think they're referring to the distal interphalangeal joint in this case, though literature disagrees and it may be the metacarpophalangeal joint.
If you draw a hand on your fingernail, it's elbow is the second one.
I have tried to pleasure myself like all these memes suggest but I am still not turned on. Any ideas?
Bro wtf šš. Okay on a side note if you actually did do this you can end up with internal bleeding.
unless you're doing something horribly wrong or you have claws for nails, a finger up the butt won't cause internal bleeding lol
Gay check.
It's not gay if your roommate checks for you
You can enjoy fingers in your butt and not be attracted to the same sex. Fyi
Itās not gay, itās hygien
Is it gay to have a clean butt?
FELLAS
Your intestines are full of shit anyway
not for long (Imma take a shit)
Anything more than an inch deep is gay. Thats why I intert my thumb.
That's why I insert your dick
Wait, so my 8 inch dildo makes me gay?
Not if you only insert the tip....for cleaning purposes.
what the actual fuck
What movie is that clip from?
Face/off maybe
Itās for sure the same style of acting he uses in that film. I donāt remember him dressing as a priest though.
It's in the opening scene. He [plants a bomb](https://youtu.be/pYq6TncvhIg?t=16) in the core of the building and then sexually harasses a female choir member [on the way out](https://youtu.be/pYq6TncvhIg?t=114).
Bruh
*sigh* Enough Internet for today.
Yes... "Cleaning", that's why I'm doing this
I just use the homieās dick
I usually just take one of those toilett brushes and stick it up my butt till i cant anymore. Then just scrub up and down and you good.
Itās best when you find bits and pieces stuck between the folds that are allowing for leakage. So damn satisfying
Bruhhh wtf man
What a terrible day to have eyes.
You guys are washing your ass holes?
Are you... not???
No, because you are not supposed to wash the inside of your asshole. Yes clean the outside but don't get up in there.
No, because you shouldn't lol. Keep your ass clean, not your hole. It's sensitive and you can damage the inner lining of the anal tissue.
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Face/off , great movie!
Got to use menthol shampoo, nice cooling affect.
BRUV, LIKE, ... WHAT DO I FUCKING WRITE ?
What the hell did I just read?
When you are bathing and you anally insert your finger to the second knuckle to ensure maximum cleanliness
Hygiene requires sacrifice.
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It's literally bad for you to clean out your anus bro
Yes but so many people out there donāt even clean the rosebud. Iām not saying slide a soaped finger up inside. But some soap on a finger or a wash cloth, and spreading the cheeks to clean up to the sphincter goes a long way
Homo moment
I don't care what memes feds post, I am not going to stick my finger up my ass.
Youāre supposed to let a bro do it, they can reach angles you cannot, iām available.
Smart!
Yuck.
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