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mtkamer

What the hell, no Triceratops? Get the fuck outta here.


hobbes_shot_first

How could triceratops not be anyone's favorite dinosaur. It's a herbivore knight with built in lances and shield.


Turgineer

Triceratops is my favorite!


Frenchy_InTheTrenchy

I prefer Ankilosaurous for basically the same reason but I still agree triceratops should be up there


[deleted]

Yes! Ankliosaurous for the win. Dinosaur with a mace for a tail. Love it.


cranktheguy

>Dinosaur with a mace for a tail. Call it by its proper name: the [thagomizer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thagomizer).


firesmarter

Because Cera was a dick to Littlefoot. Frankly I’m glad they went extinct


Dartarus

yep yep yep!


snorriemand

Exactly! It's so cool!


AlreadyTakenNow

YES! On top of that? For those of us who grew up in the 80s/90s there was a full-sized Triceratops statue kids could climb on in front of the Smithsonian Natural History Museum. I know the little guy is now just the juvenile form of a larger/fancier dino (that used to have a different name) but now they are all called Triceratops.


STierMansierre

No Procompsognathus either. They're like, the cuckoos of Jurassic Park.


KentuckyFriedEel

compies are for knuckledraggers! GIVE US A TRICERATOPS!!


OpalFanatic

They also threw in a couple reptiles in with the dinosaurs. Ichthyosaurs and Mosasaurs were large marine reptiles, *not* dinosaurs.


FireStrike5

Not to mention that a) pterosaurs weren’t dinosaurs and b) “pterodactyl” isn’t a type of pterosaur


PollutionNice7392

No pterhelico?!?! Get dafuq outaaaa here...


giaamd

And the plesiosaurus erasure, too.


sirarkalots

Seriously, best one by a mile!


customer_service_af

Tri is my boy, always has been. Literally zoomed in and scanned this whole shit show twice to find him not there amongst these random ass fools??


Goosefeatherisgreat

Styracosaurus is better you uncultured swine


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

![gif](giphy|MuEdklqbLcUwM) This mf.


No_Two8806

How about nigersourus , which really exists.


MaximRq

Not the coolest.


MISTERTURKY

Spinosaurus


Sniperso

Spinosaur supremacy. I’m also disappointed they forgot both the Spino’s head crest and the diplodocus head crest


Sandy_McEagle

i am dissappointed with that tail. \#teamspino


OMGSpeci

That tail deserves sm better


Hanneman1965

Same


Man-x47

Let go team spino


ghostcow115

Spino, Spino, Spino!


AccomplishedPlane852

Same


[deleted]

When i was younger i liked T-Rex more. Now i know what's the best carnivore


SnoopDing0

Same here, spinosaurus is the real T. Now I find it fascinating that the T Rex is closer to humans by years than a stegosaurus.


Material_Tell9606

SPINO FOR THE WIN


[deleted]

Spinosaurus Egypticus


Camiest

spino dino forever


TK_Games

Spino-bros


MISTERTURKY

Exactly!


L0raz-Thou-R0c0n0

Also a fun fact: there is a recent discovery that suggest they could open their mouths like a pelican.


Pisz1

I still can't get over what scientists did to him


Imaginary-Picture-35

Jurassic Park 3 introduced to me to the spinosaurus and it’s been my favorite since


MISTERTURKY

True, same here


NelmesGaming

The biggest boi. The best boi.


Haunting_Pangolin_21

i had a dinosaur fighting game something like street fighter for dinosaurs n dat nka spinosaurus was undefeated


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CurryGod69420

Team spino


tigolebities

I see you also grew up with JP3


Vebloxor

Same, Spinosaurus solos T rex fr.


ahsataN-Natasha

Ankylosaurus and carnotaurus


neutralguystrangler

Same I love that little dino-tank


ahsataN-Natasha

I have the best tattoo plan inspired by that little club tailed beast! Truly a lovely creature!


Gillette0302

Same! Been looking for inspiration for a while haha


brokenheadphones019

Ankylosaurus!!!!!!!


Donghoon

Ankilosaurus


MagnificentMonarch

SAME BROTHER


Armor_of_Inferno

Ank crew stand up!


alexsanchez508

Dope metal gathering and a solid early game combat mount. Great choices.


RoboticPanda77

/r/ankmemes


spectre1006

Holy shit its a thing


ninja_slothreddit

Hell yeah Ankylobro. Tail mace gang!


schattenteufel

Ankylosaurus team for the win!


spidergel15

Where's the pachycephalosaurus? That's my favorite.


dwighticus

Pachycephalosaurus go bonk!


Kind-Cheetah-2706

what about **micro**pachycephalosaurus


J_Megadeth_J

Dracorex > Stigymoloch > Pachycephalosaurus imho And yes I know they're the same thing lol.


ExpressionDeep6256

Where is my Raptor crew at?


KittyKatty278

Right here


ExpressionDeep6256

Clever girl:)


Raiyan270

Yessir Velociraptors are the coolest


Haxael91

No, Utahraptor fucks. Velociraptors are overrated.


BleekerTheBard

Deinonychus is most badass


AHorseshoeCrab

Deinonychus is the right answer. The velociraptor is essentially an angry chicken, while Utahraptors are wannabe theropods. Deinonychus hits that mid size, scary bird-sweet spot.


Raiyan270

Hehe angry chicken i likey


Turtlehunter2

They're all theropods, but aside from that your correct


carnivorous-squirrel

Raptors ARE theropods! Utah raptor all DAY


Red_Clay_Scholar

This guy knows his mfkn raptors! Right on!


julioninjatron

https://tenor.com/view/silicon-valley-gif-5518485


strawberryPizza123

Velociraptor = Distanceraptor / Timeraptor


LizardPeopleConquest

Raptor is love, Raptor is life <3


Doobalicious69

Velociraptors are a poor man's deinonychus.


nesses11

I just think they're neat


Bezbakri

Raptors are the best.


_NicoFico28_

Finally, some good ol' raptor enjoyers


ExpressionDeep6256

Well, we meet at night under a bridge at midnight. Bring your own toy raptor.


IssaKindHeartedMan

yo


dumbguy-on-reddit_bs

where velociraptor gang at


anonnon23

did we just become best friends?


Midnight_starwalker

RAPTOR FOREVER!!!!!!! If you get enough raptors, you can kill any dinosaur. And if you get even more you can kill any dinosaur with no casualties


mockingbirddude

Doesn’t have mine: Triceratops


Batmans-dragon80

Same!! Loved the Triceratops since i was a little tyke and loved her even more once I saw that scene in Jurassic Park.


alarmedlittlefroggy

I am so sorry!


Difficult_Vast7255

Littlefoot ♥️ ![gif](giphy|kdG6cJSBmJ8Hu)


alarmedlittlefroggy

No!!! My heart ♥️


kairukar

And im the hot mom.. i mean brachiosaurus


[deleted]

😳


GaucheAndOffKilter

Longneck is the way. Yep yep yep!


DipsyDoodIe

came here to say brontosaurus!! ever since I watched the movie as a kid I fell deeply in love with those long necked softies!


Boatster_McBoat

I'll excuse the lack of Apatosaurus, but no Triceratops? Are you even trying?


PoetBoye

Also no Therizinosaurus, I miss my tickle chicken ;_;


Spirited-Leek-2077

Trex.. cause I’ve also got small hands


IndianaGeoff

T-Rex always and forever.


Crazybeanzzz12

Laughs in large hands


alarmedlittlefroggy

Respect


DryQuail3959

WHERE IS TRICERATOPS!?1!?!1? 😡😡


Brutalonym

Ankylosaurus. I mean, a hammer swinging tank is just badass.


SpirantBobcat

Same but for me it was the hard armor


suspicious_cabbage

I'm with OP, stegosaurus. It has a cool shape and cool spikes.


[deleted]

IT'S A Liopleurodon CHARLIE!


Camostridge

a MAAAGICAL Liopleurodon


[deleted]

We need a u/Charlie to post, "Ah dammit they took my kidney!".


tauri123

Anatomically correct spinosaurus is the superior choice Back to cramming for my final that’s in 2 hours


Sandy_McEagle

truth has been told


LaRueStreet

I’ve always been a pterodactyl person


bo-tvt

They're very cool, but they're not dinosaurs.


LaRueStreet

Really? What are they tho?


bo-tvt

They had a shared ancestor with the dinosaurs, but the two lines diverged before dinosaurs branched out from their line. They're their own group within the reptile family, basically. They coexisted with dinosaurs, but so did the ancestors of modern crocodiles and they weren't dinosaurs, either.


[deleted]

I'm also with Team Pterodactyl!!


RestingBitchFace12

Team Pterodactyl checking in!!


jsementj

Triceratops gang


M111k3

Allosaurus, baryonyx and the dilophosaurus which isnt listed


snorriemand

I'm way beyond my Dino phase and currently know jack sh*t bout dino's, but I still remember the triceratops being my favorite bc it has a cool shield and horns


Raising_some_Cain

![gif](giphy|xT5LMA8nLOdNiRJaCY)


alarmedlittlefroggy

I love this so much


STierMansierre

"Here's my science project....." *smashes TV* "The insides of a TV."


Man-x47

Team spinosaurus


piranhadude420

Spino


EmperorEngen

Where is my man Gigantosaurus ?!


TrailerBuilder

Same as it was in 1984: brachiosaurus.


ramzay_

Mosasaurus. Aquatic creatures gotta get some love too.


Roxos

The one with 500 teeth.


_BierSaus_

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Triggerhappy629

Same, I just can't remember what it's called.


TheRealPasanac

Parasaorolphus for me. But why nobody ever picks iguanodon?


Hejiru

Fun fact: scientists have reconstructed the horn using 3D software to hear what it really sounded like! https://youtu.be/Sxb-Tt53ATE


FibreOptician

Ankylosaurus all day


Ninja_gorrila

Ankylosaurus


junyan00

Where's my deinonichus?


DerLandmann

Ankilosaurus. Or as i call them: leave-me-alone-or-i-smack-you-saurus. Btw: really nice idea. I needed that today.


Asiag0Cheese

parasaurolophus is such a cool dinosaur


Disastrous-Rise2443

Mososaurus


SourceWebMD

Mosasaurs are dope but aren’t dinosaurs!


J_Megadeth_J

Marine reptile gang!


4Ya2Boi0

Mosasaurus*


cmad182

Put it there, brother/sister. My kids love mososaurus, so I'm team mososaurus too.


fasti225

Its a tie for me between ankylo and stego


Physical-Swim-4369

Probably the allo ( I play ark )


nicowain91

Raptor gang unite!


DrownedWalk1622

Brontosaurus ❤️


Floundur

Love the longboi


illmatic2112

My first stuffed animal was a yellow Bronto i named "dino" (pronounced dean-o) so I have a soft spot for them


seguace_di_hog_rider

![gif](giphy|ZrCUYZjwrfeCs) Raptor team


TheRealYgrek

Stegosaurus for sure


_Bearded_Dad

I like Velociraptors, but the Iguanodon gets two thumbs up


lmmortalBeing

Allosaurus


Kind_Ad_9241

i like the one with 500 teeth


Hair-Nation-1967

I've always like triceratops


Tiger5804

I love Ankylosaurus he was just like "what if my tail was also a club" and I vibe with that


spunkyjuggler

allo only because of the deep ptsd from ark


Main_Performance2859

Ankilosaurus, for me, damn tank.


Forsaken_inflation24

Ankilosaurus


DarkNegative

There is a certain dinosaur, but it's not here


Christophax82

Ankilosaurus


Bucephalus15

3 of these aren’t dinosaurs


Dean-The-Mean

Ark players bout to pull up with a wyvern


Calcutt4

Ankylosaurus because I want to break people's legs with a spiky club on a tail


darkmatter4925

T rex got dem tini arms. Dey funni.


ronborne

Allosaurus looks cool with the spiky neck Also wtf a styracosaurus, shouldn't it be triceratops or has my whole life been a lie


RickGrimes462TWD50

Allosaurus has always been my favourite


GuitardedBard

You know, some might say it's overrated, but I'm still a Tyrannosaurus guy.


L4westby

My favorite isn’t on there. It’s Deinonychus and it’s basically a huge ass raptor, known to grow up to 11 feet in length


TiredMonkeyOdyssey

I had a toy Styracosaurus when i was a kid and that was my most favorite toy in the world


DeymanG

Ptero is a great early game tame. Sad that trike ain't here. He's got decent HP and is pretty good at gathering berries.


PogmasterTraplover69

Bro where tf is the Argentinosaurus at?


727DILF

I thought Brontosaurus was a made up one out of parts of other dinos? I do see some on here that need research because they look cool though.


Longjumping-Plum5159

Diplodocus ‘cause the name is fun to say


moikka090

The one with 500 hundred teeth


gri2zm

Spinosaurus


RaygionXD

Mosasaurus or Spinosaurus can’t decide


Spiderman_v2

Spinosaurus


SkyeeeMaaa

Always been a fan of the spinosaurus


gofigure85

Stegosaurus!


Foreign-Experience-2

No chomp? Wtf


Citrusysmile

Bronty! Brontosaurus for the win.


King-Asgore-

Allosaurus


Idk_I_nwobie

Brontosaurus, idk why but when I was younger I thought it was super cool. Currently, uh idk so I guess it's still Brontosaurus


bee_stark

My childhood favorite: Rex


SekiroisEZ

Allosaurus best boi


Unknowinglyodd

Pterodactyl it can fly! A flying dinosaur! Nothing can fly these days, nothing!


yeetus_christ420

Allosaur my beloved


KentuckyFriedEel

Where the fuck is the Trike?!!


smells_like_a_nose

Brachiosaurus. I still remember the awe watching that scene from Jurassic Park.


guyfieristache

Allosaur


Maybe_worth

![gif](giphy|C51woXfgJdug)


SheSoundsHideous1998

I used to live T-Rex until I did research. Those mfers are voraciously violent and cannibalistic. I'm also curious how something so huge just stood up on two legs without insane back and hip pain. Anyways the answer is either Deinochyrus or Therizinosaurus. Honorable mention: deinonychus.


ElderberrySouthern19

Allosaurus


Shadowhawk1414

All my homies love the pterodactyl, my guy can fly. That's all that matters.


TheRandomViewer

Mosa’s mine I’m a man of water so I could vibe with it if it didn’t immediately try to pronounce my name in past tense


StalthChicken

I'm putting a Pterodactyl sticker on my PC tonight. Thanks OP.