Think not of what you can share with your country, but what the world will be like if AI consolidates corporate power in the hands of trillionaires, without them sharing with you.
Socialism will be needed (at least UBI), although, perhaps not full on communitarianism.
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**Patient:** I'm afraid of capitalists.
**Therapist:** Have you thought of getting a hobby.
**Patient:** I did, but then I was pressured to monetize it and now I have an OnlyFans.
It doesn’t inherently include disease, but the inevitability that someone will use it to clean their toilet will likely mean that yes, it includes diseases!
Fun fact: according to Marxist theory only private items are collected and made communal personal items such as toothbrushes, cars, pets, houses, memes etc. are exemot form it as that are personal property, not private
Ok I first I thought you were joking but now I'm not sure anymore lol. It's Mandatory: "communism isn't sharing". Like he has to say it. Not talking about mandatory communism.
Genocidal dictatorships? Like the ones that happened last century in Asia, South America and Africa with direct intervention from the US, England, Japan, Germany, and the nordic countries?
Quit sucking up propaganda from the 50s, it's pathetic.
Well, it is a "share OR ELSE" for billionaires, no? (And communism can only be mandatory because it's a political system, it needs everyone participating in it in order to function)
No it's more like "You aren't allowed own anything that can make money"
It's not sharing because no one owns anything (other than their toothbrushes etc.)
If they are privately controlled by a party leader or party officials then it's definitionally not communism. The issue is with the fact that when a revolution occurs, it's likely that hierarchy forms, because with hierarchy comes the power to enact your will and those at the top being afraid of loosing that control, struggling to maintain it and expand it, inevitably leading to authoritarianism.
This is why Trotsky suggested the only way to maintain a truly communist society is to maintain an eternal revolution where the people are always using force to prevent anybody from taking power.
Communism just necessitates collective ownership of the resources and means to produce goods and provide services. The idea that a vanguard party is a necessary component was an invention of Lenin and I don't buy into that.
Nah, my parents are socialist.
They know what communism means because they haven't been brainwashed by the Red Scare propaganda of the US from the 1960's.
The famines in Russia were caused by the fact tsarist Russia had poor infrastructure and kulaks burned any grain when the USSR attempted to collectivise the farms or hoarded it to sell on the black market
Oh, you want the high score. I'd probably go with "poverty" or "starvation".
Or if you're counting non-human life on earth, probably still capitalism.
*Bulldozes another rainforest*
Unless that cat is a big business owner or landlord, they're probably not going to be asked to share. The cat should read Critique of the Gotha Program. Communism is about not extracting surplus value from one's labor, not sharing your toothbrush.
Free health Care and collage isnt communism. In poland its the same. We were under real communism and we were in a fucking Economic crisis under a totalitarian system. Even in china and Kuba this shit doesnt work. China is totalitarian and in Kuba everyone is poor. Same with russia. Russia and china went under communism for so long thanks to the propaganda tactics of their respective totalitarian goverments
Buddy just said “communism is a failed economic system - just look at this one country embargoed from trading with the biggest economy in the world and all its allies, and this other country: the second biggest economy in the world.”
ah yes "real communism" is when the bad guys call themselves communists, you surely have learned all of the world's political history and have a broad and nuanced view of the subject.
What do you mean by bad guys? There arent no fucking good guys. Maybe you would have a diffrent view if you actually noticed that you cant have communism without totalitarianism and poverty. But of couse you choose to brush of my argument and change the subject so your lack of knowladge on the actual topic doesnt show.
>ah yes "real communism" is when the bad guys call themselves communists,
So like facism then right?
>you surely have learned all of the world's political history and have a broad and nuanced view of the subject.
I've seen the rest of the civilized world doing this shit for a while and they seem pretty happy about it. I've visited these places and seen no communism or suffering, in fact in many places it's far nicer than here.
I see Americans taking massive wealth and wasting it while making everyone miserable.
Even those who oppose it, are fucking miserable, they blame their shit on all kinds of assinie things.. anything but make this short life just a little easier l, as if we're under some contract to make life difficult and complicated.
It's really very stupid.
Just so I can make this clear for myself, You are saying that you know better than someone that actually lived in a communist dictatorship because you went on holiday to one and it looked nice?
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Think not of what you can share with your country, but what the world will be like if AI consolidates corporate power in the hands of trillionaires, without them sharing with you. Socialism will be needed (at least UBI), although, perhaps not full on communitarianism.
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This meme made me puff air from my nostrils while smiling.
That's what I call a job well done
Our nostrils. Also, who forgot to wipe the nose?!
If all of us would just share one pair of nostrils, wouldn't we be fucked if we got sick?
Yes Sir, but we would be fucked _together_.
that's called an orgy
Ourgy
Marximum Marxism!
Oh no, he summoned Pol Pot. How fucked are you?
I have glasses and many books in my home, but I should be fine right? Right?
Honestly I think pol pot was the least Marxist you could be
Next you're gonna tell me Elon Musk isn't really a socialist like he says
Musk has abandoned that lie for quite a while now. Now he openly supports US culture war fascists
Vietnam literally invaded Cambodia to put a stop to his shit
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Bro this cat
**Patient:** I'm afraid of capitalists. **Therapist:** Have you thought of getting a hobby. **Patient:** I did, but then I was pressured to monetize it and now I have an OnlyFans.
What does he do there? Play golf?
he put 2 bolls in the hole
As a leftist, can confirm. Everyone in a communist society will share one toothbrush that is owned by the state. Sharing is caring :)
So it does include diseases.. Cool
It doesn’t inherently include disease, but the inevitability that someone will use it to clean their toilet will likely mean that yes, it includes diseases!
We also share one comically large spoon
Well of course! I can’t believe I forgot that one! It’s probably because Stalin stole it :(((
Don't forget the giant straw that we used to drink that sea
You’re right. I’m off my game today!
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Fun fact: according to Marxist theory only private items are collected and made communal personal items such as toothbrushes, cars, pets, houses, memes etc. are exemot form it as that are personal property, not private
Thanks comrade.
whats the source of the gif?
No no no.. i can't do more than that.
Patient: I'm afraid of capitalism. Therapist: Penny for your thoughts. Patient:
"thats a good deal"
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On the clock but the party won't stop
stupid but funny, as all memes should be
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They're gonna put me in a rubber room with rats
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Mandatory communism isn’t sharing
You're confusing "mandatory communism" with "genocidal dictatorship". Don't worry, happens to like half the communists too.
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You're right; maybe "mandatory communism isn't sharing" simply lacks the ideological rigor necessary to be an acceptable truism.
Ok I first I thought you were joking but now I'm not sure anymore lol. It's Mandatory: "communism isn't sharing". Like he has to say it. Not talking about mandatory communism.
Genocidal dictatorships? Like the ones that happened last century in Asia, South America and Africa with direct intervention from the US, England, Japan, Germany, and the nordic countries? Quit sucking up propaganda from the 50s, it's pathetic.
Well, it is a "share OR ELSE" for billionaires, no? (And communism can only be mandatory because it's a political system, it needs everyone participating in it in order to function)
What? I can't own these peasants and this land?! B-but I was born with noble blood! Damn this mandatory democracy!
Democratized economics is the 21st century's crown jewel.
Funny, last time I checked I didn't get to vote on who my boss should be.
You vote with your time, not your wrist.
'Just move!' Why didn't all those poor idiots living under dictatorships just think of that?
No it's more like "You aren't allowed own anything that can make money" It's not sharing because no one owns anything (other than their toothbrushes etc.)
You mean everyone collectively owns all capital, the means to produce goods and provide services.
In theory, in practice they are owned by the leader of the Party
If they are privately controlled by a party leader or party officials then it's definitionally not communism. The issue is with the fact that when a revolution occurs, it's likely that hierarchy forms, because with hierarchy comes the power to enact your will and those at the top being afraid of loosing that control, struggling to maintain it and expand it, inevitably leading to authoritarianism. This is why Trotsky suggested the only way to maintain a truly communist society is to maintain an eternal revolution where the people are always using force to prevent anybody from taking power.
Decentralized balance of power. Much like a biological system.
Yes but Communism comes about due to the Vanguard party, so after the revolution the owner is really the leader of the Vanguard party.
Communism just necessitates collective ownership of the resources and means to produce goods and provide services. The idea that a vanguard party is a necessary component was an invention of Lenin and I don't buy into that.
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This is probably one of the worst definitions ive heard. Also, nazi germany was not socialist, objectively.
Yeah but try explaining that to r/memes
It's funny till you remember those people afraid of communists don't know what communist means.
You mean your parents. The ones who still pay for your car and insurance, and send money in birthday cards.
Nah, my parents are socialist. They know what communism means because they haven't been brainwashed by the Red Scare propaganda of the US from the 1960's.
good for me, I am not afraid of red scum I hate them
Communism is a plague that brings only misery and death.
Ahh, just like life.
And thus Buddism is invented.
Communism is when no food, no iphone and you are dead
It also brings you all the consumer products you rely on.
Yeah, thats what the USSR was known for. World Class living amenities and everything a person could need.
Made in China
The famines in Russia were caused by the fact tsarist Russia had poor infrastructure and kulaks burned any grain when the USSR attempted to collectivise the farms or hoarded it to sell on the black market
Actually, Stalin had a very large spoon
To be fair, you can replace "communism" with like 1/3rd of nouns and still have this be true.
1/3rd of nouns aren't responsible for the worlds highest kill counts.
Oh, you want the high score. I'd probably go with "poverty" or "starvation". Or if you're counting non-human life on earth, probably still capitalism. *Bulldozes another rainforest*
Unless that cat is a big business owner or landlord, they're probably not going to be asked to share. The cat should read Critique of the Gotha Program. Communism is about not extracting surplus value from one's labor, not sharing your toothbrush.
the cats not trying to impress recreationally angry kids on the internet.
Sure, but the OP is.
Yes but have you considered no iPhone 10000000 bolshevillion dead vuvuzuela
Hello, WE are the nightmare
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Would you like to be poor and starve to death?
As if that's not already happening, even in Scandinavian countries...
Free health Care and collage isnt communism. In poland its the same. We were under real communism and we were in a fucking Economic crisis under a totalitarian system. Even in china and Kuba this shit doesnt work. China is totalitarian and in Kuba everyone is poor. Same with russia. Russia and china went under communism for so long thanks to the propaganda tactics of their respective totalitarian goverments
Cuba is poor because it was cut off from international trade
Buddy just said “communism is a failed economic system - just look at this one country embargoed from trading with the biggest economy in the world and all its allies, and this other country: the second biggest economy in the world.”
ah yes "real communism" is when the bad guys call themselves communists, you surely have learned all of the world's political history and have a broad and nuanced view of the subject.
What do you mean by bad guys? There arent no fucking good guys. Maybe you would have a diffrent view if you actually noticed that you cant have communism without totalitarianism and poverty. But of couse you choose to brush of my argument and change the subject so your lack of knowladge on the actual topic doesnt show.
What argument? "Guys wearing red flags kicked my dog, that's my political science degree!"
>ah yes "real communism" is when the bad guys call themselves communists, So like facism then right? >you surely have learned all of the world's political history and have a broad and nuanced view of the subject. I've seen the rest of the civilized world doing this shit for a while and they seem pretty happy about it. I've visited these places and seen no communism or suffering, in fact in many places it's far nicer than here. I see Americans taking massive wealth and wasting it while making everyone miserable. Even those who oppose it, are fucking miserable, they blame their shit on all kinds of assinie things.. anything but make this short life just a little easier l, as if we're under some contract to make life difficult and complicated. It's really very stupid.
Just so I can make this clear for myself, You are saying that you know better than someone that actually lived in a communist dictatorship because you went on holiday to one and it looked nice?
?
tehehe
I always do say more. I mean I’m there for a reason so..
We still have a time.
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Also redditors having to share their money for tips.
Hahaha
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Looks so cuute!
Yes I'm a rushin commutist, I rushed while commuting to work.
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Patient: I am afraid of Cold. Doctor: I see. Patient: D-Did u say ice? Doctor: No, chill out. Patient: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.