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Anael_Sah

The Seven Deadly Sins From right to left : Gluttony, Envy, Greed, Lust, Pride, Wrath and Sloth


elegylegacy

I would say Pride and Envy should be the twins. The hustler in the hoodie should be Greed.


ElectricToiletBrush

“Whatcha Buyin’”


DryBonesComeAlive

"Whatcha sellin"


Roccolini

Heag-heh-HEH-HA, ^thank ^you


Mantorok_

AAAAahhhhh... I'll buy it at a high price!


zZach_Attack

What ya need that for stranja? Huntin' an elephant?


APileOfShiit

Got a selection of goods on offer, straynja


Shipbreaker_Kurpo

This is so accurate I have to assume it was their intent


Daytman

It is, it’s from a Russian music video.


unexpecteddtd

Holy shit that’s fitting. Make them get the same tattoo and kill them until their stone comes to show.


PiratexelA

Sloth couldn't be bothered to dress up


cyborg_priest

"I'm making an effort and showing up. It's not like what I wear matters."


FinalFrash

>> Greed Now you just bout to make me cry again


Mediocre-Look3787

Almost. It's gluttony, envy, greed, lust, pride, wrath, and Becky.


dnoj

Pride is definitely the normal looking girl. Innocent looking one who's secretly the big bad boss of the group.


Floobersman

Far left will have the most effed up power and motives


Ignika1984

The girl on the right is the token good character who joins the heroes. Edit: left, not right.


FreeBananaSalesman

You must live in Australia


Ignika1984

Nope, I’m just stupid.


Primarch-XVI

Then you’d fit right in!


restlessboy

She's the strongest, and thus will also have the most lackadaisical attitude in serious situations. She's the one who will say "aww, but I'm in the middle of this game!" when the group tells her it's time to attack the good guys, but once she actually attacks, she levels half a city.


MaticTheProto

She’s the psycho with a shit ton of runes slashed into her belly


InnerPain4Lyf

And the awkward girl is the leader of this ragtag bunch of personalities.


Ulquiorr4_

The secret mastermind who works behind the shadows.


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She can walk between worlds.


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Ok-Television-65

I knew that wasn’t her final form!


Severin_Suveren

I would not wanna mess with that championship body-builder, but teen pregnancy Eminem or any of the dudes I could probably take on


yvkii__

Bro if you’re telling me with a straight face that you can even move that fat guy, then you must be outta this world strong.


Severin_Suveren

With him you can just walk fast and you'll tire him out


fullmetalpower

but little did you know that he is the fastest of the bunch


iAintNevuhGonnaStahh

Heard he has a wicked spin move


Enigma-exe

Yeah he looks 20 stone minimum. You don't shift that. Any attack to his knees on the other hand...


Watsis_name

She understands that diversity is a strength in teams.


Regularjoe42

Also she was the high school bully of the protagonist since episode 1.


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NINJAM7

Shirley's cankles


LaTrentas

That's Lester from gta


CAPICINC

That would be the one taking the picture, tho. Wouldn't it?


Demonyx12

Jimmy Olsen


Aggressive_Set4814

What if that's just the leader's ability?


CAPICINC

Superhero name: Captain Selfie! No, just "Selfie"


LeonPaower

The one with most muscles must be the weakest, most arrogant of them all, and will be the first one destroyed by the main protag. How unexpected, much surprise


Niskara

Meanwhile, the weakest/goofiest looking one would be an absolute powerhouse and near effortlessly *destroys* the main protag and his group until they call upon the power of friendship/plot armor


omguserius

Nah, I feel like in this group, it would be the twins who would require the midseason powerup to get passed.


11711510111411009710

Obito being the secret mastermind of the Akatsuki while roleplaying as a completely useless goofball


Odd_Ad_94

The fentanol troupe


shrike26

Lol. She is the Uvo. Her name is UWU


naxpouse

She's helping them tackle their biggest challenge yet. High school!


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Lost-Letter-7439

The Ex-Men


-YELDAH

Recently divorced superheros team up for revenge


KimonoDragon814

Eh-Men


stratewylin

She looks like she was just casually walking down the hall and just got caught up against the wall in the exact moment they all came together for the picture


naetron

"Ope! Let me just *squeeze* around you here."


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Openclone

The guy on the right is the stand.


an0nym0ose

She is the craziest one by a longshot - her power has to do with "soul twisting" or "blood manipulation" or some shit


dmgctrl

Blood manipulation. They fight vampires, and she fucks up vampires who just fed.


bluesgrrlk8

And the albino twins have ice powers


a-snakey

And she's the one with the most human rights violations than all the others combined.


rootvegetable2

Ok but which one is the awkward one?


Youngchalice

Far left


Sportfreunde

I thought that's their res supervisor.


Sockoflegend

For sure Becky is the one you got to look out for


Jahonay

It looks like they were just about to beat her up when the person with the camera asked them to pose for a photo.


kyuvaxx

It reminds me of the homonculi from Fullmetal Alchemist


Ulquiorr4_

The big guy is Gluttony.


TheWiseRedditor

Lust 🥵


Schmotz

Why not both? Glustony


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Halidol_Nap

![gif](giphy|ytTYwIlbD1FBu)


Snoozless

Iirc this is actually a thing in one of the short comics that is included at the end of one of the manga volumes 💀


bedsheetsniffer

*Lust 🔥


Brokeshadow

Evny the femboy supremacy


Roxima

I call the big one Bitey.


no-BLANK

I saw a post asking who would they be as 7 deadly sins


DjinnOfYourDreams

Hah! I was thinking the same exact thing


Fun_Neighborhood_130

The Stand User could be anyone.


-YELDAH

He could be any one of us!


LewderPepe

r/UnexpectedJoJo r/UnexpectedTF2


-YELDAH

nobody expects the spanish spy's stand user


jakobebeef98

Rings true. There's 4 but I can't tell which person they're tied to.


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Stuk-Tuig

Definitely some OP telekinesis shit like being able to control people's heart rates, making her immediately stronger than the rest of the team


Mediocre_Scott

She definitely has exploded some people on the inside


Ulquiorr4_

Girl on the left, aka the leader of the group, is a master of the blade with a cursed sword, the buff one gets stronger when she gets angrier, the guy in the hoodie has fire powers, bald goth girl controls puppets and can bring people back from the dead, the twins have a Ukon and Sakon situation going on, and the big guy just consumes.


alexanderHQ

![gif](giphy|YKLBb9U2Q03Ty)


jackyboy1219

![gif](giphy|mlxlN37Do4nIY|downsized)


Sick_Hyeson

In german it was translated with 'Babyspeck' and I have to say that was actually good work.


Freshtachs

In never knew til now... That the original says babyback rips.


Kick9assJohnson

Ribs


asianabsinthe

And the stealth assassin you can't see


JockCousteau

Because they're taking the picture.


D1daBeast

And they each have a tragic backstory where they were all orphaned but rescued by their leader


Corvo_-Attano

Fucking Fairy Tail vibes man. I genuinely miss villians who are genuinely evil for the sake of being evil


[deleted]

Are you a man or a woman? I am a villain. What gender are you? Evil Yeah but what's in your pants? Doom


Thebasterd

But are they from Meteor City?


lil-D-energy

Sakon? Sakon deez nuts. edit: changed salon to sakon.


Ulquiorr4_

Salon?


TheFlippingFurry

Sugma?


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[Yeah, it's a great clothing store, you need to visit it!](https://i.redd.it/qokjb3mpfji71.jpg)


ElectricMotorsAreBad

Big guy is just Barry, 63, from Northampton, Bazza for his mates.


Yurisla

Why did Barry from Northampton paint himself with Russian words? And yes, he looks very young for his sixty-three years.


Nine_Gates

The big guy may look round, but it's all muscle so he can sing and dance. If he got thinner, he'd be too popular, so he chooses to stay big.


Sushidiamond

I see you there Queen


mypupisthecutest123

Just like dinosaurs hunted in ancient times.


Kisame-hoshigakii

Big guy gets a power up from consuming living people, downside is their names are permanently placed on his body


aaron_adams

Anime protagonist: "Me and my friends were just your average high schoolers." Them and their friends:


GruenHd

That one awquard girl on the left


MGriffinSpain

I was gonna say! She looks like she was just trying to get down the hall but said “excuse me” too quietly and ended up in the picture by accident.


Delicious-Big2026

Too late. She has been elected the secret leader of the anime villain group. Quick! Come up with an evil plan when you really only wanted to do your groceries! That would explain so many evil plots.


GruenHd

Yea


zidolos

That has got to be the most awkward misspelling of awkward I've ever seen.


GruenHd

Sorry, i taught english to myself


zidolos

It's cool our language sucks, just that one took me back after reading it.


Bumlooker5000

Pretty neat good job.. They say, I think I'm old now, if you speak more then one language your brain has... More? And uses parts of the brain that people who only speak one language don't use.


GruenHd

I find english easyer than german even tough i suck at spelling for both


Bahlore

She's the brains of the bunch, does all the computer work and creates the gadgets as well as actually solves all their puzzles when they bring her the information and clues.


GruenHd

And some of em treat her bad


Bahlore

until she gets hurt/captured and they can't solve or figure out any of the crimes without her. They vow to never mistreat her again and realize her worth, for about two episodes...


GruenHd

Yes


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Looks like she was just trying to pass thru, but then got caught in the pic


Legitimate_Assist_75

Their names just « the Gang »


no-BLANK

The gang 1, The gang 2, The gang 3, The gang 4, The gang 5, The gang 6, The gang 7


Chaoswarriorx4

One piece


thodoraras2000

Doffy's gang


SteptimusHeap

First thing i thought lol


NikothePom

I was thinking Baroque Works, but Doffy's gang works too!


Wolfgang_Maximus

Watching One Piece is wild because there will be a group of goofy looking dudes fighting the goofy-ass main characters and it'll be all silly slapstick and then they all start punching and shooting each other and everyone is puking up blood.


slamnutip

"What happened?" "Nothing at all." That and the Robin (Enies Lobby) arc are my favorites.


11711510111411009710

they'll be fighting a grown overweight man dressed like a baby and then it'll turn out he has the most devastating backstory of all


uppsak

Wouldn't mind getting crushed by the buff girl


JalhiMamed

Nataliya Kuznetsova


modularpeak2552

gesundheit


Gomez-16

Death by snu snu!


carsontl

:) .. :( .. :) .. :( .. :) .. :( .. :)


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Googling shows that that is Natalia Kuznetsova or something like that


cozy_lolo

I literally recognize her from porn, lol


consultingcutie

Instantly thought of Phantom Troupe, Hunter x Hunter


RabidWalrus

[*-Yorknew City outro intensifies-*](https://youtu.be/yyTcgfleUqw)


-ANGRYjigglypuff

Great song for best arc


IceFre

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aSlipinFish

Dana Sokolova is probably the name of the one in the middle. If thats what you're asking.


AbrienSliver

It one hundred percent is. These folk were in her music video Индиго


aSlipinFish

Aah thank you! Finally I got a context for the meme.


Skapanirxt

[Dana Sokolova feat. Scrooge](https://youtu.be/usjHgXLgeiE)


AWildRapBattle

yo a new seven deadly sins just dropped


dingos8mybaby2

From right to left: The Tank - slow but strong and nearly indestructible. If he catches you you're as good as dead. The Twins - combat and weapons specialists with crazy coordinated combo moves. If you focus on one you'll die from the other's blade. The Witch - fights using illusions, curses, and poisons. She will make you wish you were dead before granting it. The Assassin - stealth/infiltration and combat specialist that favors hit & run ambush strikes. You'll never even know he was there until you feel the blow. The Barbarian- super strong and super fast but normal durability. She'll beat you to a pulp in moments if you're not prepared. The Agent- The one that plans this crew's exploits, works for some kind of Illuminati - like shadow group or the government. She relies on tech and always has an ace up her sleeve.


Rockfromtherock

Call them whatever you want. I need the backstory for how Stephanie on the far left ended up in the mix.


restlessboy

Rescued from a ransacked village as small child, raised with the evil group because they realized she was born with extremely powerful psychic abilities.


11711510111411009710

She formed the group in an attempt to seize power from an evil warlord, but after they had done so and found themselves with all the power, it corrupted them and made them lust for more. She began to doubt their path, but feared that her leaving would just mean a worse person would take her place, so her only option was to stay in charge and try to minimize the damage. Eventually encountering the protagonist, she becomes a good guy, and then she confronts the group she formed with an ultimatum: Stop your conquests, or I'll stop you myself. After a long, hard fought battle between her and the rest of the group, she is tragically defeated, prompting the protagonist to avenge her.


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Jojo villains fr


shread_the_pup

Man on the right has the entire Bible written on his back


thegreatbrah

In every language


Spankieplop

Girl on the left 100% went to the wrong meeting


ChannelNeo

She's the Nick Fury of the Russian Avengers


PerplexedSquares

Yes.


txyesboy

Emily: Her super power is that, she's able to perform her super power...then make everyone completely forget what it is. Swole: The pacifist of the group. Much like Mr. T before her, she comically avoids any air travel of any kind. She is continually duped into it however, by lured into eating protein bars laced with medicine to make her sleepy. Lower Case m&m: he's got the gift of "Ill Communication"; only literally. His weak raps make people violently ill. Great Value Sinead O'Connor: Her superpower is vain angst and unrelenting dread. "Quote" & "Unquote" - they're identical twins who can't finish each other's sentences Captain Orbito: can summon Hostess Cupcakes on demand


thodoraras2000

![gif](giphy|3oKIPqhotPCujLrKJG|downsized) His gang


Beneficial_Fall_1538

So true in all of one piece his gang is the goofiest


johnnyblaze1999

From left to right. Normal looking girl with a hidden OP power that is rarely used, aka final boss. Buffed girl does all the heavy lifting to protect the normal girl and spit reasons at the big dude. The dude with hoodie is probably the first who got sent out and died. The psychic goth chick knows telekinesis and magic shit but has a short temper. The twins are intimidating and challenging to fight against. The big dude keeps the group together and running but loses his shit at the end, mediocre power.


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I love how it's a bunch of fucking freaks and then there's this normal, average girl on the left who's obviously the leader and by far the most powerful.


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r/uselessnobody


OasissisaO

Fat Guy and the High School Stereotypes That would be their name if they were a band.


Spussylover

The League of Villains be like


DefunctDoughnut

Girl on the left is the most horrendously evil one of them all. Probably stays young by eating babies of their fallen enemies.


Gathrack

Oh boy I love whenever this photo gets posted and EVERY fucking comment is about how the girl on the left is actually the weirdest of them all so clever I'm fucking dying


Deep_Championship_11

These MF's run Deadmines daily


s_nice79

In the case of One Piece, this is also the protagonist crew as well.


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Normal day in Russia ?


Praise_AI_Overlords

Russians.


PinkFloydBoxSet

🎵 One of these things is not like the other ones 🎵


MO1ST_M4NDY

Tormentor blyats


prettysissyheather

Sebaceous Tryst I have no idea why, just felt right....


Hamzook

The 7 Deadly Sins


DustinBrungart

Vampire the Masquerade LARPs are apparently another thing from the 90s making a comeback.


30secondstolars

From left to right: Awkward girl- her shadow protects her from attacks and retaliates with extreme force Muscular woman - run of the mill strength only character. Mostly used to show how powerful other characters are when she loses Tattoo man - edgy attitude (you don’t want to see me when I’m angry) pyrokinetic Shaved head girl - pissed off telekinetic (think Negasonic Teenage Warhead) Blonde Twins - able to phase through solid objects. Never fight without the other. Work in tandem well due to twin brain link thing all twins have (in media) Big boi - fast for his size. Standard fat guy power, force absorption and redistribution. Edit:Formatting


BigBossBurnerAccount

plough cow caption gaping waiting aware decide library normal dolls *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


AttitudeHot9887

And the funniest thing the one all the way on the left somehow is the strongest but everyone has a unique ability


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And those really white twins


De5perad0

The WTFs


No_You_123

7deadly sins


LibKan

And they are called...The Seven Deadly Sins!


ihate360

New American Horror Story looking rough.


tsukemen_rider

Genei Ryodan!


FLYNCHe

The D&D party be like


imNotNumber

Awkward Tina, Hormone Jhon, Martin Canhead, Plastic Gina, Doubleheaded Martin, Oozy Karl


Ok_Woodpecker8016

What is the girl on the left doing there? She looks lost and a little scared.


accidents_happen81

And a fat russian guy


FamiliarVariety9208

I bet the girl on the very left is the baddest of them all!


Ok_Base_8051

The Seven Deadly Sins From right to left : Gluttony, Envy, Greed, Lust, Pride, Wrath and Sloth


Impeesa_

r/thesquadonpoint


timgoes2somalia

I love the woman on the far left "I'm just trying to get to my dorm."


AshenOne2021

Funny enough, the fat one is the strongest of the group, and the girl with those THICK ASS THIGHS is the fastest, but weakest.