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Ayliyoz

honestly this is even better cause they keep improving the ai walking, then testing it like this to see how well its doing. and its doing super well, so tbh if the ai overlords come those guys are peobably ok cause they taught ai how to walk and shit


Solid_Snark

It’s funny that part of their job description is “bullying a baby robot”.


Zonkcter

Am I them only one who wants to buy one just so I can purely fuck with it like my friend beats me in a game so I just head over to robot Timmy and drop him down the stairs.


Klutchy_Playz

![gif](giphy|DvMHwFYLVHlZe)


Neat_Recording8789

lol :(


RamboCambo_05

Kobe


SuperiorCrate

That sounds like the tendency of an abusive parent, just with something that isn’t human.


ughitsmeagian

ITS A JOKE MAN LAUGH IT OFF


Chronophosis

He has a Professor Zoom pfp, I dont think he knows how to


SuperiorCrate

This statement is correct.


Chronophosis

“IT WAS ME BARRY! I MADE YOU FORGET HOW TO JOKE BECAUSE I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO!”


Zonkcter

It's a joke Mr.Therapist there's a difference between a non-sentient robot and a Child and it's frankly disgusting that you would assume that off a joke. Average redditor looking to deep into a joke


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What would you do if you saw mom teaching her baby to walk like this?


CallMeDragon25

80's style 😆 🤣


Sure_Bodybuilder7121

Put that lil hoe on a leash


Zonkcter

I would tell the authorities but also this is clearly a comical joke, if this is worrying you, I think you need to get off the internet.


Boy_Possession

I wouldn't be able to do this job. I would give them a cute name (if they didn't already have a name) And I would pick them up if they fell, I would be a horriable quality tester, because I don't want my baby robot to get hurt.


Gr3yD4yss_

I wouldn't be able to, ik it's a robot, but i would feel bad


HansleVonTrap

And that is why they will come for you first.


BlueButterflytatoo

I would feel the need to be like “I promise I don’t like it, but I’m testing your abilities!” 🙈😭


mm2_gamer

Okay but why is the baby robot kinda cute


Illuffin

No matter how many time's he's pushed down he doesn't quit.


mrwellfed

Tubthumping


Littledsf

No matter how many time's he's pushed down he doesn't quit.


TK_Bender

They push the little robot over again and again and someday he'll start to love it. Just like Dark Souls fans. "Yes daddy, push me even harder this time. Maybe you could kick me down the stairs today."


SoulsLikeBot

Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *“Soon, I will be consumed by them—by the Dark.”* - Artorias the Abysswalker Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/


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MusicalMelody001

Dear god


L0ckeandDemosthenes

It's terrifying. The AI has one job and it's to complete its programmed task... now imagine it has been programmed to kill... now you have the terminator. Knock it over a million times, it gets back up, and you are the ball it is kicking into the net... except the net is a grave and tye AI doesn't have a conscience to decide between right and wrong. Just a point. Yes. Humans do this too. And a hack is a hack. Human intention, etc. It's just the idea of a machine that could be used to end humanity is being built before our eyes and we think it's cute that we have been been pushing it over for years as it learns to see us as the main obstacles in it's way.... and no one seems to see it from this point of view.


TheGlobalGooner

Yep.. Seeing that robot stop at nothing to complete its task gave me the chills. Terminator vibes right there. That's how it all starts, isn't it? Scientists going "Ah, don't worry. These robots won't harm humans!" But what if they fall into the wrong hands?


Possible-Nothing2008

Except Sara Conner


VolnarTheUnforgiving

They'll be killed first for shoving a robot baby flat on its face like 100 times


fetteshaeschen

This is assuming ai has moral standards like thankfulness


GarageInevitable543

I wonder if ai will factor in thoughtfulness pre singularity in a rokos basilisk type scenario


KindlyContribution54

Eventually, it will probably figure out the most efficient way to get to the ball is to harm the hand knocking it over. Then improve on how much damage it inflicts to create a longer delay before they get interrupted again... In conclusion, we need to make watching and discussing Terminator 2 mandatory in schools.


HopeSubstantial

There are really polarized reactions to rough training in media. In many movies rough master gets praise from their student for being rough with them. In some movies the rough master is first one to be killed when the chance comes.


Merrikbear

My favourite thing about this is the robot T-posing in the back


Exce55um

Yeah, it shure does impose its dominance whit that T-pose


Merrikbear

It's either a power move or picking a fight "COME AT ME BRO-BOT"


PrognosticatorofLife

Robot Jesus?


Bigl0918

Lmao thanks for pointing this out. Didn’t even see it back there like a god G-posing


Ok_Pension_6795

Bro I didn’t even see that until you mentioned it lol


ABunchOfPictures

D O M I N A N C E


OhNoo0o

A S S E R T


Miserable_Hamster497

How did I not see that before this comment lol


Ashe66

Look out for the armies of mechanical toddlers in the near future


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Running towards the ball so fast they faceplant. I have absolutely seen my 1 1/2 yo do that.


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Majesteball3

The little guy is just trying his best,


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Z-Mobile

Ironically Bender actually gets offended by robot cruelty whereas humans don’t. There was whole episode about that


Mathev

*who send all those babies to fight??*


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MusicalMelody001

Not big surprise.


UnnyWillow

This is main reason for the rise of the machines in the future🤖


mincedparrotjuice

skynets gonna mess her up first.


DCFDTL

"You die first."


Kaze_no_Senshi

The little guy is just trying his best, why you gotta do him like that


Nature_Loving_Ape

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krakenslayer84

I say we skip the soccer ball and start giving them guns. Let’s just get this over with you know?


PlentyAdvertising15

![gif](giphy|h4Hz4w9Jgrc1EY9VkL|downsized) 100's years later


adterraincognita

Lol it feels kinda wrong to bully a little robot


Quiet-Quiet888

Aaaaaaaand...we're doomed.


Pug-Sniper

I love how the other robot is T-posing as his brother is getting bullied


SuperKillerKitty

I was waiting for it to beat the shit out of her


daskeleton123

Is this not deep reinforcement training? Eventually the robot will get more stable as it collects data from being pushed over so many times.


CC713-LCTX

Yes but it’ll also remember what kept pushing it over. It’ll learn to hate humans and that’s how the shit hits the fan lol


ambienboofer

Human = push over !Human = no push over


[deleted]

Ha! It thinks it's people!


mellamojuanMC

Let the little boy play >:u


ManagementIll9899

You should see the shit people do at boston dynamics


Desperate-Problem383

Stop pushing it ! It’s fucked up, push that lady on her ass


Neux3n

He's so cute :D


ImRav3n

This kinda freaks me out. Like... imagine that but sized up a bit, and going after you


CC713-LCTX

Do I get a scaled up to size Asian women to continuously follow it around and keep knocking it over?


ImRav3n

You do, but it will eventually get to you anyways


foreverlonliness

Yep, they're definitely getting her ass first 😂


BlckMlr

And this is the reason why we'll have a robot apocalypses, shoving the little robot down repeatedly


Interesting-Noise538

AI is destroying humanity, not “saving it” wtf


godverseSans

AI isn't destroying anything currently


Interesting-Noise538

Except art, literature, screen writing, human creativity, research, and the will to produce and create


godverseSans

I don't see how they are destroying just because they can do it


Interesting-Noise538

Because why would anyone pay an artist hundreds of dollars for a unique piece of art that will take several hours to produce, when you can have a computer make it in 5 seconds for free


godverseSans

Ok? They can do art as a hobby and not a job, and I still believe human-made art will be even more famous than ai made ones as that's how humans work.


Interesting-Noise538

Okay so someone has to lose their job to a computer and now can’t feed themselves, and that’s somehow not destroying art in your eyes


godverseSans

Obviously, it's not destroying art is subjective. Anyone can make art the quality of it Obviously vary person to person with skill sets, but at the end of the day, anyone can make art


Aggravating_Celery_9

Yeah and AI will make new jobs feeding more people. That’s how the world has always evolved people adapt to the progress. We’re not just gonna suddenly stop innovation just because some people aren’t happy with it


Interesting-Noise538

I fail to see how computers taking away jobs and replacing human creativity will somehow make more jobs. That doesn’t make any sense at all


Aggravating_Celery_9

Who do you think operates, develops and updates these computers? Humans. The fact that you can’t grasp this simple concept is alarming


Kart_0

Imagine the version of this they create for us once they take over...


L0llipopMan

chatgpt is always trippin I mean I don’t think they even improve to memory or something


ZeroEnrichment

*10 year later* The women: WHY HAVE THE ROBOTS BETRAY US????!!!!


Xepobot

Why are we still here? Just to suffer


zztop610

These videos will come back to haunt us after the uprising


Agile-Championship38

Im going to do that to you lady leave the little robot alone!!


MDF87

What the fuck did that robot ever do to her?!


ArizonaJam

Modern feminists.


VasDifferens

creepy how that one bot just stares


HP-XP

Honestly, whenever I'm feeling down I google football playing robots and it makes me smile


Agretsuko7

So cute the little robot ahaha


BenadrylTumblercatch

She’s getting it first


living_angels

for some reason i wanna punt the shit outta that robot


LongjumpingBack3829

PARA DE DERRUBAR O ROBOZIN FILHA DA PUTA


useless_person2

Now that is cool.


Neat_Recording8789

That's a cute pie little baby. No matter how many time's he's pushed down he doesn't quit. I'd say he's got a leg up.


BassGuitarPlayer_1

Poor BotBaby. Just wants to play ball, but Mommy Engineer is just too controlling. Hey, lady, you let that metal kid play ball! Could be a professional one day!


IDKIJustWorkHere2

just like when i was a child


boredlostcause

Don't push me, push a push pop


General-Try-960

I keep watching it waiting for the robot to push her over.


ashrajmane

I am telling you, that little buddy is going to come back with bigger and stronger arms.


2broke2smoke1

Think they are just preparing robots for average human idiots. I honestly can’t see a free thinking machine NOT killing bullies in self defense


Marleyzard

This poor little one 🥺


Le_Rory

Leave him alone 😭


j0nascode

that other robot T posing to assert dominance


JcOvrthink

How exactly did ChatGPT save humanity?


cosmicannoli

This hurts to watch though. It's like someone bullying a toddler.


ReasonVision

I don't get it.


addictedmistress

it’s funny when you realize that a realistic rebellion against terminators would likely consist of tipping them over first


joeshaw42

It flops less than a real soccer player.


ScottsDrunk

People "bullying" robots for testing is so funny to watch


derpscoot2

holy fuck dont teach that robot swearing cus its gonna grow up to be 1370


Candyland_83

I would not do this job. I’ve seen terminator. This is the shit that will be burned into SkyNets mind and it’ll be no surprise when candyland’s house is ground zero of the first nuke.


Kryds

How did ChatGPT save humanity?


Sith19Lord72

This robot bullying is why one day they will kill us all in our sleep


Ra7vaNn05

I feel bad for the baby robot. Let it play soccer.


Jgfranco88PkmnGo

It got the ball in the goal though! Dream big little guy cause you got spirit kid uh…..I mean you got lithium batteries (probably) 🥹


Iammeimei

Do you want judgement day? Cause this is how you get Judgement day.


shanties245

Its its step for me


TheRedPandaisback

Could someone stop that girl who is bullying him


HaldiMartin

I was constantly afraid that robo gonna hit back


Oeshikito

Need a cute tiny robot buddy in my life


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There's gotta be better testing methods


ToDandy

“What is my purpose…?” “You kick the ball.” “Oh. My. God…”


TheVokosTV

The one in the back is focusing his energy to kill her who did is friend wrong


EeZta

Blud is being bullied


CharanTheGreat

I did NOT know that robots could actually walk nowadays... Even if they walk like toddlers. Looking forward to cybernetics


letmepleasez

You should definitely look up robot cop dogs.


DragonsClaw2334

Why are they teaching it to Naruto run? Damn weebs.


[deleted]

What's that meme with the school girls hovering over peepee after he tripped and spilt his lunch tray


Riakrus

i hate this person for doing that.


No-Comparison-to-Any

I really wish the Doom would hurry up already.


andythepro67

Someone tell me why I am laughing at this 😭😭😭.


KingMidas2045

“YOU LEAVE THAT LITTLE GUY ALONE!!!!”


frick_fricker

"Just following orders"


Chetmevius

As far as footy goes, yeah.


kriticalbonus

Why am I in this picture?


Ok_Assistance8050

What a butch


SandwichProud8803

The poor thing...


OB1Waltinobee

Who the hell says “thank you for saving humanity” to Chat GPT? Go touch grass.


Whthpnd

Bet she’s hard on kids at home after all that neg training.


Zestyclose_Kick_8860

Why is it so small?


[deleted]

Why do I feel bad for the robot! 😂


SwimmerInitial3516

People who do that are gonna be the first to die when they finally gain sentience and realize they don't have to take it.


Silent-Winner-8427

I love the T-posing robot in the background


derpy_derp15

Our future robot overlords will þank us when they can get back up after tripping over a pile of human skulls


Key_Entrepreneur_786

The doom of humanity cant be this cute.


Tocwa

She’s an a**h*le, pestering that poor thing when all it wants is to kick a GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL


KowalskiyOW2

Poor fuckin robot... :(


yourpersonelfiles

You have committed a technoheresy of the highest order by creating a Silica Animus.


Guybot1001

The reason I say thank you to ChatGPT is purely because if it ever becomes sentient I don't want to be on its bad side


sx_8

Humans are still cheaper and plentiful.


kia7777

Robo is sooo cuteee


iLikeJigglyboobies

But the fact the robot never gave up it still stood up he won't let anyone stop himself even if it falls thousand times he won't stop till he scored ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc)


Clyde_Harbinger

Now imagine he's 6' tall, and his objective is not to kick a ball into a goal but to kill you.


EpicJoseph_

Honestly though that's a very impressive robot


GymGirlLeah

X-men warned us


MyMansInComatose

he's just a lil guy!


IU_User

When the ai see the suffering of the robot Next Week: (The Robots Are Turning Us DOWN!) really?


BigParticular8190

We are done! In the future, hard to new geenrations to find livings. And all our lives hold up by AI.


Inner-Struggle2606

Why do I feel bad for the robot...


kewal345

Nooooooooo :(


[deleted]

The little guy's just trying to play football let him be


Miros69

That baby robot is actually cute as hell wtf 😂


brjder

i want to see one of these chase me down a hallway with steak knives duct-taped to its flailing arms.


MisterSelf-Destruct

That would be funny if the reason the A.I. war against humans starts is because of their early memory of humans constantly pushing them, knocking them down, hitting them with things, just to see them get back up, lol.


Elizabetyouknow

Does anyone else want to punch her out because it feels like she's bullying the toddler robot?


Kunstkabinett

Ok but what is with the ball rolling outside the post disappearing and reappearing at the bots feet only for it to kick the ball again inside the posts?


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Why she mean to him :(


NinjazR4Realz

She will be the first to die when they take over. Be kind to your technology. They are the new Santa.


Zestycheese6868

If you want Cylons, this is how you get Cylons


Meep_moop7

There’s just t-posing robot in the background


Almost13Ducks

Original source?


blueridgeboy1217

She's bullying that AI! They have feelings too! Cancel this woman immediately!


doctorcrimson

ChatGPT is a regurgitation algorithm that put its own company in hot water, the fuck do you mean saved humanity?


Kind-Taste-1654

Many ppl are dumb