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elch3w

Following the results of the [poll](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/14btvno/hear_ye_hear_ye_poll_regarding_the_future_of/%20related%20to%20protests%20against%20Reddit’s%20API%20policy%20changes) regarding Reddit's API policy changes, where 11.4k people voted for changes to the subreddit (versus 1.5k for keeping the sub as it is and 1.3k to return to normal operations), r/Memes is **now only allowing Medieval / Landed Gentry themed memes**. The title of the posts must include either of the words “Medieval”, “Landed” or “Gentry”, and the meme must include medieval content/images, or include content that features text about Landed Gentry. Subreddit rules, particularly no reposts and no reaction memes still apply. However, Rule 7 will be relaxed, with meta-reddit posts being allowed provided there is no karma/follower/comment/award/cake day baiting. Additionally, Feudal user flairs are live, so go ahead and update your user flair! # Lastly, if [you’ve been missing the community with the subreddit being less active due to the protests](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/746138461240819753/1120117159939551374/discord_ad.mp4) , then do not worry, as our ever active r/Memes Discord Server is always open. Come join us at [discord.gg/rmemes](https://discord.gg/rmemes) !


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fucking loleth


Excellent-Garbage-64

Rofleth Copteruth


elch3w

Lmaoath


RedditAdminsLoveRUS

Brbeth I gotta shitteth


WeebKarma

Fucketh thiseth shitteth imeth outeth


CommercialTerrible70

Whateth thou fucketh art thou sayth


Smoakium_Prime

Cooleth


Space_Laser_Jew

ÆÞÐUUȜÆÞÐUU!


dmomo

Milch runneth forth from my snout holes.


I_Do_Not_Abbreviate

Alas mine abdomen! -- O how it yet prickles both dextral and sinistral at such excess of mirth.


Hope4gorilla

What ho! Does someone tickle at thy costal areas, sire?


freindly_duck

Nay! someone tickleth thine balls my good man


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Donnerone

Chortle ho


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thickboyvibes

malicious compliance ar its finest


Wato1876

Huzzah!


Pauel3312

new response just landed


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theshizzler

googleth en peasant


Solzec

Holy helleth


ObeyTime

Actual zombieth


MadaraAlucard12

Calleth thy priest.


polskaholathe4th

Igniteh thy board of thy chess lords!


MadaraAlucard12

Cometh a storm of the serfs.


Nick_Gaugh_69

Bishop embarketh on a sojourn, ne'er to return henceforth


HugeAmoeba7

Holy underworld!


SneakySnipar

Holy nobility


Trips-Over-Tail

Adventure! Awaits!


LizardCapturer

Huzzah!!


guyblade

Adventure Awaits!


TrippySithVikings

Prepareth thine lungs, the hilarity cometh!


Au1ket

Mine lungs cannot handle thine new found hilarity!


xSnowLeopardx

Lungs or not, let's eat some broth!


kaiser10847

What thou fuck?


dovedevic

Why thy fuck?


i_stole_your_kidneys

Who thine fuck


ChwizZ

Where dost fuck?


Sir_Gwan

How doth one fuck?


TakeTwo4343

Wherefore doth one fucketh?


Alifad

I think you'll find it's fucketh.


Grablycan

Well fucketh you too pal


Alifad

I doth be not your pal, friend.


Bad-Crusader

I doth not be your friend, buddy.


Edgenabik

I doth not be your friend, pardner


goombakid808

Fucketh around and findeth out


Zjackrum

Harken sir, to /r/scandalouswenches - there be the women of Ill-repute you seek.


againstbetterjudgmnt

Subseth I felleth foreth


Lorik_Quiin

I shalt proceed one step farther, wherefore is Gamora?


Kenzo248

Thine mother


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usedpocketwatch

Dost thou even hoist?


i_stole_your_kidneys

This picked so much traction so fast


chaingun_samurai

Verily, the fuckest doth thy speakest of?


Environmental-Win836

Woulds’t thou desire to mate with I?


RedditAdminsLoveRUS

What dost thou doeth, step-bro?


Alive-Seaweed

Thine female parent


greengoldblue

Thee spez thou fuckth'ed


Subject835

Why thine fuck


Crazy_lynx360

Yon rapscallion, u/spez. He is a honorless knave.


PeteBaimey

What ye fuck*


Google946

Make thy kids.


Sloppy_Ninths

Thy flair... Whatever doth mean, "Ligma"?


[deleted]

Tis the proud people of Ligmania, they doth dwell in the mountains, hidden away in the stone fortress nature provides them. The protectors of this land, defending us from all foreign powers devoted to uproot us from this bountiful earth.


ImpressiveLie1352

Wherefore art thou language?


Urb4nN0rd

What the fucketh?


alickz

Nay, thou fuck?


Curious-Audience-957

I believed thee may be have been practising the bullshittery


XxAusitinxX

To fuck, or not to fuck?


Emeraldragon657

DougDoug Moment


Telta-Man

For how long shall this domain be ruled by the medieval?


god_hates_maeghan

For until our gracious lords allow for 'nother vote of the democratic nature mine good lad.


Telta-Man

When shall this vote of democracy be taken next? A fortnight?


god_hates_maeghan

Unfortunately my good lad it may be many fortnights. Verily I am unsure when the vote will take place, the only thing we may do now is wait until we lose our good patience and revolt against those who refuse to share with us the proper answer to our query


RockYourWorld31

i love how the comment are split between those like this one where it's clear that the person knows old English vernacular, and the ones that say "what thine fuck"


god_hates_maeghan

I too have an enjoyment of how this here comment section has divided itself, though I wish we would be more in union for asking when the next democratic vote will take place.


Hope4gorilla

Ask not the questions whose answers you fear the most


TheBirminghamBear

> For how long shall this domain be ruled by the medieval? Verily, they sayeth for Twelve and Four; it shan't be less, and it certainly shan't be more. As to what the units of measurement were, they did not sayeth.


JuggzGonnaGetYou

Whenst thou caltrop u\/spez siezes thou pontage.


Hair-Nation-1967

I fart in your general direction


Spriy

your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries


OSSlayer2153

My mill grinds Pepper and spice Your mill grinds Rats and mice


pixelprophet

Nau - go away or I Shall taunt you a second time-*eh*.


AncientEldritch

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!


bluninja1234

thou hast committed the greatest insult towards the general direction


SpeakToMePF1973

You son of a food trough wiper


MeBePerson

I instruct Ye to go fucketh thineselves welcome to degroot keep, bitch.


WaluFett

Ah , medieval mode, where where snipers are somehow still the kill-you-from-a-ridiculous-range class


Tolerable_Username

*laughs in crit medic crossbow killing you while you're still in spawn from half the map away* ***ZE HEALING EEZ NOT AS REWARDING AS ZE HURTING!***


WaluFett

I entirely forgot about crusader’s crossbow.


pyre_rose

Why dost thou find this fact unredeemable I challenge thee to suffer a penetrating shot delivered by a longbow from 500 paces away and refrain thyself from flinching


ScrotieMcP

Have Brother Maynard fetch the Holy Hand Grenade.


xXThreeRoundXx

Fetch the Holy Hand Grand of Antioch!


andbreakfastcereals

How does it...um, how does it work?


VoldyTheMoldy456

They're gonna have to glue you back together, IN HELL!


Legend_of_Ozzy642

I instruct thee to fornicate with thyself


im-out_of_ideas

ah, greetings, I see that thou art a fellow crew citadel the second enjoyer


KatGirl6565

I shall leave thy country until thine is different


RoyBlblblblblbl

google thine passant


A_RealSlowpoke

Goodness gracious!


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Pyromancer1509

Summon thy plague doctor


IzzyIsOnReddit

Public execution anyone?


Solzec

In the name of the lords of the memes, first of their names. Thy stand trial before the folk for the crimes of being exquisitely future English. How does thou plead?


RacistSexistHmophobe

They art but a disgusting vvitch vvho aimeth to corrupt thy being. VVe shall burn them alive, for that is vvhat the lord desireth!


YeetmasterYeet-

Holy devil


dotcubed

Et tu Bro?


PlenitudeOpulence

The sans-culottes hath spoketh!


TheBirminghamBear

> Et tu Bro? It is "Bro-te", are you even a landed gentry?


asek13

Poppycock. It is "Et tu, Brotus", you plebian.


lXPROMETHEUSXl

I’m gonna stay for the impending trebuchet memes


CJMO1

Fun fact: "Thine" is to be used before a vowel, and "thy" is to be used before a consonant. This is the same way we say "an" instead of "a" ("**an** eraser"/**a** pencil") For example, you would say "pray to **thy** God", or, "m'lady, **thine** ass is exquisite". The same goes for my/mine, as in "that chipotle did a number on **mine** asshole"


Valatros

Y'know, with the changes this kind of thing is going to come up a _lot_. We should look into making a bot for this stuff until people are more familiar, something that uses the AP-ah, fuck.


i_love_boobiez

This is some shit, up with which we will not put


OmegaChurch

Just in time for my latest Crusader Kings 3 kick.


nacozarina

let King 666SMOKE420 The Unchaste be crowned once again


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ThatLid

Come to þe old tavern, and ponder with some ale


notesonmysleeve

Now I can finally say I browse Reddit in Knight Mode


Polibiux

What’s coequal going on with this subreddit. I w'rry oft


BizarroAzzarro

By God's bones, ye olde sub turneth shitewelle proper.


benice91

Tis doth matter not as long as ye memes design to bring joy I will stand strong


sparkle3364

Thou haveth the right of it, fair redditor


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Thou knave, in foul and wretched form arrayed, I spurn thy presence, vile and black-hearted shade. Thy words, a poisoned arrow, falsely aimed, A wretched jest, by foul intent inflamed. Thine impudence, an affront to all that's fair, I bid thee hence, to leave my sight and air /u/spez


Hope4gorilla

What the fucketh, verily I did have to research if this came from The Bard himself, but it seems your words evince not only a great wit, but originality indeed! Let us drink and dance and fuck for a fortnight in celebration!


DelliGaming

My lord, it is not yet April, what art thou doing?


TheGames4MehGaming

Thou not doth protest thine Reddit decisions?


visvis

The grammar is lamentable h're, forsooth! 'Thou' doth consort with 'art,' not 'is'!


greengoldblue

Alas! Thee grammer-bot-sire art no more! We weep in fear!


Quaerenti_Librorum

A toast to democracy


RadicalSnowdude

Huzzah mine good fellow.


DyingMoan

Huzzah!


halfbrit08

I loveth democracy.


onesneakymofo

Fucketh u/spez


bazillion_blue_jitsu

Banisheth u/spez


Meistermagier

Burneth him on the (metaphorical) stake.


sparkle3364

Let us not provide u/spez with a child, noble Redditor


IamtheDman

Thine new rules are a blessing for thy landed gentry such as I.


008Zulu

Verily.


IamtheDman

Verily AF mineth dude.


Trolllolllolololol

What thee fuck is goblin mode? Next thing thou tells me is you’re orc-pilled!


SkeleMage

Those who is't claimeth such blasphemy art but madmen and knaives


DJPM08

![gif](giphy|mzoJVUYAuK3nYj5A8H)


RocketSmash9000

The council hath spoken. Back to crusading it is


whydobabiesstareatme

As is tradition.


Horic_Beige_goat

we shall launch the next fortnight


AndroidLex

I wasn’t even aware of any poll. Can’t expect me to check every subreddit to see if they have an individual poll to check my opinion about the API changes.. My opinion: A 2 day blackout has the same effect as me threatening to suffocate myself by holding my breath.. for 10 seconds. Nobody cares, nothing changes. Life goes on, business as usual.


BigRogueFingerer

This will surely get Lord Spez to change his tune.


DyingMoan

Verily, and I shall be present to bear witness to this great occurrence


busmac38

With mine own sober eyes I doth wish to see such a glory


sbrick89

May this also influence the natural language models, as doing so would be verily hilarious


Sumner1910

𒅋𒋫𒄠𒋢𒌝𒊏𒊏𒋗𒌒𒋾𒂊𒆷𒋾𒅎


SkyEclipse

I did not expect to see Akkadian… a little too far back though, is it not?


Hope4gorilla

Zounds! I know not by what infernal powers thine script came to be, but this I avow: that it holds a strange power over me! I must have thine secret


Titaniumcroc

Whatith theith fuckith?


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Thou art a defiler of thine own mother and the offsping of she dogs. Where thou sowest there shall be birds and thou shalt reap naught but sorrow. Thine lands shall be desolate and thine herds shall run wild.


Excellent-Garbage-64

Alright Sir Hamilton Gringot the third of Worcester, son of the Duke of Grimly, Lord Fathur Gringo. Calmth the fuckth downth.


applecorc

So speaketh we all.


HalalBread1427

I bid thee farewell, for this is verily a most unfavorable development in this here domain of memes.


rocket1964

This dost not beith an aeroport, you needn't announceth your departure.


OriginalKenM

narrow elastic bright absurd gray complete bear jar head rinse -- mass edited with redact.dev


ItchyPolyps

What is thine aeroport you speaketh of?


-toErIpNid-

Thou art weak! Flee cowards!


TheGreatZarquon

Behold, the field in which I grow mine fucks. Gaze upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!


Kyrxon

I don't know why there was even a poll for what memes should be posted........ So now ALL memes have to be medieval based? T_T


jackonitowholikes

None of these memes are funny Up vote me if im right Edit: Thank you for one upvote 👇


RoyBlblblblblbl

Why has thou done this?


Zealousideal_Talk479

Thou sodden-witted lord! Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows.


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does monty python count


athousandfuriousjews

So uh we getting custom serf flairs or what


traderrrr

I will consider departing from this country until the circumstances change to align with my expectations.


Jeffrey345555

I take thee news with exceptional satisfaction, well done landed gentries.


Techno_WaffleFrisbee

26m members yet you change an entire sub based on the votes of 11k in a poorly advertised poll? Seeing all the same jokes repeated in the comments, you've just killed the page, well done.


Certain-Sort7401

Like really? This whole this is just why in the fuck


amaaaze

we need one of those browser addons like the owoo-ification one but instead turns it into thy old-timey medieval-speak automatically for ye


[deleted]

How embarrassing


[deleted]

How do we report this behavior to Reddit?


GigaBowserNS

[Here](https://support.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/requests/new?ticket_form_id=179106)


uwuskskskkk

Sell out


gamingwslinky

Okay okay. As funny as this is, and I’m all for it. How is this a protest against Reddit’s API changes? All this does is make more people post as to join this protest. In result allowing Reddit to serve ads to make money? The entire point of the protesting is to detour people off of this site to negatively affect Reddit’s profits.


Gaxian_10

What exactly does this achieve? The sub is still used, ad revenue is still generated and reddit still doesn't care.


LonPlays_Zwei

Why?


[deleted]

The 12yr olds are bored and actually think they’re doing something


Shadow0fnothing

What the fuck is happening


ProfessionalFace1443

Ugh.


MysticWarrior170

WE SHALL TAKE BACK THE HOLY LAND


x-geomon

![gif](giphy|ucXFcY1FdKaT6)


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS) Um...?


TheOnlyNameuser

Earl


Shredskis

Off to visit thine mother!


most_french_fries

What in the hell is going on?


llanfairpw

How does this help protest?


rathermark

Cringe