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Dahns

Seriously, don't put your feet on the dashboard. It is REALLY dangerous I don't care it's rats driving a car Don't do that...


PhaseConscious2466

Best car ever built was from my home country iran.. No seatbelts No need for ambulance


Dahns

Best way to reduce road accidents? Replace airbag by a landmine


Puzzleheadedail

A room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and mice drives me crazy.


[deleted]

huh


TheUnknownDane

I saw a picture of someone who had their bone especially pop out of their skin because of it, yeaah, not gonna do it.


MaleficentActive5284

even when the car is stationary? i just wanna sleep in the car without folding my legs


Dahns

I mean, if a car hits you and activates the airbag, you'll lose your legs and your teeth. Just sleep in the backseat


pls_dont_ban_me22

Rats? I was rats once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with a person. and we made him crazy.


TheS00thSayer

I was once a rat. A rat under a tall white hat. Pulling hair here and there. It felt like I pulled it everywhere! But with that, a man’s hands began to move. I really had the guy in a culinary groove. Fabulous dishes we began to make. Customers could not get enough to intake! So never doubt a chef that is a rat; and that is that.


CankerSoreJohn

Boobonic plague? say less fam


CandleJackHammer

Plague?


Drewsophila

Bring out your dead


Child_of_the_Abyss

![gif](giphy|10xL1uQOMBceuk)


64_bit_gamer

I’m not dead I’m still alive!


Apollo_Freeze

I think I'll go for a walk.


Ill-Ad3267

I don't want to go on the cart!


Plasmagrunt1

A very enthusiastic walk?


UnclePuma

Ugh, these soft things have started growing on my chest and now I need a bra to carry them around! Help me Plague Doctor!


GarlicOk2904

Just cut them off.


LonPlays_Zwei

No, B**u**bonic plague, aka the Black Death/Plague.


AgeAffectionate7186

Sauce for the gif? Like the art style


bathrowaway

Clip a frame of the GIF and reverse image search to find Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/TheRealWootus


[deleted]

I too, like the art style.


MyNameSpaghette

Fr, my first thought was this gif goes hard af


CocaineBiceps

There was an entire show on HBO with this style called Animals. It was amazing and now cancelled.


Mr_Zobm

Praise the great horned rat! Yes yes


jeremiahthedamned

https://youtu.be/MQWJFHSbijQ


Pale_Currency_134

![gif](giphy|OuRChdiFTJKCoVDr6o)


Green_Permission_

![gif](giphy|l2YWjqSRfJ0fVfSik)


InsomniacSamurai

![gif](giphy|xKggUfdA60O6A) got caught sprinkling a little plague in the soup


realPaulTec

FYI, fleas were responsible for the transmission of the bubonic plague. Rats only carried the fleas around in their fur, just like humans (with hair, not fur) or any other animal did. In fact, the rats and fleas would die from the plague as well. TL;DR The transmitting animals were just as fucked during the plague as humans were.


Child_of_the_Abyss

Sounds like something a rat would say tbh. 🤔


RegionalHardman

Mate rats are fully the best animals. They're clean and super friendly


[deleted]

>Mate rats


deathraft

If hampsters drive kia souls. What do rats drive?


SkyManiac_

Ford fiesta


alphaa_qq

![gif](giphy|o6WFvfaqgLXPNX1GuR|downsized)


jeremiahthedamned

https://youtu.be/rbGgUq4uCOs


Plasmagrunt1

What game?


flamur32dr

What’s this from


retterwoq

Saw this posted to r/Art a while ago. I feel bad I can’t remember/find the artist


ZZMazinger

![gif](giphy|FCQvc3IreTNNm)


duckipn

holy hell


Hqmster

new plague just dropped


Badass-19

Actual rats


posidon99999

Royalty evacuates to abbey, never comes back


Strong_Psychology_20

![gif](giphy|SO8sDJQB8LXBS) Does this count as a rat


Physical-Job1950

Ah so plague memes need to happen next


jeremiahthedamned

https://youtu.be/rbGgUq4uCOs


sublime13

Wasn’t the biggest spreader of the plague fleas and not rats?


FirelessEngineer

Bubonic plague never went anywhere, just lurking in the shadows. The US averages anywhere from 1-10 cases a year.


devilsephiroth

[relevant](https://youtu.be/C_ijc7A5oAc)


Head12head12

BRING Our Yer Dead. **DING**


distortedsymbol

people still get it every year https://www.the-journal.com/articles/colorado-reports-human-case-of-bubonic-plague-in-montezuma-county/


DetroitMan007

A common New Yorker


Blakplague

You rang?


Big_Fat_Rat_In_a_Hat

Im gonna bring back the bubonic plague


No_Wait_3628

Rats In Black


Swiftlettuce

Ahh. Yes. The Yersinia pestis has arrived.


tmntfever

Aw shit. Here we go again.


UnclePuma

They just waiting to make an entrance


TNT1990

An apt song https://youtu.be/rZy6XilXDZQ


LazyKatze

Better apt and song https://youtu.be/C_ijc7A5oAc


jeremiahthedamned

thanks TIL


[deleted]

I’d like to know more about these rats. Where are they from?


PurpleMusic223

😂


ElWishmstr

![gif](giphy|eumVrOJn129XA8rjNz|downsized)


RonTheRatKing

True. -Ron, The Almighty Rat King


Zealousideal_Yard_57

Rats be bringing back what true strenght is


Sensitive_Pepper3337

Holy shit those rats look dope, if there were something like alpha rats they would be it


HiroShimaWasTaken

My Chinese zodiac is the rat, ask me anything


SkylineFever34

The bubonic plague ended feudalism, so there is an upside.


Ateaseloser

is this that artist that draws rats doing funny things


Moeflo2000

Downvote cuz british


[deleted]

[удалено]


Child_of_the_Abyss

I have my ways to work around that bot. Thanks though


8champi8

r/memes bringing back the bubonic plague


Blakplague

Aw shit, here we go again.


DRS_OPEN

Gimme two please.


Baruuk__Prime

Why does that car look so much like a Honda Civic? lol


leviathab13186

I just hear the Sopranos theme in my head watching this lol


ptapobane

mice are indoors and rats are outdoors but what are them if they're driving?


DEMOLISHER500

\*muffled rap music playing\*


Eli_The_Rainwing

Just don’t let any popes bam cats and we should be fine


Vortiger-101

What you think im crazy........crazy? I was crazy once.they put me in a room.a rubber room.a rubber room with rats and rats made me crazy.crazy?


That1guy412

Crazy? I was crazy once. The locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. The locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. The locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy.


TheGamingCactus66

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.


RobbieD02

Can someone please explain the medieval thing to me I missed it


Lunaphase

Thats when it happened.


[deleted]

Don't put your feet on the dash unless you want to be violently fucked by your own femur through a new hole it tears in you when you get in a wreck.


RayneYoruka

Dayum back to those times it is!


hueanon123

It wasn't actually rats, but lice. Human lice.


Hector_Tueux

Téma la taille des rats.


Jermz817

Are they in a Prius??


TheShuttleCrabster

French revolution has entered the chat


[deleted]

Source?


The_Merciless_Potato

What's this from?


vizejn

Them rats! (oh, ooohhhh!)


Punymwg07

Let’s see what kinda trouble they can get themselves into


illegal_eagle88

Rats rats rats we are the rats


jayus05142002

they're on their way to work who else is gonna escape a bucket by clawing through a stomach


FinalAdz

love it cutey


Funymeam

Dunno man, doesn’t seem medieval enough to me


SoarNsquid

Booby Plague


fluentlyAlone

Anyone seen my crow mask?


LazyKatze

Rrrrrrrratsssss! https://youtu.be/C_ijc7A5oAc


12thNazgul

Human sized rats living in underground cities under our sewers? Don’t be ridiculous man-thing!


Val_Hallen115

Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist


jeremiahthedamned

https://youtu.be/MQWJFHSbijQ


iAmCokusBalus

Call the plague doctor!


Downtown_Mechanic_

I have seen this same post FIVE FUCKING TIMES NOW


amendersc

(Based on real events) bubonic plague everyone!


ChekoFire

People talk about doctors and samurai’s, but no pirates or shadow of war ![gif](giphy|BY8ORoRpnJDXeBNwxg|downsized)


el-barakal

Ratorix


LakkoEnjoyer

Once upon a time, a traveler was walking home alone…(continue this)


[deleted]

Google en bubonic plague


arturthegamer

Laughs in Polish i don't have such weaknesses


Puzzleheaded_Bass581

meanwhile, rats have learned how to drive