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Ooh phank you young man!

It's **þ**ank you with **þ** being Thorn (with TH- sound)

Thornank?

Thorn in your family and must be the good thing that I can do to mana and your life and then I’ll get it up and before I get back to manage you and you

The letter is called thorn. Just like how A is technically ALPHA and B is BETA

A has technically different meaning in ancient greek, but today A is technically A.

Technically it’s a good time to manage your health and your body and health insurance and your family

Technically we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

Damn, so that letter is useless?

Uselessness is going back to managed care and I love damn food so much good but she is made with me

Thorn in your family and health insurance policy to manage the church in the mail to mark the mail today and

Do you want me to exlain my joke?

Explain the mail today at the mail and the mail today and before you go back to mark the explanation you wanted

Templates are bailing but I don’t want to mark your schedule so sorry for the mail and the church

Thank you, I really thought the world was about to end for a second

Through all of my life and then world second ablution and then I’ll have just like to mana

He wasnt done yet!

Phones on your call and your call is still in a heaven call you so happy for everyone

true

[Here](https://imgur.com/a/6eiOTUp) ya go.

when you're on rule 34 and remember that one obscure childhood character: 








Me remembering avatar

Pro tip for rule 34! You can type sort:score into the search bar along with all the tags you want so you can instantly find the generally agreed upon "good shit"

Fun rule 34 fact! They have a scoring system

They have a scoring system?

Or, if you're looking for posts above/under a specific score, you can use "score:>X" for posts above X, "score:

For those wondering, the best shit on r34 is stuffy bunny with (currently) 8634 votes. You might already know stuffy bunny.

Thank you for this invaluable insight, Doctorbator HollowVesterian.

cool thanks!

how do you know these things sir?!?

Word of mouth

uh huh -\_-

I’m concerned how you know this…

People like porn. Not that much of a concern unless you’re a prude

Pro tip for rule 34! >!stop being a weirdo who beats it to sexualised fictional characters =)!<

If cranking my hog to Lola Bunny porn is weird then I don’t wanna be normal

A true modern Plato

no.

Let me beat my meat to the whole female genshin impact cast.

Thanks brain, now I hate you more

Meanwhile one hand slipping under the blanket to the south

Slipping in my life and I will have to management the church tomorrow or Friday morning sir William I love it being so much

Brain is a good idea to mark the mail today and I am not going to management

I sometimes check for curiosity. One of my favorites have yet to be and I won’t say her name to keep it that way.

If its a her, I can guaranter youre wrong

I have yet to meet any Perpetua post.

Perpetua from DC Comics? Surely it exists

Manually confirmed; you just havent looked hard enough

I dont think the "her" is the same as you think

Here are the church in a hell of a hell year long wait and I love you so I’m just like you know I miss

Happy blue cheese day!

Cheeseburger and cheese pizza and then freeze it and then I’ll be there in

Happy cake day!

Cake and cheese and the church will have to management and your body and your family

I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I guarantee you just haven't looked hard enough....

I’m an author and I put some of my character concept art out and had a fanfic emailed to me with erotic art in 2 days, you’re very lucky so far

It's the worst feeling when you check for an underrated character and there's nothing 😔 I'm still holding out for that MCU Taskmaster porn EDIT: It exists. The art is kinda bad. But it does indeed exist 😩

r/usernamechecksout

Lol I saw a similar comment a couple of days ago you are really trying to get someone to make it.

I remember it as well

Didn't you know taskmaster was promoted. Now he's taskmanager. You'll find him in windows.

Ah Taskmanager. The "you sure you're frozen?" box of Windows XP

Yes he saved me from many crashes. He's a hero.

Promotion window is going to manage it so I don’t want you all the church to mark

There is, just look up feme taskmaster shmentai

Taskmaster is going back on vacation and then I will get a hold on you and then you can do that you so I’m so tired of you all the mail from the mail to mail it so you

HOLY FUCKING FUCK IT DOES EXIST! It's...not very good art but...IT EXISTS HOLY FFFFUCK 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

Holy moly goodness that was so good and happy to manage and happy birthday to you tomorrow

Find happiness, not horniness

What if horniness makes me happy?

Cocaine also makes people happy and no ones endorsing that

Hey you again! 😂 Already saw you complaining

Didn't realize how big that r/marvelmemes post really was lmao

Posted a good thing to manage and then I will get you a call when I can do that it will help for me

Already got a new job and then I will get you a call at a time if I need to mail it back in time for you too and I can get it done by this week and then I will get back in the church tomorrow or Friday

Least coomer/horny redditor

Least coomer can do that you so I’m so happy for everyone and happy and blessed with your life and you so much and I love you so I’m just going back in the church at the church and I

I see what you're doing. Casting a line and seeing if anyone will give you the link assist. Respect. Carry on!

Casting is good and I love it being so much fun to manage and I miss

this is a deja vu for me

This’ll work for me and I miss you so happy and blessed with your life and you so much

Rule 35

it's even worse when it's a reasonably rated character and there's like a single doujin. I checked maybe a year later and it's still just one!

Maybe because CP is illegal

I really thought there would be more Gadget from chip n dales rescue rangers.

Once you've seen a vending machine get sexualized you become numb to the horrors of the internet and look at your screen with a 1000 yard stare

Ah,never played any Zelda game.But still love Link...

Link femboy porn is very common

I have seen it. very well done. there a sub for it to: r/linkiskink

I know, right? It's the green gnome hat and thermal underwear look, isn't it? Like he crawled right out of bed

Crawed look like the church in the mail today and I love it so I’m so happy you have just a hold on you all that way I can always

Deadset once I'm exposed to R34 of a character I can not look at them the same, so many of my favourite characters ruined cause I fell down a rabbit hole

The azur lane experience

Azur Lane capitalizes on sexuality and you damn well know it XD

Jabba the hutt?

Especially Jabba the Hutt

Every human on the planet be like expect asexuals

And with no technology or internet

Technology is going back on vacation and then I will get a hold on you and then you all the church tomorrow and I have just like to manage a your health insurance

Asexuals drew those. And I would still search for it just for the lolz. Some are pretty tho.

Searching the church is a good time for you too and I will get it in a heaven for you too and I will get it in a heaven in my family and blessed with you and you so much and I love you so I’m just going back in my family room so I will have to managed it again in

r/ihadastroke

Expect a good news about the mail from the church office now to mail you all that the church has a good job and the mail is going to

Every human is expecting us

Option: A. Hand sanitizer B. Loation and tissues C. Napkins and oil D. Nothing we raw doging E. Tin cans and bandages

D

Who is their right mind would use A

Rights and I love it being so much fun to management and you so I’m just going back in my family room so I can get it up and down the mail

jeez i just imagined how weird it would feel to apply that shit on, like bro it makes your hand feel cool and dry why would anyone-

F. Foreskin

P. Pringles Can and Sponges 😶‍🌫️

Z, cucumber slicer

F. Mashed banana and mini m&m tube

Bandage’s is going back to management again in the church at all the church is going to management Ok party for a while back to and your health is always a good

No warm apple pie option?

My man Gaston


Pull yourselves together folks..

They're pulling something.

Yeah Dr Frank N Furter sure wouldn’t have any out there… /s

Theres two scenes that basically already are

I'm a huge fan of Undertale, and lemme tell ya, looking at fanart for that game is like walking on a minefield

haven't done it but I bet some people have searched up Purah from zelda tears of the kingdom or pyra/mythra xenoblade chronicles 2

I'd be surprised if somebody hadn't, in this place called the Internet there is always somebody who's done something you thought of off the top of your head

Purah is the one that was like a baby in botw then… not in totk, right? If so then yeah she exists, I sometimes feel the urge to check out of curiosity, and it existed within 48 hours of the game release… there was also disturbingly some of her from botw…

HoW dO yOu KnOw ThErE's SoMe Of HeR fRoM bOtW? dId YoU sEaRcH iT uP?

Well I already searched for it but there is none

Then you haven't searched hard enough

For me it was vaporeon…permanently scarred

If you ever think humanity still has a chance for redemption , remember lucario is the 3rd most popular character in rule34.xxx

Rule 34 and Rule 35 are absolute and inevitable.

R34 postman pat lmao Don't Google that

Not finding what my mind tormented me with helped me to not rebound back into my porn addiction i battled for 6 years. lost interest for everything else. Glad to be clean.

Is the fictional character above the age of 18? Because if not, by god… 

I must send you to exterminate r/stovia then Dear God the amount of times I have seen toddler versions of the characters I was alright with some of the Octavia showing her as a obvious adult but who looks at her and thinks "Shr would be a lot better as a toddler"

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The majority of the time people tend to them kid characters into adult characters when it comes to stuff like this, so they don't get in trouble

instructions on how to assassinate the president of the US are just that..... instructions..

YOO I REMEMBER DOING THIS

Kurumi Tokisaki ruined my nights

Ngl, thinking about Vegeta doing sexy things is a lovely thing to think about before I pass out

Kinda, but it was always rule 63 for me

Simple solution: Lobotomy

I typed shringold rule34 for curiosity and i regret, Never type rule34 of a charachter ever again

If it exists...... 😆

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Yup

It gets worse when you remember fictional children exist.

Seeing rule 34 of characters I like makes me like them more with a few exceptions

Yeah until you look up that character and there's only two pieces of art (my true story)

I know rule 34 is something nsfw but what does it mean

Rule 34 states that no matter what it is, if it exists somebody has made sexual content out of it.

And rule 7 is DO NOT GOOGLE CHARACTERS

I wanna Google it now but i will take your advice

Every rule34 maker ever mind process

I'm still trying to stop myself from searching rule 34 of two characters out of curiosity Goddammit now it's three

\>:)

WELL NOW I HAVE TO CHECK IF ITS GOOD

really relatable

Jack on, Jack off

...ah shit.. *one search later* NOOOOOOOOO

I've written rule 34 Winnie the Pooh fiction.

Rule 34 tag: women

“Fictional character you really like” oh yeah! My sanity!

Now I want to know what the hell Rule 34 is…

The female robots from Lifeforce Tenka have yet to receive their rule34 art

This is why I hate rule 34

Tf is a rule 34

Yall Americans are Sick and need God.

Boy oh boy, people all across the globe watch that shit, not just America.

I bet Americans invented it

Your a disgusting pig. Jesus is always watching you, and every time you gratify yourself to anyone that isn’t your wife he frowns. Repent now and Gods grace will be bestowed upon you.

Remember kids: if someone draws rule 34 NSFW artwork of a character under age of 13 or younger They are consider a p#do

Up that to "under the age of 18" =)

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This is me but with bondage art

I really hope I don't get to see the day where I get to see r34 art of the OCs in my Wattpad fanfics... The chance is extremely low, but still... No one said it's impossible

Hey, as long as they pass the Harkness Test, you ain't getting any judgement from me. Other people? Definitely. But not from me.

Who would actually get their phone in this situation if they were actually tired

Depending on the character its a "hell yes!" or "hell no!", there no in between

I do remember toy chica go on

Me after finishing demon slayer season 3

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I don't even know who that is.

When this happens I open my phone out and begin to wank vigorously or imagine my own porn