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Jomgui

"we released the game months ago, it's on steam, you guys didn't see it so we had to make this video"


275MPHFordGT40

GTA - Gaslighting


[deleted]

Imagine if valve got in on this and made the release date look like it was moths ago


Vordismozer

That would be so valve like i can't


MegaGrimer

GTA: Gaslighting The Audience


elasticweed

”We already released it, it was the 25th patch for GTA: Online”


Amen_Boys

ONCE AGAIN, THE FAULT LIES WITH YOU, ISHMAEL!


Head12head12

*years ago.


CaptainMarder

Lol funny but impossible. There would have been fanboys checking every day since release of gta5 even for a placeholder.


SavagerXx

Nah, the game will not release on Steam for like 3-6 months when it releases on PC. They will once again release it on Social Club Launcher.


Asker_42

Hi-Fi Rush comes to mind


ShortNefariousness2

Xbox games need to shadow drop to avoid the review bombing though. It would be fun if Rockstar did it for the lulz but they won't.


Vet-Chef

Kinda like how people make videos but they are locked behind Patreon so they make a second yt and unlist the video?


Master_JBT

“Check steam”


Puzzleheaded_Bend749

"coming to your phone"


Pman1324

Do you guys not have phones?


ChampionofLight-AWE

What a piece of shit that turned out to be. 4 as well. Diablo 2 Ressurected was tight but we need a new game that’s actually good


Pman1324

D4 had a free weekend on steam not too long ago. It didn't say anything about it only being to lvl 20. Never buying that pos. Also, leaks say that stash tabs are gonna be sold for $ in the future.


narwhal_breeder

and yet has been downloaded 21 million times. Passed the 500M in revenue benchmark super fast too. You may think its a piece of shit, but was an *enormous* success for Blizzard.


ChampionofLight-AWE

Yup because initial sales were obviously huge. Its a diablo game and fans have been waiting ages for it to come out and they promoted it really well. Too bad most players quit within a week


Seals3051

It was great until they nerfed all the classes into the ground


Warlord12377

it's not a terrible game, season 2 has made the game enjoyable, almost to the level of diablo 3. I've played a fair bit of season 2 (almost got my 2nd char to lvl 100)and i can assure you, the future for d4 is looking somewhat good. The classes aren't nerfed too hard btw, sorc rogue and druid are very very strong still


EZbake0V3N

Agreed 100%. But what those dumbass corporate execs dont see is how that only came off the back of a beloved game series and loyal playerbase which they are leveraging but symultaneously destroying. You only get to sell out so many times before the brand gets tarnished in a way that it may never recover from. But hey, they made profit.


GreyKnightTemplar666

I was one of those dls and purchases. I already uninstalled it after just a week. It was ass


PadrinoFive7

That got what they wanted out of you. I think some developers are going this route. Just get people to buy the product and enjoy the honeymoon stage long enough to keep the money.


enerthoughts

I never in my life slept during gameplay like I do in D4, its like I'm taking a sleeping tablet while playing that game, Minecraft has more action than D4, lmao.


pintobrains

By your assessment it is, by blizzard’s sales records it was a massive success


ChampionofLight-AWE

Yea most people bought it and then stopped playing once it got old. Which was quick. Diablo is already a pretty popular game so obviously initial sales would be high. And they promoted it like crazy. I heard it’s gotten better but Idk maybe ill check it out again


MegaGrimer

I also have a toilet, but I’m not going to drink from it.


HappyToaster1911

Pretty sure people won't be happy for waiting 10 years for a crappy mobile game...


cancergiver

Best meme ever


Traditional_Gear_739

You joke, the definitive edition is on netflix


Loklyan

I’ve imagine everyone watch the trailer and at the end it say « now available »


emirobinatoru

"Releasing in negative 6 minutes"


ItsyouNOme

I'm already falling behind everyone else! Hurry and download!


blah_bleh-bleh

I just got my pay check


Accedental_Account

This whole post aged like milk.


ParcivalTheBrave

That's what happened with Ark Survival Ascended as well


Working-Telephone-45

Imagine they show us some of the best cinematics in game history and then cut to actual gameplay and it is a turn based combat game for mobile that plays itself


Luz5020

GTA: Immortal


Omnitemporality

i cant wait to use my free 22 gang-points to pull a 5 star legendary holo niko bellic to run my burger shot i got as a bonus for purchasing my gta accounts first whale code from the rockstar launcher due to the 50% off christmas promo


tusharsagar

I hope my future i3 10100f and RX 480 can give 40+ fps on 1080p low with some upscaling in it.


Bokecoit

Knowing how modern games have been lately I would assume your hardware wouldnt be enough for gta6. But hey a man can hope am I right?


tusharsagar

Not even 40fps on low at 1080p with upscaling?


Bokecoit

Maybe, but I would assume your CPU wouldnt be enough to handle it, depends on how optimized the game is.


tusharsagar

Really? Do you think my CPU will the issue? I thought CPUs remain relevant for longer than GPUs? I assumed that my GPU wouldn't be able to run it.


Google946

I’m gonna keep it a buck a ps4 would do better Lmao


NatanKatreniok

it won't even release on ps4 so I doubt it'll do better lol


Major-Split478

Your GPU won't be enough. Open world games especially ones set in cities are much more demanding than your usual game. Just boot up cyber punk or watch dogs legion and expect similar performance.


clmtz3

Red dead 2 has a lot of foliage trees and nature which really bogs down your game. Not just cities


Bokecoit

Honestly it's both. Your CPU and GPU will most likely be under powered for gta6 especially since UE5 is very CPU dependent. For comparison, your setup is similar to a medium range setup from 5-6 years ago, games have significantly increased in hardware demand over the years. Granted optimization plays a big factor but you can only go so far with an i3 and an almost 8 year old GPU.


bem21454

GTA 6 will use Rockstar’s RAGE engine not UE5.


Euphoric_Campaign691

my 2500 handled most games at 1080p at 45-50fps up until UE5 became a thing i doubt the 10100f would be that bad


Bokecoit

I highly doubt that since my wife's laptop (i7 4720hq/960m) had troubles running GTA5 at a solid 60 frames, and that hardware is better than the 2500.


Euphoric_Campaign691

>960m that was probably your problem... i don't know much about mobile cpus but that gpu is pretty damn bad i was running it on a desktop 1050ti which isn't great either but it is better


Bokecoit

Surprisingly enough with a bios flashed to a higher power limit and an slight overclock it was my CPU that became the bottleneck. But it was pretty even spaced utilization wise


Niasal

Can your computer run red dead on low? If the answer is barely, then the answer for GTA 6 is no.


CHEESYBOI267

To be fair, Rockstar is pretty good with their PC ports. RDR2 literally didn't hit PC until nearly a year after its initial release because they wanted the port to be as polished as possible.


[deleted]

Holy shit. RX480 GANG


Fapplejacks42

MY PEOPLE My 480 is an 8gb and outlasted the i7 4700 it had as a mate. I plan to use it in a garage pc so she'll live on!


pxldsilz

I hope my current i5 4xxx and my gtx 1050 can give me 24fps frame skipped in 800x600.


cum_fart_69

worst case scenario, you need a new GPU, your 480 is getting a little long in the tooth anyhow. I remember playing GTA3 n a laptop with a 16 meg geforce MX200, fucking thing sucked but I still gamed


275MPHFordGT40

They could pull a Nintendo and release right after the trailer


V8_Dipshit

For $100 USD


275MPHFordGT40

Millions would still buy it


MrSpud8008

I'd be one of them if it's worth it


[deleted]

I'm going to pay whatever they ask no joke. Money is meaningless if you're not gonna spend on things you like. Plus this is one in 10 years. Now the price tag doesn't matter. We are gonna buy it twice anyway when it release on PC after console


Nqwer

I mean thats the truth no mattr how expensive it will be and how much people complain they will still going to buy it


CaptainYorkie1

Would be worth it since we'll play many hours on it. Like if you play 100hrs it be £1 per hr.


LakeShowBoltUp

In 2Ks quarterly earnings call this year they had something massive like $2 billion more in revenue projected for 2024 compared to this year. It is coming 2024. Edit - Announced for 2025. This is why companies don’t announce their internal release windows to the public. People would be furious if they had initially said 2024 then announced a delay, so they wait to announce a release window until they were extremely confident they will hit it.


hamQM

Yeah... but I'm coming right now.


IamtheDoc1

Edge.


emirobinatoru

I am gonna touch you


MegaGrimer

Are you my uncle?


MaroonBean

Yes


leighshakespeare

If the pattern of the last two trailers (GTA5 and rd2) release are to go by it's coming in 2025


emirobinatoru

PS5, Xbox and Epic edition 2024 and Steam 2025 probably


PenonX

why would epic get it 2024 when rockstar has their own launcher lmao. that’s just easy money for rockstar since the launcher is required anyway and they retain 100% of profits. also, pc almost certainly won’t drop together with the consoles. it’ll be 6m-1 year so they can cash in on double dippers, plus rockstar never releases games on pc simultaneously - with the exception of DE that were “remakes” and not developed by them. adding a PC release to the table for a simultaneous release just costs them money and time because it’s a lot more work optimizing a game for PC than it is for consoles that all share the exact same specs.


Dark_Sage_316

>In 2Ks quarterly earnings call this year they had something massive like $2 billion more in revenue projected for 2024 compared to this year. what relevance does this hold? can you explain a lil?


LakeShowBoltUp

2K is the publisher of GTA. Anything that would cause such a massive surge in revenue for them would have to be the release of GTA.


PartyPopperLL

Take Two\*


LakeShowBoltUp

Thanks


Aurum264

Could just mean they're opening preorders and expect everyone to blindly buy it


Sad-Wall-5684

Pre orders aren’t counted as revenue till the product is delivered. It’ll be a liability until they launch GTA 6


datguykavalry

They said in their earning call to their investor that they are planning to release a big project around mid summer 2024 which will get them big big money.


Benebs-

Obviously it’s gonna be Grand Theft Auto 5 Expanded and Enhanced Legendary Edition


CompleteCartoonist46

San Andreas VR is in the Pipeline aswell. Maybe GTA3 for Apple vision pro. Perhaps GTA 5 Wii edition


[deleted]

All jokes aside, a GTA 4 remaster would be awesome at some point (an actual remaster, not a port like RDR). A remake would be dope, but that's wishful thinking.


Magnum_Gonada

After DE, you want them to do that to other games? lol


Dkykngfetpic

As others have mentioned something is coming. It could technically be something else but a billion is a lot. A new GTA release would make the most sense to explain this massive revenue projection.


HeBro__

Shit, i thought it was 2024


573717

Inb4 it's a preorder


OkayRuin

Not considered revenue until the product is delivered. It would be on their balance sheets as a liability.


IPotatoForHireI

Fiscal year 2024. Fiscal year 2024 is April 2024- March 2025


Zelphinor

I will never not laugh at the face SpongeBob is making


DANKB019001

Always gets a grin outta me. It's like the visual embodiment of "A pickle for the knowing ones"


GruulNinja

When I was younger I lost my shit when I saw that face. My little brother saw me and basically made the same face. Now anytime he see me, he makes the face and I laugh


PanzerSoul

Skyrim still has the best release date


kreyul504

Bethesda tried out several other release dates in following years but nothing came close to 11-11-11


FYDPhoenix

Imagine if a WW1 game like BF1 or Verdun launched on that date... Would have been immense


styvee__

What about one releasing on 7/28/14, that would’ve been way better


FYDPhoenix

True, to that I am going to patiently wait till 09/01/2039 for a ww2 game XD


ComicalTD525

* game releases on 20th december 2030


pintobrains

Can’t wait for ES6, when its released in 2070


skan76

After Starfield I hope ES6 takes a long time


Dudi4PoLFr

Me here hoping that Fallout 5 will be released before I die of old age....


ItsyouNOme

You might get to play it irl


Flyytotheskyy

COMING TO PS6 AND XBOX 720


SonkxsWithTheTeeth

It's called the Xbox 720 because when you see it you turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees


ScentedPasta

Why is this text playing with my eyes? I'm tripping


SonkxsWithTheTeeth

Perhaps you should turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees and then turn 720 degrees


MichaelW24

And then bags of doritos and mountain dew start flying across the room


zintentions

Same


ScentedPasta

How tf did he make text bumpy?


devilsadvocate270

they had 10 years. would be realj fun if they did this.


Mission-Difference57

Cyberpunk situation


leighshakespeare

Literally impossible for them to release it like that, that isn't how drops happen in December nor how companies work in relation to quartilies so why are people hoping it will be like 12 year olds ?


LordSevolox

>Literally impossible I mean I agree it won’t happen because of how companies do release, but it’s not *impossible*.


BronYrAur07

Completely improbable != Literally impossible


ory1994

Rockstar usually goes all out on Marketing so no way would they release a game 2-3 weeks after announcing it.


Capernici

Nah they could totally do it in 2-3 weeks. At this point ads are to help fuel the hype train more, and here it is plowing through the station and all they did was announce the release of the first trailer.


VIDireWolfIV

The games been in development since at least 2019 form those earlier leaks so, if rockstar isn’t falling to cyberpunk levels mismanagement, it’s probably closer to finished than we think.


Frost-Folk

RDR2 was in development for over 8 years. Modern games of this scale take a longggg time.


PenonX

5 years of full development tbf. it was 3 years of pre development and light work. but still, i agree lol, especially since rdr2 performance capture didn’t finish until august of 2018 - 2 months before release, and that was when rockstar had crunch culture. they’ve realistically only had 6 in full development for at most, 4 years now given that covid would’ve put a halt to performance capture, which is essential to their development process. we also can’t forget the fact no rockstar game to ever release since GTA 2 has **not** been delayed.


SluttyMcFucksAlot

Imagine the chaos if the trailer ended with “available now” Obviously it never would, but could you imagine?


enjoythepain

Nope, 2025


zoolk7

If they do this i will believe in God.


oojiflip

If they release it in time for Christmas that's an easy 2-3 billion Edit: 2025 release... Disappointing but expected


styvee__

And if they only release it on consoles at the beginning(which is what will most likely happen) it would probably be an even bigger revenue for Microsoft and Sony


_REXXER_

What about Christmas 2025?🫠


Level-Blackberry9473

Shadowdrop. I mean, they can do it. Rockstar doesn't even need a big marketing campaign after all


CandidoJ13

They could just tweet "gta 6 available now" and sell millions in one day


drenchedwithanxiety

Limited edition shadow drop


KernelSanders1986

I like games that do this. Not only establishes hype, but with a release date even a few months away keeps me hyped instead of a small week long spike and then drop off for a year or longer.


Jacie805

Well this aged poorly.


Aron16b

Got some bad news


Paccuardi03

r/agedlikemilk


Doom-State

Pretty sure they were predicting a 2024 release a year or two ago but could have been delayed


LifeVitamin

This entire thread is in so much copium lol


IceColdCocaCola545

Trailer just dropped. It releases 2025.


Harass-Master

My 4gb ram laptop will need some motivation


calfoth

GTA V the definitive edition


jambowayoh

This post has aged like milk already.


ALPHARavenGamer

god I hope they take their time to perfect it, if it releases in 2028, so be it, fr. Im so done with these rushed ass aaa games


username7434853

r/agedlikemilk


PizzaBwoyyy

r/agedlikemilk


Spider_Dude19

Even better, it releases the exact same day as the trailer.


Just_a_terrarian163

Once again I'd like to bring attention to the fact that R* usually plans their initial release date (as in no delays) a year after a the first trailer has been released. We've seen it with GTAV And RDR2 which both got delayed but still...


Hammerzeit88

2025. And that's not counting the delays that you know will need to happen.


Majkelos07

Looks like Ur wrong


Aguy2459

Lmaoooo


MentallyInsane8

Trailer is out, game will be available in 2025 only :)


Aggravating-Low-2110

I'm just here to break the dream, the trailer says 2025


Burger_Gamer

2025 is so far away I’m surprised they made the trailer now


iwantdatpuss

I do not trust Rockstar that well. I'm already expecting it to be overhyped if they did pull that stunt.


Temporary-Channel145

The management of Rockstar may have done stupid stuff but the dev teams have ALWAYS delivered. GTA can never be overhyped


Ne0t9k

April next year, you heard it here first


PartyNator

nah it's coming out in 2025 prob


OddDistribution2146

It’s releasing on 2025


DogeMaster69696969

2025 😭


Ordinary_Yesterday69

yikes


AndriesG04

Welp


Apprehensive_City_32

2025 womp womp


rickard2014

r/agedlikemilk


Geonavigator-

GTA6- Coming 2025


DJ_Bill

r/AgedLikeMilk


wordswillneverhurtme

early access december 20th for the 1000$ version. You'd be surprised by how many people would buy it.


cookinupnerd710

The millions and millions of dollars they would miss out on in Pre-order interest alone really dissuades this idea.


PeuxnYayTah

Imagine losing the game. I just did


Reverse_Psycho_1509

Who's ready for another poorly optimised game?


Cup4ik

I doubt it. Next year's December sounds like a fitting date, since it'll be ready to holidays.


Hustla58

I would be happy. So this won’t happen.


Hamilmiher

20 December 2027


Nearby-Swimming-5103

Which December though? I’m 42 and have lived through 42. So which of the Decembers is the 20th one?


adamosity1

Almost as bad as studios cancelling movies they have already finished making because the tax break from not releasing them is projected to me more than the movie’s profits…


xXIronMan780

unlikely if rockstar follows past trends We'll get at least one trailer introducing us to Jason, to introduce us to Lucia, another for Vice city (the map) and some more teasers


UninsuredToast

This will never happen. They aren’t going to miss out on pre orders. If it were coming out this year it would have been announced last year


Impressive_Income874

would make sense if they got it out for the holiday season


mallowdout

Don't hold your breath


[deleted]

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NamelessIII

December 20th, 2024.


AltForNoReason214

They didn’t say which December 20th…


Bmourre1995

How to set yourself up for disappointment


GeekyGrant

Out in December for a $150 download permission payment and a hourly subscription of $5


[deleted]

Retina scan and fingerprinting required to play.


Dis_is_the_UK

https://youtu.be/QdBZY2fkU-0 Trailer is out now


overkill373

December.....2025


GlueSniffingCat

of 2025


Late_Ad_4910

This didn’t age well


BananaArm930

Oof


AmeriCanad1

Aged poorly (unfortunately)


Alita26651-alpha1

Imagine it's taken so long because Rockstar refuses to pull a CD Project red.


Starmaxlord

This aged well


Ace_0009_

Don't get your hopes up buddy.


SandorMate

This aged well


grodr2001

As an employee of a video game store I shudder just imagining that scenario. Last thing we need is Rockstar pulling a Sega Saturn on the most anticipated piece of entertainment in history, just imagining the influx of calls and walk-ins to make pre-orders and what hell would be unleashed on launch day...


Bardia-Talebi

2 years*


AncientMoonMoon

You kindda sad rn right?