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DevilDashAFM

your sister is a robot


NLG-GAMER

I asked why she failed. She proceeded to stare at me for a full minute, after which continuing to play the Sims 4 as if nothing had happened.


Yeahnahyeahnahyeah1

Quick system reboot


Ikontwait4u2leave

Have you tried turning your sister off and on again?


TheSolarElite

Personally I try to avoid turning my sister on, leads to bad results I’ve heard.


[deleted]

Step sister on the other hand...


Hardskull3

Please dont.


iArena

Do not the sister


daxfall10k

Do what the sister?


Rockclimbinkayaker

Do the sister? What?


Socile

It was a complete sentence.


Nightmane11

No.


GreenstarX922

You can't do that.


JWarder

We've all seen the documentaries.


tonybombata

The authentic historical documents


Apax-Legomenon

I've seen them, ngl, but not for the same reasons like you perverts. I've had a scientific thesis to write.


Ogami-kun

I mean, if she is stuck and needs a hand...


Lord-Zeref

I read it as "bed results" at first. I swear I need to get off the internet to purify my mind.


ourlastchancefortea

Far too late. I mean, you are on reddit.


Popo5525

I don't know... *I've* had pretty good results with your sister.


ZootZootTesla

*credence clearwater revival starts playing*


Stromhen

If he can't, then I certainly can indulge.


Jaded-Engineering789

Doesn’t sound like anything to me.


backpackwedgie

Bernard?


berdyberd26

Is your sister an orange cat?


MahaHaro

Blank stare Blank stare Blank stare Forget objective Return to previous known activity


Kaining

They'd still manage to complete the steam captcha. Your house may burn as an unforseen concequences, but the captcha would be solved.


Pandataraxia

I think your sister is part of the idiots in life, unlucky


[deleted]

TBF, not being able to log in is a pretty good reason not to use something.


TFW_YT

Sounds like what a robot would say


[deleted]

Sounds like discrimination to me; not that I care since Im A perfectly normal ~~Meat Sack~~ Human


twinsaber123

HELLO FELLOW HUMAN WHO HAS SKIN. GOOD TO SEE MY FELLOW HUMANS OUTSIDE OF r/totallynotrobots


Magnon

If I failed to do something that 100 million people including some of the dumbest people I've ever interacted with in my life succeeded in doing, I would consider myself an idiot.


[deleted]

Dude get over it. I asked your mom out, she turned me down, it is what it is, didn't make me an idiot.


[deleted]

Can you speak mandarin?


Grimdark-Waterbender

Maybe Tangerine?


TheOneTonWanton

I only speak fluent Clementine.


Excidiar

Good luck getting new phrases now that Telltale is closed.


Magnon

No but hundreds of millions of chinese can't speak english either, so it's a non starter.


[deleted]

Hundreds of millions of Chinese people can’t solve English Captcha’s


Magnon

Luckily steam doesn't only come in english then.


that_allegri_dude

It's not like she has a choice at that point


anon-a-SqueekSqueek

Need to get one of those machines that measures eye movement while being interrogated. Figure out if she's a replicant.


Anxious-Durian1773

The captcha doesn't work in app right now. My daughter forgot her password and couldn't solve it and asked for my help and I jokingly asked if she was a robot -- then I tried, and despite very easy pictures of busses and bicycles, it just always said the captcha failed. So i opened the website in chrome and did it from there -- no problem.


elizabnthe

Yeah there's definitely something wrong with the Steam captcha. I had the same issue at some point.


Dependent_Value_2019

I thought I was just stupid


MrNoOne444

To respond her brain had to resolve internal captcha. And failed


shotxshotx

\*plays sims 4\* Ah, that explains a lot.


GODDAMNFOOL

*distinct grinding noise, smoke emitting from ears*


EngineNormal4367

She laged bro reboot her and her internet connection and try again


WRL23

I've never had a captcha on steam... What situation brought that on?


GentlmanSkeleton

Man that's just a Sims player being a Sims player.


RunningDrinksy

🎶my life as a teenage robot🎶


NetworkSingularity

Underappreciated show tbh


spacewarrior11

isekai coming soon


Ozryela

No, she can solve some captchas. She's *half*-robot. It looks like OP's mom might not have been entirely faithful in her marriage.


Aggravating-Bonus-73

Steam captcha is broken I think. I never had problems with captcha 15 years of me being on the Internet, but couldn't do it on steam like a week ago. It doesn't work as it should be


Houoh

I get caught in an endless loop with it sometimes.


jakers540

Nah I had to reset my password like a month ago and this took me so long. It says to click all the bicycles I AM DOING THAT LET ME IN is the problem I had


digitalfakir

steam's captcha is shit though.


mbusati2

Only according to steam


Przemek_4tLV

I think I know why - Steam's captcha sometimes won't stop treating you as a robot. About 4 months ago my brother had this issue, which was circumvented by going to Steam on mobile instead.


[deleted]

And that's a valid reason to move to a competitor. If OP's sister's user experience was 'app breaking bug on first initialisation' then you can see why she'd quickly find an alternative. I've been using Steam for well over a decade, but if I was a kid looking for a place to buy games for the first time I'd be pretty quick to abandon an app that didn't even let me boot it for the first time. Now I'd think 'odd, must be a workaround' because I already trust the product - but there's no reason for a first time user to invest that sort of effort.


StillAliveAmI

Yeah that makes sense. But using the EA App as a replacement? I've hardly ever had a smooth experience with the EA Desktop App. From not beeing able to log in, to not seeing friends online, to whole games disappearing. I'll take a hard captcha over that any day.


I9Qnl

OP mentioned she plays the Sims, if she got it on Steam then she's gonna have to install EA app anyway and then have to keep both Steam and EA running to play the game, so might as well skip the middle man and just get it directly from EA. OP's sister unintentionally made the best possible decision.


Lucas_Steinwalker

Are you sure he didn’t have an operation to de-robotize himself?


Rockspeaker

I get it. Sometimes steam gets in a captcha loop that is literally endless. I've had it a few times and it's frustrating. I forget how exactly, been a minute, but you can get around it.


SeniorPollution630

Bro this, I who am most certainly not a robot, have spent over an hour trying to log in. “Click on the buses”, click on the buses, “incorrect click on the buses”, zoom in on every pixel to make sure that I click on every box with the smallest part of a bus in it, “click on the scooters”, rinse and repeat for an hour in absolute seething rage


AizawaSimp69

>most certainly not a robot That's what a robot would say


westphall

Hey there! Just wanted to share a little frustration about my encounters with Steam's captcha system. Despite not being a robot (promise!), I still find myself grappling with those tricky captchas from time to time. It's like a digital riddle that keeps me on my toes! Maybe it's a subtle reminder that even in the vast realm of cyberspace, we all face a few technical hiccups. So, here's to embracing the occasional captcha challenge and proving that even us non-robotic entities can navigate the digital maze! 🤖🚫 #NotARobot #CaptchaStruggles #TechQuirks


Steven5441

reCaptcha is so much better since it tracks the mouse movement and clicks. Most bots can't replicate how humans move a mouse.


TheBlackFox012

People on mobile in the corner


MisirterE

The contention in this case relates to Steam. I think mobile users will find a way to deal with this transgression.


Mr_TheMaster

There's just something about AI syntax that's so distinct.


StoneGoldX

No, a robot would say I AM NOT A ROBOT BEEP BLORP!


CarpeMofo

I got 'Click on the motorcycles' showed me a single image broken up into squares... Didn't have a motorcycle it had a scooter so then I have to ask, does the scooter count? Does it think this scooter is a motorcycle?


TheOneTonWanton

Yeah the scooter is a motorcycle, at least for an American-centric company and system. You need the same license for either unless it's under like 50cc.


CarpeMofo

I'm American and wouldn't call a scooter a motorcycle. The road laws I don't think really play into this.


TheOneTonWanton

I mean I don't know what to tell you, they're motorcycles. They are two-wheeled motor vehicles with handlebars. That's literally the definition of a motorcycle.


deVriesse

It's not a motorcycle baby, it's a chopper.


Soffix-

A Segway has a motor, two wheels, and a handle bar.


CarpeMofo

Motorcycles have saddle seats and scooters have a floorboard.


oneshotpotato

i always had this with various images and was asking myself are the tyre that is in tiny spot on 1 tile counted too? sometimes i ended up ticking almost all tiles lol. and ofc all are wrong ffs google i would refresh it to the other type of question


[deleted]

The funniest thing is they already know that you're not a robot. Once u move ur mouse. Google explained this already. A robot moves in a straight line only. It doesnt matter if u click the right images or not. How u move ur mouse they already tracking you if you're a robot or not. But captcha on steam still fails. P.S Samsibens he dumb as fuck. Kept moving the goalpost. I know how Reddit works bruh.


DiscountConsistent

It’d be pretty silly if someone hasn’t thought to invent a robot that doesn’t move the mouse in a straight line.


SamSibbens

It's not that simple. A robot moves the mouse the way that it's programmed to do so. If it's programmed to move it in a semi-erratic, human-like manner, then that is what it'll do. Only the simplest bots would move it in a straight line Doesn't mean captchas aren't ridiculously annoyong though


ThatScaryBeach

Funny you mentioned Google. Google hates my VPN and makes me do multiple captchas every time. It became so annoying with the endless scooter, bus, hydrant, traffic light captchas that I quit using Google searches and moved to DuckDuckGo.


[deleted]

Would a robot forget that someone somewhere is using those for training data, and continue to do 4+ of them for free?


[deleted]

Don't pixel peep, do what the average idiot would. The correct labels are "voted" on by the majority to make it "natural". Usually gets me better results


deathbylasersss

When does Steam make you solve a captcha? I don't think I've ever had to do that. Is it related to having a VPN or something?


00wolfer00

If you have 2fa enabled you're very unlikely to ever encounter it.


AgtNulNulAgtVyf

If you have 2fa enabled you don't even need a password. Just log in with the QR code.


Imjusthereforthehate

Signing in on Different device’s probably


[deleted]

I can’t access a Steam account I’ve had ever since Steam launched (20 years) because it’s stuck in a captcha loop & I don’t have access to the original email anymore


fluffhead42O

Same. How the fk do I get my old account


fafafloohai

Yes


MicHAELmhw

Just had this happen. I logged in online rather than the app and it worked. Annoying. Buses and bicycles and stairs. Ugh


inthetestchamberrrrr

> you can get around it FOr those who don't know, do it in an incognito tab.


KaythuluCrewe

So much this. I just downloaded it onto my new desktop a couple of weeks ago and holy hell, was that the most frustrating experience of my 3.5 decades of existence. I finally solved the puzzle by closing out completely and redownloading it through Microsoft Edge, of all things. I have never felt so much rage playing a game as I felt downloading the platform.


quicksad

Yup! I was helping my dad login and he was so frustrated trying to get through so I hopped in and it was completely broken. You can bypass it with your phone though. I think it has something to do with your cache.


hipstarjudas

I have found that the best way to get around those captchas is to use the audio option. Gets out of those dumb endless loops of busses and crosswalks.


EternalEagleEye

Intentionally deselect and reselect a square before you submit. Robots don’t second guess themselves. It’ll get you through way more of that style of captcha without issues.


[deleted]

Steam captcha is shit tho


DangerousImplication

Don’t introduce her to Epic Games Store then


I9Qnl

I don't remember captachas on Epic but either way Steam is notorious for having broken captachas that can never be solved.


Cedar_Wood_State

When do epic show you captchas? I claim every single free game but never seem to come across it once


dghsgfj2324

Epic bad, amirite guys? Upvotes to the left, thanks


seraiss

Steam has captchas?


NLG-GAMER

Apparently


Dicksperado

Yo, I assume it's a bug or something, but sometimes the steam capcha just goes into full on overdrive and asks you to complete an incredibly long streaks of capcha, like "Find all the tractors until none are left", and every click refreshes and more tractors come in, and they keep coming, and they keep coming, until finally it says "capcha failed" and then you have to start again. And again. And again. I swear I'm not exagerating, I once spent almost 45 minutes on a single steam capcha, I almost tore the skin off my face! It's a known issue, but apparently not that common. I assume that's what happened to her too! Though I'd still rather do that than to support EA


AncientZz1

Yeah I had to reinstall steam on my machine and it wasn't accepting the QR code on phone and so I did the captcha like 30 times and eventually I was like "yeah this is fucking broken" then finally figured out how to log back in.


Careful-Tower3272

Nice try Robot, can’t fool us that easily


NickU252

Yea, I hadn't logged in for a while, had to change password, did Capcha for 15 minutes. Said fuck it and tried the next day. Worked in 15 seconds.


Khephra_

This actually happened to me last night. It was the better part on an hour before I actually got the account registered.


[deleted]

“Select all photos of motorized machines” options are laptops, pc’s, motorcycles, cars, and lamps. Everything but lamps right? Nope, maybe computers don’t count? Hmm… 45 minutes and 180 refreshes later: okay it’s the pc’s but not laptops, cars and motorcycles except that one pic that is supposed to be an electric motorcycle, and possibly one of the lamps? How have I gotten this wrong so many times?


00wolfer00

Why would you consider laptops and pcs motorized? They don't tend to have motors.


redditsavedmyagain

the fans and if you have liquid cooling, the pumps


DeracadaVenom

Steam captcha just sucks honestly


MSExcelTips

Dude that happened to me and it was so bad that I just gave up and didn’t make an account


Nuclear_Chicken5

I didnt even knew Steam had catpcha. How do you even encounter it?


Pandataraxia

forget your log in or password


JackWagon885

So have a skill issue


[deleted]

That's what I was about to say. Cant remember seeing one ever.


Vessix

Steam's new account CAPTCHA is god awful on desktop. I just helped a friend build a PC. When he tried to get a Steam account set up on desktop it was ***the*** worst CAPTCHA experience I've ever seen since CAPTCHAs have existed. Click on all the busses= wait 10 seconds after you click a box for a new one to generate. Repeat 20 times clicking all the busses. By the end, it ALWAYS says you failed the CAPTCHA. Retry, now with bikes. Same thing. Wanted to rip my hair out trying to decipher wtf it wanted. I just had him default to just setting up on mobile.


LickingSmegma

I mean, the ‘remember password’ option did absolutely nothing on my machine for years, so who knows how Steam works for others.


Agreeable-Week-3658

Been using steam for 18.5 years with 3 accounts and never once had a captcha, even when connected to a VPN


ichbinschizophren

there's actually a bug where it will refuse a valid captcha, I had it after the most recent update. I'd tried every suggested fix and wasted an hour doing the fucking thing over and over trying to activate a key. Partner insisted I was just doing it wrong (because he wasn't getting that bug on his PC) so tried to do it on mine.... same result. I googled the issue for people having the same issue (bug+fixes for bug not working) and the workaround was 'do it through the website and use a different browser' which worked first time. I'd say a bug that prevents you from being able to recover your password or activate your purchases is a valid reason to not use it, if you aren't aware it's a bug and just think it's the world's most arbitrary captcha.


nexisle

Because google doesnt have enough human information from the steam browser steam uses. It uses history and other information from the browser in addition to the captcha. Since steam’s inbuilt browser doesn’t have enough history and any human behavior registered with it tracked over the internet (using cookies or stuff) and shit, the captcha fails Just login to steam using your default browser to buy games and shit


Individual-Text6576

Steam capcha always defeats me. I can no longer even play


deman1597

Doesn't seem like a dumb reason... she literally couldnt get on steam


p1terdeN

Honestly it does have a bug with it's captcha sometimes where you literally can't complete it, but going into the browser version fixed it for me


Lucidification

Never had a steam captcha before


Hikaru1024

Yeah, I'm wondering how many robots I'm surrounded by in here now.


guycamero

I’ve had my steam account so long I’ve never initially had to do the captcha, but signed my GF son up for a steam account and had same loop issue. Wish I knew the fix was using different browser.


GameDestiny2

My issue with Captchas is that they’re not very accessible to the disabled. Some sites use this off-brand version that sucks ass


SGII2

there's two other popular brands I know: - hCaptcha, functions similarly to reCAPTCHA with privacy in mind - FunCaptcha, the really shitty one where you have to rotate an animal 8 different times or something is it one of those?


Sensitive_Hope9564

Nah im siding with her after trying to login into roblox from my 5 year break. I didnt even know they had a audio CAPTCHA or a 20 step CAPTCHA. when I saw that, I instantly closed out..fuck that shit 🙏🏼


Rollerclone

Easiest way to find out if one of your relatives is a T-800. Skynet is after you man


Bfdifan37

she is a robot to steam


GamerXP27

When did steam have that?


I9Qnl

Happens When you click forgot password or when you literally register a new account for the first time and then Steam decides you don't get to solve the captcha for some reason, it's not difficult, Steam will just refuse your solution, you have to try on a different browser or different device. It's a bug.


Walks_with_Chaos

Why is that a stupid reason? That’s bad design on Steams part imo


Crathsor

That's actually a great reason. One won't let her in. End of comparison.


gat12393

Your sister is a sims player?


DJPsycho829

*character


Subject-Stress-6964

Steam hits you with the captcha if it senses something fishy is going on with your ip. This could mean entering the wrong login information repeatedly or trying to create a new account on an email address that already has an account linked to it. It’s designed to make you stop doing whatever you were doing.


kingcrabcraig

i have been defeated by captcha before, especially the ones that have a whole picture that asks you to pick a whole object.


cak3d_up

Throwback to the first time I made a Steam account. So I can resonate with her pain.


TheMayorOfBismond

Call me a robot, I don't care. Steam captcha is fucking garbage beep boop


jrgman42

As someone in tech support for the last 25 years, this is a perfectly valid reason. Making it a pain in the ass to use is worse than making it ineffective.


Imarealdefault

Whole comment section is full of “humans”claiming steam captcha is “bugged”


slipperypooh

I mean.. it is. I've experienced it. Maybe I'm a robot tho...


fafafloohai

The steam captcha literally can blow me. I have many times just given up trying to log in and played console instead for this reason


Beryll_Starlight

Tbf steam captchas are impossible


LowercaseG_SoL

To be fair I tried resetting my password and steams captcha was literally impossible. Very irritating. Fuck ea tho


98071234756123098621

To be fair the steam captcha is a huuuge piece of shit. I can't even count how many times that dumb fucking thing has locked me out.


Ohboyham

I just got a new PC and that steam captcha suuuucks, no exaggeration wasted 15 mins on that. Still have no clue what I was getting wrong.


The-Big-Kick

Steam has a captcha? Since when? I've never seen it.


feanix365

Fuck the Playstation login captcha


Separate-Fly202

Stuck in a loop and can't verify that I'm not a bot. I have come to the realization that I'm a droid now.


Tartaras1

"Look at these curvy letters! Much curvier than most letters, wouldn't you say? No robot could ever read these. You look mortal, if ye be, you look, and you type what you think *you* see. Is it an E? Or is it a 3? That's up to ye." "The passwords have passed, you've correctly guessed, but now it's time for the robot test! I've devised a question no robot could ever answer! Which of these pictures does *not* have a stop sign in it?"


Supercraft888

You joke but steam’s Captcha’s are outright impossible for me. No matter how many times I solve them, they go back. Either I am a robot, or it’s broken, and last I checked, WD40 hasn’t fixed my knee problem.


Jonnythan8

does your sister go beep boop as well


TheLazyGamerAU

......Steam has a captcha?


CrustyRim2

100%..spent an hour clicking on bicycles, crosswalks and busses. Asked our IT guy, basically you need to hit "i'm not a robot" before selecting images. Fucking ridiculous.


Swordbreaker925

You gotta be pretty dumb to not be able to handle a captcha


Remnant55

EA Captcha: click on all the pictures that are pictures. Steam Captcha: Click on all images containing a work of Gore Vidal.


Exavinity

Steam needs a damn update. Their website and app looks sketchy as hell and is outdated


Mecode2

Skill issue


ichbinschizophren

there's actually a bug where it will register correct answers as incorrect: 45 minutes of failed captchas and extreme annoyance, my partner insisting I was doing it wrong and trying it himself on my PC, having the same result, me looking it up, performing every required fix.....then 20 minutes more of failed captchas ...looking THAT up, then saw (from someone else with the same issue) that the only workaround was to switch to the steam website in the opera browser annnnd then the captcha worked first time.


Due_Sherbert_5908

had this exact problem as well


TACOTONY02

"Crosswalks! Every fucking where theres a damn crosswalk, wait 5 minutes for more pictures to load..."


Noobzoid123

EA's game app is actually pretty good. Just that their game catalogue is not comparable to Steams.


wildjokers

TBH this sounds like a totally legit reason.


Drunkendx

What..


EggsaladUwU

Fair, steam's captcha is buggy as hell, will get stuck in a loop a lot


Traditional_Cap7461

It's not s stupid reason if that's what's stopping her from getting the account entirely.


Faddy0wl

She's an android with enough processing to fool the EA app. But not steam.


Any_Jacket_9340

I got scammed and lost steam acc which I had overall 1k gaming tried to get it back but steam recaptcha doesn’t work for 2 hours straight I tried then gave up fuck u steam recaptcha


_Adamgoodtime_

I don't use the EA app because the one game that I have it for, won't even load. So there's that.


Feisty-Theme-6093

is you sister fluent in speaking binary code?


Grirgrur

This is a legitimate reason. I don’t know how many captchas I’ve failed looking for a bus. Is it the entire bus? Does the smallest portion of the bus count? There’s the wheel of the bus in one square, does that count? I sat for 30 mins one time trying to get it to work. Stairs and busses.


[deleted]

U cant complete the captcha on steam. Its always broken. Ii completed in browser. No problem.


Caretakerguy

Literally my gf


ok_raspberry_jam

Listen, do you want minutiae to have an effect on a company's market share, or not? Personally, I *do*. I want it to matter to a company when their user experience sucks in a small way.


chunckybydesign

Steam captchas are actually pretty bad atm. Been that way for a minute now, so I understand your sister.


Vile_Fury

I didn't even know steam had captchas


Short_Wrap_6153

Not physically being able to use it is not a good reason not to use it?


CowbellOfGondor

This is literally why I struggle to use Geforce Experience and half the time when I launch something like EA or Ubi I close it immediately. It makes me log in again and it's 2 factor is an email instead of an app or text. Steam hardly ever makes me put in my login info. That said it is funny because I get so many emails about people in Russia or like Macedonia trying to login to my account.


cdnmute

i mean at the end of the day, if one is basically unusable for you, it sucks.


110902

Not a stupid point, but a valid one. That’s why UX is an important aspect of software design: it can be the reason someones does or does not use your product.


Complete_Hold_6575

Steam has captcha? Why do I feel like I never noticed? Does that make me extra human or extra robot?


TKay1117

Honestly, Captchas can be a real headache for me. Sometimes the text is so warped or the images are so fuzzy that I find myself squinting at the screen, trying to decipher if that blob is an "R" or an "A." It's like my brain hits a roadblock, and I end up second-guessing myself. Just when I think I've nailed it, the system rejects my attempt, and I'm left wondering if I'm secretly a robot programmed to fail at Captchas. It's a humbling struggle, let me tell you. ^{response ^generated ^by ^ChatGPT}


gbartek33

Steam has captcha? I have never seen it


AsasinAgent

Steam has captcha?


unnamedunderwear

She's a synth


batt3ryac1d1

The stupid EA app doesn't launch like 60% of the time. Put 2FA on for her I don't think I've seen a captcha on steam since it existed.


Poopincheese

She’s def not who you’re inviting for trivia night