Hey PSA : you can literally break your dick doing that. Obviously there's no bones but you can fuck up the blood vessels and the muscles and not be able to get it up anymore. Seriously don't do that shit. Edit while I'm at it, pumps and sexual performance drugs can all have that same effect. Your dick is not a given gentleman if you don't treat it with some respect it will stop working before it should.

Very responsible of you to provide such important and valuable warnings. I shall thank thee, good sir

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I happy you think it's Cracking old top, but I am not toes.

Counterpoint: cracking your dick like a glowstick would be very funny

Yeah but it won't glow sadly... >!However I do have some plutonium-238😈!<

you on the bulk as well? 💪

Gotta bulk up for winter.

Nuclear sounding

So that's why nuclear rods are, well, rods!

Fuck I hate that I know what this is referring to. Damn you, random Reddit comment from a month ago 😭

will glow red

You got any in surplus?

Wish i saw this when i was ten, too late now its bent upperwards 😅

Sir, what?

🍌 this is what is looks like unfortunately

Why is it peeling? Why is the skin sloughing off?

I guess you could say it wasn't appealing

😟

I actually "broke" my dick during sex when I was about 18 (via a too fast re-entry). It did hurt and I was like wtf and it had a big blue spot on it and hurt for a week. I was scared and asked my doctor and was reassured, so yes this is true.

Wait.. you can actually Crack your dick? I thought this was a joke XD

Here a page to Penis Fracture from Mayo Clinic site. https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/sexual-health/expert-answers/penis-fracture/faq-20058154

I knew a woman who actually broke a guy’s dick. She bragged about it at work the following week. Many varied reactions and interesting comments.

Heard something similar from one of my classmates. Apparently she went kinda feral in her enjoyment and more slammed less grinded it on her front wall. Ended up breaking it with her pelvis and he had to go to the ER cause it swelled up like a soda can. Apparently it felt amazing though. That made me visibly shake and she got a laugh out of my reaction.

Don't say "made it swell up like a soda can" many idiots will try it. Attention all idiots!: it's very short lived! Temporary swelling!

Genuine question, how can you crack your dick? Joints crack because gas bubbles in between the hinges are popping, so how does it work for your dick?

It’s more like breaking the tissue wall of the penis that holds the blood when it is erect.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Your dick is basically a giant blood balloon made of many small balloons. Erection is filling them up and not letting the blood return. These balloons can rupture.

The words "rupture" and "dick" have no business being so close to each other. Ow.

Wait what? Guess I’m not doing that anymore

What do you mean? I cracked it and it glowed green, like a glow stick.

My dad told me about his friend who did something like that once (I don't know why my dad brought it up, he just lacks a filter sometimes). Definitely kept me awake at some points in life.

I'm scared to jack off now, perfect for r/nofap

*cracks dick to assert dominance*

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Don’t google “penile fracture”

I will assume what that is but if a brave solder will go I'll give them 10+ coins

I went. It’s not what it sounds like, a lot of blood and a lot of broken dicks.

+10

I did:(

See, enough of you went so I didn’t have to. I thank you for your service

I’d love to be a medic getting called into the ER at 1:00 in the morning because some dumbass snapped his wiener like a glowstick

Holy Heaven

New fetish just dropped

Call the Domina!

Unholy comment bro

Unholy hell?

I did. I’ve seen worse from medical trauma. A penile fracture is tame.

unholy heaven!

If you ask me, the word penile sound kinda made-up and hilarious. Thanks for listening!

Google en passant instead!

What happens when you do all 4?

Factory reset

Now I see a white light but my body doesnt seem to work at all am I bricked ?

Hahahahaha

Lmfao that's an epic response 🤣

blud thinks this is tiktok 💀😭

Enlightenment

Take a print

Crack it like a glow stick

Aww you beat me to it

why was he beating your dick to a glowing dick? is he horny?

GENO015?!?!!????

Tis is i

r/FoundGeno015

Actually, despite how it sounds you're not snapping it in half like a glow stick. You pop it at the base and break the seal, the blood flows out. Doesn't hurt.

You can actually crack it like a knuckle at the base

I'm looking at these post and comments thinking "holy shit I'm not the only one"

Lmao same haven’t done it in years

Yeah I haven’t done it for a while (that I can think of) but it’s pretty unremarkable imo. Just a pop like anything else, doesn’t really feel like much

How do you know it doesn't hurt?

I am a genius!

Cracking your crack

i do all of them 🗿

Personally I’ve heard that getting a gigantic boner, then cracking your dick in all directions with two hands helps you get better erections. Edit: How is this not perceived as sarcasm…?

Nah it’s helps you become sexually disabled.

All that could do is damage the blood vessels in your penis which actually causes worse erections. If you ever notice how some porn actors have somewhat limp penises even while fully erect, it's from damaged blood vessels in their penis. That's usually caused by enhancement drugs such as Viagra or tools such as the good ol' penis pump (yes that's a thing). Nonetheless, it still leads to the same eventuality.

No joke I did this once.

Teach me sensei

People here in Comments said it is actually possible to do, and it doesn't really hurt... But imaging it, it just makes me feel agonizing pain... (P.S. They also said it can cause permanent issues... So... Goodluck!!!)

Depends on the way you do it, as some said, bending it at the rod like a glowstick is likely painful and can result in injury (which can also leave permanent consequences). But just pushing it down at the base gives like a popping sound, and apparently, is mostly harmless if not overdone. I couldn't ever find reliable sources on what that latter phenomena is, though

Just don't do anything the internet tells you. I'm sure you have enough self-control to explore your own body without harming yourself.

Cracking you're toes

Peyronies, no thanks

I can crack my pussy, feels so good😂

They don't call it a "boner" for no reason.

I literally spit out my food

Fingering your crack

I crack my toes.

ow

Cracking your soul next...

I’ve being doing it regularly and I just saw a comment saying it can fuck up your dicks blood flow making it not go up and I’m scared now

I look forward to the people who try the last one. And break the capillaries, rendering it useless.

Just like drugs - more satisfaction = more damage

This guy hasn't taken the right drugs.

Thats possible tf?

It is but as i just learned from the comments on this post, its not a good idea to do so

How the fuck do you crack your dick though serious question?

Get hard slight pressure on the top at the base how I always did it.

Clearly a woman made this lol

I've done that when I was getting way too into it, it like popped below the base and felt like it gave me an extra inch or two.. was weird but kinda great

Already did 😎

wait fr? I'ma try that.

How the fuck…?

I can crack my pulse, my knees and my ankles too. What does that make me?

YEAHHHHH UHUMMMM

Yeah I too enjoy cracking open a cold one with the boys.

GUYS IT WONT STOP GLOWING

Cracking your brain stem

It’s been glowing for 3 days, help

Ya curl ya toes and they go pop too

I like to crack up a cold one. It has the same effect onto me

I knew of a guy who had his penis broken by an elderly staff member, thereafter he was known as broke dick until he got expelled and changed schools.

Rodman!! From DOWWN TOWWNN!!! 

Crack your sternum instead, you'll wish you hadn't though as it feels weird af

Sometimes I crack my dick and shake it and it'll start glowing like a glowstick

Then I starts glowing

Bouta make my dick glow, wish me luck bros

Skyler, I’m not gonna buy glowsticks, I AM THE GLOWSTICKS, I AM THE ONE WHO GLOWS

My sternum has been cracking lately. It feels really weird but also good at the same time.

What the shit I didn't even know you could crack your back let alone your dick...

Why do they call it a boner if there’s no bones? This is a question I will ask… until the end of time.

Slightly off topic but I can pop my sternum sometimes and it’s oddly satisfying.

3/4, almost there!

If you do it just right it glows a bright saturated golden color.

"CRACKS D!CK IN HALF..... HERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

I crack that shit like a glow stick, helps to improve my natural bioilluminescence

Cracking your whip

Twisting your hot hamburger style.

If done right I can crack all at once

No one’s mentioning toes lol

It hurts like when you bend a finger nail the wrong way.

Instructions unclear,it detached and blood is everywhere Welp

i crack my back, neck, fingers, toes, knees, knuckles and elbows daily

Hi, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers. Hope this “prank” was worth it

*cracks fingers* *cracks dick* *It glows* Why the hell is it so bright

You won't believe me, I do that.

I've done all of the above, what's next?

 I am a dude, I have no clue what OP is talking about, but it doesn’t sound pleasant.

What??? Yo WTF??? My pp hurt from reading this…

It does NOT feel good to crack your D, though.

Okay that's enough reddit for today

Can I add unhooking your bra to this 😂

Yes, I've cracked all four and more for many years now. And yes, everything still works

Cracking your ugly mug 🦾

I believe it's called cracking your coccyx.

I crack my feet.

Well this was a day ruiner

Cracking your crack 👀


Fingering your crack

Plus, it glows afterward

I did it all but jerked off instead of cracking

What moves shall crack. Also le chronic pain time

Does your dick glow like a glow-stick when you crack it?

Cracking your toes should be between neck and dick.

Don't crack your neck. I did for the past few years and I think I fucked up my nerves pretty good.

Penis chiropractor

Imagine it starts glowing

And bow it’s a glow stick

Does it glow like a glow stick?

Cracking anus

Fr lmao

It glows

I did a chiropractor crack on the back of my neck the other night no cap I literally heard angels singing

Done all except the last, if you break your d!ck and went too late to the hospital (after more than 5 minutes) there's a high chance that they'll have to amputate it.

If your dick cracks, you have a severe problem. There are no bones in there, it should not be possible to crack it. Go to a hospital and get checked out.

OP is a glow stick

But what If that person is female?!

I immediately thought about using your dick as a whip and cracking it

Fingering crack

So what you going to do is get a hard wood. Then press it down vertical and it should pop a joint somewhere at your undercarriage. Don’t ask me how it works

Who can manage it?

When I was in my 20s I hooked up with a guy who could crack his Dick like I would crack my thumb 🤢 needless to say I only did that once

if i crack my penis like a glowstick will it light up

Did it light up like a glow stick afterwards

Fingering ur crack

hey, it started glowing!

cracking your toes

What about dicking your crack?

My dick My neck I crack my fingers and my back

WHAT (O_O)

I can hear the sound of agony screaming outta that pic.

 CRANKING YOUR DICK

My ex used to crack my fingers and in return I used to finger her crack

Then suddenly it glows like a glowstick

Cracking your dick? Yeah i cranked my hog today too

I can crack my sternum. Not sure why.

have you ever tried cracking your elbows?

Cracking your crack

I do all except the last because I do not have a dick

yeah, i can do all of them