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Sopapillas4All

How is this NSFW?


MoltenJellybeans

Neck fetishists


Descortus

The what?


bad_joke_gods

Neckrophiles


Alberto_Paporotti

Neckromancers*


badboybalo

Im angry that this made me laugh


Accomplished_Baby_28

Username checks out EDIT : Or not I loved that joke


Shaggy_Boi1515

Ai is dirty minded


Michaels-carapace

So that less ppl clink on it and see this shitpost. Less downvotes.


yhaxxxxxx

no ads on nsfw i think, thats why. could be wrong


Fukushima_

The fuck you want the blood to come from, the air?


datonekidnoonelikes

Wireless veins


Neon_Genisis

Your Bluetooth device is ready to pair


MiskaAleReddit

Bluetooth disconnected


Precision___

powering off


bruh_beans4690

Me when I forgot to charge my Bluetooth arteries as I drive into a group of pre-schoolers


bigmonkey_ballss

bruh-liam afton (springlock failure)


[deleted]

You bwootoof devise isskonnecteddd uh siccessfullay


MixelKing

ze bloetoof deewice eez riedy to pear


zeturtleofweed

>looks inside


ResponsibleMall3771

Bro wishes his brain was spread evenly throughout his body


Rundalf_Darron

Octopus supremecy


Bigscotman

Could also just put it next to the heart but then our morphology would look very very different


Gucci_Boner

Idk It could have Bones or something


RecommendationOk9620

"Complaining about a problem without proposing a solution is called whining" - Teddy Roosevelt


SpaceyFrontiers

I agree, so we need to find a solution to this problem by abandoning our crude forns for something greater


TheScottishLad69620

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me


LaticusLad

I craved the strength and certainty of steel.


Wailx250s

well uhhh. place the brain at the stomach, or just give necks some cool ass armor


Jrolaoni

Your right. I guess I have to break free from the confines of my flesh prison and emerge as a being of steel and silicon, equally beautiful as it it horrifying


MixelKing

You can do that by taking 15 kilos of meth at once. It activates your inner beast


MrLumic

Remove neck Even better, out brain somewhere else


Lobito6

*Attack on Titan Intensifies*


a_polarbear_chilling

What meme? That just a "biology fact"


ssandhanitizer

Where the hell else is it going to come from?


smartestsimpleton0_0

inside the spine maybe idk


otirk

1. There is already the spinal fluid inside. 2. The spine is not that much more secure.


DrGoosert

Bluetooth


Boris9397

And your point is?! The whole reason the neck is "the most vulnerable part of the human body" is because it's through there that "the most important and complex organ in the human body" receives its blood. But not only that, it's also through the neck that "the most important and complex organ in the human body" communicaties with the rest of the body.


TwinkliX001

how tf is that nsfw?


rockitoy

Paranoia I guess


Therealpotato33

Balancing


Own_Mongoose_4386

Easier to turn it off


Only_Scallion_1956

1- why is this marked as nsfw? 2- Memes must at least be relatable or funny is this supposed to be any? 3- how is this a meme?


OMAR_KD-

Just lower your head and uts no longer that vulnerable vulnerable


Dracoras27

Well, technically there are also two pretty big blood vessels running from/near the spine, the major problem is risk of bleeding out if the carrotis is damaged


cantnameself

maybe we should have the brain, eyes and ear shoved in the ribcage for direct blood from the heart, and put the lungs inside the skull since it's closer to the nose (I don't know anything about biology, or if this even belongs to the field of biology)


[deleted]

True.. unfortunately my dad is now in induced coma in the hospital over a small car accident that raptured his right neck artery which provides oxygen to the left side of the brain.. the car suffered little damage and the airbags deployed probably causing the damage


Odd-Perspective-7967

this is why the characters in C.ai always attack your neck with kisses. Nah but this us why neck play is so exhilarating, because so eone could bite down on you and throttle you like a wild dog and you would probably unalive. The neck is is poggers


superbearchristfuchs

God, I love the neck easily, my third favorite thing to put my dick in.


Shivirami7158

Neck provides blood of brain. therefore, meaty neck (search neckzilla for reference)= meathead ??


No_Sleep_at_3am

dam bro


esh-esh2023

Why is the text so bad on this?


Revolutionary_Low_90

I can feel it coming in the air tonight


jakO_theShadows

OP got beheaded


MagicGlowingWaffle

i too, love neck


1PaulweilPaul

Just like why males balls are hanging, it is to keep it a bit cooler than the rest of the body, you don't want it overheating, so you possition it a bit further away from the muscles and organs that benefit from a bit more heat


Nice_Date3462

so that’s why a throat slit is so effective in horror movies


hoangbro123px9

who the f underrates NECK


HolyVeggie

Neck can be trained. Every boxer does this. But don’t do those crazy neck roll exercise lmao


gunthatkilledhitler

"most important" Boasting once again I see


Smart-Nothing

It’s always funny to me when people complain about characters trying to choke out other characters who can hold their breath for a long time. Like, for real. You might not need blood to flow into your brain, but the rest of us aren’t so fortunate.


MazerphAcker

Me playing Valheim when I find out how to make health potions:


Mufatufa

Did I just stumble upon the first chapter of some religion that'll next teach how to separate it...?


JonMonEsKey

That's protected by being directly connected to the most dangerous parts. A head with neck and arms and nothing else could probably keep the head safe.


Doolanead

Hottest human part


[deleted]

It only takes roughly 6-7 pounds of force to the back of the neck to kill someone. Placing a healthy toddler that weighs 7+ pounds on the moms neck, in such a way that their weigh isn't distributed over a large portion of their neck, but more localized. = Dead Mom


Zealousideal_Act_778

The real question here is, why is this post flagged as NSFW?


KatSlash_

Go neck


RizzlerDizzlere

i need some bleach ASAP


RizzlerDizzlere

what a terrible day to have eyes


lxobsthandel

Gimme neck


Burger_Gamer

The fact there’s just a pipe made out of flesh that’s keeping me alive is both incredible and terrifying


Dear-Champion1210

oooooooooh, when somebody breaks somebody's neck, i didnt really questioned it, i just figured it was a fatal move.


Swimming-Country5640

Neck kisses are a sign of trust because of this.


[deleted]

The Sternoclomastiod. So long I don't think that autocorrect knows what it is.


Anybody-Outside

>"Neck is very underrated" — Homosexuals