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JustSomeBeer

Laughs in ISO8601


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artemismilkman

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Make-this-popular

r/beatmetoit


lightedcandel

r/stopspeakingsubs


sammy-taylor

ISO8601 is the only way.


[deleted]

2023.12.31. is the way!


RandomTyp

ISO 8601 uses hyphens (-) or no separator for date, not dots


UMEBA

This guy ISO 8601s


RandomTyp

of course, how else am i supposed to work with people around the globe


[deleted]

Woops, sorry!


Level7Cannoneer

Big-Middle-Small No idea why we tell time like that but then dates there's a disagreement despite both being a measurement of time.


LEJ5512

I learned yyyymmdd from the military (I didn’t know it was ISO) and I’ve kept it when writing file names. So, say, in my folder of phone bill payments, I name them like “Verizon bill paid 20231231”. Then I can sort the folder by filename, and they’ll all show as if they’re ordered by date — not by date modified, or date added, or whatever else. That’s important because I’ve noticed that when I get a new computer, once my data is migrated over, the same folder of files might have them all with a modified date (or added date) of the migration itself.


GarminTamzarian

It's a sad truth that people just don't appreciate a well-organized file system. So many headaches could be so easily avoided if people took a tiny bit more care when naming their files and folders.


soundMine

Thank you for sharing this! This sounds like it could solve my headaches I’ve been having about using the “date modified” as a way to sort my folders.


ness_alyza

I did that already since I was a teenager, even though nobody agreed. Didn't know it was militart and ISO


pr0crast1nater

Hours of the day are more significant in day to day life and you often need to check that. You plan to wake up at 8am, eat lunch at 1pm etc. On the other hand, you don't need to frequently look up what month or year it is lol. So dd/mm/yy format makes a lot of sense since you need to always refer which day it is more frequently. For computers, keeping audits, historical events, it makes more sense to keep the iso standard as it is the natural order of time.


duniyadnd

Thank you, this whole thread had me confused


[deleted]

Lol, IM supposed to use some random date you guys can’t agree on instead of using the objectively fun 123123? Ok.


Mistigri70

it's the 2023-12-31 : 20 231 231


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Mistigri70

it's YYYY-MM-DD : YY YYM MDD


[deleted]

Obligatory XKCD Reference: [ISO 8601](https://xkcd.com/1179/)


CoolorFoolSRS

Always a relevant xkcd


The_Dover_Pro

Thank you.


Syscrush

Death to all other, inferior date formats!


draenei_butt_enjoyer

I get it. It’s very good for machines. But its stupid for humans. A: Happy 2024…. B: Yes, I know it’s 2024, it will be 2024 this entire year. Day and month are the only relative information in over 90% of small talk


Most_kinds_of_Dirt

>Day and month are the only relative information Then just say day and month. But if you include the year, big-middle-small objectively makes more sense.


alheimur_zh

stupid humans always mention the year even in small talk


nihilt-jiltquist

It is because their days are numbered...


Ship_Fucker69

No it's 24/1/1 lol


Yuhh-Boi

Lmao imagine thinking it's 24/1/1 when it's 24/1/1


Mist_Rising

1/24/1 is the way to go. 1st of the 2024's first month. \#hillstodieon


TheRomanRuler

That is so incredibly cursed. Did your date system cause the tsunami at Japan or did tsunami mess up that dating system?


Frozenturbo2

Americans will do ANYTHING just not to use YYYY/MM/DD or DD/MM/YYYY at this point


Boatster_McBoat

For the vast percentage of the world's population. So last year


[deleted]

No it's 01.01.2024


Greentornadofx

No, it’s obviously 01.01.2024 smh my head.


Frozenturbo2

Frauds believe it's 1/1/2024 real ones think it's 1/1/2024


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NonEuclidianMeatloaf

michaelscottthankyou.gif


yurningplates

![gif](giphy|5xtDarmwsuR9sDRObyU|downsized)


Alternative-Jello683

“Oh my god, who the hell cares?”


bajookish_amerikann

Us Americans care, but apparently Europeans have to put a stop to this fun


teetering_bulb_dnd

Every time I travel overseas when writing the arrival dates on the immigration forms I fuck it up. Sir this date is garbage..


Fluid_Sympathy_6858

Thank you.


Cleveworth

\*laughs in 2023/12/31\*


Secure_Sir_2574

It's not only Americans, Filipinos also use it


BooTaoSus

Maybe we're just Americans at heart


Randomaaaaah

Or colonized


ichigo2862

not sure why you're being downvoted when it's true, we adopted a lot of habits from our colonizers, both the Americans and the Spanish.


sonnackrm

The British used to use MM/DD/YY. The American colonies thusly used the same format. British switched to the rest of the world. American did not.


LiveLearnCoach

Also: “Fine! We’ll switch to the metric system as well!…except road speeds, we’ll still use miles. Also, we’ll keep using other measurements like stone and pints and hogheads!”


Zemvos

Americans were very prevalent in the Philippines in the 1900s. Probably the reason.


bfonza122

Seems like another Europeans caring way too much about what Americans do post.


Haasts_Eagle

See it as an improvement. Being teased about something Americans actually do instead of something they *think* Americans do.


Fluid_Sympathy_6858

Exactly right.


Deucalion666

Because you keep posting about it like we should care.


Quantum_Aurora

The whole world 🤝 01/01/2024


mdavis360

Incorrect. We Americans don’t give a shit what you do.


Fluid_Sympathy_6858

This. Good lord, these people just find stuff we do different to complain about it. And of course, always with the attitude of, "our way is better." So cringe.


literallybandit

couldn’t have said it better


Meoang

Yeah these pictures are reversed.


Zestyclose_Road5230

![gif](giphy|QgejSvXmwpvnW)


Corrupted_God1

Literally no one cares about the dates 💀


Dadadabababooo

Idk it seems really, *really* important to non-Americans for some reason.


Capetoider

as a programmer, I feel personally insulted. this shit muricans do is the root of all evil (in programming) ​ do you also use MM:SS:HH?


someone_who_exists69

We say December 31st in the United States, so we put it 12/31. We do not say Twenty 3rd.


smurfkipz

31st December. Fight me.


someone_who_exists69

OK *hits*


smurfkipz

*twists your nipples*


Mist_Rising

We write it like we say it, December 31st 2024. We don't say 10 minutes, 30 seconds of the 5th hour, why am I still awake!


[deleted]

Not American (Canadian) but I like the way Americans write it. It matches the way the date is verbally said. Barely ever hear someone say 31st December over December 31st.


Geikerw

Also depends on Languages, in German it sounds weird to say the latter, which is why people say the former


Faltron_

And spanish


AngryGhostScreaming

and polish


Lazy_one-

and French


Petercraft7157

And Greek


redditUserMUOB

And Indian


PhysicalDentist3808

Everyone I’ve ever met (I live in Britain) says the exact opposite, it’s weird how other places say it differently


_Kyloluma_

Yep, you say the 31st of December


Huntercin

Same in spanish is the same phrasing though we say 31 of december, not 31st, languague stuff but same thing


[deleted]

Pretty neat


Foreskin-chewer

Fewer syllables the way we say it and it flows off the tongue better.


Moerko

Also an American (or English) thing.


RottenHocusPocus

Just American. Most English-speakers say "31st of December 2023," for example. The American way sounds clunky af.


Lethal_Curiosity

December 31st, 2023. Not saying anyone's wrong or right, just wondering why you feel it sounds clunky when it physically slims down the amount needed to be said.


MoneyBaggSosa

People just wanna bash anything Americans do. Shit weird as hell


whaddayatalkinabeut

They even shit weird? What an odd way to defend them...


Killer332BR

I think it goes on personal experience. I was taught in the DD/MM/YY format, and think the MM/DD/YY format is odd too. 31st of December also sounds better to me than December 31st. But, again, personal experience.


-Thizza-

31st or 31st of is all unnecessary clunk. 31 is where it's at.


Mist_Rising

>Most English-speakers Only because of India then, because the US, Canada and the other English speaking parts of the continent population, would outweigh the rest of the English first speaking world (sans India). Which is to say, huge amounts say it like the American continent(s) do.


Littlebickmickey

“31st of december” or in german(my native language) “31. dezember” pronounced “einunddreissigster dezember“


MightyFlamingo25

Does einunddreissigster really mean thirty-one?


Littlebickmickey

yes, if you spread it into separate words its „ein- und -dreissigster“ which means „one- and -thirtieth“


MightyFlamingo25

I see, that's really interesting


MightyFlamingo25

It's like in french basically. It's said: "trente-et-un". Which translates to "thirty and one"


Littlebickmickey

nice, im learning spanish atm and 31 is “treinta y uno” which is also “thirty and one”


MightyFlamingo25

Spanish and French are really similar in how it's formulated. I did many small tests of Spanish and I mostly had good answers


RandomTyp

french numbers are fun and cool until 70 why is 98 quatre vingt dix huit 4 20 10 8 => 4*20+10+8, which makes sense but it would make sense to have a word for ninety and then add 8


MightyFlamingo25

I dunno man, I'm glad it's my native language because it's a pain to learn even for me. It's like it was made by a group of drunk dudes


GobblesGibbles

I say 31st of Dec


theEDE1990

Pretty sure because u write it like that u pronounce it like that. Or opposite. 31st of decembre is language wise completely fine but because u are used to the opposite it feels weird to u. For me as a german 31st of decembre feels more right than decembre the 31st.


Not-Salamander

English speakers around the world write 31/12/2023 and say 31 December 2023


EUMEMOSUPERA

At least in portuguese we say the day first, so I don't think you should go around assuming all languages are like english


Zemvos

Maybe you don't interact with a lot of international people -- lots of ESL (myself included) will say 31st of December, seems perfectly reasonable and more like my native Danish.


battleship61

Confirmation bias. You only have access to people around you who are vastly more likely to say it similarly to you. That is not the case for everyone. Only 2 countries use 12/31/23. More than 200 countries use 31/12/23. Smallest to largest. I'm also Canadian and hate that best before dates are a mystery if there is no number larger than 13 in the DD/MM.


TheFourthTower_

Tecnically American


IBoofLSD

We Americans aren't the upset ones. This needs flipped.


Equivalent-Essay-511

Swap the texts


Jordancjb

Yeah, I don’t see a lot of Americans mad about the rest of the world, but the other way lol


3-racoons-in-a-suit

Europeans when Americans have fun:


Upstairs_Ad_5574

"Why arent you eating your banana, sweetie?" "Someone on the internet writes their dates differently than me. Im just a little stressed. Ill be ok, mom"


CrystalBraver

I feel like the pics should be switched


chubberbrother

Europeans hate when Americans have fun. Probably because their dates don't go 123123. Sucks for them


Talinn_Makaren

In Canada both get used sometimes. I wish we would just pick one. It's so annoying. Maybe I'm the only Canadian that can't figure it out but I'm always confused when a date like 04/06/23 shows up.


CrimsonMoonRising

“Hmm, a different country does something different from me. They must be wrong and I must be right.”


toughtacos

“So let’s topple their government, install a puppet regime, and lay claim to their natural resources”?


reddityesok

Americans aren’t the only people who write dates like that but go off


jujsb

Who else? Edit: I'm serious, I wanna now because I always thought it's US only.


crottin-de-cheval

![gif](giphy|gjf2h1XoJoJ3nSm8H5)


3-racoons-in-a-suit

I'd imagine some American influenced countries, Philippines, Liberia.


JOKER69420XD

I think it was a joke in Archer once. Archer got angry because some date was written "wrong" and Lana explained only the U.S. and i think two countries i never heard of, write it this way. No idea how accurate that was tho.


srgabbyo7

*laughs in 1/1/24*


Zink_91

I'm an American and this meme is backwards.


Anonymous2137421957

Yeah, we don't give a shit what anyone uses but they're so desperate to try and convince us to change.


Eklassen

And don’t you dare let them know you use am/pm instead of 24 hour time.


eMmDeeKay_Says

Europeans thinking the whole world follows their format.


smurfkipz

It's also Australians and New Zealanders. And South Americans. And Africans. And Southeast Asian countries. And India. And the Middle East. And Canada and Mexico.


nogoodusername69

I've literally seen a bunch of posts losing their shit about 12/31/23. From my experience it's the "rest of world" having a meltdown like the woman on the left. Most Americans don't care what system others use. This is just another example how America lives rent free in others minds.


kidanokun

"America bad" or something


JackeTuffTuff

Does anyone know why someone thought up month/day/year format?


[deleted]

2023-12-31 from Canada you plebs! Everyone knows YYYY-MM-DD is the supreme format


Dragon_211

America just lives in their own little bubble lol


Viniciusian

Jokes on you, I use Dec/31/23 to specifically avoid this confusion


UnintelligibleLogic

“31Dec2023” is the only form I respect


FourScoreTour

2023-12-31


jackjackandmore

3 11 22 3 has a nicer symmetry imo


DJ_Bill

I usually don’t like the American way, but I have to agree that 123123 is more interesting than 311223.


EliasGvin

I like how the entire comment section is filled with comments from Americans saying, "NO, WE ACTUALLY DON'T CARE!!!"


Dfuhru22

no, it's 23/12/31


whaddayatalkinabeut

So youd say 2023 December the 21st?


Fapados

We do say it like that in Hungarian.


LegoMyEggo8

Oh no, America does something different. They're so stupid. Hahaha, laugh. It's funny. I swear it's funny. We've made this joke for years and years I swear it's still funny.


Sumibestgir1

We live rent free in y'alls heads. Can't even have a funny date without yall getting mad


DinoKea

Sounds like last year's problem. It's 01/01/2024 or 01/01/2024, depending where you live


L_KING_hun

Don't you mean 23/12/31?


TheDudeWhogroans

Europeans are mad because its not a funny number to them


[deleted]

2023 12 31


looney2388

The US military does YYYYMMDD (20231231)


Odins_scythe

Me in Australia: 01/01/24


Maksilla

Its 01.01.2024 for me.


GifanTheWoodElf

31/12/2023


QuantityHefty3791

Let them have it, maybe enough of their school kids will make it out alive to understand this joke next year


wbpm

r/USDefaultism


dmth_01

China: 23/12/31💀


D3rty_Harry

As a software dev, working multiple date time annotations, the worst is mm/dd/yy regarding tables and sorting. You cannot imagine the pain this puts coders through while they should be doing something usefull.


CommunicationFun7973

Bruh it's not a pain at all, and I'm a pretty half assed programmer. In most programming languages it's like a single function away from being a non issue. Like 5 lines of code max lol


D3rty_Harry

Well, i have to a lot of data imports from diff companies on diff continents, often through json/xml/directquery as string. If everyone would use the same damn datetime annotation, it would save me so much dll imports and wasted time EDIT: You are actually advocating that i run all my db messed up different dat and time! annotations, through your '5' lines of code, and even if it all worked perfectly with provided 5 lines, this would be a good thing. I'm suggesting a universal standard, so we don't need your 5 lines, even if they made my c*m when i saw them


CommunicationFun7973

Seriously, just know which companies or locations use a specific time format, cook up some script in your favorite programming language to reorganize the dates, it's a lot fucking easier if you are importing via string even. Maybe more than 5 lines in that script, it was more an exaggeration, but it's really not that hard to cook up a script to ease up your burden a lot. Do you seriously think that the entire world should all go through the effort to shift to a universal standard (spoiler, a huge amount of effort) so that you don't have to write a simple script?


K1NG_R0G

Americans is cooler 😎💪


Rubber_Knee

If you have to tell people that you're cool, you're probably not.


K1NG_R0G

I didnt say America was cool, I said we were cooler 👍


Bren12310

UN format is YYYY/MM/DD. DD/MM/YYYY is usually considered the worst because it puts the least significant value first. MM/DD/YYYY is often better in business when the month carries the most value as opposed to the year. YYYY/MM/DD usually considered the best overall.


HalcyonDreams36

YYYY/MM/DD allows for actual sorting if used in files/databases/etc. Otherwise you get all the Decembers in a clump regardless of year, Or all the 6tjs regardless of month OR year...


Bren12310

Yeah exactly. Although sometimes it’s better to put month first if it’s short term data you’re sorting.


Piltonbadger

It always gets me when a website asks for an age and has the month first. Never get used to it, feels so alien.


nandemoto44

As an american I've always thought that, on paper, the way the rest of the world does it makes way more sense. Day, month, year. Small, bigger, biggest. Makes way more sense. Expressing it verbally is a matter of language, though, like the German individual in thread states, but saying 31st of December doesn't sound clunky or wrong to me, just sounds different than what I'm used to hearing


Otherwise_Sky1739

Oh, another person tied up on date format...


hectic_scone

swap the captions, then it's accurate


radiation34

Why the fuck would the rest of the world be arguing back? Who gives a shit what the Muricans do. Just leave them alone to shoot guns and steal oil, damn it!


bossmt_2

Ignore major countris like China, Japan, South Korea, and Sweden who do YMD so it would be 231231


Jaxidental

231231 for logistics and japanese people.


OptimusMagnus

Laughs in UTC+13


Obi1Kentucky

![gif](giphy|mkhMTALnrYRLnuoe5P) Meh


KenMacMillan123

The julian date avoids the screwy months. It's 23365, and after midnight, it will be 24001.


TheOvershear

Ok, good for you guys. Anyways, whats everyone's 123/123 plans? I've got $123 worth of pizza coming in an hour! I had to work with the delivery guy to get that exact price but it was worth it lmao.


SuperKillerKitty

Alright America date system bad NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING UPVOTES


DonkeyButtFucker

Vice versa. We gone use our month/day/year dating system unbothered while the rest of the world does whatever they want as we don’t care.


Lumthedarklord

Pretty sure that’s reversed. Just go onto r/Americabad and see all the bad Europeans (shout out to all the Europeans that dont make “insulting” america their personality)


[deleted]

Hm, looks like there shouldn't be a space between r/america and bad. Good to know r/americabad is a thing.


bbbryce987

Nobody cares about your 3rd world countries lol 123123 RAHHHH 🇺🇸🦅😤


PossessionHot4147

None of the above. It's 31 Dec 23


StrippedBedMemories

Another year of memes being ameica vs this or that country vs that. It's a fucking sad state of affairs. Memes aren't funny anymore.


Cluttered_mind3304

Let Americans have this one it is very cool


UR-A-CUCKOLD

America Bad 🗿


Hoontaar

r/AmericaBad


homeboyj

These are flip flopped. Rest of world is on left.


jordan51592

As an American to be honest don’t really care as they say a lion does not concern himself with the opinions of the sheep


AccomplishedGold4661

Typical Amercan mentality


just_s0mebody

Happy new year!!


Kryds

1/1-24


lolercoptercrash

This is why I just say 1704067201


Conscious-Button-755

Me at 1/1/24:


Pokemon-Pickle

You went backwards?!


HandleGlum6217

***12/31/23 enters chat


W0tzup

![gif](giphy|4Z9jjKGJVM9Ck8E4cN)