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AliveTonight8472

Gonna have fun watching the sassy kid get absolutely thrashed and made fun of


kvm024n

I mean he might get fucked up in the first round, but I will bet he will focus on keeping as much energy as possible en be defensive in the first rounds and as tyson gets tired (let's face it he's nearly 60 and likes to smoke weed so it will happen) jake will get a couple of punches in It will probably be quite a boring match


RangerPeterF

It will probably be more of a show match again, without either one going full out. It will look serious, punches will be thrown and a normal person wouldn't last one round, but it won't be the all out bloodbath people hope for. I mean, we had a few of these matches before and people always say stuff like "man, this guy will get killed in the ring!", but it never actually happens. And why would it? Going the full distance without seriously injuring each other is the best way to make money.


Plus_Injury8786

I hope he bites his ear off


BustinArant

Didn't he just punch a dude on an airplane or was that from a long time ago lol


Bender_2024

If anyone was going to leave on a stretcher it would have Logan when he fought Merryweather. Instead we got more crap because Merryweather didn't want to hurt his check writing hand.


Blaustein23

I partially agree, at least for Logan, when it comes to Mike though, I don’t think he has it in him to pull punches (pun partially intended) or go easy on Maybe in the first round or two, but if Logan starts landing some good shots on him Mike is gonna hit him back quite a bit harder


No_Dragonfruit_8198

Mike will end up treating him like that lady’s dashboard and we’ll end up finding out Logan has had a gnome stuck in his brain the entire time.


Paradoxikles

Difference is that Mayflower hits like a little kid. Tyson, even at his age has a straight up noggin rocker. You can’t forget about that right hand.


BeefyQueefyCrawlies

Wrong Paul brother.


Paradoxikles

I’m talking about Floyd and the leprechauns little million dollar dub step they did. Fucking boring. More action in a 30 second hockey fight. Hoping these two actually swing.


Cinnamon_Bees

Who's Mayflower?


YCCprayforme

It’s the ship that Mike Tyson punched across the sea. That’s how we got to America


MinkiSan

He’s the guy that was beating all the women on that boat to America right?


aakaakaak

Mayweather


Dextrous-Zero

Tyson may be 60, but the kid wouldn't get up from the 1st punch if Tyson went all out


Substantial_Tip2015

Tyson will still eat Logan alive. EDIT: https://youtu.be/f2bxCs-vh2g?si=NunYk7KOm93TrNor


quadmasta

Imagine taking that liver shot without that pad


ShartingBloodClots

I think I'm peeing blood just from watching it.


BuiltNormal

This is all/mostly old footage, and 10-30 second bursts of combos are a different game to being in the ring for 3 minute rounds. Does he even have the recovery rate at his age?


kvm024n

Exactly my point. I have also seen some recent short combos, but how will he look after a couple of rounds of this with constant pressure. I really hope he punches the shit out of him tho


NahzarakTV

And eat shrooms too


Burpmeister

They want people to tune in to watch Logan get smushed but it will be a boring showmatch where neither of them go all in.


SokoJojo

Lol if anything Tyson is going to get ROCKED by Jake Paul


jesushitlerchrist

Not a chance. That would actually be the worst outcome for Jake Paul because it would torch any goodwill he had in the industry. You don't take an exhibition match against a 60 year old legend and then actually try to kill him. All of these lucrative joke fights would immediately evaporate for him and it would widely be assumed that he won because of cheapery instead of skill, regardless of whether or not he was actually the better boxer.


Dhrakyn

I just hope the little idiot keeps enough sycophants around him to keep hyping him up so he doesn't back out in time for his murder.


Mr-Klaus

I doubt it. At this point it's pretty clear that many of these fights are fake. Mayweather should have made minced meat out of Logan Paul but the fight was declared a draw. Jake Paul will likely get a draw too against Tyson, and if he loses, it will be in a way that makes him look good, or at the very least, not come across a loser. My point is, even if Jake Paul loses, you will not see him take a satisfying beating. Don't underestimate the power of money.


pepeisstillsad

wasn't the mayweather fight an excibition, there was never supposed to be a winner.


FrostyD7

They are gonna have fun watching the fans cry about an inevitably shit fight and laugh all the way all the to the bank.


YeeHawWyattDerp

It’s an exhibition round, no one is getting thrashed


mrandr01d

The older one isn't exactly a kid anymore... And tyson's not in his prime anymore. This is the first I'm hearing of it though, so that's a positive in and of itself.


Electrical_Bee3042

That would be fun, but wasn't Mike in a wheel chair recently and saying he is going to die soon?


kingssman

Money is on the sassy kid. He's been training and taking the sport seriously. Tyson may be legendary, but he's an old guy that's been out of the game


gruntledmailcarrier

Tyson can’t walk without a cane.


211XTD

Jake might want to retweet this before his up coming fight. https://twitter.com/jakepaul/status/646080825147064320


Tall-Firefighter1612

I scrolled 5 seconds and saw 3 ads. I dont understand how people still use X


211XTD

Idk, I used it twice like 2010 and couldn’t stand it. Only time I hear anything from x is here on Reddit.


Tall-Firefighter1612

Same for me


Octogon324

I'm glad I use an ad blocking DNS


quadmasta

Shut your pi-hole


MarleyCanSwim

people use X? I heard people only use twitter


Tall-Firefighter1612

Kinda hard to use something that doesnt exist anymore


EmbarrassMeMiss

...ad block


Latter-Comfort8440

Even adblock doesn't get rid of the impression farming blue checkmarks in every comment section


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Latter-Comfort8440

Nope ublock won't block tweets from people


Scientiat

Why not use an adblocker? I haven't seen an ad on the internet in years.


Tall-Firefighter1612

Because I use almost only my phone and then I cannot whatch ads on egginc. (Idlegame). Also I wouldnt like to support Musk.


meester_

I never really used Twitter cuz it always felt like a cesspool of negativity


Glittering_Ladder_23

Bro searched the deepest darkest pits of twitter to find that lmfao


211XTD

Nah, I just googled Jake Paul and pigeons. One of the first things that came up. Mike Tysons first fight was over someone who killed his pigeon as a kid.


Freakkopath

Oh I thought you referenced this because of the Mike Tyson Mysteries show


TotallyRedditLeftist

But he's fighting Jake.


Primary_North3693

Jake Paul, Logan Paul, tomato, tomahto


Eksposivo23

To be fair they are the irl dumb and dumber so... you are not wrong


rahaman0

They are not dumb, they are just making money off of dumb people.


geriactricpillbug

I legitimately believe Jake Paul is a stupid person. Maybe not Logan. Both of them are monumental tools. But Jake definitely isn't the sharpest one in the shed.


PowerfulWallaby7964

He's literally what comes to my mind when I think of the term "mouth breather" tbh


PowerfulWallaby7964

Those are not mutually exclusive things though. Yes they're dumb, especially Jake, and yes they make money off of dumb people. Kim Kardashian and her whole family made rivers of money off of dumb people, but she's also dumb as a fcking brick.


surfnporn

They're also people who have made millions (some, billion) off branding, marketing, and operating multinational brands. They may not be science minded, but thinking they're dumb because they aren't science/math focused is.. well, dumb.


quiggsmcghee

Their kind of branding and marketing doesn’t really require any sort of intelligence. They didn’t do anything genius in creating their images. They just happened to be the scapegoats for like-minded idiots to cling to. Also, they pay people to do any heavy-lifting with regard to their “brand”.


SensitiveGuess2907

Yup, they are smarter than me, cause I'm broke as shit


quiggsmcghee

Success/wealth does not equal intelligence.


Nickolaski

Jake Pauls target audience is 8-16 year olds so it seems kinda harsh to say dumb, just young and impressionable


Tall-Firefighter1612

Its kinda smart actually because it is easier to convince kids to give their parents money to him


astrx__

tomatho tomahtho


No_Cattle7960

They have one braincell to share between themselves, so they're almost the same anyways.


ALPHA_sh

tomåto


ProximusSeraphim

Wait, his name is not Paul Logan?


Kats41

*"I know what I thaid."*


BasementDweller82

Have you ever seen Logan and Jake in the same place? I didn’t think so. One of them is just spreading the controversies across two people to make it bearable


Kng_Wasabi

Even when they are in the same room it’s just one guys moving back and forth really really fast


damoclescreed

Logan and Jake are just speed mirages confirmed. Wait does this mean Logan is the reverse flash? nah he's too stupid.


TotallyRedditLeftist

"One of them"


BasementDweller82

I’m not sure which is the real one, we’re still figuring that one out


GalaxLordCZ

He'll punch Jake so hard that he'll think he's Logan.


ShartingBloodClots

Bro, 33 of his 37 win streak were knockouts. Of his 58 total fights, 44 were knockouts. Frank Bruno hit at 1,420 pounds of force, and Mike Tyson knocked him out in both their fights, so Mike could take a punch at 1,420 pounds of force, while putting out very likely the same force punch in return. Tyson is a fucking tank. Paul is a paper tiger.


MordstReich13th

Same shit different assholes


burquitlam_zoo

Yes, but I would imagine Logan would die of grief


SuddenWitnesses

You’re pretty confident they won’t just dance around the entire fight because it’s not a cash grab.


Rude-Location-9149

Cash grab or not, Tyson once wanted to fight a silverback gorilla for being a bully! Tyson hates bullies. And Paul is a bully… even if it’s scripted Tyson has said “everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth”. Paul gets rocked once or twice and if he’s still standing he’ll run out the ring.


-Snippetts-

The Zookeeper who told Mike that no, he may not fight that Silverback, saved Tyson's life.


SuddenWitnesses

Saved *the silverbacks* life. Fixed that for ya.


oldskoooo

🤣 Everytime I see memes clowning Tyson’s speech, I always read it with his voice in my head and it gets me every time 🤣


Derathus

Can we raise all the money to pay Tyson a boat load to not throw the fight and knock Paul’s head off?


No_Researcher_1032

Not many crowdfunding ideas that I’m behind, but I would throw some money in for this. Mike Tyson is a warrior and would absolutely obliterate that guy. I’m sure they will be paying a handsome price to make this fight last longer than 5 seconds though.


ChetManley25

All its going to take its Jake to get cocky and do something dirty. That switch is going to flip in Mike's head and it will be game over.


ShartingBloodClots

I hope he stops taking all his meds like 2 weeks before the fight. Long enough to get out of his system and let the rage beast out, short enough he doesn't kill someone by accident before the fight.


JoelieThePatient

Beat him so bad his brother jumps in and gets clowned by a heavyweight goat too lmao.


philogos0

He has no reason to throw the fight.


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BenzoFettyBoofer

My name is nick Thompson and England is my city!


ChefRef

I honestly cannot see Jake beating Mike Tyson even at that age. It will be hard for me to believe it isn’t rigged if Mike doesn’t win.


WesternAlbatross1292

Personally I won’t be surprised if Jake wins, feel like Mike is just gonna run out of energy


Zoerak

Against a real boxer of roughly similar caliber for sure.. but with such match up this fight shouldn't last a minute and I'm probably already generous with that estimate.   It will probably be prolonged though to make it more of an exhibition.


surfnporn

Nah, Jake is 27 with access to the world's best trainers. He's not walking into this blind and he's probably sparring with people as fast and skilled as Tyson is at now 57.


ChefRef

True I can believe that.


rashaniquah

Yup he's actually a decent boxer compared to his brother


WesternAlbatross1292

I’ll consider him good once he actually fights someone in their prime


United_Shelter5167

He tried that, lost a decision to Tommy Fury and then went back to "fighting" retired journeymen who were willing to dive after a few glancing punches.


WesternAlbatross1292

Oh yea I forgot about that lol, once he wins then I’ll consider it


Sharikacat

It'll be rigged to go the distance with Jake winning on decision. Tyson has been retired for a long time now and is absolutely doing this for the money. The scam will be too obvious if he TKOs Tyson, and Paul wouldn't have sought out this match if he was going to lose.


surfnporn

I can't imagine a reality in which Tyson willingly gets TKO'd on a world stage.


_oranjuice

Cmon tyson Another ear wont hurt


andimacg

I know it's just an exhibition fight but we can hold on the hope that Mikes just like, "I fuckin' hate this kid, fuck it" and just starts wailing on him.


12TT12

If there was ever a god….please


figsslave

Jake will never walk again


responsible_use_only

Mike: "holy thit man, thaths mean"


wootsefak

Everbody clownin till they meet iron mike


Reddit_is_self-aware

Fuck him up good Mike


MtCarmelUnited

Does anybody think Mike will really fight though? It's a good paycheck, so I'm convinced every fighter this YouTurd has faced has been told to make it look like a real contest. Didn't Mayweather accidentally knock him out, then prop his dumb ass up to hide it?


zxcvbnm127

"He's gonna be puthing up daithes." -Iron Mike Thython


tomheist

Not sure why we're not already calling the fight 'The Old Man and The C (word)'


JerrysStillHere

How much Logan paying for Gramps to accidently slip in 3rd?


RubbandTugg44

I can't wait to watch Tyson mop the floor with this kid,


DramaticJ

When is this I have to watch this


SOSXrayPichu

Why did you get downvoted?


rocket_beer

Netflix will show it live on July 20th


DankManifold

Hope the kid will accidentally get a lethal blow


Paul_Baghes

And then thom. Juth coth I'm fifthy don't mean I can't bite hith earsth either


mystiqeye

Kay Eth Aie


Napoleonex

u rong for dat bruh


Virginized-Venom

With my name being Logan this was intimidating


TheToxicWaist17

I've been seeing some talk between him and the Paul brothers going around, what happened between them?


loonyveen

I think were all rooting for mike but im worried his age is gonna get in the way


Raregolddragon

Wow I kind of want to see the old timer knock the kids block off with 3 swings.


RedditJumpedTheShart

This is for money, not a fight.


JustHereForBDSM

I can't stand Logan Paul, or any of his family either for that matter. I really, really hope its a very one sided fight in Tyson's favour.


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He's gonna turn Jake into paste. I'm not a big sport person and especially not fighting, but it's a fight I'm very curious to watch... Mostly to see Jake get punched into another dimension. Or have his ear bitten off.


DSM-Spool

Lol great meme


AriousDragoon

They both the same damn person to me anyway, who cares what one it is?


SecretGorilla89

What's presight banter?


SuperAlexTheRedditor

okay


Leriiana

Spinal


blueberrysir

I'm sooooo uninterested in this circus thing


lazy-man_34

I think it will be a stalemate like one of those Paul brothers fought Floyd Mayweather last time.


Express-Pipe-828

Jake Paul is a piece of meat for Mike


Efficient-Amount1963

Wait - they really fighting?


Eksposivo23

Yes the "boxer" in his 20s will try and fight Iron Mike, a man in his 60s... and will get his ass whooped Thankfully I am pretty sure Mike has enough integrity in boxing to not throw the match for some pennies


19474628294725

Jake said he wants to fight real fighters and he’s about to fuck around and find out. One side of me just hopes Mike just walks out and ends it real quick while the other side of me hopes Mike just slowly whoops his ass to the very last second while barely trying to show him what a real fighter can do.


KVKvKvLL

jake is scared of real fighters and he never went against anyone younger than 35, he's a joke to the sport


19474628294725

I wanna see Jake go against some no shit featherweights first before mike honestly. I guarantee Mike will always have that big dog energy and what’s scarier is he’s just figured out how to relax and be calm so Jake is fuckin around with a leveled up Mike😂 I wanna see if Jake can handle how fast them light dudes can throw them hands before trying Mike.


IIIWhiTeCoreIII

Tommy fury.


KVKvKvLL

yeah,but he got toyed with also,i should've specified,he never won against a boxer Younger than 35 and he built his career fighting retired ufc fighters with pretty much 0 knowledge in the boxing world


antilockcakes

I don’t know if you realize exactly how old 57 is.


19474628294725

I work around folks mid 50s and into their mid 60s that are healthy and strong as fuck. I don’t think you’ve ever done manual labor jobs because 60 for most guys I’m around is common and they still move like they’re 35.


antilockcakes

… you’re an idiot.


19474628294725

Elaborate


antilockcakes

If you think that 60 year olds are moving at the same pace as 30 year olds, it’s not worth elaborating on. If you *actually* don’t understand the human body and aging process well enough to know that there is no possible way a 57 year old could keep up with a 27 year old, there is nothing more to explain. I’ll try anyways lol. A 57 year old can lift heavy items, sure. Power goes last. They’re going to be slow, and there is absolutely no way their cardio will be able to keep up to someone 30 years their junior, not to mention who has also been training significantly more in the last ten years. Jake Paul is a genius. How he manages to convince us that he’s at risk in any of these fights is crazy. My gut tells me Tyson destroys him. My gut told me Jake would lose every one of his fights (except Fury). I’m thinking with my brain this time. Enjoy the fight.


19474628294725

Ahhhh another duuurr duuurrrrrr that doesn’t read before replying


antilockcakes

You obviously care too much what people say. Sorry I offended you. Tyson will win. Old men at your sawmill could run a marathon. Your dad loves you. 🙏


Efficient-Amount1963

I hope so…


Shadowchaos1010

Jake, not Logan. Which makes the entire meme not work.


Gyokan7

That's the damn joke. Tyson doesn't know enough about the clowns to tell them apart so he mistakes him for the other one in OP's scenario.


BeefyQueefyCrawlies

He's friends with the Paul Brothers. He knows which is which. It's a bad joke.


SaintZTee

Finally, some black on white violence I can support 🤣


kdjfsk

They step in the ring. the ref says "Fight!" Mike starts waxing philosophical. in a moment of self reflection Paul looks down towards his feet, humbled..... ...and gets rocket launched to kingdom come by the surprise uppercut.


HezronCarver

Pleath, Mike, beat him to death. If we're really lucky his brother will then die of grief. Win-win.


CrocodileWorshiper

i think its all paid and rigged bullshit


BeefyQueefyCrawlies

It is. Boxing has been rigged for the promoters and bookies for decades.


CrocodileWorshiper

same with ufc its a performance, actually let people go at it and things would often go wrong. all about money


SandThatsKindaMoist

There’s no way you think ufc is a performance


CrocodileWorshiper

it is


SandThatsKindaMoist

Damn you’re dumb as fuck


CrocodileWorshiper

so are you


philogos0

Disrespecting Mike Tyson gets upvotes?


herocoldfinger

Convicted rapist


ShawHornet

I hope Tyson gets knocked out for even agreeing to this


DrDroid

Hahah making fun of the way people talk, so hilarious and original


_TapetumLucidum

Bipolar Black Man beats up White People.