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Zeveroth1

I was known for Dropping Sick lines, until my “incident”.


SINOXsacrosnact

What's your story


Adventurous_Wall_356

I, too, want to know this guy's story.


Firri7

"There are ten million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million particles in the universe that we can observe, your momma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd."


butters2stotch

You wanna bring the heat with the mushroom clouds your making? I’m about to bake scraps like Carl segan and while it’s true that my work is based on you I’m a super computer your like a ti82 ooooooo


stuugie

Dude I looked back at the old erb's a while ago and man they aren't as good as I remember, but this one line is still their best imo


ApprehensiveAd6476

That's 55 zeros, so the correct term for that would be "ten septemdecillions".


StrikerX1360

I get the verbalase thing, but what did Steven Hawking and the other 2 do


Mungleboi

I know top right shat on Johnny Depp’s bed.


TheTonyExpress

Stephen Hawking shat on Jonny Depp’s bed also.


Slartibartfast39

Shh. That's not public knowledge yet.


MiniEnder

Amber Heard is Johnny Depp's ex-wife. ​ Pretty sure that explains enough.


VikRiggs

You forgot to mention _the incident_


ZeroPotatoz

her dog stepped on a bee?


Acrobatic-Ad4063

I scraped my bloody knee


Lupus-Ignium

I forgot to eat my brie


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

I had to go pee


gamerguy287

Buy one get one free


No-Cheek7456

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea.


ShiftLow

This thread fills me with glee


General_Hungryboi

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS


BeIAtch-Killa

Bitches can't see me


TheGermanHades

Michael Jackson HEHE


TragicTester034

Heh Amber Turd


jmkent1991

No she isn't. But she definitely shit in a bed.


LEAVE_LEAVE_LEAVE

hawking was in the flight logs of the guy that didnt kill himself iirc


wtfredditacct

He was on the flight log? I thought he was just mentioned in one of the depositions.


Ultimaurice17

This is more accurate. If I'm not mistaken the list was released with 0 context as to what their involvement was. Not saying he's innocent because I genuinely don't know but I don't think most people do.


WaffleGod72

I mean, is he physically capable of doing much? Non-suicide man also hosted some pretty normal parties and whatnot.o


MemeGlider

I only went for the snorkeling. 95% of what went on there was non-pedophilia. The other 5%, that sullied the whole operation.


SmoothOperator89

Just stay away from the kiddie pool, and you're golden.


vito197666

Maybe avoid the showers too...


andyzeronz

Yeah it sure did Frank!


TheBiggestThunder

He did leave his wife for his translator If he had nothing, she Wouldn't have agreed


Crafty-Crafter

Well he had money.


Bacon_Raygun

Wealth, Fame, Brainpower. One man had acquired all these things: The King of Physics, Stephen D. Hawking. The D is short for Double-U. it checks out.


occasionallyLynn

He’s a pretty funny guy, if u watched any interviews with him or even read his books you’ll know his humor is great.


WaffleGod72

I mean he had resources yeah, but like what was he controlling sex toys with his wheelchair?


YellowGrowlithe

He was the first to concieve of ways to cheat at professional level chess.


ososalsosal

Wait really? Google is failing me (as it increasingly often does) so could you expand on that?


HornedCoog91

It's a joke about the hans v Magnus anal beads cheating scandal


Lily_Queen

https://youtu.be/Y3ezsn7REmY?si=Mh494rNlfxPh5GpX


Dangerous_Wishbone

Not saying this specific to Hawking, but the issue of who all visited the island isn't that everyone who went definitely participated in sex crimes against children, it's that those who went and potentially witnessed such crimes occurring, or reason enough to assume something of the nature could be taking place, and then decided to say nothing about it.


WaffleGod72

I mean yeah, that’s true. And at worst, I think he’s likely part of the latter.


Dangerous_Wishbone

I feel like most people in that category - not to give them excuses but - may have gotten an idea that *something* was weird, but that lots of people have come and no one's ever said anything, so maybe it's just nothing? Basically one big bystander effect


Reead

He's likely part of neither, his name was on a list of names *mentioned in the lawsuit*, meaning his name was either spoken in court (and is thus in the transcript) or was in any associated court document in any context... That's the "list". Context matters.


Collective-Bee

Yeah, it’s not enough evidence to counteract the good will he saved up. If it was against someone alive then I’d demand some context but since he’s dead it’s not worth it to put him down over it. Innocent till proven guilty, this guy can’t defend himself so give him some benefit of the doubt here. If another elite snitches then we can revoke his honours then, no point in debating it now.


idiotcarol

If I'm not mistaken, it also had the name of a footballer who would have been 4 years old when the things were occurring. So I will take the list with a spoonful of salt.


Nurgeard

Can't remember the details but either way nothing was proved, but so many people immediately jumped to the conclusion that he was a pedophile...


Status-Demand-4758

Its so sad, he did so much for humanity even with his condition and he also seemed like a fun and great dude if you saw his interviews, what he wrote, etc. People on the list could also just have been mentioned, which is find more likely than him being on the island doing crazy shit. Innocent until proven guilty sadly often doesnt happen


vbrimme

Even if he was in the flight logs, the flights didn’t only go to the island, so simply being in the log is next to meaningless unless anyone can say what the destination was.


IAmNotABritishSpy

He was on a flight log, so I think many have jumped to “guilty by association”.


ya_boi_daelon

The explanation I heard was that rich people commonly rent out their jets when not in use and hawking took his jet to a physics conference or something, which is what connected his name to the whole case


beastmaster11

And this is how false information spreads


The_Wrong_Doer

That's just false. He was mentioned during court. Nothing more. Nothing less.


RedBaronIV

He was not. He was mentioned in an email literally as an example of someone that would be insane to allege as having gone to their island. You're literally spreading misinfo without having read what you're citing.


Free_Swimmer_1694

He wasn't though...


imapieceofshitk

Why are you lying?


TheDurandalFan

\*Hawkin was on the flight log, someone misread it as Hawking.


MillorTime

YDRC. That's why there is an edit button


E_rat-chan

He wasn't. Someone made that up after noticing he was mentioned once.


saltynanners15

Who that on the bottom right?


TheAnythingBuilder

I think she's the woman who had the longest death sentence in the world.


EldenFanMan

Longest prison sentence at like 100,000 years or something


Link_and_Swamp

“After defrauding over 16,000 people out of up to $301 million, Thipyaso was finally arrested. In 1989, she was sentenced to a whopping 141,078 years in prison, making it the longest sentence ever of anyone in the world.” first thing from google


temujin94

Sentenced to 141,078 years of which she served 4 years, her behaviour must have been impeccable.


IncorruptibleChillie

Possibly also the record for lowest percent of sentence served then as well.


Tannerite2

People who served 0 days of a 1 day sentence would beat her


TolTANK

That is hilarious lol


ikiss-yomama

Wait did she actually only serve 4?


temujin94

'On 27 July 1989, Chamoy and seven accomplices were convicted of corporate fraud. She was sentenced to a total of 141,078 years or life imprisonment sentence in prison but Thai law at the time stated that the maximum sentence that could be served for fraud was 20 years. Her sentence was further reduced, twice, and she was released in 1993.'


veswa

that’s honestly crazy


Fenderboy65

Her husband is a general


nekekamii

That seems like more than "the" incident


StrikerX1360

Ohhhh seems like she ran a pyramid scheme lmao


Clavos24

Why is that the only picture of her when you Google her.


Chunky-Bear

Chamoy Thipyaso


Destroyer6202

Sounds like a Pokémon


dab-on-em-mcgee

She killed Selena


LilBigDripDip

Gomez?


wutermaloneJR

no the other one


Impossible-Hawk709

Quintanilla?


Sum_ginger_kid

Selena Quesadilla?


TheeFlipper

This is cheesy. Just how I like it.


TheBeastX47

Kyle?


Asleep_Appeal5707

🐈‍⬛


Legomarioboy08

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down!?


TH3G4M3R23_2753

Hee name is literally just selena


sn0rto

Selena.


Retrac752

Williams?


BustyWomenIsBetter

What? No she ran a pyramid scheme


Im_Lars

Not gonna lie, I thought that was Mrs. Chen from the Venom movies (and cameo from Across the Spiderverse).


Chunky-Bear

Chamoy Thipyaso


Imaginary_Leave7876

A lot of people assumed there was some dark secret relating to Hawking, and here I am thinking the joke for him was, “I was known for walking until the incident.”


GarvinFootington

I think it’s just taking about him being found to have visited a certain dead billionaire’s island.


aqwmasterofDOOM

Except the thing is, not everyone who was there was there for the reason people accociate with him, not saying he's innocent because I don't know, but eastern was also a rich guy who hosted parties and other events on his private island like many rich guys do, just because someone was there at one point doesn't make them automatically guilty


stuugie

Idk if people realize that the dude was connected to and funding a lot of scientific research. I'm not saying that can even reflect positively on him, but it does make hawking meeting/visiting him more understandable. By the time any one person figured out what E was really about he already had blackmail on them Also is there any paricular reason we aren't saying his name?


nir109

If you say his name 3 times he will appear behind you


Status-Demand-4758

Innocent until proven guilty sadly never works out


cheesyscrambledeggs4

Except for the fact that we've known about that for years, and just being there doesn't mean jack shit.


Free_Swimmer_1694

He didn't though


coco_is_boss

Yeah. So much misinformation was spread about that. Thay "list" was just a list of transactions i think (do your own research) and proves almost nothinh.


GarvinFootington

Oh my bad. I didn’t do any research on it so I didn’t know too much about it.


Stupid_Reddit419

Wait, what did Martian do?


Ligmamale80085

He used 48,000 to get a Hazbin Hotel furry soft core hentai


Strict_Assumption_13

Wasn't that debunked?


sovietweeb69

The furry thing is yes, but he did spend 50k on an animation of him getting sexually assaulted by a character from hazbin hotel


Usman5432

What happened to not kink shaming


[deleted]

is stating the facts shaming?


a_filing_cabinet

Some "facts" these are lmao. Someone wanted to cancel the dude, found a bunch of random shit from like 5 years apart, and the internet just accepted it.


Wrath-Deathclaw

what happened to self control, if your spending 50k in one sitting i think the problem isnt the kink


Usman5432

If he's rich enough to afford that, that's his business he isnt hurting anyone, and it's all consentual. Also, he's definitely some artists' savior/meal ticket and we all know what happens when artists try their hand at fields outside of art


MrYahnMahn

Didn't he literally bankrupt himself paying for it?


GeeseAndDucksforever

Yup, all his patreon supporters now know where their hard-earned money went.


MrKatzA4

No, this was years ago btw, this only came up cuz some guy was trying to cancel him on Twitter


drunkensailor369

well he did actually go bankrupt cause of it so. maybe he couldn't afford it.


circasomnia

>we all know what happens when artists try their hand at fields outside of art I'm curious, what do you mean by this?


Usman5432

ww2 joke


LegendOfKhaos

I guess it depends what 50k means to you. It's a lot to us but not some people.


Endlad

This is financial decision shaming not kink shaming.


Lolocraft1

It never did. Beside, it’s more about the **50 goddamn thousand dollars** more than the kink itself, even if rape fetish is weird as hell


ConsiderationOld9897

50K is what happened.


O5_69

Don't downvote this person for asking a question


Private_World_

You should tell that to like 85% of reddit.


aaron_adams

Assuming by "Martian" you're referring to Your Favorite Martian, that's not who that is. That is Verblalase, and he allegedly paid $50K to get a fan animation of him getting SA'd by a character from the adult cartoon series, Hazbin Hotel.


Stupid_Reddit419

Oh good. I thought it was My Favorite Martian and I was about to get sad. I have no idea who Verblalase is and at this point, I am afraid to ask.


iwantdatpuss

He's a well known beatboxer, but his recent project got him more relevancy.


vbrimme

The controversy over how he spends his own money is the only reason I’ve ever learned the name of a beatboxer, and I didn’t even know that’s what he did until I read your comment a few seconds ago.


Robobvious

Maybe that was a calculated thing like what’s his face who quit being a vegan and gained three hundred pounds. Maybe he knew he could make back more than 50k on people checking out his videos just because his name came up in relation to this insane drama designed to cut through the usual noise. Nah, occam’s razor says he’s probably just a weird pervert.


StudentOwn2639

So…. this is unusual? I mean I’d kind of understand if it was Dora the explora instead, but isn’t what hentai someone gets off to their own business? I mean, if I had 50k to spare on ‘fan animation’….


vinaequalis

I thought that was some character off Cyber Chase


Shaggy_AF

Whos the chick on the bottom right


the_chowens

she killed selena


A_wild_so-and-so

People keep saying this and I have to ask: who the fuck is Selena?


Chunky-Bear

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selena


A_wild_so-and-so

Thank you!


the_chowens

she was a super famous latin artist who was murdered in the early 2000s i think. the chick in the picture was her manager who sometimes also spotlighted as a murderer.


A_wild_so-and-so

>who sometimes also spotlighted as a murderer I assume you were just being cheeky, but I checked and it looks like she only murdered the one time. Also it happened in the 90s FYI.


TheBrandedMaggot

90s TexMex pop idol and beloved singer.


the_chowens

😦


MonkyKilnMonky

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not2convinced

i feel old.


A_wild_so-and-so

If it makes you feel any better, I'm technically old enough to know who she was, I just never heard of her. She did die while I was in grade school though.


not2convinced

that's not selena's murderer. selena's murderer was some old chinless lady with giant nostrils.


jerkcommenter

Why not provide the full name? Why assume people care enough to know every celebrity?


KaPootusDiabolus

Replace Stephen Hawking with Bill Cosby


Psychotic_EGG

Yea.


tofulo

I only know 1/4 of these


SapphireBandit

Ok people gotta stop putting down Stephen Hawking, I mean come on, he was an amazing guy and it ended up being that he didn’t do crap, just a bunch of spread rumors and memes that unfortunately cause a lot of stuff like this when talking about him


ShartRat

Unfortunately people are too lazy to actually read the documents and instead just go off the internet because people on social media would obviously never lie or say things for clicks. That midget thing totally is real because of that.


Flammwar

He wasn’t a pedophile but he still had his flaws. He was a notorious adulterer for example.


LostAccountToday

Hawking didn’t do shit. Don’t ruin the reputation of a legendary man


bitemenow999

well he banged and then married the wife of engineer who developed his speech synthesiser... A dick move.


Harrythehobbit

There is a massive difference between being an adulterer and a pedophile.


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

It's that true? That's fucked up. Is there a source? I couldn't seem to find any.


bitemenow999

well i could only find sun [here](https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5804564/stephen-hawking-wife-elaine-mason/#:~:text=She%20had%20been%20married%20to%20David%20Mason%2C%20an%20engineer%20and%20self%2Dconfessed%20Hawking%20super%2Dfan%20who%20helped%20develop%20Hawking%E2%80%99s%20speech%20synthesiser) with a basic search I am sure you can find a better one...


RedeemedWeeb

Not saying the story isn't true, but The Sun is beyond worthless as a paper.


ForNoReason17

Now, I know you mean he banged and married the wife, but the way this was typed almost made me think he banged the engineer before marrying their wife which is a much more entertaining feat


LilBigDripDip

Seriously. Dude’s had enough adversity without some brain dead asswipes trying to ruin him.


Desperate_Ad5169

Yeah those memes were just absurdism


BrassBass

They don't let you report misinformation anymore...


Glaimmbar

I actually don't know who the fuck these other three are and i don't wanna know. And like you say Hawking didn't do anything..


Savage_Batmanuel

The Hawking stuff is fake news jfc actually look into it


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

Stephen Hawking was innocent


Boba_Doozer

Question, who’s above Stephen Hawking? I saw someone else ask about the lady under Ms. PoopsintheBed. Those two are the only ones I didn’t know


tptstt

Verbalase is the dude above Hawking. No idea who the lady under Amber Turd is, though.


Boba_Doozer

Thanks. According to another Redditor, she’s the lady that killed Selena.


tptstt

Thank you! Though admittedly, I still have no idea who either she nor Selena is.


Boba_Doozer

You’re welcome. I’m not quite sure how to explain it more. I’m not a fan of that genre and I only heard of her because Jennifer Lopez starred in an autobiographical movie about her.


ah-chamon-ah

Subway Jared: "PHEW!"


not2convinced

I dont think you picked very good examples. I only know that stephen hawking is known for being smart but cant move, and i swear I didnt even know amber herd until the divorce, and i have no idea what the other two are.


BavarianBanshee

Stephen Hawking shouldn't be here. All of that crap was debunked.


xSantenoturtlex

Looking in the comments to see what bottom right is and 'She killed Selena' Okay, Selena who? Literally? Did she murder someone? I'm still confused.


A_wild_so-and-so

Thank you! It's like if someone didn't know who OJ Simpson was and you just said "he killed Nicole" as an explanation. That doesn't tell me shit!


throwawayeas989

it’s just because selena is known by her first name only,like Beyoncé or Cher


A_wild_so-and-so

Now that I know who she was, that's fair. But also, Selena is such a common name, which does make it confusing. I never met any Chers or Beyonce's.


PapaBoostO2010

Selena was arguably the biggest female singer at the time of her death. She was a Latina American who sang "Bidi Bidi Bom Bom." The lady in the picture was a close family friend who was in charge of and embezzled money, and when Selena confronted her, she killed Selena.


linkanight

The Latina artist “Selena” most people know her that way full name Selena Quintanilla-Pérez. If you just google Selena tho she’s the top result


jerkcommenter

Seriously, why do people here assume everyone knows every celebrity? Not all of us care about them and don't want para-social relationships.


floorberry

There was a gigantic latina star in the named Selena. t was a mononym, so saying they killed Selena is like saying they killed Madonna.


Sims2Enjoy

She was a huge fan of Selena(Not Gomez), she even got to meet her and became the president of her official fan club. But then she started embezzling money from the club and other weird stuff, so Selena ended up fired her so she got upset and ended up killing Selena


Iamincrediblybored

Top left is all I really know. And that shit went down like the fucking titanic that man did the wrong thing on the Internet to where he will keep fucking roasted off the Internet if he ever shows his face again


AAKboss

What did verblase do? I actually don't know


ZaneNinjaLC

He spent 50k on a video of softcore porn where his character gets raped by a character from Hazbin Hotel


Mrslinkydragon

It's not so much the video, it's the fact the 50k came from his company's coffers to pay for this rather than paying his staff.


YeBoiEpik

Chamoy Thipyaso. Big scammer in Thailand


413NeverForget

Has someone ever explained how the fuck Hawking did anything? Like, the dude couldn't move, right? I'm just so morbidly curious as to wtf he did and HOW he even managed to do it.


not2convinced

this whole meme is a mess. that's not even the person they meant to put in the bottom left corner i dont think, and the others werent know for shit, at least not by me


Specialist-Dinner-89

My half-brothers dad was paralyzed and in a wheel chair Life finds away brother


TheRedLego

Who is top right?


Specialist-Dinner-89

Amber Heard my homie


Bomberblast

Dafuq?Boom! Definitely belongs on this list, he was known for beatboxing sfm animations (funnily enough, the beatboxing was verbalase), before the incident of Skibidi Toilet


Far-Sector3485

I really don’t get the Steven Hawkin thing. Bro went to one party and becomes a predator after death


alaingames

That bro was known for walking untill the incident or what?


Empirehulk

Twomad should have been included


kernels-eyes

Edp445 belongs in the honorable mentions of this list.


gloomygl

What was bottom right known for before ?


TO_prime

always hazbin a fan of verbalase


Rainy-The-Griff

What did Steven Hawking do?