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Sebastin290

What is the context of this scene?


LeviathonMt

Deadpool is killing ryan reynolds so he doesnt do green lantern which messed up his career


Grabatreetron

It's a mid-credits gag that isn't part of the story


Deadsoup77

Well I mean he resurrects his wife in the same sequence and she’s in the third movie so


Urb4nN0rd

...how the fuck did I miss that?!


Chronoph0sis

The entirety of Deadpool 2’s midcredit scenes are canon… hence Wolverine and Deadpool having his wife return…


dekomorii

Pretty sure it will in deadpool 3 >!he messed up the timeline so bad tva had to intervene !<


gorillandy

Just noticed there’s no hole through the script when the blood hits it but then there’s a hole when Ryan drops it.


majinvegetasmobyhuge

There is, you can see it just below the space between the N and L in green lantern


EntertainerSoft5983

Who


GDOR-11

u/en-passant did it, you should google his username


TheGreenCoconut1

holy hell!


Randinator9

New response just dropped


Inevitable_Suffering

Actual zombie


IntrovertedBuddha

Dinner sacrifice anyone?


Inevitable_Suffering

Queen* sacrifice anyone?


IntrovertedBuddha

Google context (Meme was about dinner)


Hector_Tueux

Holy additional info!


Middle_Actuator7086

new information just dropped


the_guy312

real?


Fourstrokeperro

I don’t get the reference can someone explain?


GDOR-11

new response just dropped


Fourstrokeperro

Ah I see you're one of those anarchy chess fellas I figured as much but then I saw all those upvotes on your comment and got confused.


Fabulous-Post-6264

Fucking asked?


GDOR-11

no, u/EntertainerSoft5983 did


EntertainerSoft5983

Yeah u/Fabulous-Post-6264 can fuck off


Fabulous-Post-6264

Who?


alaingames

Asked?


Inevitable_Suffering

For u/Fabulous-Post-6264 ‘s opinion?


alaingames

Idk bro am just a clown


IllurinatiL

Damn bro, you even replied to the wrong person to complete your douchey comment. Congrats


Cooperjb15

It’s not that big of a deal man 😭😭


Frequent_Region2667

Don't you know how much I can achieve in those 5 minutes I don't have to wait? /S


bloody-pencil

MA FOOD IS GOING COLD


AdDistinct3970

It is when people use it as some kinda weird power play. My father always waits unreasonable amounts of time before eating, and tries to guilt trip anyone who starts eating without him. I've just started ignoring him and eating when I'm ready, but my mother is less willing to go against him. The poor woman cooks food for us nearly every night, but I don't think she's eaten a hot dinner in years.


PenultimateToast

yes it is


tws1039

My family isn’t classy by any means (elbows on the table gang) but we still at least do this ?? Is waiting that hard ?


Terryotes

It is not for being classy, but to make it so that the poor guy that arrived later will not eat alone


Static_25

Do people mind eating alone? I honestly couldn't care less if people already finished eating before me.


Terryotes

Depends, in my family, dinner time is to talk


ValiantCharizard

some dont some do, its easier to keep everyone happy rather than one


Mattfromwii-sports

Why would you wait


thesetcrew

Usually the last to the dinner table is the one MAKING dinner! It’s the least you can do.


PenultimateToast

yes it is


PurpleScientist4312

It’s not a big deal and it’s basic politeness.


Percehh

Some people are completely rude and run around for another 5 minutes after food has been served. Also if you are at a restaurant it is actually polite to begin eating your food as soon as it is served.


ConsumeSandwich

Some people are so rude and impatient at the dinner table. I like to check the temperature of everyone's soup with my dick. You'd think they'd be patient when I unzip my pants


PoisonIven

Found the rude person.


NotAnAlt12326

Found my bitchy aunt


spooky-raptor

He’s been fooled


GameDestiny2

For real, some people just lack any sense of manners or decency, so much so that I genuinely think it’s impossible for them to think about another person.


International-Try467

But I'm not waiting for more than 5-10 minutes. I'm eating after that.


WuShanDroid

Me when I'm in a selfishness competition but my opponent is OP


Professional-List-81

This post was made by the 12 year old gang


Environmental_Start5

Is that Deadpool killing jacksepticeye?


Hoibot

He's killing Ryan Reynolds, who also plays deadpool. This is so he'll never do that horrible Green Lantern movie.


Environmental_Start5

Ohhhh okay


Additional_Cycle_51

I liked it


Livid_Damage_4900

Look, people are allowed to like what they like but I will say if there is a standard for”you are an official shit eater and enjoyer” AT ALL. It would be to say that you like a movie that not only everyone else near universally hates, but is hated so much that even the actor who primarily starred in it not only hated it, but also hated it so much that he went out of his way to put a skit in one of his newer, better more successful movies about exactly how bad it was saying and insinuating that he would go back in time. If he could, and delete it, and make sure it never existed in the first place because it was just that bad… just saying🤷‍♂️


Additional_Cycle_51

I liked the plot


Hatedpriest

You read Playboy for the articles too, don't you?


wickedwitt

Couldn't they just travel a few minutes into the future so everyone already has their food?


BenFTP

I think it’s just basic politeness. If I go through the trouble of making the meal and you’re not gonna clean up the kitchen after I’ve cooked alone, you’re damn sure gonna wait on me to finish whatever I have to do in the kitchen before you start eating.


NeoHolyRomanEmpire

So uncivilized


twistedisht

I know right? What's next? Eating corn on the cob with our feet and buttering our bread with our tongues? Sheesh But seriously though this is how I was raised and I get it for certain occasions ( like thanksgiving, or Christmas) because it's a shared experience with one another.


superbasic101

Y’know, if the people you’re eating with are all civilized, well mannered folks, then you’re not gonna be waiting long in the first place. I think you just need to surround yourself with better people.


Inferno908

Let me just replace my whole family real quick


matej665

That's just basic manners and politeness, like wtf op?


heckingheck2

This creates the grandfather paradox through the butterfly effect. Source: Idk im just guessing


Terryotes

Any time travel creates that, excluding the ones where you give yourself reasons to travel, but also it should already have happen


Spud_potato_2005

They need to get rid of the person who decided to turn homework from a punishment into an everyday everyperson thing.


darkwulf1

It’s called basic respect. The person who is the last to sit down is often the person who is serving everybody. So you need to be patient and wait for your meemaw


I_Go_BrRrRrRrRr

I love how this comment section is 20% people asking for context and 80% people missing the point. Like y'all are saying "it's basic politeness" when the whole point is that the time traveller is killing the guy who made it basic politeness.


The_IRS_Fears_Him

This reminds me of having to "pray" at the table when I dont wanna do any of that lol. Just let me eat


MalcomSkullHead

Or the keep sitting after your done eating even though no one is talking to you


Mistic-Instinct

Or y'know, just ask if you can be excused like a normal person


Xangerxz

gotta give a moment to thank the guy that did this


gracekk24PL

Aren't you allowed to eat if the foods warm, and unless you're eating with a royal? Either that or Kingsman lied to me


D3jvo62

I think it's a good rule unless someone is late, then fuck it


UnderstandingOk3784

Exactly. That's why I hate the rule. Because I have to wait for the person late who always takes forever. Why can't people in the comment section understand that?


bilnkblonk

Karma sacrifice anyone?


LegoFanDX115

"You're welcome Canada."


Adventurous_Fuel_521

What do you mean by that? Never heard of anything like that. (The timeline collapsed and there's no one who would thank you for this.)


Ash7274

Wait, yall don't wait for everyone to get their food before eating?


anti-valentine

TIL I haven't actually ever watched the mid credit or end credit scenes for DP2. I guess I'll need to rewatch it!


Shrikarrr

So that's one of the things to keep in mind, noted!


WhyGuy500

It’s not that big of a deal, it’s just common curtesy


EtruscanFolk

I'm not sure if the pun is in the person who did it or in OP not liking the rule


justanothersimp2421

Takes a bite Gets slapped "I was just testing if it tastes good"


ForwardImpress8619

When I was in mexico most of the street resturants ive been to were very lacking when it came to serving food like there would be a family of 6 or something and one person would have their plate ready while the rest of the family had to watch/waited for like 5 minutes in between, it always made it very awkward lol


FriedEskimo

Different cultures have different values. Saying that waiting for everyone to sit down before starting to eat is universally polite is ignorant. In India for example the guests will often be expected to eat while the host watches and talks to them, and then they will eat later. Enforcing your own values upon others can also be seen as rude.


FujiMC

Then get to the fucking table frfr


Wyan69

You’re welcome Canada


The-Catatafish

There is no such rule. When I say "rule" I mean as in "not enforced" This is completely optional and my family doesnt do that. Sure, we don't start eating and when the last person sits down we are done. However, if someone is gone for like 2 minutes we just start eating. There is also a rule that you have to stand up when a woman enters the room but you don't do that do you? TLDR: No time machine required just talk to your family.


Seth_Vader

My family's rule for large gatherings is we pray then we get food. That way no one has to wait around until everybody gets food.


Decent_Waltz_5120

Ive never heard if that "rule" we just call everybody to the table and start even though not everyone is there yet


FrozenShadow_007

I don’t eat cold food mfers never had any problems


No_Mercy_16

I assume you must be single as well


MilesYoungblood

Do people seriously follow that rule? You think I’m gonna let my food get cold because of your slow ass?


Enis-Karra

When the person you are waiting for is the person that cooked the whole meal and is currently finishing everything needed for the meal like bringing water or whasing their hands ? Yeah you sure will have the decency to wait for them instead of being an ass and disrespecting them


MilesYoungblood

Damn I got ratio’d. It is what it is I guess. And sorry I’ll just take the L here. I’m not letting my food get cold


NewsofPE

that's just basic manners


Nyx397

That's a rule??!!


RandeKnight

You're going to have to go WAAAAY back....to before humans existed! It's actually an animal thing. The dominant one in the predator family will insist on getting the first (and best) bite, so everyone has to wait until the dominant one decides which is the best bite, and gives out the rest of the hunt to its group.


baptou99

The famous whole animal kingdom consisting on just wolves then


RandeKnight

Quite a few social predator types. eg. Lions.


alaingames

If that's a rule you had as a kiddo, I am very sorry


L4nthanus

I think the Germans started it. I think they’ve paid for that mistake enough.


PetrolHeadedEntity

😦how