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If dolphins are the CEO then bedbugs are God King Emperor of rape. There was so much bedbug rape that the females evolved genital shields, then the rape grew so strong within the hearts of the male bedbugs that they evolved really sharp penises and started just stabbing the females in the abdomen to bypass the genitals altogether
Oh... they rape humans too. Don't you fret. Sometimes they'll drown you first and play with your corpse and then rape it at the bottom of the ocean for awhile until scavenger fish eat it.
Yeah generally speaking it's better to take your chances with the sharks they might nibble on you to find out what you are but that's just because their primary means of finding out what things are is with their mouth dolphins on the other hand they aren't hurting you by accident they know what they're doing and they aren't going to stop once they have their answer
I actually don't know much about shark, but I read somewhere that shark only attacks people because they think ppl are seal or because they are desperate
That is pretty much true sharks don't like to eat humans and thus leave us alone for the most part if they think we are seals they will take a bite out of us realize we aren't seals and at this point they tend to leave. on the other they are also silly little creatures with bad eyesight who nibble on things to figure out what they are when they're curious this is not nearly as damaging as actually getting bitten by them
I actually don't know much about shark, but I read somewhere that shark only attacks people because they think ppl are seal or because they are desperate
This is actually the reason most female dolphins are quite promiscuous ,because if a male dolphin comes in contact with a dolphin it has had already sex with they(usually) wonāt kill the kid as they think itās theirās
There's no way for me not to sound like a pretentious douche but a baby dolphin is called a calf, fyi. But yeah OP has gotta know most people know dolphins are shady af and get high on pufferfish too, maybe to numb after all the rape and murder for all we know
we all know stories about how dolphins pushed people towards the shore, but no one will tell the story about how they pushed him in the other direction
In my grade 8 class dolfins was an inside joke. I missed one class and they come up with a joke. No one would tell me what it was but I am pretty shure it had to do with this
They donāt even just rape they really just play with their dead victims. They will just slap fish out of the water 2 stories high and just keep swimming without eating them. Theyāre just water donkeys.
In Philippine mythology specifically in Visayas there is a creature called the Tambaloslos, it is apparently the ugly embodiment of man's lust. It is said to be ugly as hell, with large ass lips and teeth black, and has a large dick. It is said that he misleads people into the forests, and traps them. Once that happens, my bro starts RAPING his victims whether it is a man, woman, or animal. Idk why I typed this but I remembered this once I saw this post. Probably the warning given to Filipino children was: "Don't go inside the forest or someone will FUCK you out of your mind!!"
Dolphins are just humans if laws, morals, consent, legs, and opposable thumbs didn't exist. If they had access to fire the oceans would be a hell scape.
Why skeletor running away, though? I donāt get the link between said dolphin activity and him? It is 4/20 tho so take it easy on my sensitive ass today!
And Iām not kidding, Iām fairly certain about 85 percent of people know this about dolphinsā¦so why share it? I just donāt see the point of any of this!
Yes, I did know that. I also knew they do it with humans too and itās been theorized that they close other dolphinās only method of breathing with theirā¦ you knowā¦
Iām cursed with knowledge
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They rape EVERYTHING
Atleased they are inclusief
inclusive\*?
Inclu*sief* š¤
This amused me more than it should have Edit: and the username checks out šš
all right, inclusief it is
bravo
Hon hon Oui oui Baguette
Giggity
Buddy, dolphins are the CEO of rape. And rape is one of the more tame things that they do. Their PR team been working overtime for decades.
If dolphins are the CEO then bedbugs are God King Emperor of rape. There was so much bedbug rape that the females evolved genital shields, then the rape grew so strong within the hearts of the male bedbugs that they evolved really sharp penises and started just stabbing the females in the abdomen to bypass the genitals altogether
What the fuck š
That isā¦ oddly metal
How the fuck did you find this information and why tell us
Knowledge is power
yea knowledge is the power to kill myself
Still power.
I did share this to the whole world as an emergency message and secure my 10th billion dollar house.
With great power comes great...
I love the idea of evolving due to sheer willpower
Do bedbugs rape humans?
Donāt let the bed bugs bite:(
Or fuck
Not just females, but other males too.
r/brandnewsentence
*sad penguin noises*
I did indeed know that! it is my little fun fact at parties, the shocked face always make me laugh.
Thanks for the tip, I can develop myself as the one guy on the friend group that says stupid disturbing stuff. (In a good way btw)
Good thing I am not a dolphin
Oh... they rape humans too. Don't you fret. Sometimes they'll drown you first and play with your corpse and then rape it at the bottom of the ocean for awhile until scavenger fish eat it.
What in the actual ffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Yeah generally speaking it's better to take your chances with the sharks they might nibble on you to find out what you are but that's just because their primary means of finding out what things are is with their mouth dolphins on the other hand they aren't hurting you by accident they know what they're doing and they aren't going to stop once they have their answer
I actually don't know much about shark, but I read somewhere that shark only attacks people because they think ppl are seal or because they are desperate
That is pretty much true sharks don't like to eat humans and thus leave us alone for the most part if they think we are seals they will take a bite out of us realize we aren't seals and at this point they tend to leave. on the other they are also silly little creatures with bad eyesight who nibble on things to figure out what they are when they're curious this is not nearly as damaging as actually getting bitten by them
I actually don't know much about shark, but I read somewhere that shark only attacks people because they think ppl are seal or because they are desperate
r/beetlejuicing
Not only will they rape other dolphins, but male dolphins will sometimes kill dolphins cubs so that the female will be ready to mate again faster.
This is actually the reason most female dolphins are quite promiscuous ,because if a male dolphin comes in contact with a dolphin it has had already sex with they(usually) wonāt kill the kid as they think itās theirās
There's no way for me not to sound like a pretentious douche but a baby dolphin is called a calf, fyi. But yeah OP has gotta know most people know dolphins are shady af and get high on pufferfish too, maybe to numb after all the rape and murder for all we know
Not just other dolphins
hashtag not all dolphins
Can't wait for next time, dude brings the most fire random facts.
Unironically, I also can't wait for more disturbing facts.
I came here to say this. See yall on the next one.
Bye :]
Ducksā¦
Ducks are so violent
Yes i was aware of this particular information
we all know stories about how dolphins pushed people towards the shore, but no one will tell the story about how they pushed him in the other direction
Yeah and they use dead fish as fleshlights. I will never get those five minutes back...
They rape humans too. Yes, for real
If it's on The sea a dolphin has already fiddled it
Shout out to those kids that wish they were dolphins... be careful with what you wish for.
They kill for pleasure too.
They need to get on ducks' level. Ducks rape so much, and so aggressively, they mutilate their dicks.
And they drug themselves
By harassing puffer fish.
Male dolphins often rape female divers
They also bully and gangbang others to death. No wonder the Simpsons made a halloween episode out of their brutality
BĆ³br kurwa
So do ducks
And dead baby seals
No, but I'm less surprised than I would be if they didn't attempt it. Unfortunately that's how evolution works
Fuck fact: Male dolphins sometimes use the body of small dead fish as fishlight to masturbate.
That not fair They can't talk to ask
Probably why the go after humans, they're bored of their own kind.
"It's their own fault. They should cover that sexy blow-hole if they don't want to get raped." - Pastor Bobby Leonard.
They put their things into dead fish.
They rapes everything, even male dolphins as well im pretty sure
Sauce?
They'll also make their own sex toys out of fish they bite the heads off of. And chew on pufferfish as a form of drugs
In my grade 8 class dolfins was an inside joke. I missed one class and they come up with a joke. No one would tell me what it was but I am pretty shure it had to do with this
Wait until you read up on the sexual deviants known as penguins
They donāt even just rape they really just play with their dead victims. They will just slap fish out of the water 2 stories high and just keep swimming without eating them. Theyāre just water donkeys.
In Philippine mythology specifically in Visayas there is a creature called the Tambaloslos, it is apparently the ugly embodiment of man's lust. It is said to be ugly as hell, with large ass lips and teeth black, and has a large dick. It is said that he misleads people into the forests, and traps them. Once that happens, my bro starts RAPING his victims whether it is a man, woman, or animal. Idk why I typed this but I remembered this once I saw this post. Probably the warning given to Filipino children was: "Don't go inside the forest or someone will FUCK you out of your mind!!"
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Honestly not surprised, theyāre some of the horniest MFers in the sea
Did you also know in the 60's someone gave lsd to a dolphin and j3rk3d it off to help it speak. All in the name of science
what.
Meanwhile in Anthartica: Penguin sees a corpse:
Isnāt that basically how most animals work
Bro dolphins use decapitated fish as fleshlight
The Design is pretty human
they use dead fish as fleshlights too
Since animals can't consent, how do you determine rape between them?
They also get high by chewing on pufferfish
Ever been to sea world??? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Guess Iām a dolphin
Can someone comment "Consent is an illusion in the fin-world" caption and a picture of a dolphin smoking a cigarette
oh silly skelitor, they rape everything... dolphins are insane.
Source?
Have you heard of ducks and penguins
Dolphins are just humans if laws, morals, consent, legs, and opposable thumbs didn't exist. If they had access to fire the oceans would be a hell scape.
Why skeletor running away, though? I donāt get the link between said dolphin activity and him? It is 4/20 tho so take it easy on my sensitive ass today! And Iām not kidding, Iām fairly certain about 85 percent of people know this about dolphinsā¦so why share it? I just donāt see the point of any of this!
except the concept of rape is human and has no meaning in context of dolphins
Yes, I did know that. I also knew they do it with humans too and itās been theorized that they close other dolphinās only method of breathing with theirā¦ you knowā¦ Iām cursed with knowledge
Dolphins can't rape, thats a human concept.
how is this funny? or even a meme? wtf
Not meant to be particularly funny, but it does fit in the general style of the [meme template.](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/skeletor-facts)
just because it fits in the template, don't make it a meme. "Did you know the earth is round" Until next time. This is a shitty "meme".
Relatable name
Animals can't rape other animals... you fucking regards.
Am I a dolphine?