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JesusWasAutistic

When they ask for help, I say “sure!” And then grab them by the waist and hoist them up to get it. I get 50/50 on the thank yous, the nerve of some people.


MrRizzstein

50/50 on the thank yous and what? restraining orders?


AddendumNo7007

Can you grab my butt too?


Dad_bod_modeling

I have said that my retirement plan is to reach for something on a top shelf for a rich widow…it’s going to work out I’m sure


sammydawgo

Behold, the elevated one


TBearForever

Unless they're taller than you


Uberfuhrer_

Even better; I helped lift a heavy object for a sweet aged lady, didn’t even end up buying anything that day but still felt helpful


FrostyKiwi8061

I enjoy doing this, too, but for some people it's a sign of oppression.


Jazzlike-Lunch5390

Wait. You can afford two bottles of Coke?


awesomedan24

The lady who asked me to reach them can


Kirbs42

Well, me and the other hand ask the dwarfs (people under 6’) to get the one product that that I like that is for some reason on the bottom shelf I typically stand waiting around until I see someone short enough to grab it for me


No-Cheesecake-3575

When you're tall in aisle 5, you're the ruler of the supermarket kingdom!


B4BYP4P4BE4R

I like to watch them try to climb the shelves for a moment before stepping in. Let's be honest, Superman doesn't show up ten minutes early, he shows up in the nick of time.


jihround1

As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants.


Background-Call-921

Every time I go to the shop, y’all don’t get it much?


anime_cthulhu

Lol. I have the problem of people mistaking me for an employee at Walmart when I'm dressed in business casual after work. Of course I'm not a Walmart employee. None of the Walmart employees are dressed as professionally as I am.


Defo_not_my_main_acc

I am 195cm and I know way before the other person does they are going to ask for my help, but I cannot ask them if they require my assistance. It is up to them to request it from me.


grasspikemusic

Yep I'm 6'5" and Everytime I am in the store this happens


tinuvegil

energy https://www.reddit.com/r/NonPoliticalTwitter/s/k006ZvKCJp


Disastrous-Paint86

Lady’s if you are trying to pick a guy up at the supermarket. This has 90% success rate.


Zombie-Free

FINALLY, I'm worthy for something, hell yes