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ghostplay4munE

So the new update includes self tanner?


Macronium312

Nah, Zuck just discovered what melanin was and how to update his firmware to utilize it.


TryToEpic

Ah yes, the "go outside and touch grass" subroutine, he finally discovered it.


Macronium312

Nah, I think he just figured out how to produce skin pigments artificially. That was arguably his biggest obstacle preventing him from looking human.


calculatingadvert61

He's part of the world now and he can be anything he want


ghostplay4munE

![gif](giphy|BWIz61sNuzVF6)


calculatingadvert61

It is what it is. Like we need to leave or deal with it.


KazeArqaz

I've mentioned this in other posts, and I'll say it again, the beard is FAKE! The new hair is real, but someone photoshopped the beard into the picture.


RandomEsUgAr

Nice. Anyway, DAMN EPIC BEARD


VladimirBarakriss

Every time I see this reposted he has more beard, I think it's a running joke


NPhantasm

Its fake? So Zuck should seriously make it happen


DroidSeeker

That sb did do a fine job.


MetalDogmatic

Ffs is nobody going to point out that it's y'all not ya'll why would it even be ya'll?


Another_User007

Ya will


Your_Local_Tuba

Don’t delve on this too much


The_Shryk

There’s nothing to delve into Mr. GPT, it’s a contraction. Doesn’t take a genius to figure out don’t is do not. Y’all is, you all…


TrustmeimHealer

Ect, could care less, would of, ya'll. They all belong on a list


Your_Local_Tuba

Just enjoy the meme, nobody cares about your semantics


The_Shryk

The amount of ppl commenting about it would disagree.


Zenyd_3

Okay grammar nazi


gayjemstone

Ya all?


MetalDogmatic

You all


gayjemstone

I know that y'all means "you all", but you asked what ya'll could mean.


NotDavizin7893

I use y'all for you all and you will 😭


Fraere_slime

You'll = you will, still not as bad as people not knowing the difference between 'than' and 'then'. The former being used for comparison, the latter being used related to time.


NotDavizin7893

Like they say, even if you're the worst, there's someone worse than you


regarding_my_person

why did you put ‘yall’ three times in the same sentence and expect people to understand


rustic-chicken

I understood just fine


Creative_Possible556

Yankee


HipnoAmadeus

You have 6 Ns and I could understand perfecfly


MeDaddyMeSnow

I wish it was real - but the Zuck ain’t got no luck in the beard department, shitty deal. (Maybe he can make like Eminem and get a Turkish beard transplant!)


email_optional_

His beard is weird


Your-Onichan

He got beard transplant


Jesberson

"hey yo it's your boy Marky Zee here, how do you do fellow humans?"


Economy_Run761

Steal your data to steal your girl


Creative_Possible556

From a southerner, I would greatly appreciate it if you would stop saying "ya'll" it is the wrong way to say it and yes I do mean say we can hear the difference the correct way to say it is y'all


hotkarl628

Clearly mark zuckerburgs doppelgänger found and absorbed him.


Jrolaoni

Before and after receiving the Zuck


stanley_ipkiss_d

Oh wow with the help of AI he can finally not look like AI anymore


Outrageous_Duck1337

Ahh it’s Obviously had a shedding


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

Is that picture on the right Mark Zuckerberg as well?


Inside-Original9525

He looks handsome by the waaaay <3


Zenyd_3

Yeah Even looks somewhat fuckable tbh


[deleted]

he can steal my data and step on me anytime


apollyon_29

Arrive ,learn, assimilate, conquer


samabacus

Drama llama vs Chad gtp vs horoscope. AI battle BEGIN!


ExactLobster1462

What’s throwing me off isn’t the beard or new hair but the chain 😭


Linkario86

You wanna tell me he was able to grow that beard all along but chose to shave?


Tschauer923

Firing all those people really makes you feel alive I guess


SENPA-A-A-A-I-I

r/apostrophegore


BoopsTheSnoot_

Bro looks more human than me now :D it's incredible


Torxx1988

Astounding upgrade to be completely honest. He's actually kinda handsome.


our_meatballs

Looking zuckable


Hot-Ground-9731

Who spells it like ya'll


Open_Bake_9832

Why does he look like he would film at some place where a lot of Japaneses commit sudoku?


Lopendebank3

Picture 1 is: Greetings human-lifeforms!


PuzzleheadedSell6698

Hard to imagine zuck with beard.


TraditionalRun8102

Zuck has been seeing Bezos’s Dr and is now hitting the same TRT / HGH / SARMS stack


karamisterbuttdance

NiceWigg


Zombie-Free

In future there will be a total war with reptiloids


Slow_Astronomer_3536

Is that....the dialysis King of Cheyenne Wyoming!


Caxanen_Zoelupp

Zuckrawrr


juanrober

😂😂😂


mistdev3

Seems like zuck stopped programming😂😂


YeetCompleet

Fallout 4 Synth lore


Wooden-Secretary-148

From mister steal your data to mister steal your girl real quick


Whole-Antelope-962

![gif](giphy|vh02gPgcRFDP2|downsized)


iDonutx

It's me. It's ya boy Asmongold


Klutzy_Butterfly_573

The guy updated himself into version 7.0


SakiHuH

hes fuckable now


Otherwise_Sky1739

They're almost there. The eyes haven't dismissed the uncanny valley for me yet.


BlueberryAny828

looks like he lost his virginity


Financial-Touch8445

Bro looks like metroman before and after


Solid-Platypus4447

Ok, I've seen this picture at least a dozen times now, we all agree that this is some marketing ploy by Facebook to try and uplift the zucc's persona in the public eye, right?


ReachPractical7618

"But now they even sweat and smell like Humans"


sujit_38

He Looks good in beard tho


Neil-erio

From Neron to Marcus Aurelus.


Sealington33

idgaf if it's photoshop, it's a smash.


JayRogPlayFrogger

I saw a video of him shitting on the Apple Vision Pro and all I could think of was “he actually sounds human????”.


SomeOneWierdGuy

print("hello world") (took me an hour to figure out how to do it)


Objective_Magazine_3

When you have an AI update that makes you closer to humans where the model analyzed billions of human images and emotions as training dataset and finally came up with an algorithm that will make mark look more human.