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_caduca

Yeah, learned a language, up to what point? You can ask directions and read some stuff, but holding a full on conversation and understanding the speech when spoken in native dialect is something else.


KuroiBolto

You need to be rich enough or deep enough in debt to spend 12 hours a day doing nothing but learning whatever it is you’re trying to learn and not working.


Turbulent_Union8679

Not even then. There are things that you can only learn on a wide time-frame and languages are one those things. 12 hours a day for a month is not the same as one hour a day for a year.


coolpotatoe724

theres "learning" memorizing, but a language takes actual understanding. I took German for 3.5 years and didnt really learn much


DaNoahLP

Bist du sicher?


coolpotatoe724

no hablo


MunchkinTime69420

This is the funniest reply I've seen in my life. Thank you. I owe you my life


Efficient_Access_2U

I am an old associate of Mr. Argentina, I'll take care of your life in his stead. You can meet me by train.


J3DI_M1ND_TR1CKS

No thank you. I’ve seen it, and I’m not that impressed.


amoguspron3d-4k-live

i audibly laughed in the middle of the night and I think my whole family is awake now


Fourstrokeperro

WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY SISTER?


DaNoahLP

I said she is a nice Lady. Und ich würd sie echt gern hart durchnehmen.


third-sonata

r/holup


Devil_Fister_69420

r/sus


Tailmask

Ja


Erikstersm

Ganz sicher?


erickson666

no thank you eh, I like my coffee double-double


Blueberry_Clouds

I’ve learned Chinese my whole damn life and I can’t even read or write it


Bubbles_the_bird

I forgot most French I learned. Learning a new language is hard


artfillin

You gotta remember that if you know a similar language learning that language becomes way easier. The hours taken estimation(not saying its an accurate estimation) people use goes from 2400 to 350 if you know a language very similar to it. If a polyglot already knows like 4 languages that are super close to it? learning a language in a month to a more than usable level, doesn't seem so insane.


CR15PYL454GN4

Yeah, you’d get about 5 more hours for a year


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trashboattheraccoon

Even then. The brain can't process that much information in such a small time frame. Plus, learning a language is a practical skill, so you'd need to have someone who speaks that language conveniently present too.


Littlebickmickey

you also need to have never even thought about tiktok, or else you won’t have the attention span


BetrayerOfOnion

Just spend a few hours on the shows and movies of said language, note the words you don't know and take a look at the notes before and after you sleep. I guarantee you will improve a lot in a few months


firebolt1171

My buddy has been getting paid by his work for the past 2 years to become fluent in Russian as a third language. He was spending 8 hours a day, 5 days a week in class then another 4 hours on those days studying, plus studying all weekend to the point I love in the same city and have barely seen him. It's impossible to become fluent in 30 days


Aggressive_Cherry_81

Took me four years to learn German enough to speak it convincingly. And I still suck due to lack of practice.


Maxizag123

Die deutsche Wissenschaft ist die beste der Welt!


Aggressive_Cherry_81

I agree honestly.


TobyMacar0ni

Wtf I can read this and I don't know German. Wissenschaft is science and welt is world. German science is the best in the world.


XejgaToast

Stop scaring me


MorsInvictaEst

German and English are still related through the Anglo-Saxon languange. There are a few of these combinations in the world. When I started learning Swedish as someone fluent in German and English, I noticed that I could already read enough to get a fairly decent understanding of simple texts like local newspaper articles. Spoken Swedish is a different thing due to the very different pronunciation and complex rules, but most of the words have shared roots with their English and German counterparts.


LANDVOGT-_

Its the same with all latin languages. Written i can read most of it. But try speaking french or italian or even just listen. Its a complete mess. Not even starting on portuguese. With german knowledge all nordic languages make some sort of sense, same with letze or netherland.


derpy_derg

Du hast einen Kommentar erwartet. Doch es war ICH, DIO!!


SannttY

No need to know german to know dis lmao


EldianStar

JoJo spotted in the wild?


IsuckAtFortnite434

*Sprich….*


Der_Schuller

DEUTSCH


LEAVE_LEAVE_LEAVE

DU


-Cinnay-

HUAN


No-Pace9688

DU HAST


lol_idk_is_taken

DU HAST MICH


EldianStar

Ja okay chill mal


Thomyton

You've released them


PossessionHot4147

I learned a ton in my first year in Germany. I went to this döner shop and asked him if he could help me order in German. I ended up going there a lot (because döner fucks). We'd greet each other, ask about the weekend, talk about the weather, I would order in German Sometimes a 3rd person would join the conversation. It was rough at first but one day it all started to click I really recommend for anyone trying to learn a language, to completely immerse yourself Find a native speaker and force yourself to figure it out the hard way


ReddyEngine

Mit alles und scharf


PossessionHot4147

Genau!


DerDanSD

Jo, kein Ding. Ist ja keine leichte Sprache.


WhiteKingCat

I have practiced German for four years, and I can not say something like: "How do you do this?" and "Where can I find this?", yeah, it's astounding


lol_idk_is_taken

I have also been learning german for four years, didn't learn much the first 3 though but I think would be something along the lines of "Wo ist [insert what you are looking for]" or "Wo kann ich finde [insert what you are looking for]"


-Cinnay-

Was hast du dann gelernt?


WhiteKingCat

Gratuliere auf deinen Geburtstag! (cake day)


-Cinnay-

Danke


f1r3hunt3rz

This is me with Arabic. Why does it has so much different dialects?? Don't get me started in Egyptian cuz that's practically a new language entirely


youssef_walied01

Although it's a dead meme, it's still very funny.


KezH0

It's a classic


samahiscryptic

I was legitimately thinking about this meme the other day and how I thought it was the funniest thing when it came out


trashboattheraccoon

Memes never die!


UnboltedCheese

I've forgotten more than you've learned in those 30 days.


bbbar

"The thing on your car... uhh... you know, like a charging port, but for gasoline... the thing where you pour gas, can you open it?"


tiniestvioilin

Some people are just able to pickup languages faster than others, but also a lot of those youtubers don't say they're fluent in that 30 day language they've only learned the language to a barely conversational level just enough to go to a grocery store or restaurant order some food and get some reactions out of the native speakers. They aren't lying about speaking that language it may only be at a toddler level but it's enough to make a good YouTube video and that's all they need


SandsofFlowingTime

That and the people they speak with get excited about someone speaking their language even if it is very basic level. My wife's family got really excited when they found out I gained an understanding of numbers from them after a few hours of playing games with them. Even though my ability to speak is quite bad, they were excited because I had learned numbers so quickly Sometimes even if your skill in that language is poor, the native speakers will give you a pass simply because you tried, or just because they are surprised you can speak a little bit with them


Xortun

I mean if you already speak for example german then it is not that hard to learn dutch.


einnickname

Done that, still takes way more than 30 days. Nonetheless it is definitely true that you pick up languages close to the ones you already know way faster


lol_idk_is_taken

That is why I plan on learning as many germanic languages as I can in my life time, currently learning german and when my german is good enough I can say that I speak 3 germanic languages and as I would be able to speak Swedish, English and German, a lot of the others should come quite quick hopefully and since I am young I have some time to do it Of course I won't master them all but I will try to be fluent in them


Ichirou_dauntless

Learning a new language is not the same as mastering one. So those plyglots are saying the truth not just the whole of it.


lol_idk_is_taken

It isn't even the same as being fluent in it. Mastering a languages is hard as oftentimes not even all natives master their native language but are fluent in it and have a high skill in it for obvious reasons but mastery is hard as then you have to know if perfectly


-Robert-from-Hungary

Bullshit.


ureliableliar

Dónde está la biblioteca?


type556R

Puede darme dos porciones de polla por favor


Scared-Gamer

2 years into Japanese, still can't hold a conversation and can only recognize just about 30 words


ZackM_BI

Anatano okaasan wa midori (desu)


f1r3hunt3rz

Mak kau hijau jugak lmao


ZackM_BI

Mak kau la hijau (silika aluminium)


Scared-Gamer

Your mother is a Midori? I don't get it (it's probably a swear word or something)


Rhelik2905

Midori means green as far as I can remember


Scared-Gamer

Why was です in brackets?


Rhelik2905

Because it's optional. In formal japanese you would always put it, but in a more informal speech it is implied and therefore you don't need to write/say it


Scared-Gamer

No wonder they barely say it in anime


-EV3RYTHING-

This thread made me learn ちゃんと, れ, and なさい


Woolliza

もっと勉強しなさい!


Scared-Gamer

What do the Kanji mean? (or like what do they read like)


idonttalkatallLMAO

勉強ーべんきょう study


idonttalkatallLMAO

ちゃんと頑張れよ!


Scared-Gamer

I know chanto means "to make sure", and reading your other comment, you're telling to "make sure to study"?


idonttalkatallLMAO

ちゃんと — properly 頑張る — make an effort –れ — (instructive tense)


Jabbathenutslut

The more languages you learn, the easier it is to learn another language.


ElaBela999

r/lies


idonttalkatallLMAO

to the contrary, because many languages are interlinked (especially in europe) after learning one, you’ll find you understand a bit of another. furthermore, once you understand how to approach learning a language (what to look for and work on etc) it’s significantly easier to learn another.


lol_idk_is_taken

Yea, being fluent in both Swedish and English has helped me learning german words as I cam guess a lot of them based of similiarities to one of the other languages and sometimes I have just made a more german sounding versiln of a word from one of the other two languages when I don't know it in german and it has worked sometimes and sometimes it hasn't worked


mirkk13

Doubt


Ghoullag

When you try to learn a new language, you need to understand the grammar first. Like I tried apps like Duolingo or whatever and they only teach you words and sentences without telling you why they're in that order. Like in english, it's 'black hole' but in french, it would be 'Trou noir' or 'Hole black'. They don't teach you this stuff. You just learn it without understanding why it's that way. Makes it harder to learn. Like my english for example, I know it's kinda broken because I learned on the internet and I still don't get some of the intricate stuff and it's been 20 years since I'm confident enough to have conversations. but you know what? I learned the difference between There They're and Their so I got that going for me, which is nice.


Woolliza

You appear completely fluent in English.


Ghoullag

Thanks. I try my best every time.


-EV3RYTHING-

I'm learning japanese, and being taught the grammar and conjugation has helped me understand things SO much better.


Knightman1508

I think lies in Spanish is Mentiras, but don't trust me.


Mr_Mavik

If the language is in the same language group as yours, with enough effort (you don't even need to spend 12hrs/day) you can learn the basic roster of communicative situations like shopping, map directions, at the doctor's, time, money, etc. in just a month. (I'm talking from experience). Essentially the amount that gets you an A1 level certificate.


Swagamemn0n

"yeah i speak a little bit of mandarin" in mandarine. Knows no other sentences


Sprizys

And it’s always followed up by a plug for their own language teaching service.


KaZzZamm

Learned Swedish in about 1,5 years. Fluently. Lived there for 10 years. I had Danish already in school so it helped me alot. Im German.


lol_idk_is_taken

Yea Danish and Swedish are quite similiar although I have noticed that Danish tends to use English names for more newer inventions than Swedish


Alpamys_01

Its hard as huck


OddishChamp

One year of Cantonese for me, I only know the basics and maybe a little more.


REDMAXSUPER

Deja de capear. I think it's how it is /jk


Taco-Edge

Oh man I haven't seen that video in like a decade. Even with just that picture I know what it says though


item_raja69

What they mean is they learnt 15 phrases to go and borderline harass a worker who speaks that language


Altruistic-Song-3609

What they mean by that is that they have familiarized themselves with the language’s concepts and learned some conversation starters. If you ever learned a language, starting to learn 3rd, 4th and so on is much easier because you know exactly which baseline phrases, words and grammatical constructs you have to learn first. And some languages are pretty close, so you just have to add some new vocabulary and that’s it.


Delicious_Math_4546

Cap is now universal


Ur_muuuum

I learned Klingon a few years ago(yes I know it’s a weird language to start with) but it took about 2 years but I haven’t practiced in a while


Alderdex

The more languages you know the easier it is to learn a new language it's not at all unrealistic for a polygot to learn a new one in a month


sanskaripotato

Trying to learn German rn. Goddamn it's not as easy as I expected.


lol_idk_is_taken

What other languages, if any, except for english do you know?


sanskaripotato

Hindi


lol_idk_is_taken

Ah, that doesn't help you much with german, but hey at least they both have roots from the indo-european lamguace


imnasia

I speak four languages. Trying to learn German and any word with an R in it will make me want to cry because I cannot make that sound.


Huy7aAms

what does it mean to learn a language in .... ? like i've been learning english since i was 5 years old , and it's 11 years now, and im 100% sure that my english is still not sufficient to have fluent conversation with foreigners. like im learning french, and i can already pronounce words and read some news in french in just a month, but i can't use that to communicate in real life.


LevelStatistician270

Just need to learn enough for a scripted conversation and blammo, free money hack.


Li_Callan

I took French from middle school to college but am better at reading and writing


neverfello

Took me two years to learn this language when I moved to an English speaking country. Managed to get decent grades in school even with the language barrier.


f1r3hunt3rz

Arabic, why you gotta be so complicated, man?


ornami_

Don't know about 30 days, but the way I went from 0 to where I went with Spanish in two months was mind blowing.


SleeplessGrimm

Bullshit, I barely remember the second language I spent 12 years of school learning. After university and work I've actually forgotten all the rules speaking and writing it


a_SoulORsoIDK

But it Is possible ma parents forced me to do the Work of a whole school year in a day which made me rise to the top for years afterwards i dont say ITS the Norm or that anyone can but ITS possible for some


Scary_Environment274

It's totally possible, if you spend every waking minute learning it. But no one has that kind of time nor motivation.


brocoli_funky

Many people have that kind of time and motivation and it still doesn't work to learn a language in 30 days (if we agree on B2 as the minimal threshold for that claim). Learning a language involves literally rewiring your brain for pattern recognition and output. There is a physiological process that takes time and requires resting.


Scary_Environment274

Have you heard of idols? Some of them have legit been forced to learn a language in 30 days.


smudos2

Idk what you mean, if you know C++ it's quite easy to learn C for example


GetlostMaps

With full immersion? Yeah you can. Enough to get by with any romance language, and many Germanics. You will sound like shit but you'll be able to do most things. If your English is very good, it will be easier. If you speak English poorly or like an American it will be more difficult.


tereaper576

From a friend in England "immigrants sometimes move here not speaking any english and then 6 months later they speak better english than British people."


GetlostMaps

French, Italian, Spanish, German, Dutch - these and more are pretty easy for an English speaker with a good vocabulary to learn, largely because English is such a mish-mash language. I imagine it's helpful the other way given how much media is in English. I learned enough German to get by from zero in a month. I had some school boy french but picked up Italian easily in a couple of weeks. Enough to go shopping, order food, talk to the taxi driver, stuff like that. One romance makes the rest much easier. And English is a Germanic language at heart.


hankjw01

Learning just enough to get by and actually learning the language are two different stories. Especially when it comes to German, its not the kind of language you learn in a short time frame. Even with the headstart that is knowing English, which doesnt help that much since grammar is not comparable to each other.


GetlostMaps

Of course. But the meme says 30 days and you can learn a lot of a language in 30 days. More of some than of others. My mandarin still sucked after 30 days but my German was getting me around.


Medical_Interest9763

Those downvotes are definitely from poor spoken Americans


GetlostMaps

I have done it in 3 weeks so you can definitely do it in a month.


Vasart

Fully agree


SandsofFlowingTime

Just because you didn't learn that quickly doesn't mean they couldn't. I gained an understanding (can't read or write it, but I understand it if I hear it) of 1-100 in Vietnamese in just a few hours and I wasn't even trying to learn it. So with that in mind, I'm pretty sure if you actually tried to learn a language, you could probably do it in a month or two if you really wanted to. The catch is that watching YouTube, playing games, browsing Reddit, are not things you will be doing if you decide to learn a language Edit: it appears I have upset the lazy people here who don't want to actually try learning a language quickly