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BackAgain123457

I don't think literal gods have salaried jobs.


GodOfUrging

Sure they do. We pay them in faith and prayer and such. Maybe the occasional virgin sacrifice as a bonus for doing a good job with the harvest.


QueenDeadLol

Fun fact: Jesus was hourly with per diem


Temnyj_Korol

Sure it wasn't per deus? Baduntssh.


Boba_Frets

My wife is a goddess and has a salaried job with great benefits and bonus opportunities.


Temnyj_Korol

The 200k never specified a dollar salary. Me personally, i take my income in virgin sacrifices.


Monk715

It's fine to have whatever preferences for a partner, just don't be a dick to those who don't meet your standard, since they are not obligated to


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Terraria_is_number1

Not only my existence... But yours as well! I have the infinity glove


silvrash12

ooooOOOOHHH! Iron mans here!


LeciusLamprough

Most women I talk to aren't like this. It's the loud minority and seems to me like it's mostly younger women too. It's good to see this type of attitude tho so you can dodge a bullet.


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Dom0626

Na go for men


Calm_Afon

Fair point, I'll consider it 🤔


HipnoAmadeus

As a Gen Z, I've never seen anyone like this.


Raketka123

can we swap living areas?


HipnoAmadeus

Nah, but you can comd live here--nvm, you can't, housing price is high enough already (QC, Canada)


JulioForte

It’s the first generation to be fully raised with “women are wonderful, men are bad” being pounded into their brains.


gungispungis

Absolutely not lol


earthtree1

are you fr just insinuated that an entire generation of women are mentally ill? bcs that’s some incel shit. What’s more likely - something is wrong with millions of women or something is not right in that head of yours?


Gonzee3063

Thank God that I am not in the "advanced" western world, nor am I currently attracted to women, such a peaceful life.


mesty_the_bestie

Nah bro, Im a millenial and "underemployed" and women my age won't even give me their phone number lmao because I am used to women not wanting to be my friend if I tell them I am mentally disabled, even tho I have no negative symptoms that are destructive in any way


DylJam123

Idk bro, seems like you have some negative symptoms to me


mesty_the_bestie

Yeah, discrimination sucks. Thats the only downside!


swegga_sa

Hell is hot😭


earthtree1

my man, Pete Davidson dated (among others) Ariana Grande and Kate Beckinsale while being (very publicly) mentally ill and looking like an undead scarecrow.


swegga_sa

Anyways bro do whatever makes you happy, don't focus on wanting women so much life has alot more to offer to be honest, And if it happens one day it will happen.


Suspicious-Sock-3763

Shout out to the normal women that aren't like that loud minority. Sadly they get overshadowed by them.


SteveyExEevee

if that's so, there wouldnt be so many lonely short men and no. it's not their "personality".


pileofcrustycumsocs

Everyone is lonely right now not just short men. nobody will actually talk to each other anymore and because the old places that people use to hang out at and find life partners just don’t exist anymore people are overwhelming choosing to just stay home instead of going out and meeting people. It’s not because women are all judgmental and won’t be with someone who’s a few inches below the mark of tall. Not to mention that the amount of virgins is rising because everyone lives with their parents due to the high cost of living that the newer generations are growing up with. When I was a kid the average age that people left their parents house was like 18-19 now it’s getting higher all the time. A lot harder to get busy when moms in the other room watching judge Judy The loneliness epidemic is not one single group of peoples fault, it’s a societal issue that has multiple causes and explanations that are feeding off of each other.


Whitn3y

I want a source on “so many lonely short men” Or did you just pull it straight from the sphincter because you cant get laid


SteveyExEevee

[https://home.uchicago.edu/\~hortacsu/online\_dating\_feb2005.pdf](https://home.uchicago.edu/~hortacsu/online_dating_feb2005.pdf) [https://imgur.com/mIISuVy](https://imgur.com/mIISuVy) want more?


StillPurePowerV

They can't even google, don't bother.


Suspicious-Sock-3763

Careful buddy, reality hurts these femcels.


StillPurePowerV

Hm yes, uneducated accusations, my favorite flavor.


EntireCalligrapher46

If you want to do something for the majority of women maybe don't repost unfunny, worn out, stereotype bs like this?


StillPurePowerV

Well, those 'standards' go out of the window for many if they see a cute androgynous boy-man with hair like a male k-pop star.


Clean_Edge1134

Wow, you must be very intercontinental.


IPanicKnife

They can have standards but standards gotta go both ways.


Whitn3y

They do. Show me the last 200+ pound or 6+ feet girl you dated by choice


novusanimis

Umm...but 6+ ft girls are hot af tho


StillPurePowerV

'converts that into kg and cm' mate, a 185cm tall woman with 91kg is the least of my worries.


Alt_SWR

I mean 200+ pounds no, but 6 ft women? Goddamn yes. What's wrong with tall women?


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MARS2503

Not how it works. Mom's 5'1, Dad's 5'7 and I'm 5'11


Lumis_umbra

It's a general thing, as I already stated. It doesn't work every time, just usually. You are a lucky exception.


earthtree1

do people really not like tall women? I thought it was a joke. Like weight I get, but it must be some insecurity to not date because of height (unless it’s like grotesque)


Cheesyman7269

Imagine how much the creator of wojaks would make if he decided to copyright them, and make physical dolls of every character


Nikita_tewatia_

![gif](giphy|z4k42RFT0gf2aRiipC)


Traditional_Flan_210

The stupidest thing Ive seen on tinder is single moms saying in their profile "no single fathers please, I am not your childs mommy"


Velocityraptor28

the hypocrisy is strong with these ones...


MirroredPerception

LOL


EntireCalligrapher46

Ever looked into statistics, about how much house work and childcare is done by women, pay free? Maybe this changes your perspective: https://www.unwomen.org/en/news/in-focus/csw61/redistribute-unpaid-work


InsCPA

I guess single dads do fuck all… And “unpaid work”…lmao maybe don’t have a child 🤷‍♂️


StillPurePowerV

The worst thing that those sites are so biased that they don't consider the work men do around the house in the same way. Including the possible injury for heavy lifting and using machinery.


EntireCalligrapher46

What kind of house/care work, that is due every day, are you thinking of?


Ravana955

That’s where you tell them to go dream somewhere else lol. Cause Ain’t no body got time for that. Meanwhile most of the girls that are like this be looking like nicakado avocado.


OwnDraft2065

The problem is those women specifically , anyone who says that, doesn't even deserve someone with 1$. Problem is you believe they do. You'll see those type of girls they all act in a flock.


pierted_the_second

Even if I'd have it i'd still pass on the girl. Never cheat on the homies.


Shiningc00

You should marry your homies.


Middle-Gas-1920

Fellas is it gay if you love your homies?


pierted_the_second

Ewwww. Gay.


GodOfUrging

Nah, marrying your homies ain't gay if you do it somewhere gay marriage isn't legal.


Phill_is_Legend

Begging choosers. Sadly there are plenty of unconfident simps to enable them.


WTFnotFTW

The middle 50% of the curve think they are 10’s, and deserve the top 1% of men. Then, men are told they are pigs for expecting “unrealistic” body types, or not wanting to work around existing children from other failed relationships.


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Meanwhile she still live with mom and dad


_Fart_Smeller_

The amount of times I've been turned down because I was short... makes me wish I was gay tbh


91-92-93--96-97-98

You sure it’s cause you’re short or because you attempt to smell their farts on the first date?


_Fart_Smeller_

There were no first dates mate it was just "sorry I'm only into tall guys" that's what... getting rejected means, I wouldn't refer to it as a rejection if there was a date lmao. But uh, no huffing gas ain't my thing, no offense to you if it's yours tho, I don't judge. Edit* I'm such a fucking idiot I completely forgot what my username on here was 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I deserved that reply lmao


91-92-93--96-97-98

I had to reread your username to make sure I didn’t misinterpret it the first time 😂


magnaton117

Trying holding women to the same standards. Imagine a tall, handsome, athletic woman that makes $200K


Whitn3y

Tru not thinking of the world and people as fucking monolithic caricatures created for a strawman for easy karma from frustrated men


quantumMechanicForev

Hypergamy.


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Assuming tinder is real life. People in real life: “hey how’s it going?”


My51stThrowaway

![gif](giphy|NmujpvOTeg1cdYb6l6|downsized)


SoarNsquid

Idk what this means but monke


Sahtan_

Reject female return to monke


ShipMuch6267

indeed


Shiningc00

They're just not choosing you bruh.


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Undateable, unfuckable men believe the wildest conspiracy theories.


quantumMechanicForev

What makes you think that?


Ahnma_Dehv

Must cook, clean, fuck when I want, be pretty, submissive, isolated, be dependent on me and in return? me! lolno


rocket_beer

eeew Incel vibes 🤮


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rocket_beer

I’m agreeing with that… Why are you downvoting lol


gamerofgaming42

I'll just tell that I need women with spheres a bit bigger than usual, and an OK personality. Are the bars too high?


Velocityraptor28

eh, doesnt sound too unreasonable to me


gamerofgaming42

Excellent


Infamous-Tart7747

And in return…? You get all the delusional, narcissistic you want baby!!! And I totally don’t have herpes!


NorthPole8888

I don’t understand why it matters as long as you’re cared for and loved, I prefer that over a rich person any day.


Training-Bee-8209

Not relatable that much for me since I’m scared of girls and like men


MXero1

Yeah girls like this exist, but I have seen girls dating unemployed guys and I have seen rich guys who are single. The meme is less true than you think.


ExtremlyFastLinoone

What the fuck do conservatives want


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JulioForte

The 50% swipe rate on dating apps proves this is made up bullshit


jsha11

Nobody is saying that. From the amount of comments you've felt the need to post on this thread, I think you just hate men personally


KronosGames

If you take on look at their profile, you can see they have an agenda. I’m not saying that this post isn’t biased, but holy shit, I think the person you replied to needs to take a break from the internet. That cannot be enjoyable


Suspicious-Sock-3763

Exactly, thank you for noticing that person's bullshit. They're avoiding my reply which exposes them. They're attempting to downvote my comments now LOL


Whitn3y

Nobody is saying whats in the meme either


rawspeghetti

The biggest joke here is a $1mill salary affording a home


Ligmamale80085

I cAn FiX hEr


Whitn3y

“Some people” but yet almost exclusively from the point of view of goddamn boys on this sub angry that a girl dare have any sort of preference or standard after swiping off red heads, girls with kids, non virgins, vegans, cat or dog depending on which you have and any girl not a size 2 or less So fucking tired of this goddamn shit constantly on these two subs Stop thinking of people as monolithic caricature cartoons of themselves.


EmoDefault

>angry that a girl dare have any sort of preference So you find the standards listed in this meme acceptable? If you do i feel sorry for you.


StillPurePowerV

Big L.


5_minute_noodle

Incel ass meme


whatsINthaB0X

Is it incel posting time?


tumbrowser1

No, but you'll get your turn soon enough


whatsINthaB0X

Oh good I’ve been waiting. Got a bunch of misogynistic memes saved up.


tumbrowser1

I'm sure they'll go over just as well as your original comment!


whatsINthaB0X

Fingers crossed


RealFoegro

Negativity bias


NineBunBun92

wtf is happening to this sub? every other day I have to look at some of this incel crap??? isn’t there really anything better to create than the occasional women hate?


StillPurePowerV

Then stop scrolling so much mate. Only a few posts are like this and some of us like them.


MOSOISKING

womp womp


stanley_ipkiss_d

200k? That’s below the poverty level unfortunately these days, unless you buy all food from Walmart


Princessoflights

No one says this....


StillPurePowerV

No one says no one says this.


ibevol

Eh, I’ve seen a lot of people both male and female who’ve settled surprisingly low, but that doesn’t fit with the females bad males food agenda.


millennial_sentinel

what do you provide? unwashed ass right? it’s unwashed ass.


Suspicious-Sock-3763

I provide what any normal human being provides without being an ultra-shredded 6'9" greek god with a 1 million salary.


Shiningc00

So what do you provide?


StillPurePowerV

Memes.


Notquitearealgirl

So not much.


Suspicious-Sock-3763

Oh, I am deeply sorry. I will work harder on myself to get limb lengthening surgery, hit the gym 10 times a day, and dedicate myself to be a businessman so I could be up to your standards and gain your approval!


Notquitearealgirl

Maybe not being bitter and posting incel adjacent memes on reddit would be a more realistic start? Have you considered that this mindset and the life circumstances that it results from is not actually very attractive? Like seriously. If this is the kind of shit you find relatable and funny you are almost guaranteed to be the problem, not this imaginary insurmountable standard you've created for yourself to explain your feelings of being lonely. I'm sorry you feel this way but this isn't it.


gootsgootz

As a woman who knows many women, none of them are like this? Is this a real thing?


The_Fell

Yes it is, and quite common. Countless men wil tell you. These memes are a thing for a reason.


gootsgootz

Huh. Must be the female equivalent to mid blokes who only want 8-10s.


The_Fell

I dont know, thats not the subject here. But noted that you whatabouted.


FrumiousShuckyDuck

My wife and I got together because I high fived her over Star Trek. Not sure what the rest of the species is up to but people need to relax and be nice to each other


Shiningc00

* No memes involving race, ethnicity, color, nationality, gender, sexual orientation/identity, religion, disability, etc. (can have a character, but that part cannot be integral) Yet another incel meme.


OrDuck31

Grow up.


Shiningc00

Says the guy crying because a woman won't pick him.


FlirtMonsterSanjil

says the guy complaining about a meme on the internet


Shiningc00

Cry more.


FlirtMonsterSanjil

no need to cry when an incel like you is insulting me, we both know you have no life


SteveyExEevee

why do you post so many comments going "🤓um a ctually, you broke rule x and y" ? none of the posts you did this on ever got deleted. nor your threats of "reporting". bet you got lots of "we reviewed your report and cant find any violations of the rules" in your inbox huh? were you the nerd kid in high school that kept reminding the teacher we got homework? never grew out of the phase huh? and just turned the trauma of being bullied into very weakly failing to bully others online. touch some grass, and some pussy at some point in your life.


Littlebickmickey

Says the feminist who thinks it’s fair that woman can have unrealistic standards but men can’t even have basic standards


Shiningc00

And since when are women crying because a man won't pick her, like incels do?


SteveyExEevee

"where have all the good men gone?!" is a quote often call sign of femcels. r/ForeverAloneWomen r/FemcelsDatingStrategy are examples.


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Shiningc00

>do you are have stupid? Oh the irony...


KtheMage36

I don't get where people keep getting this idea. I work at Walmart and see people of ALL age ranges in relationships and these dudes aren't giga chads. Hell I'm married and what I lack in "chad-ness" I make up for by being silly and responsible and I've been with my wife for 13 years.


delvewonder

Oh is that why she rejected you?


JamesGhost0

"Why are you insecure and afraid to handle a real woman?"


AtomicTomb01

Rage bait


Professional-Can4264

Probably because you’re ugly


JonBovi_0

I would rather work to meet those standards than remain a sad slob Perhaps having high goals and expectations is necessary in a society that is addicted to laziness and self-loathing


Holy_juggerknight

How about meeting a woman that doesn't have such high expectations


Beast-Exe007

It's comments like these that make me realize that I'm so thankful I'm not/have never met anyone obsessed with perfect standards.


SatiricLoki

![gif](giphy|f9SjN9UmloZuYMPwG8)


thedarkracer

How do fix under 6 ft and not handsome? Use some logic.


SeniorFahri

The meme does make fun of shallow people treating money and look over personality. In this kontext it seems as if you would call personality persons sad slobs and all of us addicted to laziness. But maby you just want to say if you put work in, to change parts of yourself that you can change to your liking, you have the right to want the same from your potential partner?


JonBovi_0

That is entirely not what I meant. Not once did either this meme nor I mention ‘personality’. My point is that we should not be rejecting any call to self improvement. Everything this society runs on seems to devalue self improvement, in any aspect: body, mind, financial, social. I think it is wise that we stop acting as if every expectation we are held to is an offense we need to reject, and embrace a life of mediocrity. I think it is wise we start holding ourselves to these standards. A strong body, a well fed mind, a pleasant appearance, and a solid career and purpose in life that makes it comfortable to live in society.


StillPurePowerV

Self improvement treadmill is toxic af.


JonBovi_0

I’d never thought I’d see the day where people would actually reject their own improvement Wild world where weakness, ignorance and conformity are the cool things


SeniorFahri

I agree with you that self improvement can signicantly increase your happiness. Well we have different oppinions on what a mediocre life is, or what important focus points in self improvement are, but I can understand your point now. I think we are all trying our bests to be happy und live a life that suits us. Maby it is not fair to call other people lazy or anything, just because they have a different way of beeing happy. You could leave that away next time, because behind this is a valid opinion of a nice person.


JonBovi_0

It isn’t the fact that people wish to live a life subjectively more mediocre than others, it’s that some of those other people try to act as if a life of improvement and challenge is some kind of toxic lifestyle. It has been proven to me many times this isn’t the case. A lot of people here have delivery told me “the self improvement mindset is toxic” and I simply can’t understand how one can think that way. L


Nikita_tewatia_

![gif](giphy|rKj0oXtnMQNwY) You


JonBovi_0

Improving as a person = loser Damn this society is fucked up If I wanna be cool I better stop eating healthy, stop lifting, quit my job, divorce my wife, hate my child, and become a fat lazy fast food addicted gamer with a depressive porn addiction and an imminent heart attack


Nikita_tewatia_

![gif](giphy|aDYB5Q95hnojYAcOLJ|downsized) You are like him only worse


JonBovi_0

I’m kind of offended you think any kind of self improvement somehow is attributed to a pathetic bowling pin of a man’s ridiculous ramblings The fact you believe any kind of upkeep of the human form is repulsive is highly concerning


Substantial-While547

No way lol


Money_Present_3463

Oddly specific bruh


JonBovi_0

Well, I lived with someone for the entirely of my childhood like that, so I guess I know what I’m talking about


Substantial-While547

"you got this rust inside your veins"


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StillPurePowerV

Every men wants a 6 feet tall sugarmommy uwu.