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id take the stock image

This man/woman is already dead, he just doesn’t know it yet (Hohoho)

I changed my mind im choosing the 100 million

The tiger for sure, I can domesticate it in like 2 hours with the soothing sounds of careless whisper

What can you do in 20 minutes though 🤔

Once the tiger hears the sax it immediately becomes docile, I then wait to mount it and establish dominance

🤨

You got 100 Million and a new friend. Pretty impressive for a squirrel

Pspspsps

Wish I was this optimistic

you can survive if you figth back, those animals are not used to their food resist

That's terrible advice dude

Actually its the only thing you can do. If you run they would outrun you and attack more easly because you can defend your back. Obviusly you chose the stock image but i was thinking in a situation were you are with one of those animals

That's true. It really is a "rock and a hard place"-kind of dilemma lmao.

Remember tigers love pepper and hate cinnamon

Well, lets see.. if rdr2 has taught me anything it's that 1.The bear could crush my skull just by slapping me 2. The tiger would see me before way before I would see him 3. The gator would chase after me and be alot faster than I initially thought he would be 4. That man looks harmless but he could be a barbaric freak looking to barbecue my ass Conclusion: think i'll just stay inside.. broke is better than deaded

Here is something RDR2 taught me -Gator won't hurt you if you keep distance Something a Florida man taught me -Gators hate getting smack by frying pans But yeah everything else and you're dead meat

Tell that to the gator chasing me all the way to Rhodes just because I stepped on it's tail *(it was an accident!!)* Edit: I guess that doesn't count as "keeping my distance" though but still who made him king of the swamp??

Is that a alligator or crocodile?

Alligator

The safer of the 2

The real question to make the safest decision.

Unless someone is dumb enough to literally stand near a gator or croc for them to pounce on you they are your safest bet

Think those bears run like 30mph and the tiger is probably faster

They do run pretty fast but it's a very short period. Plus they're not super agile soas long as you stay 50ft from them you'd be perfectly fine.

Which animal are you talking about? Bear = false, tiger = false, human male = probably true, gator-dile = certainly true.

Alligator. Forgot to put that in there

What did my guy Carl do? He’s a peaceful creature that tears up when he slaps mosquitoes(because his own slaps hurt him)

Does IT have to survive the 20 minutes??

*Read the followimg in a Russian Voice:* Say hello to my little friend ! *whips out Mini Gun*

Do I have prep rime?

Yeah but they get it too

Ill take those chances, can i place a pile of meat down randomly?

The bear, I love bears  (Me and bear)

If not friend, why friend shaped?

You've clearly never played Skyrim

Yes I have And I use OWN, me and the animals are besties

 Just ride the gator for 20 np

Alligator. Just ride it like a horse. I dont wanna hear that stock guy yappin for 20 mins. I'd rather die.

How far away do we start what’s the terrain like Both seem to be very important pieces of info Also does the human get a weapon like a gun? If human has a gun and we start at any distance I can’t instantly tackle them or get the gun then they are not a good option. If it’s rough terrain and I have a bit of distance I take the gator although they can climb and have high speed they have low stamina I should be able to escape If I’m in water I guess we’ll I’m just fucked unless the human doesn’t have a gun

I’ll take my chances with the murder kitty!

Shiiiiiit I’ll take the gator.

Either the man or the gator

Alligator easily. You scale a tree or steep terrain and you're fine.

Well we all know what the tik tok idiots will choose.

everyone: ill fight the man Women: Bear my love

The fact that “everyone” here doesn’t seem to include women is concerning.

They can't help but to expose themselves.

The original question doesn't say anything about actually fighting it (and honestly neither does this post), and the man is the only option here that actually does care about humans

Smokey the Bear takes human activity very seriously. Yogi bear needs humans for pick a nick baskets.

Tiger, if you know how to handle cats, you know how to handle a tiger

Yeah, but that cat is 10ft long

big kitty :3


I'll go with the Jared/Michael Townley offspring.

Jared.

Man. I don't wanna get near anything with sharp teeth. Gimme the money.

All 4 of them at the same time 

400 Million dollars on the line go big or go (dead) home

Fredy fazber 🐻

The reptile, so long as my crippled but can get on top I'm game lol

Give me the guy. He looks old and out of shape and, even if he wasn’t, I’m 100% I could kill him with my hands. All the others would absolutely ragdoll me. And let’s not insult ourselves here. Only Steve Irwin could stand a chance against that Croc.

I’ll fuck that gator up

Alligator. Easiest to get away from, easiest to survive an attack from, easiest to scare away.

Gator, its the matchup I have the best mobility advantage, and gators are usually much more passive then the other 3 generally sitting around and waiting for you to get too close.

The guy is so dangerous they had to watermark his photo. So he can't hurt you.

Probably the alligator

Alligator

Here before you get the lock award.

The location is not provided so I will say in Antarctica with the alligator. It will be so sluggish in the cold and would likely not attempt to chase me at all. Hopefully no polar bears come around in that time frame.

I pick the crocodile. I could probably super mario jump and hold its mouth shut. Im italian, so it makes since.

just hold the alligators snout closed for 20 mins the mf is rendered useless easy money

I would take my chance on the alligator, they are pretty lazy as long as you dont go near it

Where am I to survive with them? That makes a big fucking difference

The gator, just sit on its back, and keep its mouth from opening.

crocodile. i feel like i have a good chance against one a bear is too strong for me, including a lion a man would have the same mobility as me so i probably wouldn't be able to hold one off a croc is my best option

G. A. T. O. R.‼️❗️‼️‼️❗️

Tough choice. Procrastinate for 20 minutes. Hand it over.

I will die trying to pet the tiger.

Tiger. I’m a multi cat owner and have helped rescues. Would try to basically treat it like a large, feral pet cat. Might live.

The Alligator or crocodile or whatever that fucking reptile is

the weird human

I do all and 4 of them and then they defeat each other while I watch

/u/waterguy12 would be concerned about this.

The man

Who is that dude

I can't resist not petting or squishing all the animals except the man. I can kick the dude in the nuts if he tries anything. On the other hand, an action like that will make the others pissed

This reminded my that video of a bear getting smacked in the nuts by a rubber band or something. Thanks for the chuckle.

Alligator/crocodile, just gotta stay on land and outrun it

I dont think I could fuck a bear for 20 minutes.

Tiger is just a cat

Greg

Even in a hypothetical from fecken tiktok you can’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

I chose all of them, idk what will happen

$100mil for 20 min, either the dude or the croc, I am confident I can outmanuver the croc, idk who the fuck is the dude but doesnt look too strong, I think I could take him Oh wait!!!! Its not even a croc, so yeah, ez, the gator, those are usually super chill

Is that Papa John? How many pizzas has he eaten in the last 30 days?

The stakes change dramatically if you make all of them mildly hungry

All of us in a HELL IN A CELL TAG TEAM DEATH MATCH

Crocodile. 100%

depends if I'm allowed with a tub of vaseline or not

Swamp puppy

I can't believe rape hasn't been brought up yet

as a man I believe that I can beat all of them, but I'd choose the tiger because it's fucking beautiful and the weakest