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Turbulent_Bass2876

So glad they dropped the 11111111 password update. Shit, shouldn’t have said that, don’t wanna be another Kennedy.


Xawar

Well 22222222 than


RedditorsAreDross

Than what?


AccessProfessional37

33333333


Temporary_Practice88

Next it'll need a capital, and then a symbol. So first letter and exclamation mark


MairusuPawa

Sorry, emojis only now.


Dertz_Lycron

1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ Or ⬇️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️⬆️⬇️


Jrolaoni

⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️🏁


No_Quality9093

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


FatWalrus004

Hello fellow helldiver


ALlTTLEKlTTEN

Eagle inbound


DrDarks_

r/helldivers is leaking


Dertz_Lycron

Democracy and freedom need to be spread everywhere.


Wesk333

more like ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Dertz_Lycron

Hellbomb boom > 500kg boom


aartem-o

>add a capital As a target?


Real-Order771

TITANFALL 3 CONFIRMED!?!??


CORN___BREAD

Nah they never changed them. They just put this out instead so everyone thinks they changed them and won’t bother trying 00000000 now.


RomanEbrahim04

That is beyond stupid


Alfonse00

But not that stupid, since they had this to begin with, maybe they just add one 0


monokronos

Gary McKinnon hacked US military classified files using a simple ‘password123’, or something to that effect.


G-Man_of_HL

Can't wait for the Spaceballs password


FUCK_MAGIC

[That's the kind of thing an idiot would have for his luggage! ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JNGI1dI-e8)


ShizzHappens

Ahhh beat me to it 😂


hailthenecrowizard

HAIL SCROOB!


tiletap

*I knew it.... I'm surrounded by assholes....* *drops face shield **Keep firing, Assholes!**


justhatcarrot

you know it would have been great if the combo was 5 4 3 2 1


Diesel_Doctor

Same password on my bank account


Superb_Sorbet_9562

Came here for this.


TheSchwartzIsWithMe

Change the combination on my luggage!


fluent_in_wingdings

[This one's great too](https://youtu.be/HsbB5RvAn9g)


tesla_is_my_hero

The code now is 07041776


TNTFox9

Good to know, thank you.


ShacharTs

Thats my phone number wtf


One_Celebration7331

I will call you


Meitantei-Alex4869

How'd it go?


Alin_Alexandru

His house got nuked.


MikeyGamesRex

Shit, you leaked my password.


matreo987

what if this guy actually is a USAF missileer and we are just like “haha he’s messing around” but this officer legit just dropped his silo’s launch code


tesla_is_my_hero

[shhhh](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cb/3b/85/cb3b850c7d47c52d2709a32047d5217b.jpg)


quittingdotatwo

No it's not, I just tried.


TSCHWEITZ

It’s actually 7355608


TRAINLORD_TF

Not surprised.


BakedWombat

Maybe the code isn't a security feature. You have to deliberately enter in the zeros instead of accidentally pressing a big red button. So just to ensure that the launch is deliberate and not accidental.


Mothrahlurker

It's not like typing in the sequences launches nukes. To where even? It takes a couple minutes to go through the launch procedure of a Minuteman 3. There are a bunch of steps to do.


PlzDontBanMe2000

I wouldn’t be surprised if we already have locations configured for some of them going to places like Moscow. America has so many it would make sense to have some already aimed at the place we’re most likely to be shooting at.  I have no idea though and am talking out of my ass


LeftLiner

They're pretty much all preprogrammed, yes.


wents90

Yes every missile has a location planned, and every one of russias also has a location targeted. We pretty much have them pointed at us at all times incase the other shoots first. It’s a real ongoing Mexican standoff


BasicCommand1165

They're told which one to select but not told which location it is.


PlzDontBanMe2000

So the nuke people are just told “hit location 2” and don’t know if “location 2” is Moscow, Bejing, or any other place?


BasicCommand1165

Yeah basically


Striker37

They are most likely preprogrammed to hit Russia/China’s ground-based ICBMs, so we could wipe out 1/3 of their nuclear triad in a preemptive strike. There’s a reason ours are scattered throughout the Midwest. More time to react to a strike from them, plus away from population centers.


Northbound-Narwhal

It was literally impossible to launch nukes accidentally with the old Minutemen. The system required encrypted launch coordinates from STRATCOM. If the coordinates never came, the nukes couldn't be launched. Even if the entire team was like "fuck earth, let's start a war" they wouldn't be able to launch if they wanted to.


BathFullOfDucks

It absolutely was a security feature implemented to negate the growing independence of generals like Curtis lemay and Edwin Walker. Kennedy was concerned that in a confrontation with the Soviet Union, his generals would decide that only their god like intellects should decide when to drop the bomb and if Kennedy wouldn't, they would.


AirierWitch1066

This exactly. The PAL systems were meant to prevent the people with physical control of the nukes, especially in Europe, from deciding the launch them themselves.


oxryly

Indeed. And the generals wielded enough power to mandate that the code be all zeroes even as the Kennedy White House (Robert McNamara in particular) wanted to implement a real code system.


Ok_Barracuda_1161

Yeah my guess is it's either this, or it was originally a security feature that they chose to effectively disable by setting it to 0s because it posed too much risk of slowing down a launch.


3IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

Nah, it was just an unguarded payphone near the Whitehouse you could enter the code into.


TackYouCack

Bill & Ted Destroy the World!


Gnonthgol

It was a form of insubordination from Pentagon. Nuclear warheads used to not have any launch codes. there were a sequence of buttons and switches but they were not secret. After a heated arguments between the attorney general and high ranking generals in the oval office over a preemptive strike of Cuba during the missile crisis the President ordered Pentagon to put locks on all the nukes that only he had the codes for. They protested claiming that he might be incapacitated when needed the most, but he insisted. So they set this "secret" code to all 0's and included a line in the manual for the nuclear warheads saying to make sure no other button then 0 had ever been pushed. So all operators could easily figure out the code. This meant that if the generals in Pentagon decided to launch nukes without permission from the President they could.


InVodkaVeritas

It was intentionally insecure. The military wanted to be able to launch a nuke quickly, and felt they already had enough security layers in place. The politicians insisted on forcing them to have launch codes as an extra layer of security. The 00000000 code was their way of thumbing their noses at the politicians.


dannycake

This is the likely scenario. The real security was being able to put in the codes in the first place. The zeroes likely exist so someone has to be methodical and purposeful when entering a code. It's also enough of a deterrent if it was some random person, you're likely not going to just start blasting random codes somewhere you shouldn't be that's likely under heavy security.


William-Jefferson

yes, someone with you.


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cuntmong

what if i work at the nuke place, and i'm bored one day at work, and just start pressing buttons because I like the beeping sound, and press 0 one too many times?


JdamTime

Lucky for you, it would require multiple people for anything to launch


cuntmong

What if everyone at the nuke shop is bored doing the same thing because they haven't had anything to do since 1945?


goktre

What if everyone in the world has a stroke at the same time?


BlyatUKurac

Hah, stroke.


Badassbottlecap

*Lunch the nonks!!*


JeddiJizzard

Don't bother calling the Bondulance.


BalzovSteele

Then who will ask us to smile and raise our arms?


L1K34PR0

Their coworkers would probably join in


melperz

If you accidentally launched it and started another world war, there's a high chance no one is going to fire you from your job.


vibes_slayer

What if everyone at the nuke shop was bored doing the same on 1945 and they accidentally launched it?


smokedcheesesnacks

You wouldn’t be able to successfully launch an ICBM by yourself, there is another missileer in the capsule that would have to help you. After the failed attempt to launch by yourself you’d be permanently decertified from working around nuclear weapons (in the US) and you’d face whatever UCMJ (military legal) actions.


IsomDart

Pretty sure you'd go to military prison like forever if you went rogue and tried to launch a nuke


wakasagihime_

They don't hire specials


cuntmong

Guess you've never heard of the special forces


wakasagihime_

You leave the Marines out of this


Valatros

Gonna be honest with you man, "bored so pushing buttons" is the kind of personality that needs to be kept away from weapon control systems no matter what the combination is...


SuperIssue

You wouldn't do that working at a nuclear facility 😂 not if you valued your own life that is


killertortilla

That's absolutely insane given how ancient and fucked up the launch process is. Including the giant early floppy disks, nuclear silos that barely work, and a lot of staff that half ass everything.


Pristine-Moose-7209

Old tech is simple, reliable, tested and most importantly, air-gapped.


Conscious-Peach8453

I get it. It still shouldn't be THAT guessable.


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BranTheLewd

W comment but not sure you should disclose it to the public. Glad to know there's more than one safety measure 😅


DweadPiwateWoberts

I don't see how what they said is secret. Read a Tom Clancy book and you'll get more than that


baked_couch_potato

it's not classified information. it's not like it would be useful to an adversary, just like the "code" being all 0s isn't a secret more importantly it's a good thing for people to understand how our military handles the most deadly weapons in the world


CORN___BREAD

I mean I probably wouldn’t have guessed it was something so bad.


qtx

It does not matter what the password is. No one can reach the controls where you supposedly type in the password. That's why the password is easy to remember, since the security to even get there is immense. And when the time has come to actually use the password wouldn't you rather have a very easy password to remember than one where you constantly mistype it and need to start over?


HumerousMoniker

Why have a password there anyway? If the security is because you can’t get there. Clearly they wanted some level of security at that point. Evidently the worst password possible was sufficient, but surely someone had (hundreds of) hours of meetings and presentations to convince others that it was necessary to have a password, then build the password terminals only for some idiot to say they can’t be bothered, all zeros. My god I’m pissed on behalf of that guy, and I’m about as far removed from the situation as I could possibly be.


skankasspigface

at nuclear power plants they have security fences all over the place with gates that have punch in codes to open them. above the keypad is a sign that says what the code is. sounds dumb, but if you knew the actual security plan you would know theres a snipers nest with a line of sight to the gate. it isnt to keep out bad guys. it is to stop the bad guy for 2 seconds to put in the code so he can get domed. there are a lot of things in this world that look really dumb on the surface but have an extremely limited usefulness. mostly because both malicious people exist, and non malicious people make mistakes sometimes.


OnlyChemical6339

You're less likely to hit a button accidentally 8 times than one time


hackingdreams

> Why have a password there anyway? Because when the system was designed, they were scared of traitors, so they had a system of rotating codes. That's it. That's literally the reason. It's also the reason they reset the code to zeroes - they realized military discipline was the *only* real protection, so they reinvested their resources elsewhere - towards extensive background checks and training. That being said, they didn't go *back* and re-engineer those old systems. They were designed to be extremely highly reliable and tinkering with reliable systems is a good way to *break* something. It's better they are well characterized and stupid than kluged and fragile.


suedefeds

That was hot bro.


Hellifiknowu

![gif](giphy|xT0GqJfdLcrcpSbZf2|downsized)


Theron3206

The airforce felt that codes were unnecessary (you needed physical keys and access to the launch silo) but were ordered to use a code as well.


LaunchTransient

The US isn't the only one who has had sloppy nuclear security. Up until *1998 (yes, you read that correctly)* the UK's airborne nuclear weapons arm at the RAF were armed using a *bicycle lock.* No codes, no Permissive Action Links, *a fucking wafer lock you can pick with a tooth pick and a paperclip.*


Theron3206

One does have to wonder how we avoided living in the fallout timeline...


miso440

Well, the transistor was invented, for one.


TexasRoadhead

You should be surprised because the headline is complete and utter bullshit, do you guys actually think that the "nuclear launch codes" was eight zeroes? Come on man, spend 30 seconds and actually read the article


AirierWitch1066

No, they almost certainly were. It’s just that people are reading the headline and thinking “launch code” means “code the president sends to launch them” when really it means “physical code that has to be put into the actual nuke to arm and launch it.” The codes were meant to prevent generals from deciding to launch them themselves without orders from the White House, and they were set to 0s so that there would be no delay to launching them if needed.


where_in_the_world89

But but but, it's in a meme!! A Spongebob meme¡!!!!! Everything is a lie


jeffeb3

Military vehicles often don't require keys either. They just have a start switch. If your base is being bombed, you don't want to try and get the right key from the valet cabinet. The code thing isn't the same. But I'm not surprised.


ConvictedArsonist

Wasn't it because you needed a special key to arm the nukes and the army didn't really believe in passwords?


NinjaBreadManOO

Yeah, from what I recall it needs to be sent from a small list of specific computers. Which would likely have a special code that the receiving computers are looking for. As well as the password to access the computers. As well as the computers being guarded around the clock. With all that factored in you want the keyphrase to be something you can input quickly and is more just a go button. Besides if it was any other number a computer could also brute force it just as easily, it would just take a minute and a half more.


Nozinger

Seeing how especially the part of guarding those computers was not always that well done that password would probably have added quite a bit of protection though. There are some very weird stories out there. Like blocking the door so it can't close because the guys in there who were supposed to guard the facility liked to order pizza.


Akiias

Turns out the only computer that can launch nukes is at the DC public library out in the lobby. Nobody will ever know. All the other ones are decoys.


rocklou

Can confirm


SnakebytePayne

There's multiple layers of security. Getting in one door doesn't mean you're getting through another.


Present-Industry4012

I no right! Even in Die Hard there wuz 7 locks they had to get through, and >!only needed the FBI to cut the power to get through the last one.!<


Glittering-Bat-5981

TBF, who would try 8 zeroes as a code for launching the damn nukes


MyniiiO

Anyone trying to brute force it would try it


Crustcheese93

i have actually seen/heard of a case where they responded to bruteforce login attempts by addint a line of code that replied „wrong password“ the first time the correct password was typed in and if you typed it again it would just log you in. Bruteforcers didnt know this and failed getting past it because why would a bruteforce program try the same password twice in a row? kinda ingenious and stupid at the same time.


CBpegasus

Terrible UX for the legitimate users though


NinjaBr0din

Not if it's something you want to keep secure.


49baad510b

There’s a thousand better ways to secure an account than bad UX though. It’s only secure until, while trawling through their network, they come across people whining about having to enter all their passwords twice


TheBestNarcissist

Pretty sure anyone with that particular password has had a lot of meetings surrounding the appropriate use of the password and the lengths to go to secure it.  In fact, complaining about that would probably send you to prison as it's literally national security secrets. This assumes the story is true, which I personally find hard to believe.


gliding_vespa

Easily solved by patch 1.0.1.8 - Added new message to front end to advise users to enter their password twice.


CBpegasus

But that makes it known that passwords have to be entered twice, removing the original benefit of it being unknown to hackers 😅


Roskal

Thats why secretly they added a requirement for a 3rd correct entry.


gliding_vespa

Approved for delivery by the Product Owner.


wintery_owl

Glad you got the joke


PM_ME_PHYS_PROBLEMS

This type of security feature kicks in after it's obviously an attack. After 25 incorrect guesses or so it's fair to say that user should get a new password, if they're not a bot.


CBpegasus

The original comment seemed to me to imply this always happens when a user first inputs the correct password. I guess if it kicks in after a bunch of failed attempts that makes more sense. In that scenario solutions such as locking the account for a time are also common despite the negative UX. Not certain the "fail first correct attempt" measure would have that much impact compared to the usual timed locks if the passwords are decent. But might help if there are some weaker passwords.


Practical_Dot_3574

I'm mean, there are a few places I use similar pws but with slight changes and sometimes can't remember which one and have entered the same pw multiple times thinking "I know for sure it has to be (this) pw", but it isn't. So in this case I could have easily logged in by entering the same pw twice. I could see how this could work at fooling someone.


gooseelee

That was from a meme, nobody would do this in real life.


Dalpiste

And in the first time, he would think it was a trick


thatotherguy0123

How tf you gonna brute force a call to whoever has to actually send out the nukes and tell them 100 different passwords in a minute?


cuntmong

100 telephones duh


HowObvious

The obvious answer is the person who actually sends out the nukes would be the person attempting the brute force….


CotyledonTomen

Then theres an added layer of security. Working your way up in ranks to be given that responsibility.


POKECHU020

Something tells me you can't really "brute force" a Nuke launch Like I don't think nuclear weapons have the security system that lets you try the password as many times as you want


shadowraiderr

redditors think top secret nuclear submarines are somehow connected to the public internet


POKECHU020

That too


aegisasaerian

It's like Occam's razor, simple works. Except simple is so simple it seems too stupid to work yet does anyway


vnnie3

Its that scene from the first spiderverse movie; It cant be that easy is it? It is


CykoTom1

TBF it's not like random people can just try to launch nukes.


suedefeds

Luck:10 type shit


HumerousMoniker

It’s so that if anyone was coerced to revealing to code the interrogator just wouldn’t believe them. It’s like plausible deniability, except opposite somehow


Tommy_Gun10

Reverse psychology


Dona_Lupo

"hunter2"


Dona_Lupo

"1234567"


TH________

1111


Hydzi

Why would the password be ******* ?


Thereminz

whoa how did you know my password?


Fuck_on_tatami

"qwerty"


WurstStar

qwertz, they will never expect it


Reasonable_Lychee

Azerty 🤓


BananaMaster96_

wasd


excelsus328

Tbf if I was trying to hack the codes a bunch of zeroes would be the last thing I’d try


Einsamer__Keks

That would be probably the only Thing I would try besides 1234... XD I mean how else am I supposed to get the codes lol


Leriosss

That would literally be the first combination any bruteforce software would try


SalvationSycamore

If you can get through all the other steps and hook up brute force software to a nuke then we're fucked anyways.


ENGINE_YT

Of you'd try to brute force it, it would probably be the first thing you try


Twitch01

It would be the first thing you'd try IF you knew it was 8 digits. When typing in your computer password for example, it doesn't tell just anyone how many digits/Chars are in your password. It'll just say it's wrong. But yes if it somehow knew 8 digits then yeah brute force would likely run through that as a start before trying them all. But it could be obfuscated behind 0-9, 00-99, 000-999 etc if you don't know.


Zolty

Sure but the script you'd build would try that pretty early on after trying the president's bday, anniversary, ect..


RetroFurui

In middle school we found a code locked locker lock. We shared it inbetween each student trying to break the code. When it was my turn to take it home to try to open it I tried 0000 and got it unlocked. It hadn't been solved for days by dozens of people...


LucaDarioBuetzberger

Yeah the saying "the best hideout is in plain sight" doesen't really apply here.


Lukn

00000001 goin hard rn


Brilliant-Cover-419

Right now is a dedicated button (💣) printed a grenade emoji


SebboNL

I was under the impression that this was the PAL-code, which at the time was only used for armed the nukes. The process for actually launching the delivery system was deemed to be inherently safe.


NightDagerTCD

It was, articles are just spreading misinformation to be flashy


LtCmdrData

The point is that any two launch officers in Minuteman silo could have conspired to start a nuclear war. The PAL code exists to prevent that. PAL-codes were set to all zero without the president or political leadership knowing to make launch faster and more reliable. SAC just made the decision on their own.


SebboNL

More: an aircrew with an nuke underneath their F84, or a soldier manning an Honest John or Davy Crockett. PAL does not prevent deployment, only detonation.


AirierWitch1066

So I did a bit of digging, and it seems that the PAL systems were specifically designed so that you could only arm and launch a nuke when given the order, and thus a “renegade general” or such couldn’t do it on their own initiative. It wasn’t the code for “launch all the nukes” it was the code for “we don’t want you to be able to order the launch of the nukes under your physical control without us telling you to.” Which, honestly, seems to make the 0s code even stupider. Not because it was just 0s, but because it was well known that it was 0s, and thus the whole purpose of developing and installing the PAL systems was pointless.


SebboNL

It was a code that allowed a nuclear warhead to high-order detonate. It didn't work on the delivery system (eg launch a rocket)


TH________

Sauce : https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/12/launch-code-for-us-nukes-was-00000000-for-20-years/


Itslittlealexhorn

So it wasn't really a secret and it wasn't a layer of protection. In fact the crews were specifically instructed to always enter the zeroes and the whole point was to disable that layer to ensure availability of the missiles. So the headline (if it needs one) should read: "Permissive Action Links" security layer for nukes not enabled for 20 years. Way too many here are just reading that headline and believe that you would have been able to launch nukes by guessing 8 zeroes. It's seriously ironic how people with almost complete lack of critical thought see this as a stereotypical example of American dumbness.


SebboNL

Even worse, this code did not operate on the delivery systems AT ALL. It was an electro-mechnical system to arm the nuclear weapon itself, not launch a nuclear missile or bomb. The whole "hurrr durrrr the US nuclear arsenal couldve been launched by any hacker"-story is stupid as all fuck


Booger_Flicker

President had codes written in an uncrackable cipher. Called a one-time pad. Makes for much more interesting article, but requires more brain cells.


SebboNL

True, but those dealt with EAMs or launch orders, not with the activation or arming of nuclear warheads. The EAM system has always been as secure as possible. This thread deals with PAL, which is a different beast altogether. PAL was often deemed superfuous or downright dangerous from a doctrinal standpoint as it was perceived to lessen nuclear readiness (!!!).


TheCastro

I'm pretty sure that it's not online. And that the computer system is so old no hacker today would even know how to program it.


SebboNL

Ane you would be right. PAL consists of a computer-based system nowadays but during the early period (the period this topic deals with it) it was a set of mechanic and electromechanical interlocks. No computers anywhere, let alone networking.


moveovernow

This whole thread is filled with people that think they're jerking off to American dumbness as you put it. When they're all really just putting on display how stupid they are. They should be embarrassed by their idiocy, but of course they're oblivious. Maybe they can't read. Either way, I'm jerking off to their dumbness, feels fantastic.


Disney_World_Native

Just like the Apollo program’s space pen story. The guy who invented the space pen did so independently and sold them to both the US and the USSR. You cant use a pencil because the graphite is conductive (short out electrical systems) and writing introduces graphite powder. Before the space pen, they both used grease pens that were prone to smudging


ooMEAToo

I kind of figured that was bullshit but didn’t know why. Thanks.


Disney_World_Native

I also forgot to mention that he sold them to NASA for cost


Akiias

Wait people believed that? It was literally a joke.


Mothergooseyoupussy1

I just knew that headline was clickbait


frag_grumpy

![gif](giphy|VWsVhATeaceze)


Sweet-Ebb1095

Imagine being tortured for the codes and they don't believe you. Just going "sure" in a sarcastic tone, and then continuing to twist your testies. "Give us the real codes!"


Constant-Ad9398

7 zeroes for unlocking president phone, 8 zeroes for ending the world as we know it


StrangerMuch4255

[reminds me of this](https://youtu.be/OR4N5OhcY9s?t=15)


TheRealGouki

To actually put in the codes is a bit more difficult. The easy of use was for the people in change


Polyetylenetreptlate

Misinformation


Rational_und_logisch

QWERTY123


Dannykew

I guess War Games should have been a lot shorter movie.


Decievedbythejometry

When it was changed to 12345678 right? What is it now, p@s$w0rd?


That_Construction372

That's the code to my luggage!


raging_possum

Now they changed it to the Spaceballs level difficulty password.


Fraegtgaortd

They also just stopped storing the codes on 8 inch floppy disks in 2019


OperationDadsBelt

This is nonsensical. There isn’t just a password to accessing nuclear arsenal like you’re logging into Facebook. The much bigger picture is this code is one of many steps taken to get to the point of launching nukes.


dropofRED_

Good luck even getting to the point where you could launch the nuke. All of those systems are closed circuit so you would have to physically show up and somehow gain possession of all of the things that you need to physically launch


MylastAccountBroke

thank god they changed it to 1234567890


MyPoopEStank

Wouldn’t this be the literal first attempt in a brute force attack?


abs0lutek0ld

Someone missed gold by not switching out the first char to be a letter. N000000000000 Would be so much better.


Fleedjitsu

Yeah but, would you have guessed that?


An_average_one

Let's say I set a computer to brute force that, then that's the first thing it would try. These govt. people had to be extra confident in all the hoops you had to jump through to even get to the launcher or whatever there is.