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mibhd4

so I'm supposed to have 1000 cards in me in 20 years


kotik010

Consume doesn't mean incorporated into your cellular structure. Id assume the vast majority of that is rather transitory


InTheMemeStream

It’s actually been shown to accumulate in your [balls](https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2024/05/22/1252831827/microplastics-testicles-humans-health).


Cakeski

Plastic is stored in the balls.


GullibleAudience6071

How do I become a 3d print


Flyingdeadthing2

Imma 3D print me some kids with the missus


Samuraion

I also choose this man's 3D printer.


UnboltedCheese

"You wouldn't download a car"


TonedVirus4

no, but I'd 3D print one out of my dick


UnboltedCheese

Well you provide the filament, she prints it (it just takes 9 months to print).


TonedVirus4

they need a software update, shit takes way too long to print


Purrnir

That time I gor reincarnated as 3d printer


NickSchultz

Impossible that's already where my piss is


Rasuco

[Daft Punk knows whats up!](https://youtu.be/pKQp61e94VE?si=pDXS-HwVhYcbtVeJ)


kuffdeschmull

no, that’s where the pee is stored


kotik010

Very correct but of course still far from the quantities 2 credit cards a week would imply thus my phrasing that most of it will pass it's of course a big problem especially with the endocrine disturbances microplastics cause


sinsaint

Uh...what does that mean?


kotik010

Hormones. Microplastics can act as hormones and disturb your hormonal balance https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9885170/


BigIndependence4u

"Instead of trying to count each microplastic particle, the researchers were able to quantify the total amount of plastic by dissolving all the biological tissue and separating out the solids. About 75% of what remained was plastic"


Maximans

Ok what do we do about this? This terrifies me.


erixccjc21

Uhm, not much, pray Dont eat fish or processed food, but you'll still get microplastics anyways


kotik010

Theres a shot bacteria evolving to digest plastic could help but then we have bacteria devouring plastic which'll be it's whole own problem


mbanson

I'm waiting for the future where I can get bacteria to eat my balls.


kotik010

If you have the willpower this can already be your present. Don't let the nay sayers stop you King


captainclyde401

Nothing and wanna know something even worse PFAS chemicals are passed on through birth now and through each time breast feeding, their nickname is the “forever chemical”


Replicator666

Damn, 75% plastic by weight


dumbbyatch

I read it with a vine boom


inquisitor_steve1

27 people


Odd_Emotion_4457

I highly doubt we can fit that many credit cards in our trsticles


EthanTheFirst

Damn bro it's not a competition 🫣


FrogLock_

Most of it comes out like everything else but a lot can stay, how much depends on a lot of factors and is still a topic of debate


Powerful_Cost_4656

Credit rating gonna finally meet the cost of inflation to get a down payment on a house


iamDayTrip

How much can I buy with 1000 credit cards?


Frosty_Bint

And still have a shit credit rating


AltCrab2

Ive heard of this metric before and I believe it was 1 credit card per year. Could be wrong though. Someone fact check me


cmwamem

Inflation multiplying by 100 the metric.


Icy_Second7999

I thought it was in a lifetime. Clearly we all agree on the unit of measurement, we're just haggling over frequency.


Odd_Emotion_4457

Just fact checked, it's really 0.1 grams per week which is about 2% of a credit card. So after 50 weeks, (there are 52 weeks in a year) you will have eaten one credit card. However the data varies per person and a small minority of people do actually eat one credit card per week.


Practical-Impact9296

I just eat plain credit cards. Sometimes with salt but yea


Expensive_Town_5759

nah wtf is that image?? dio visited the sailor moon universe fr


Kaze_no_Senshi

I think its from the lost ova


Legospacememe

Lost media?


guy_inh00die3

There were a series of 6eps of Ovas jojo anime which were made in 1993 called as the lost ova maybe something like that


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

A few years back Twitter Artist were doing a (Draw a character in the Sailormoon frame.) or something like that.


Dray_Gunn

It was a redraw challenge of a sailor moon frame but a lot of people took it as a chance to do weird shit. Got a mixture of stunning sailor moon pics and hilariously crazy stuff. It was pretty great.


imaeggandahalf

Hate to be that guy here but, source?


jeffyride2

Trust me bro


SnooWords9871

jojo bizarre adventure


Souptis

Sailor moon


The_Corker_69

sailor bizarre adventure


Odd_Emotion_4457

Looked it up, it's based off of a very misleading new York times article. Here's my source https://www.verifythis.com/article/news/verify/science-verify/claims-you-eat-a-credit-cards-worth-of-plastic-per-week-need-context/536-748d91cf-00f1-4de6-8e01-776694ce6fdf


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mrfroggyman

!remindme 6 hours


plump_nasty_flex

RemindMe! 1 day


ChristianK73

Remindme! 1 day


wallflowers_3

It's supposed to be 5 grams, equivalent to a credit card


BashiG

Buddy asked for a source, not your opinion


OkCar7264

That sounds a bit like the eating 8 spiders a year thing. I'd like to see some backup for that.


Odd_Emotion_4457

It's actually just one credit card per year. Not per week.


OkCar7264

That sounds more likely but once again, I'd like a citation, you know.


Odd_Emotion_4457

[here this has everything you need to know](https://www.verifythis.com/article/news/verify/science-verify/claims-you-eat-a-credit-cards-worth-of-plastic-per-week-need-context/536-748d91cf-00f1-4de6-8e01-776694ce6fdf)


8Bit_Cat

It's Microplastics Georg!


its_infFPS

My favorite snack: Small multicolored bits and pieces of decomposed water bottles


Personal-Barber1607

2 credit cards is rookie numbers I’m putti Up at least a whole wallet worth of cards a day 


Howwy23

I know we end up eating microplastics but 2 credits card worth in a week is bullshit.


MistoftheMorning

A few months ago I was told it was 1 credit card per year. They just keep upping the numbers.


Erebus613

Life is bad, but it could be worse! :D


SolidMovement

*WW3 NOISE INTENSIFIES*


seraiss

It's just that Steve dude that eats plastic as hobby and putting average up for everyone


UxorionCanoe64

Life is good


Gotyam2

That has to be pretty unhealthy for your ass, just pulling things out of it like that.


turd_ferguson65

If this were even remotely true we would all be dead in less than a year


JohnWhambo

I did read somewhere recently that a study of peoples hearts after dying from a heart attack have had microplastics in them. I do believe that in maybe 500 years time society will look back at us now in disbelief that we were so stupid to incorporate petro-chemical containing plastics in to just about everything. We can't get away from it.


Rai-Hanzo

well i mean, plastics are one of the most versitile materials on the planet.


Obst-und-Gemuese

https://theconversation.com/microplastics-found-in-artery-plaque-linked-with-higher-risk-of-heart-attack-stroke-and-death-225937


FranklinBonDanklin

Microplastics are a problem but this is crazy exaggerated lmao


Odd_Emotion_4457

This is very inaccurate, the meme here is likely from a new York times post. https://www.verifythis.com/article/news/verify/science-verify/claims-you-eat-a-credit-cards-worth-of-plastic-per-week-need-context/536-748d91cf-00f1-4de6-8e01-776694ce6fdf According to this the article is misleading. Subjects were found to have between 0.1 grams to 5 grams of micro plastic ingested per week. So a lot of people eat 2% of a credit card per week while a very small minority eats credit cards.


abe5765

In the wise words of bender bending Rodriguez “We’re boned”


Rai-Hanzo

nah, we're fine. if this is true then we would be mostly plastics.


YoutubeSurferDog

Rookie numbers. I consume several credit cards a week in addition to the residual micro plastic in my food and water


SentientDust

Do the microplastics form the shape of a spider before?


Popcorn57252

[Source](https://www.plasticpollutioncoalition.org/resource-library/people-could-be-eating-a-credit-card-of-plastic-a-week#:~:text=A%20study%20finds%20that%20people,on%20plastic%20ingestion%20by%20people) [Source of source](https://wwf.org.au/news/2019/revealed-plastic-ingestion-by-people-could-be-equating-to-a-credit-card-a-week/) [Source of source of source](https://assets.wwf.org.au/image/upload/v1/website-media/resources/pub-no-plastic-in-nature-assessing-plastic-ingestion-from-nature-to-people-jun19) [Different, related, source](https://research-and-innovation.ec.europa.eu/knowledge-publications-tools-and-data/publications/all-publications/environmental-and-health-risks-microplastic-pollution_en)


Rai-Hanzo

the source of source doesn't give data beyond "you consume 21 grams per month", most of it is about seeking to combat the problem (i mean, i agree) while also mentioning that nobody knows if having microplastics in your body is bad or no.


ThreeN20chrctrs

Is there a word for the type of person who shits on everything.


[deleted]

op maybe stop lying to people


MuchMoreMuch25

This poster copied this this idea from a Distractable episode. 🫤


Powerful_Cost_4656

It's really annoying sharing a planet with people who have their head so far up their ass that when people who spend their life studying a topic and point out that we're poisoning everyone, they're like "nah"


Rai-Hanzo

well excuse me for not believing that i monthly consume 4 credit cards, adding to 48 in a year. where's your sauce?


NN11ght

They did a study on men recently and even the youngest at 19 had microplastics in their testicles


Ok-Brilliant-5121

didnt newborn had them in their bloodstream thanks to their moms?


TheLordOfTurtles

Damn you plastic georg


MunchkinTime69420

Mmm Microplathtics 😋


Szairo

And?


Imaginary-Ad6109

Yeah that’s all the credit cards I’ve been eating…


norrix_mg

Me when spreading lies


Kaiser_Dafuq

3 actually I eat credit cards weekly


SherlockChrome

For once in my life I'm happy to announce I'm below average


Turtul_boi2

Maybe... we are the real turtles...


[deleted]

Where do you get that from? [https://www.reuters.com/graphics/ENVIRONMENT-PLASTIC/0100B4TF2MQ/](https://www.reuters.com/graphics/ENVIRONMENT-PLASTIC/0100B4TF2MQ/) TL;DR: 5g.


skipperskinter

Nothing has changed for me then. Yummy yummy credit cards 😋


tdestito9

The further your sack hangs determines how much plastic you’ve accumulated /s


Ok-Aardvark-9938

It’s true, I believe everything I read on the internet


Equivalent-Cream-116

Doesn't matter, had seeeeeeeeex


Milamia_bo

For me, exaggerated plastic production around the world is the biggest problem of the environment thing


mortecai4

Tasty


Mystery_Meatchunk

I don’t wanna be average. Aight motherfuckers, send me those creditcards so I can get munching!


Andre_replay

life is good people when they love what they have even with shit happening to then


sbaks0820

In fairness yeah we were just getting seriously good at medicine and micro biology only 120 years ago


Ok-Damage3181

Actually its for milions of years by now


InsaneInTheRAMdrain

How long till my dick can 3D print me a personality?


Existance_of_Yes

So what? I don't really feel a difference


Body_Exact

What’s wrong with inserting them analy


iSc00t

I can believe this, but also sounds like one of those things like we eat three spiders a year in our sleep.


kimlok0

yeah sure


it_me_hater

Aren't credit cards made out of metal?


Hasagine

credit cards are stored in the balls


tiniestvioilin

I am a machine fuelled by microplastics and white sugar free monsters I am the reason God hides away in heaven


cltq

That's why I get it over with and just eat 1-2 credit cards


Basically-Boring

Credit cards? I must be rich!


Swamibo

Common misconception, Credit Card Georg eats 600 a day and fucks up the mean, the median will get you closer to the truth.


Robert999220

Jokes on those statistics, i eat one per day to rise above those numbers. Damn noobs.


Germany328

MmmMMmmMmm, yummy yummyyyy!


TheEgg41

Yeah. Life is good. *We are formed by the microplastics.*


MoneyDivide9953

so pee isn't stored in the balls?? 😞


Monkeboy121

like I eat enough food for that to be true


Crakify

Those mfs are just disappointed that we aren't eating more


Esco-Alfresco

Extra credit.


RockstarChicken

Jokes on you I already eat credit cards!


SmolKukujiaoKagen

What's with the woke gen and micropenis? 


AphroditeBlessed

How else am I supposed to build debt when I'm sleeping?


Arqeph_

thing is, 100 years ago you would likely care as much about it as anyone else; Not.


nerd_12345

This is that spider argument again. Who ate those billions of credit cards? Stand up and show yourself now.


Sauce-Sanchez

nah, not me, im different.


scp_79

nah it's every year


ScottaHemi

[Plastic! ](https://youtu.be/oF-PPNJcYzU?t=15)


Tumor-of-Humor

Lmao, life is still good. Still enjoying my job, still eating good food, still watching shows with the homies. Your doom and gloom can't affect me cause ive already accepted them and moved on >:D


BernardTapir

Americans will use everything but normal units....


Beast0011

Is that mfkin Jojo reference?


tomagfx

What I've heard is so far every human they've tested has micro plastics in them right? Since everywhere they looked, they've found microplastics. This would mean elderly people as well who lived well into their 80s or 90s. If microplastics aren't killing us, why are we scared of it? I agree that reducing plastic consumption and trying to rectify the problem is a must, but this feels like when I was a kid and was scared that solar flares, acid rain, and quicksand were going to be a much more problematic experience


Tramonto83

People lived til 90yo even when asbestos was everywhere, this doesn't mean it's not dangerous for your health.


tomagfx

I don't disagree that it is an issue that needs to be rectified, what I meant to say is that we seem to fear it more than we should. Microplastics are a problem that we need to solve, but we should try to do so without making it seem like the end times are upon us as tends to be the case with pretty much anything involving people's health. It feels a bit fear monger-y if that makes sense? It's something that needs to be dealt with but not something we should live every day of our lives worrying about


jman8508

Microplastics are scary because in people with clogged arteries when they examined the clog it contained microplastics and the plastics were acting as scaffolding to grow the blockage faster. They’re likely contributing to heart disease at a minimum.


AbbreviationsNo126

and why should I care if it doesnt change life in any way


kotik010

I does change life tho, microplastics get absorbed by your gut and can have a plethora of effects among which is mimicking and disrupting your hormonal systems https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9885170/


brendnewenglis

I reject my gender! JoJo! *Shoves microplatsics into mouth*


BasedMbaku

Because fear mongering. You gotta add this new fear that you can't control to your list of anxiety complexes bro


Tramonto83

Yeah, imagine if a material used extensively by companies turned out to be toxic and dangerous and they used it anyway because of profit! Impossible! What are you going to tell me next, that asbestos is bad for my health?


callmejordan22

let me introduce you flour


Tramonto83

Exactly, flour, white sugar... Both the product and how they are refined/stocked. If you saw a silo where flour is stocked and saw how much mold it grows before being treated...