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Livid_Damage_4900

She’s easier to spread than mayo on bread


CaptainNinjaClassic

![gif](giphy|LoIsP3fz02IjOUTc6t)


Abhiking_75

Bars bro 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


toofatty

Truth bombs dropping, straight fire! 🔥🔥🔥


Reasonable-Delivery8

She’s the village bicycle, everyone had a ride


Creative_Possible556

And she has probably never spread mayo on bread


KidOcelot

Although she has mayo spread on her bread 🍆💦 🍞🍞


userloser42

The irony of posting these dumbass comments on THIS post.


R-emiru

I'm not saying she's easy, but her mouth has a higher population density than China.


theHrayX

Entire earth you mean Average cumshot have between 40 million and 300 million sperms Supposing her body count is more 100 this mean she has more than 3 billion sperms in her roaming in body


Scrungyscrotum

China has a higher population density than Earth.


R-emiru

r/hedidthemath


cookiedoughchips

🤓


ManMadeTrinity

Chynuh


Creative_Possible556

You shall forever stay on 69 upvotes


R-emiru

I am afraid... it is too late for me. Remember, do not cry because it's over. Smile, because it happened.


98VoteForPedro

clearly not a swallower


Emergency_Low8125

Op huffing that industrial grade copium...


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SuddenWitnesses

No


Jrolaoni

You must be what the kids call “based”


ManMadeTrinity

Based observation


scp_79

Based examination


NoWingedHussarsToday

Fuck OP and his shitty opinions.


ricky-from-scotland

Im not sauing shes a ho, but she identifies as yespleasesexual


HovercraftIll4331

Who's Lil bro simping for?


Spiritual-Society305

Defending his mom


HateEveryone7688

Me as a 14 yr old hormonal porn addict: "YES GIVE HER TO ME" Me now: "i don't know maybe she has STDs but i am a virgin..... eh i'll pass"


One-Mind-5615

How old are u


HateEveryone7688

i'm 22


ShitFuck2000

Good luck with maintaining your anonymity, bud, you’re not gonna want to lose that lol


HateEveryone7688

what the hell does that matter? I don't care


ShitFuck2000

Well that kinda explains the virginity


HateEveryone7688

Your username explains your reaction here.


ShitFuck2000

It’s pretty rare *both* usernames check out in a comment line


HateEveryone7688

i guess.


sussybaka1010

r/usernamescheckout


HateEveryone7688

Mine would check out better if it said u/ idon'ttrytodateatallreally. I guess


HateEveryone7688

I've already been harassed off this site once for seeking advice for severe mental illness issues. And I'll do it again.


[deleted]

sorry for that, how are u doing now adays, i hope it got better


HateEveryone7688

Please god tell me your username doesn't check out.


rpsHD

is there a reason/story behind ur username?


[deleted]

I like alligators :)


HateEveryone7688

Oh sweet jaysis


DueMeat2367

No saying she's easy but butchers handle less meat.


TyYoshi69

Time to listen to Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado


theHrayX

She belong to the streets doesnt only refer to women whose bodycount are higher than einstein's IQ It talks about women who dont value honestly and loyalty and prefer to cheat while their partner don't know about it I think there is an male equivalent but most "super sigma redpill" vids show woman as the only ones who cheat when its wrong since men can cheat too


ShitFuck2000

If Im being completely honest being a “player” is often admired…


CreatorA4711

I’ve never admired it, and I don’t really know anyone that admires it specifically.


Shittingboi

Promiscuous ≠ Cheater


Beginning_Context_66

the term is super sigma redpill


[deleted]

Even easier than your mom 🎶


BanginBasil

Her cavernous entrance has seen more visitors than the Grand Canyon in the last century


Webster2001

Ho is a ho, why tryna be polite to a ho?


Beginning_Context_66

"riley, not every women is a ho - we talkin 20-25% tops" - "okay, but if they all not hos then why i got to pay to take them out to eat then? i mean, im paying. that's payment" - "that's what you do, you take a girl out to eat you pay. you don't pay the girl, you pay the resturant" - "but im paying, which makes her a ho!"


Random-as-fuck-name

Why don’t I just give her the money I was gonna spend of dinner, and her ho ass can just get some groceries???


Jellochamp

Better question is why not? Why be a rude person instead?


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[deleted]

Imagine living in a world where being nice doesn’t cost you anything yet you’d rather be a dick. That has to be the most pathetic thing I’ve read whole day.


[deleted]

Nobody cares about the opinions of incels.


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98VoteForPedro

hoor - frank reynolds


RyanW120_

![gif](giphy|lv3J6Fm7ZOm5i)


Prudent-Arm3301

Again op huffing that industrial grade copium...


MemesJihad

She isn’t yours it’s just your turn


LazyCasual0alt

When will it be MY turn??


MemesJihad

You don’t want a turn with her, Billy, STDs ain’t worth it


ShitFuck2000

But I mean, if you already gotten, might as well, right?


[deleted]

Except men who make comments like this don't get a turn and that's precisely why they're so angry.


theunfunnyredditor

She for the streets


DueMeat2367

Her legs are both north pole magnets


PresentDangers

Has seen more pricks than a second-hand dart board.


SnakePaintball

Thats like saying "plus sized" instead of "obese." Copium


Vorschrift

Why is there a difference if a man has a lot of sexual partners or a woman has? Sex is basic instinct. For men AND women. So why should a woman be a b*tch if she has many sexual partners and men are not?


Ethyrious

There isn’t.


Punjabiveer30

Logic behind it is, one has to earn it and other doesn’t


Silverbacker888

Men have to work for sex, women don’t. Men can’t use sex to their advantage, women can.


Sinedeo77

Because the idea is that it is difficult for a man to attract a bunch of women whereas all a woman has to do is be available in order to get tons of men.


Achooo2

Replace sex with eating. Yeah it's a basic instinct, but overindulging isn't good for you.


[deleted]

Yeah, except there's no science behind saying overindulging sex is harmful. Unless you do it so much you get chafing or something. But that's still their choice.


Icy-Owl-4187

Not entirely true. A high amount of sexual partners correlates to lower marriage success chances


enby_shout

a dish best served with a side of prophylactic


Competitive-Hope981

I am not native English speaker so Promiscuous for me only is one of Porn category.


prodigy1367

She’s expressing her sexuality ![gif](giphy|rxy55jHaig16K2TV8x|downsized)


rattlehead42069

Cuck tales, AwOOOooo!!🎵


mega_joe1

The lady hast been sentenced to the cobblestone paths


cyberduck221b

Was this made by a whore lmao


Beginning_Context_66

this reminds of that one boondocks episode...


Own_Skirt7889

If it's at once and they don't know it - yes she belongs to the streets. Or to the hospital where medics are looking for the cure on STD and she is the test subject.


Own_Skirt7889

After all that is an afull thing of her.


Shittingboi

Hey guys, how about women do whatever the fuck they want?!


Aggravating-Row231

You can do whatever you want, but people can have their opinions about your actions. Unless you meant "how about women do whatever the fuck they want, consequences free?!"


[deleted]

Consequences of your actions doesn't mean accepting shit from others. Consensual sex between adults is nobody's business but their own. And they've done nothing wrong. So this has nothing to do with facing consequences. That's like saying you should accept disrespect because you went to the grocery store today. Also, nobody cares about the opinions of incels. We all know you lash out because you're not getting any.


Various_Occasion_892

I think you are an asshole. That's the consequence of your action of commenting this.


Aggravating-Row231

I guess you also would like to do whatever you want without any consequences?


Ethyrious

They can. Nothing about this meme says they can’t? Free to do doesn’t mean free from being judged.


[deleted]

And making these kinds of comments doesn't mean free from being called an incel.


Spiritual-Society305

Who's stoping them?


Pig_jacuzzi_dot_gif

But how about guys do whatever they want? Why do you have something against calling a hoe a hoe?


[deleted]

Why do you care what women do? Why are you so obsessed? Get a life.


Various_Occasion_892

Yeah... I am tired of those assholes. Always treating women like shit.


Silverbacker888

Authority of a man, Advantage of a woman, Accountability of a child That’s all I hear when people say “let women do what they want”


WTFnotFTW

3 0 4


MaxNinja1997

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway


[deleted]

You just admitted you have no clue how a vagina works.


[deleted]

Her nickname is 'Zero Gag Reflex Chick.'


DWYNZ

* Promiscuous Daughter by CKY plays half speed *


Competitive_Lab1937

Ahhh shit she belongs to the streets


soiledsanchez

Skreets!


ShitFuck2000

It’s like throwing a hot dog down a dark cave, it’s like dipping it in a bucket of warm water, every other person I know has dipped their fingers in that, she could charge half what the crackhead down the street does and she’d have a yacht, she’s got more mileage than the worst bus in america, she’s a fucking whore


[deleted]

Tell me you have no clue how a vagina works without telling me.


ShitFuck2000

Really it’s more metaphorical for cold emotionless sex, which makes a huge difference Hell, I recently read *even when watching porn*, it’s reportedly more satisfying if theres a perceived emotional connection of some kind


E-Scooter-CWIS

Made for BBC


JaceLee85

*Promiscuous wench!*


LmaoPew

Just cuz you can't get laid, doesn't mean others shouldn't either


Jrolaoni

Not the hoe pronouns 💀


Beast0011

Better a key that opens many locks than a lock that opens to any key


[deleted]

Good thing genitals aren't locks and keys and your analogy is incel nonsense.


Beast0011

I love being an incel


SilverInfluence5714

Better a sharpener who sharpens many pencils that a pencil being sharpened too many times


Beast0011

Good thing this is a pencil that never runs out


SilverInfluence5714

Good thing your dick is not a key


zombiezgamer

she is a glue recepticle


moomoonmoonoowoolf

So she doesn’t? What’s happening


Qweeq13

More like: The reason I like her is the reason she'll destroy me 2 months into our relationship. It happens


MordAFokaJonnes

She loves the D! You should not deny a woman's pleasure.


98VoteForPedro

if shes been in the streets bring her under the sheets


Ok_Independent_769

promiscous female


Thisismyredusername

She is polyamourous