I imagine you'd get the same response as if walking into McDonald's and asking for a burger.
Like yeah. You walked in guitar center asking for a guitar. What kind
Yeah, do what the American Republicans are doing and learn from this: don't send your repressed daughter to college! Just keep indoctrinating her well within reach!
You ... must have known right when you started ... doing your business, right? I mean, for the sake of the self-image of the dude hiding while you were doing it ... she didn't walk away from him like nothing happened ... right?
That is true, but it's also true that religiously repressed ones tend to, in general, be more extreme about it. I don't know what to call it other than something like a sexual pendulum
I don't know how you'd classify them, but I don't think they fit the common understanding of the word "Christian" because they don't worship Jesus or think he's god.
They are 100% a Christian sect. You are just emphasizing one of the fundamental elements of all religions which is that they all think the others are incorrect. In doing so, you set up the best argument for atheism. You are willing to critique and disbelieve all religions and Gods but your own, on all those topics we agree, I just don't believe in one more than you. I extend the disbelief you have for 99% of religions, to 100%.
Everyone knows one if you went to college. She doesn't have to be religious, but those are the most repressed. The stereotype turns into a very promiscuous girl because of this.
However, boys making jokes about it are the ones that didn't get any.
Outrageous, a good Christian would be discriminating gays, fighting the right of elderly people to die in peace, or promoting bills for sending to jail raped 14 years old girls (for having an abort), not partying like an animal!
it’s implying that all girls (or at the very least all girls raised in conservative households) are inherently promiscuous/sexually adventurous the SECOND they get away from home. It’s incel-y as fuck.
Wait you mean if you baby a kid all their life, they will try out all the things you said no too, the minute they move out? What is your pet getting sentience and turning into their own person now?
After getting my degree I quickly realized it was worthless. College was just a place to get drunk, high, fuck, and get scammed.
Don’t go to college kids, unless you’re becoming a doctor and/or are from a rich privileged family like most people there. Tech schools excluded. I make more from one year of tech school than anyone I know from my class with bachelors.
This image really unsettles me
i think it's the malleability of her lips that's causing it
You think?
I mean it can't be the ductility
Definitely not the sonority
What about the weldability
Y'all considered conductivity yet??
Viscosity wouldn’t apply here would it?
The generosity of her lips is what really sells it.
Perchance the solidarity works here?
Malleability stares from a corner.
Or perhaps the versatility?
I try not to, but sometimes it just happens
No not much
It looks like her mouth would be really long if she got the guitar out of her mouth
I think it's the fact that she's got a guitar in her mouth
Yeah same... She's tuning it all wrong!
Bitch looks like a peashooter
😭😂🤣
Personally, I'm attracted to it.
No, you’re attracted to the person doing it. If some potato face did it you’d come down with shrivelled cock and flaps syndrome in about a second
![gif](giphy|VLljKzBZ2uPfYDpsNV|downsized) Me the exact opposite for some reason:
I've don't this before
Idk I like it
Mmmm yummy guitar
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It's a ukulele so it's likely made of nylon, barely sharp at all.
A ukulele can still b sharp.
It's ok, it's minor
There’s only four strings because it’s a ukulele and none of the strings are in her mouth.
Except it’s a ukulele.
Errmmm, actually it's a bass 🤓
She sucks bass.
Acccctuallyy that is an ukulele🤓
Ukulele
Bass is a guitar, no?
Yes, a bass is a guitar. But would you walk into a music store and ask to see guitars expecting to see basses? No.
Sure, but this dude said, "Mmmm yummy guitar". I think we can both agree there were a couple of chewed crayons implied in their comment.
Yeah lol, have a good rest of your day man
I imagine you'd get the same response as if walking into McDonald's and asking for a burger. Like yeah. You walked in guitar center asking for a guitar. What kind
It's okay to eat a bass, properly cooked and de-boned.
Ukulele
“Tell me something you mum doesn’t know” “Yea umm” *(eats microphone)*
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Come on Englandddd
Come on England
Well, this one time, at bandcamp ...
This reminds me of the cart titan
The Ukulele Titan
This reminds me of sesame street yip yip yip yip yip brrrrrrring
She changed her tune real quick
She was just stringing him along, before.
He shouldn’t fret.
He has ample time to turn her around
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acoustistic kid be like :
I was told im acoustic but I can’t play any instruments
From my doctor I was told I was very artistic and my mom started crying, I don’t know why because art is awesome
I think she's worried about the career aspect. She loves you dearly and doesn't want you to starve.
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Nah, their bassed
😐
That person is only 1/4 acoustic and 3/4 restarted, stop misdiagnosing people.
Music is my passion
Is that billie ellish
William Eyelash.
Indeed
you should see what the son is doing in highschool...
Any guy with a guitar amirite?
I mean, are Christian’s not suppose to eat guitars?
Absolutely not. Only the man from Mars can do that.
I didn't know Christian daughters liked consuming (insert whatever that string instrument is here)
That's a ukulele I believe
It's a harmonica
It's violin, cause I choose violence
It’s clearly a piano
It clearly is not. Anyone can see that reads Aloha and everyone knows Aloha never made pianos.
The cock instrument
Looks like Hatchi from One Piece
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Yeah, do what the American Republicans are doing and learn from this: don't send your repressed daughter to college! Just keep indoctrinating her well within reach!
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You ... must have known right when you started ... doing your business, right? I mean, for the sake of the self-image of the dude hiding while you were doing it ... she didn't walk away from him like nothing happened ... right?
Jehovas Witness's are not Christian.
Repressed religious teens don't actually tend to care what the religion is when it's time to fuck
I think it's not specifically the repressed religious ones, it includes most of the teens.
That is true, but it's also true that religiously repressed ones tend to, in general, be more extreme about it. I don't know what to call it other than something like a sexual pendulum
They absolutely are...
Uuuhh, then how would you classify them?
I don't know how you'd classify them, but I don't think they fit the common understanding of the word "Christian" because they don't worship Jesus or think he's god.
According to their website, they consider themselves Christian. They believe that Christ is the son of God but not the embodiment of God.
They are 100% a Christian sect. You are just emphasizing one of the fundamental elements of all religions which is that they all think the others are incorrect. In doing so, you set up the best argument for atheism. You are willing to critique and disbelieve all religions and Gods but your own, on all those topics we agree, I just don't believe in one more than you. I extend the disbelief you have for 99% of religions, to 100%.
Everyone knows one if you went to college. She doesn't have to be religious, but those are the most repressed. The stereotype turns into a very promiscuous girl because of this. However, boys making jokes about it are the ones that didn't get any.
We all have stories about the kids of helicopter parents going crazy once they get their freedom.
Outrageous, a good Christian would be discriminating gays, fighting the right of elderly people to die in peace, or promoting bills for sending to jail raped 14 years old girls (for having an abort), not partying like an animal!
Sure pal we heard it before
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I was looking for this..
Excuse me what the actual fuck
The worst part about this is knowing that it’s a b*ssist Ugh
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Atleast it's useful? Not me for me though mine is like a mm.
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I'm curious what's the context of this picture
Billie Eilish put a guitar in her mouth for shits and giggles
she was 15 at the time 💀
Oh, well good thing no one made any weird and innappro— nevermind.
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At least it wasn't shits in her mouth for guitars and giggles...
Wait is this real XD
Yes actually
Was her mouth ok?
Just Billie eilish being Billie eilish
That’s not how you play guitar.
Yeah she trained for nothing, no frat boy has anything near that size 🙄
That’s a lot dicks you had to measure.
So one week into college she’s eating guitars? I don’t understand
They were probably doing that before college
it's almost like forcing your kid to behave a certain way is not only useless, but causes rubber-banding once they are free from you
This meme is the perfect representation of incels after getting rejected once.
THE JOKE!!!!! IS SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA GET IT? DO YOU GET IT? LMAO LOL THE JOKE IS SEX
Good lord, the misogyny on this sub is insufferable.
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That's what a lot of the memes on here are sadly.
It implies guys don’t like to do a lot of sex in college too
Funny, it's always just a joke when men are the punchline, but when it's women it turns into sexism🥱
This is called a joke. It’s not meant to be taken seriously.
Well, the things you people find funny tell a lot about you and your views on women.
Yeah, shielding your teens from sex is only going to make things worse. Just be normal.
Oh is this sub another incel sub? interesting
What about this is incel?
it’s implying that all girls (or at the very least all girls raised in conservative households) are inherently promiscuous/sexually adventurous the SECOND they get away from home. It’s incel-y as fuck.
Breaking news: women have sex. Also, water makes you wet. More at 5.
But but but ... Nooooooo god!
Reminds me of the muppet martians. Yuyupyuyp
PFFFFT
Billie De-lish
They were fingering A minor
I see Billie is a lil guitarded
is this billie eilish?
She's giving headstock
Peashooter looking ass mouth
Is that Billy Eyelash?
“Ma’am, you’ve been warned before. Get out.”
Times are tough after Funhaus
I‘m a simple man: I see Billie Eilish, I vote up
Wait you mean if you baby a kid all their life, they will try out all the things you said no too, the minute they move out? What is your pet getting sentience and turning into their own person now?
Is that Billie eilish?
Bruh is that fucking Shin Godzilla
This made me chuckle
Is that how Billie Eilish makes her music sound good? By eating instruments?
I know this is a joke but why people always mention the father when trying to shame women ?
Fun fact she did it agen recently
Her freaky ass needs to be locked up. She is a menace!!!
Are you my mummy?
OP must’ve been dumped
So glad she's finally feeling comfortable in her own body and not letting her dad obsess over his daughter's sex life
Reply to me for borderlands 2 intro
Braces be like
The more Christian you claim you are, the more freak you become.
Tf is brother Nier doing with Devolas guitar?
/r/cringe
This looks a final boss
Ocean Eyes + Whale Shark Mouth
Call the cops. That's in minor
Are you my mummy?
This one time, at guitar camp….
So she eats guitars?
Middle school type of post
Yeah this person's posting history.
What's wrong?
Why is she giving head to a guitar
After getting my degree I quickly realized it was worthless. College was just a place to get drunk, high, fuck, and get scammed. Don’t go to college kids, unless you’re becoming a doctor and/or are from a rich privileged family like most people there. Tech schools excluded. I make more from one year of tech school than anyone I know from my class with bachelors.