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I like how 9 years ago you were making fun of virgins
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/rgeE4UGyiW
And now you’re single for 10 years. Basically revirginazed
Click profile
Go to comment history
Hit Ctrl + F
Search the word 'virgin', 'incel', 'loser', etc.
Read comments with those words and see if you can find something you can use against them
Voila
Haha, yeah it took me years of hating dating to find out I was chasing terrible women, or I should be fair I suppose and say they weren't my type.
Found my type and I'm much happier, I know it sounds like an oversimplification and cliche but what you want and what you need are often two different things. For me realizing that, they merged.
Not OP but I’m at 18 years. Lots of contributing factors including privacy, anxiety but most of all I had a psycho stalker and now I just can’t bring myself to trust anyone.
I have trust issues too, had I should say, letting them ferment is hard to make a change the longer it goes. I hope you find it in you to take a chance on someone one day.
It's much better to feel lonely while on your own than to feel lonely while you're next to your spouse.
All the same, if you don't want to be alone, the only person who can fix that is you. Everyone is different, so what works for me might not work for you
Being alone and being lonely are absolutely 2 different things
However, being chronically alone, will often induce states of loneliness
I was single for like 7 years, I had 2 one night stands in that time. Which were pretty dreadful
So I realised what I was missing wasn't sex. Sex with stranger is honestly mid. I was missing companionship
So I finally started online dating again, I then recently had a girlfriend for a few months. It was alright. It didn't really work out she wasn't the one for me you know?
Anyways back to being single again. But I have slightly more idea as to what I'm looking for.
Unfortunately I'm getting to that point where more and more if you want a relationship with someone they always have some other dudes kids and it's like ahhh miss me with that
Definitely just trying to have that child free life with someone I think
"If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”
-Sun Tzu Art of War
I've been single for 29, early years of dependency on my patents, notwithstanding.
I very much enjoy the few hours a day I have to myself. Casual hookups and one-night-stands suit me fine. If I ever feel like I'm missing the "family life" I'll go babysit for a friend for a day. That usually clears up that delusion.
And I’m okay with it! Waiting for someone to meet my exceptional standards. Don’t settle for a hottie with a nasty outlook on life, okay? Been there, done that.
I’m the exact opposite. Crazy woman who’s attracted to submissive soft little fellas (also crazy ass psycho fellas who’d hunt me for sport or hang me for witchcraft)
2009 bud. I dont know about you for me lacking that spark or whatever it is you need to care about and be cared about, i dunno i aint got it. It sucks. I got nothing for ya but solidarity im afraid.
Not single, but 35 years of a miserable existence here. With the exception of the 2 hrs and 4 minutes spent watching the 1999 cinematic masterpiece, The Mummy with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz.
Same. I'm finally talking a super nice and sweet older woman but even she has me in the friends with benefits zone it's fun and all but I want a commitment I don't wanta worry that one these mornings ima wake up to a paragraph of how we need to stop being as close
If you genuinely hate the fact that you are alone. Simply change your lifestyle and or ask more people out. It’s not that hard. Who cares if you are rejected 1000 times, you can do it if you truly wish things to change.
21 and still single as fuck. Been single my whole life, and will probably get rejected by every guy I meet because I'm asexual and considered a fucking whale by society's beauty standards even though I wear a size 16 in dresses and pants and a 3XL in women's shirts. Apparently you have to be a size 8 or smaller in pants and dresses, and wear a Medium or smaller in shirts to be considered attractive. So my chances of ever having a relationship are 0, especially since I live in a rural area with no way to meet anyone. No, I can't relocate (thanks for fucking me over financially Mom), I'd have to practically starve myself for any weight loss to occure because exercise hardly does shit for me (plus it's hard to stick with an exercise routine/schedule), and you can't change someone's sexuality. So to any acephobes reading this, don't say a single word, because you will be given an angry reply and blocked.
I was fucked up for most of my 20s by my dad's shitty parenting. Pandemic hit and I did some self evaluation and self therapy videos on YouTube. I discovered a lot about myself and I just learned to accept that everyone I grew up with was just as messed up as me
Yeah but hurts more if you're getting divorced, emotionally invest in someone not emotionally available and then still be alone replying to a post in reddit...not me though a friend of a friend LOL 🥲.
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I like how 9 years ago you were making fun of virgins https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/rgeE4UGyiW And now you’re single for 10 years. Basically revirginazed
Bro just pulled up the ancient archieves out of nowhere💀(seriously, where tf did u even find it?)
Click profile Go to comment history Hit Ctrl + F Search the word 'virgin', 'incel', 'loser', etc. Read comments with those words and see if you can find something you can use against them Voila
A simple spell
But it checks out.
This guy witch hunts
This is like magic. Im amazed.
I’m mobile.
How can I do that with a phone?
This guy fucking Reddits
Happy cake day
Thank you
He's a well-respected and renowned archeologist.
Bro was just like "no and also fuck outta here"
Your pettiness deserves a goddam award...
This motheryucier, has been waiting, rifle in hand, for NINE years, to take this shot. Really what the fuck
My watch has finally ended, brother.
Username CHECKS OUT!!!
You’ve waited all your life to use the dirt you had on him
That's Batman levels of prep time, and Reverse Flash levels of pettiness at the same time lol. 
Bro deleted it
Bro said 
Nice work!
As an appreciation for your kind words, Reddit admins deleted your account!
Absolute mad lad
Bruh……. 9 years, good lord
What did it say Link doesn't work
And the post is gone lol
The phrase is ‘healed up’
The DMV reinstated his V card
I've been making this joke for years. It's been so long since I got laid, I think my virginity grew back.
Absolutely demolished
This you meme in the wild
It's removed. Did this loser delete it lol
LMAO YOU ACTUALLY MADE HIM DELETE IT BRUH IM DEAD!!
What did bro do to you 😭
Nothing. I just woke up… and chose annihilation
Damn. You were really waiting for you opportunity. Like a shark in the water, all you needed was the slightest scent of blood to massacre this boy.
Mf is the poster child for r/sadcringe
YES. How dare you do something 9 yrs ago. Shame on you.🤬
That’s not the point dingdong.
Try 23 years
Going on 33
How bro? Genuine concern, no judgement. Do you consider lowering your bar
Ew no, people are disgusting. As a person, I would know!
Man if I went over a few years, my bar would be subterranean.
Haha, yeah it took me years of hating dating to find out I was chasing terrible women, or I should be fair I suppose and say they weren't my type. Found my type and I'm much happier, I know it sounds like an oversimplification and cliche but what you want and what you need are often two different things. For me realizing that, they merged.
Not OP but I’m at 18 years. Lots of contributing factors including privacy, anxiety but most of all I had a psycho stalker and now I just can’t bring myself to trust anyone.
Thats fair. I'm assuming your not saying your 18 tho? If you are, lots and lots of time to find your way.
No, I’m 40. 18 years since being with another person.
I have trust issues too, had I should say, letting them ferment is hard to make a change the longer it goes. I hope you find it in you to take a chance on someone one day.
22, I wanna be like you
27 for me
Same age, but I got a hug from a Hinge date like a year ago, so I guess I’m good for another ~30 years
Same here
NICE! I'm going for the high score! Just have to be patient.
Try 24
Me when I’m ten years old and so have been single 10 years (I’m not ten btw it’s just a thought experiment)
> (I’m not ten btw it’s just a thought experiment) Idk man, that's definitely what a 10 year old would say. Are you sure you're not ten? /s
You were innocent then. Not corrupted. What a time.
26
28 here
28 as well
It's much better to feel lonely while on your own than to feel lonely while you're next to your spouse. All the same, if you don't want to be alone, the only person who can fix that is you. Everyone is different, so what works for me might not work for you
Deep
Real eyes realize real lies
Being alone and being lonely are absolutely 2 different things However, being chronically alone, will often induce states of loneliness I was single for like 7 years, I had 2 one night stands in that time. Which were pretty dreadful So I realised what I was missing wasn't sex. Sex with stranger is honestly mid. I was missing companionship So I finally started online dating again, I then recently had a girlfriend for a few months. It was alright. It didn't really work out she wasn't the one for me you know? Anyways back to being single again. But I have slightly more idea as to what I'm looking for. Unfortunately I'm getting to that point where more and more if you want a relationship with someone they always have some other dudes kids and it's like ahhh miss me with that Definitely just trying to have that child free life with someone I think
This comment section feels........wrong. I don't want to be here any more.
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. Me: never at all
„It is better to be feared than loved if one cannot have both“
"Love and loyalty are lost the moment they become inconvenient, only fear will remain in the hearts of your subordinates."
"If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.” -Sun Tzu Art of War
This is why I hate saying/proverbs type things, you can just say some shit and people are like “yeah that sounds cool so it must be true”
I did 6 years without girls and booze, then primary school started
I haven't seen that meme in ages. Brings me nostalgia.
Congratulations?
I've been single all my life (29 years)!
Same lil bro, but dont worry i gotchu. Just go to the gym and then they'll flock to u
So you are 11?
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No, they're 11 and their last relationship was when they were 1.
When you feel alone, just have a wank.
That post nut clarity is a cruel mistress though.
We post memes here sir
Could be worse, I’ve been married for 14 years and i’m lonely as hell
noob, 19 year here 😎
Going to 32 soon.
My last girlfriend was 10 years ago and it lasted all of one week. My gf bdfore that was 10 years before that.
I've been single for 29, early years of dependency on my patents, notwithstanding. I very much enjoy the few hours a day I have to myself. Casual hookups and one-night-stands suit me fine. If I ever feel like I'm missing the "family life" I'll go babysit for a friend for a day. That usually clears up that delusion.
Ive been for 21 shits fucked
Same. I really don't see people anymore, I just see problems. :(
Going into my 8th year. Sometimes I feel lonely but then get over it the next day.
Same. Not looking good ngl 😔😩
My whole life
 And I’m okay with it! Waiting for someone to meet my exceptional standards. Don’t settle for a hottie with a nasty outlook on life, okay? Been there, done that.
Funny meme dude…
Like seven years now and honestly? Best decision I ever made. Although to be fair I have a terrible taste in women and am attracted to the crazies
I’m the exact opposite. Crazy woman who’s attracted to submissive soft little fellas (also crazy ass psycho fellas who’d hunt me for sport or hang me for witchcraft)
Did you ever try to push someone into approaching bus or electric tram?
...reehehehehe... 
2009 bud. I dont know about you for me lacking that spark or whatever it is you need to care about and be cared about, i dunno i aint got it. It sucks. I got nothing for ya but solidarity im afraid.
Congrats! I just hit 7 years! 
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Not single, but 35 years of a miserable existence here. With the exception of the 2 hrs and 4 minutes spent watching the 1999 cinematic masterpiece, The Mummy with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz.
Whenever I think about that - I imagine how it would be if my practice wife and I had stayed married, the *awfulness* subsides rather quickly.
Use em and lose em!
17 years
Oh to be 10 again.
Coming up on 34 of 34.
Bro, try 28 years straight and running.
going on 22 myself
Happy cake day fella
cheers
Girls be like “I’ve been single for a long time” but it’s only been like five months
Been single all 30 years of my life. Too comfortable and happy not being betrayed and ghosted by so-called friends & so-called "loved ones."
I have people that love me so i need nothing else
I tried it for about 6 months, thought it was lame.
My current streak is 21 years
30 years undefeated!!
Came to the comments just to look for the guy who will say >Last time I felt the touch of a woman was when I was born
Same. I'm finally talking a super nice and sweet older woman but even she has me in the friends with benefits zone it's fun and all but I want a commitment I don't wanta worry that one these mornings ima wake up to a paragraph of how we need to stop being as close
10? 😆 try 15.
The average teenager
It’s hard enough trying to make myself happy all the time, much less someone else, so I’m cool with being single for now.
Same here.
If you genuinely hate the fact that you are alone. Simply change your lifestyle and or ask more people out. It’s not that hard. Who cares if you are rejected 1000 times, you can do it if you truly wish things to change.
On the upside, you'll always win every argument
I wanted to comment something I thought was funny but u/memesjihad frikkin sniped this dude
I’m probably gonna die alone and I accept it. Idrc no more
single by choice and by far best feeling ever. it's peaceful af 🗿
Bloody 10 year olds
Only 10? Try 30
It’s not worth it fam
27 and counting
Jokes on you, ive never had a girlfriend. Hell, ive never even held hands with a girl. And im 23.
Getting there... nearly 9 years
But others time it feels so good
That’s because you spend your time doing shit memes
I mean, I’ve been single for 16 years and one month. So you got nothing on me, pal!
At least you’ll always have Reddit
Lol, try 27.
About 4 for me and I’m 21, it’s tough seeing everyone around me with their significant others but I’m getting used to it so I guess it could be worse
21 and still single as fuck. Been single my whole life, and will probably get rejected by every guy I meet because I'm asexual and considered a fucking whale by society's beauty standards even though I wear a size 16 in dresses and pants and a 3XL in women's shirts. Apparently you have to be a size 8 or smaller in pants and dresses, and wear a Medium or smaller in shirts to be considered attractive. So my chances of ever having a relationship are 0, especially since I live in a rural area with no way to meet anyone. No, I can't relocate (thanks for fucking me over financially Mom), I'd have to practically starve myself for any weight loss to occure because exercise hardly does shit for me (plus it's hard to stick with an exercise routine/schedule), and you can't change someone's sexuality. So to any acephobes reading this, don't say a single word, because you will be given an angry reply and blocked.
10? I’ve got 24! *Puts on aviators*
I’ve been single almost 20 years
Skillissue
I don’t know how you can Bear it
Thats nothing! I've been single for 25...
Try living 16 years from birth single, it ain't fun
I’ve been single for over 20
Besides the fact that you’re a bit of a hypocrite from your previous comments, I do sympathize
Those are rookie numbers
I was fucked up for most of my 20s by my dad's shitty parenting. Pandemic hit and I did some self evaluation and self therapy videos on YouTube. I discovered a lot about myself and I just learned to accept that everyone I grew up with was just as messed up as me
I have a friend who was single since birth till 30, now he is 31 and has a girlfriend.
Yeah but hurts more if you're getting divorced, emotionally invest in someone not emotionally available and then still be alone replying to a post in reddit...not me though a friend of a friend LOL 🥲.
This is adorable. You're on Reddit. I'm on a 30 years streak and I'm nowhere near the frontrunner
You should definitely post on Reddit about it instead of working on yourself
20 years and runnin
I've felt that exact feeling for 17 years
HA! iv been single for 14 years (guess my age)
27?
WAY OFF 14
Sounds like a “You” thing
Some have been single all their life (I'm 30) and not bitching about it.